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Thinking of making an onlyspells

Lonely Witches Near Me

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Wizard suicide

I’ll never be as funny as the other wizards…

Pitiful that so many of you only have mind palaces. I have a mind Bastion. A mind FORTRESS. Surrounded by heavily guarded mind towers and mind walls, with a large mind moat filled with mind piranhas, and a big scary mind drawbridge. There’s even a mind dragon in the mind keep. They would need all the mind men in the mind land to penetrate my mind defences. Ohoho!

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Come! Hither! Come hither, yes! What’s that? What am I hiding behind my back? I’m not hiding anything! See? Nothing there. Why would I be hiding something?

That’s ridiculous, of *course* it’s not a portal to the slime dimension. Now if you’d just take a few more steps to your right…no, Nono. YOUR right, not my right.

No, YOUR RIGHT.

Show me your right hand.

YOUR RIGHT HAND!

How are you getting this wrong is this your first day alive or something? Hellooo?? Welcome to the planet man your RIGHT. HAND.

Alright fuck this and fuck you I didn’t even wanna send you to the slime dimension anyway. Prick.

#wizards #wizarding #wizard #mischievousjapes #trickery #slime #slimer #theslimedimension #slimeywizards.com #lefthandedweirdos

The little fucker sold me a tome of lead AMPLIFICATION!!!! DESPICABLE!!!!!!

#wizards #wizarding #bad deals #trades #bogthramirthetrader

Did you know Jack is short for Jachary?

#wizards #wizarding #wizard world #Jack #Jachary

Don’t buy off of Bogthramir I have sores in weird places

#wizards #wizarding #wizard #beguiling merchants

I’m the biggest thing ever

#wizards #wizarding #largewizard #big wizard #pendulum #rhomboidal hexing crystal

Mark my words. By the year’s end, I will have accomplished the full pickling of a still-living creature.

#wizards #wizard #wizarding #hobbies #pickling

Can hear giggling coming from the jolly gnome village. One of these days I’ll find a rock big enough….

#wizard #wizardhating #haterwizard #wizards

Who else is trapped in the maelstrom?

#wizards #wizarding #themaelstrom

These cheap flasks I got off Bogthramir the Trader have been leaching lead in my potions. Thankfully he also had a tome of lead negation on him too!

Studies show that mischievous japes are on the rise again

I disturbed the pixie nest and they took all of my small glass bottles and corresponding corks from my alchemy table. Need to write new incineration sigils on the windows.

Filth and squalor of choice

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