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the-god-ross-duffer

Gods use Google too.

gayestcody

are you okay?

the-god-ross-duffer

Of course! What could ever be wrong?

Gods use Google too.

#smcu #smcu 2 electric boogaloo

You go through the woods, leaving a wooden box behind. Underneath you a paper crumbles. You look down.

Should I be worried, guys?

#smcu #lonely artist lore

realest-stan

I swear I can hear the paintings on Bill's walls shuffling around. They're moving, doing stuff.

I've talked to a couple of them. They're a bit old school, but they're nice.

the-god-ross-duffer

What did they say?

the-local-artist

Dear customer,

Hello! It's so wonderful for us to see you all. Are you tired of paying art? Want to use free labour? Use our services! Just place your request in a wooden box and, for our fast delivery service, place the box in the woods. If you are interested, please contact us to receive our mandatory customer contract.

How to contact us:

Go to your local woods or any wooden item. We will reply.

Thank you,

The Local Artist,

Eggo.

the-god-ross-duffer

I LOVE free labour!

Can I request a contract? I am in the woods, of course.

bisexualborisp

Hello Boris. Is it true that you are now a good heterosexual?

- God Ross

a good heterosexual? fuck no.

the-god-ross-duffer

I do not remember sending this...

#smcu #smcu 2 electric boogaloo

lions-lanternwood

HEY! you guys are BANNED!!

@gayestcody @resurrected-jake @lesbianest-vickie @bisexualborisp @the-god-ross-duffer

Julio's Kitchen staff have been advised to refuse entry to the aforementioned individuals. Other restaurants in the area have been advised to serve these people with extreme caution. All five of them are known for their association with Mikey Wheeler, the former owner of Flowers and Soles, which burned down after a shoe caught on fire, and it seems they were infected with his disregard for the restaurants of Chicago (despite Gayest Cody Ferdinand being the mayor of our proud city. smh, Mr. Mayor. We at Julio's Kitchen expected better).

the-god-ross-duffer

You literally cannot ban God but sure.

lions-lanternwood

Despite your best efforts, Julio's isn't a part of the God Ross Hetero Church or whatever it is you came in here talking about yesterday. We don't believe in your Heterosexual Godhood and are therefore free to ban you as we wish.

the-god-ross-duffer

Pffft. You'll never catch me if I turn invisible.

gayestcody

more Memeees

gayestcody

@erica-ace @resurrected-jake @lesbianestchrissy @gayesteddie @pansexualistmiles @bisexualborisp @closeted-theoooo @realest-stan @lesbianest-vickie @the-god-ross-duffer @athleticestlucas @bicuriousestchris

lions-lanternwood

HEY! you guys are BANNED!!

@gayestcody @resurrected-jake @lesbianest-vickie @bisexualborisp @the-god-ross-duffer

Julio's Kitchen staff have been advised to refuse entry to the aforementioned individuals. Other restaurants in the area have been advised to serve these people with extreme caution. All five of them are known for their association with Mikey Wheeler, the former owner of Flowers and Soles, which burned down after a shoe caught on fire, and it seems they were infected with his disregard for the restaurants of Chicago (despite Gayest Cody Ferdinand being the mayor of our proud city. smh, Mr. Mayor. We at Julio's Kitchen expected better).

the-god-ross-duffer

You literally cannot ban God but sure.