Soft Bro Fun

[things-that-are-not-true]

dear mister "beast..." i am going to kill you with my dual shadow moon katanas on june 15th 2026 at 8:30 pm pacific time

[cuntboysupremacy]

girl helppp

[cuntboysupremacy]

forcefemmed future self

[diesaur]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

The internet has so much to teach us.

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

feel like ppl are getting meaner and it's weird to see

[6fft4-deactivated20240911]

how do you mean

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

bro forget this post for a second - i opened this app today at 9am and the first post i saw was you reblogging some horny shit about “sliding in and stretching her real good”. 9am on a wednesday. what was that all about?

[jillsteinfuneralcity]

the right: i want a woman to cook and clean and fuck

the left: omg…..girls?????? girls are soooooo soft……and soo good at organizing??? god i love how they organize their closets it’s soo cute…i just…wow…ugh date a girl who’s cute and soft and cooks for you

[e-102]

need this on my blog

[proxima-bee]

can you imagine how good shows would be if writers thought of women as human beings

[haaarpb]

[mx7hixs]

[clown-guitar]

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

[64mpg]

be a good digestive tract and digest for mommy. break down my meals for me. do not cause me pain or bloating.

[goth-queen]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

do you think pilots tell every flight "it was a pleasure having you on board" or is it like a special thing for when you collectively got a good grade in passenger

[amygdalae]

When I die I wanna be resurrected as the crab in the bucket of crabs that pulls the other crabs back into the bucket. And I'll love doing it

[evilscientist3]

if i could die i would wanna be resurrected as a crab strong enough to pull your crabsona out of the bucket. and then where would you be

[amygdalae]

...

[stuffingandsadism]

[aromaticfog]

Anything but actual news headlines.

[segamascott]

[fandom-man]