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Yo, the names Robyn and I really like dragons and robots. She/Her | Ace | 24

[poochcrew]

[schnattergans]

Aw, a cute puppy! ^_^

This picture (and this blog) might look family-friendly at first glance, but look deeper! See it? Yep, that’s a dick. But so far, this is only a:

THIS BLOG REGULARLY PARTICIPATES IN PENIS FRIDAYS!

This means, every friday there will be much more than just puppies with dick shaped fur colours, but actual naked dicks, bare butts and RL explicit PORN on this blog. I mean it. Explicit porn. No kidding. Guys getting it on in form of pictures, gifs and videos. The whole package. Don’t say you weren’t warned!

If you don’t want any of that on your dash, you can easily blacklist the tag “penis friday” - all posts are reliably tagged.

This blog is officially marked adults only for good reason… ^_~

[mirakurutaimu-deactivated202005]

what the fuck

[fucks-spock]

[abortionado]

They’re calling me every slur under the sun over on twitter for this post

[throo]

Would you sell liquor to this baby

Yes

No

I don’t think life begins at contraception but I’d still sell liquor to baby

Voting ended onAug 6, 2025

Wait hold on rb canceled that’s the wrong word wait no stop

[baetology]

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

[trapbinch]

I’m confused, what is left…

[trapbinch]

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

[baetology]

You really forgot your whole brain.

[pussylipgloss]

she read this post with her pussy

[gokusclit]

Take my hand Let’s lower the birth rate together

[3rabbit]

daughter (non-practicing)

[3rabbit]

sister (deadbeat)

[the-grass-with-dreams]

.

[important-cat-pics]

[estrogirlie]

cis coworker: hey can i ask you something personal

[your-fave-hates-ai]

YOU

YOU HATE AI !!

[very-gay-alkyrion]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

billie eilish is dressing like a bad guy thug at a mahjong game in a kung fu movie

[health-goth-inc]

"Let the Gweilo play. He has nothing left to lose."

[equalistmako]

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[damianmcgintleman]

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

[equalistmako]

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

[prokopetz]

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

[snickerslizard]

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

[prokopetz]

Yes.

[iguanamouth]

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god theres art

[tediousfeline]

@altadude you know what must be done.

[altadude-deactivated20190418]

[lesbopsappho]

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

[magickspills]

I apologize to all my followers for this

[so-much-for-subtlety]

machine uses image recognition to detect lice on fish and then uses laser to blast the parasites.

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[zsnes]

[ultimate-queen-of-fandoms2]

Tags via @redtailfins

[skygenders]

turning point usa is kinda performance art like lets consider that the other founder died from covid in 2020.

[geminisee]

>two people start a conservative organization to push covid conspiracies and pro-gun ideals (among other things)

>one dies of covid

>the other dies of gun violence

it’s so on the nose that it’s actually cliché

[xenasaur]

*aborted baby voice* I would've been the third founding member of TPUSA... if you'd kept me...

[some-call-me-menace]

you know how some people sleep with guns or knives under their pillows for protection? KEEP YOUR KNIGHT IN YOUR BED INSTEAD!! FOR SAFETY REASONS!! THAT'S YOUR LIVING WEAPON!!!! #mylivingweapon

[kosmogrl]

[pukicho]

Here at fuck you I’m going to kill you company, we care