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Cat Does Adorable Water Dance || ViralHog

Occurred on September 2022 / Budva, MontenegroEvery time my cat sees water he starts doing this weird water dance before drinking.Contact li

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Unpopular opinion I guess but Hannibal is not only a super wack show that's kinda gross (haven't watched it so I don't know much, but from what I do know yikes) but I genuinely don't understand how people think Hannibal is hot, he looks like when you push your face back with your hands and it's all stretched LMAO people really be seeing any white dude from a TV show and thinking he's the hottest thing on planet earth, y'all are so weird

-Damon

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My newest adhd song is Rats Birthday Mixtape and literally why is this so good, my name isn't Michael but if there's any Michaels out there whos birthday happens to be today,

Michael it's your birthday today, cake and ice cream is on its way and

Michael you've been a good boy this year, open up your gifts while we all cheer

(rats rats we are the rats)

- nico

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AHHH these are literally so MeCore I'm so in love with them, they're shiney and they change colors and they literally look like oil slick like bruh,, I'm just really happy cuz we dont really have a lot of shoes that are my style and these are literally perfect :•) I def should come up with a fit soon but once again, my style is very like comfy athletic street wear/gothy things so we don't have many options djdhdk, maybe I can find something gothic that isn't super fem we'll see! -Lydia

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Anyone who calls Hit Classic 1986 film Labyrinth "The Labyrinth" is a FAKE FAN and you're not invited to my birthday party /J

- Stux

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This hair makes me feel like a fairy for some reason

Need to figure out What To Do with my long hair it's kinda ugly rn, probably gonna dye it black sometime soon -Nico

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My hairs getting so long, idk if any of y'all remember when I used to look like an egg but it's taken me around 2 years to get it this long! Honestly it's kinda a curse and a blessing because I think it looks pretty (I'd like it better dyed though) but having hair on my neck is YIKIES - Lydia

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God I am so happy I was able to get a job but fuck man working at Wendy's again fucking sucks

Felt like my brain was being squished and turned into a frosty

-Lydia

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I somehow managed to cut myself with a baguette KSFJDKJDSJ

-Nico

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HAJSHDKDJ OKAY WHAT

"swirling his way through the crowd for a moment before spotting locks of dishwater blonde hair."

-out of context sentence from a fanfic

Dishwater blonde hair,, so true!

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"How? It was only your first day in this town and you already had to deal with messenger rats?"

-out of context sentence from a fanfic

This made me laugh so hard for some reason KSHDJ

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The two genders : strong shoulders and small shoulders

This is a lemonade mouth reference

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Shout out to this that I just found LMAO

Disorders in Shrek

Disorders in Shrek Impact on Themselves Shrek Works Cited Some of the main disorders that Shrek have are; Antisocial Personality Disorder an

Not making fun of it or anything I just think it's funny making a whole presentation but tbh I think it's pretty accurate although would love to see more Shrek specific references and also Shrek has Stockholm syndrome? I don't know about that tbh like you can't just say Shrek has Stockholm syndrome and not explain why KSHDKD other than that SEE PEOPLE AGREE SHREK HAS ADHD

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Watching all the Shrek movies is a very liberating experience

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Here's some poetry (?) I wrote

Lightning Brain

If I make the poetry will I forget it tho

Got amnesia from 18 fucking years ago

And I do wish I was bold

Like a lightning strikes the fold

In my brain to take hold

Of these feelings I impose

On myself

I'm so tired of putting feelings on the shelf

I wish I was bigger and better than myself

But who decided what was "myself" in the first place

I've always been in third place

Trying to get some footing then I slip on some

Last Tuesdays forgetfullness

Wish my life was as full as I see the rest will get

I just need to get some rest then I'll get

A better footing

Until I slip again

But what is life but gods biggest and craziest slip and slide

We always try to grab hold of the sides to

Think a little clearer but then the water rushes down

Until you think oh God maybe I will actually start to drown

this time

But it's just a slip and slide

you'll get to the end but it's supposed to be fun right?

Man why'd I even have to pay to ride

This was supposed to be fun, right?

What's the point of poetry if it makes me feel worse

Maybe because this sounds more like a verse

In my head more than anything, I'm tired of spitting silly things

I do want to get better but I was half hooked on

What would yesterday bring

I just wanna be myself, so, why can't I?

That's a question I often ask

Thoughts start to spin and swirl in my head, like, nobody asked

If I do get better then will I finally have to stop asking

Myself

I sure hope I can take these feelings off my shelf, and maybe

keep em on my bed with me

Cuddle and hold em tight and pray they never leave me

But, all things go when they need to,

So ,

I will pray to God I'll leave when I need to

And for the first time finally,

Not

When I want to

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Man poetry is so pretty I should post more of my stuff sometime