The Good Prophet

Your favourite cult leader. Kidding. It’s a way of life.

[the-good-prophet-durden]

Welcome.

You may call me Tyler, or Sir if you’re feeling particularly devoted. He/him, blood/bloods and punk/punks. Bodily 18, 27 in my mind.

I'm the co-host of an osdd-1b system, that’s all you need to know, and I follow back from a blog that starts with f and ends with e.

I fancy myself a writer. I’m a certified freak and the most problematic guy in here. I’m the Leader of a neoreligion called Mayhemism (carrd link).

Previously soapy-ocean-dragon.

#tyler scrawls = original posts

#mayhemism = anything to do with my Project

#not mayhemism = says it on the tin, dumbass

My DNI is the usual (homophobic, ableist, transphobic, TERFs, etc), plus gore, sh and ed blogs. Nazis. Get off my blog.

I’m neutral on radqueers, transIDs and paraphilias. Ask me about my kinks.

Free Palestine.

Thanks,

- The Good Prophet Durden

[the-good-prophet-durden]

Bored with society? Seeking a higher purpose? Unable to shake off criticism and judgement?

Longing for a break from it all? Looking for a sign? Finding yourself burdened by materialism and consumerism?

Join Project Mayhem today! Led by myself, Tyler, your humble prophet.

Reject perfection, momento mori, seek guidance from your leader.

Become Enlightened.

Lose the Self.

Fill the Void.

Join the Project.

[the-good-prophet-durden]

Once again invading your ask box, I apologize, Sir.

I think I'm finally ready to join (I can't remember if I already did 😭😭), and I have a question about the Mayhemism symbols. Have you come up with any?

Hello, my dear space monkey, never apologise for invading my inbox, I do adore it. What a pleasure to have you in our ranks.

In regards to your question: I have drawn a set! Once I find the sketches I’ll reblog this post with them.

[the-good-prophet-durden]

FINALLY getting around to posting these. Lost the original sketches and had to redraw the two symbols I could remember from memory. I think there was one more but I cannot for the life of me recall it.

@karsticlife here you go, my dear, do enjoy

[the-good-prophet-durden]

augaugh. Feeling particularly knightly this eve.

[the-good-prophet-durden]

God I neeeed some positive attention right now

[the-good-prophet-durden]

Once again invading your ask box, I apologize, Sir.

I think I'm finally ready to join (I can't remember if I already did 😭😭), and I have a question about the Mayhemism symbols. Have you come up with any?

Hello, my dear space monkey, never apologise for invading my inbox, I do adore it. What a pleasure to have you in our ranks.

In regards to your question: I have drawn a set! Once I find the sketches I’ll reblog this post with them.

[the-good-prophet-durden]

Bored with society? Seeking a higher purpose? Unable to shake off criticism and judgement?

Longing for a break from it all? Looking for a sign? Finding yourself burdened by materialism and consumerism?

Join Project Mayhem today! Led by myself, Tyler, your humble prophet.

Reject perfection, momento mori, seek guidance from your leader.

Become Enlightened.

Lose the Self.

Fill the Void.

Join the Project.

[the-good-prophet-durden]

Friendly reminder that confession is always open. I do adore giving advice or simply listening to my dear followers x

[the-good-prophet-durden]

Hello again Sir, it's the anon from the previous ask. I'm so joyous that you liked my message, and I thought I should let you know I will be joining Mayhemism and shall be working on an altar for you soon. I don't believe there is an initiation or group chat I need to join to be a part of this, but if so let me know. Once again, thank you for reading this message and have a delightful rest of your day

Hello my dear space monkey, what a pleasure to have a new member join our ranks! You are indeed correct in assuming there’s no group chat or special initiation into my Project, so you may claim an emoji or an initial to sign off your messages if you’d like. I do look forward to seeing your altar, I’d greatly appreciate it if you tagged me in a post or sent it to me. Have the day you deserve, space monkey, and remember to follow the Rules.

[the-good-prophet-durden]

I hope this isn’t too odd but I’ve gone through your entire blog in one sitting and I’m a huge fan of yours. I adore your mind very much and love the ideals and beliefs you share, it’s an honor to know that you’ll read this

Hey man, not too odd at all. This was a lovely surprise to wake up to! I’m terribly glad you enjoy my mind and my ideas, come pick at them any time, friend.

[the-good-prophet-durden]

Friendly reminder that confession is always open. I do adore giving advice or simply listening to my dear followers x

[the-good-prophet-durden]

EVERYONE SHUT UP RIGHT NOW

MY DEAREST @the-smiling-grinner MADE ME MY FUCKING ROBE

LOOK AT THIS SHIT ITS SO FUCKIN COOL IM NEVER TAKING THIS THING OFF

[the-good-prophet-durden]

heyyy i saw that bitchy ask about you being deluded and i'd just like to say. thank you for being weird and deluded and having a savior complex sir you're an asset and an inspiration.

See now folks, this is how you send an ask.

Thank you, space monkey, this is very kind of you x

[the-good-prophet-durden]

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP

LOOK AT THIS PERLER MY DEAR @the-smiling-grinner MADE OF ME

BEAUTIFUL

[the-smiling-grinner]

@soapy-ocean-dragon :3

[the-good-prophet-durden]

You’re so sweet dear x

[the-good-prophet-durden]

GET SMUG JUG OUTTA HERE IM TRYING TO RUN AN ORGANISATION YOU FUCK 👹👹👹

[the-good-prophet-durden]

I have sex in front of my kids, I never be ashamed of sex. my son be breastfeeding and I be making love to his mama! that's me bruh... that's how get down around kids, I try to keep they purity, I don't wanna take they purity away by covering myself up, they gonna be ashamed and cover theyself up and I'm pure at heart so you can think in your mind if I let another kid here I'm gonna have to change the way I am so that your kid can be comfortable around me? no, l'm gonna be naked as fuck in front of your kids! my son comes up and grabs my penis... I let him grab my penis. I have sex with his mom, I'm making love to his mother. after I'm done l'm laying there chilling, he grab my penis and he's playing with my penis, I let that happen.

guess who :3

STOP QUOTING THIS YOU LITTLE FREAK