The_Ghost_Tree

Your local weirdo with barely any filter.

[divinepilots]

"i like boys" "i like girls" ok???? i??? want??? to be with the bourgeoisieses??? i??? want??? to see how the bourgeoisieses party all niiiiight

[iwilleatyourenglish]

sorry what was that

oh okay

[the-ghost-tree]

dildo soda

[sw33tm0urningl4mb]

Deep/Fun Questions to Ask!

Do you like watching sunsets?

Have you ever started a rumor?

What makes you laugh hard?

What's the last concert you went to?

If you believed in it, what would you be reincarnated to?

What's your current vocal stim?

What shirt are you wearing?

Who or what is on your mind?

What are your favorite pair of shoes?

What would easily win you over if someone gave you it?

What three words describe you?

What's a funny memory you have?

Do you have any drunk stories?

What's one thing you own that you're sure no one else has?

Do you have any superstitions?

What is your guilty pleasure?

What weird thing do you do when you're alone?

What is the worst food you've ever had?

What fictional character would you bring to life if you could?

If you could join a career immediately, what would it be?

What keeps you going during the day?

Current song on repeat?

Funniest inside joke?

What's your favorite piece of jewelry you own?

Favorite niche topic?

What fandom are you currently in?

Most controversial take?

Favorite ship and why?

Do you have any piercings or tattoos, and what are they?

What is your worst & best quality?

[pukicho]

I sowed some holes in my clothes today, hashtag house wife

[pukicho]

Who am I kidding. I am a 28 year old single man. I'm no housewife..

[the-ghost-tree]

You're a housewife in our hearts 🥰

[the-ghost-tree]

I’m am so unbelievably disgusted right now and I feel that everyone needs to be made aware of this situation.

Subhuman people are selling babies and children on “Vinted”, and I use the term “subhuman”, because I don’t believe anyone truly and completely human could do such a thing. They are putting random photos of plushies and beanie babies. The “plushies” have the exact weight and height of newborn babies and children, and they are being sold for prices ranging from around $520 to over $2,000. The video linked above shows this utterly disgusting situation. Though this may just be a rumor, the fact that this is a possibility is disgusting and disturbing. I am not however denying the possibility that they may be selling illegal substances with sites like “Vinted”, “eBay”, and “Etsy” have been known to have sketchy sellers secretly selling drugs, though eBay doesn’t really have this problem as much anymore, as far as I’m aware.

From what I understand, nothing is being done about this situation. So, if everyone who sees this could spread the word that would be wonderful.

[the-ghost-tree]

Real quote from me

"Like Icarus, my fucks have flown to close to the sun, their wax wings melted. They caused me great pain and suffering, and now they have fallen to their deaths."

-Me who just had to deal with plastic wrap

[the-ghost-tree]

Your yearly reminder that LGBTQ people are 80% stronger during pride month

I hope everyone is having a good day and a good start to pride month

[the-ghost-tree]

I AM ENTIRELY FULED BY MY RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE AND MY KINDNESS TO OTHERS

[the-ghost-tree]

gnome named diarrhea

[izbnart]

Dnd animation yayy!

[the-ghost-tree]

TF is this shit?

Like yes, I want my child to play subway employee who gets paid $10 an hour

[the-ghost-tree]

Thing to remember about the arts (all of them)

If you fuck up with confidence you didn’t fuck up at all.

Nobody is going to know you fucked up if they think it’s a part of whatever you’re doing

[the-ghost-tree]

when you feel tired af but you check your heart rate and realize your heart rate is pulling a sonic the hedgehog and it’s 160 bpm or higher

[kosmogrl]

[jennybadhands]

If you can hum you can kazoo a kiddie kazoo

You can do fun things with your voice

You can practice singing without vocal strain

And you get to annoy people

[the-ghost-tree]

Just reminding people of part of the American Declaration of Independence

“That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.”

-Declaration of Independence (1776)

So this means when the government becomes corrupted it’s the right of the people to change or get rid of it, and to institute a new government. Totally not saying the government is corrupted or destructive or anything and that we should utilize our right to alter or to abolish the government in order to institute a new government. It’s not like horrible things are happening without our consent (us being the governed) I am also not saying in addition to what I’m totally not saying, that the current U.S. president isn’t following the constitution which would be more grounds for us to utilize that right. That would be crazy. Our rights are totally being protected and are not being violated. I am saying maybe people should pay attention to credible news sources and read the Declaration of Independence and the U.S. Constitution. I am also saying some people can’t speak out, but would like to, and all some people can do is inform.

[the-ghost-tree]

What ADHD and Autism be like when you have something you need to get done.

Brain: I need this, this, this, and that so I can complete this task, and make sure it's organized

Me: Ok :D I did that, I can be productive now, right? And do the task now… right?

Brain: ...

Me: right???

Brain: You spent too much time doing that, I need a break now, I can't do anything.

Me: I need to do this today, but fine, I guess a break wouldn't hurt.

Brain: Thank you

*takes a break*

Me: Ok about that thing, brain? :)

Brain: You took too long a break I won't be on track to do anything till tomorrow. (0_0)

Me: DAMN YOU >:( UGH

*next morning* Brain: That things due today, remember? :3

Me: What thing? … Oh fuck.

Brain: hehe :3

Me: FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

*speedruns this shit so fucking fast*

Brain: See that wasn’t so hard.

Me: Fuck you, that was your fault.