Mista' J

Pretty obvious what this blog is about so I will leave you to readin'... I do take requests so fire away baby ;) 

[the-green-haired-fellow]

hiiii , i was wondering if you are still writing about Heath Ledger Joker ? :)

Yes I am :) 

[the-green-haired-fellow]

hi, have you got a masterlist?

Yes I do :) 

https://the-green-haired-fellow.tumblr.com/post/160099537956/updated-master-list

[the-green-haired-fellow]

Can you do like a body swap scenario of reader x J? Like they try to rob some place like a lab and something goes wrong? Would be cool ty. And preferably smut at the end if you don’t mind x

Sure thing 😊😊

[the-green-haired-fellow]

Get Away  Joker X Reader

“ Y/N! Y/N! How did you meet The Joker. How were you able to become The Joker mistress” I kicked at all the people that surrounded me, pointing microphones and cameras in my face. “Don’t you see you idiots! I am The Joker!” I let out my imitation of J’s laugh, it was mediocre but it would give the press something for the six o'clock news. “Tell em Jimmy please” I said to Jim Gordon who held my arms tightly. When he ignored me I leaned into him flicking my tongue around in his ear. ‘Tell em baby’ I said before I was torn away by another pair of arms and thrown roughly in a cop car the door slammed in my face. I pouted running my finger down my face to symbolize a tear drop. He didn’t pay any mind only averting his attention to  dismissing the crowd. I shrugged off the heartbreak ol Jimmy had given me and looked around the rig. It was one of the “new’ cop cars. They were some brand spankin’ new sports car all tricked out on the inside to be completely “Villain proof” seeing that Gotham has it’s fair share of rogues. Basically they bulked the interior and made it harder to pick the door locks or to kick out the windows. Not much of an improvement but they were trying. I chuckled looking at the two male officers one was older and had worked for the GCPD long before I ever came to town, the other though was different. He had dark black hair, a handsome face and something nervous about him… I bit my tongue thinking what his dilemma could be. Most of the time cops were confident, or at least pretended they were unless they were- I clapped my hands together smiling at the boy. New recruits. He could be easily swayed. “Hey Mister old guy?” I said tapping on the glass. He looked quickly into the rearview nodding my head so I could speak. “Where are you taking me and is it going to be close because I have to go to the bathroom. You guys really shook me up out there.” The old man seemed to think for a minute then spoke softly into his radio. I leaned closer but was rejected when the old cop rapped his knuckle on the glass. ‘When we transfer you at the station then you will be permitted to use the restroom” I pumped my knuckle “Yes!” I exclaimed throwing myself back up against the surprisingly comfortable seat. If things kept going as smoothly as they were I would be back with J in no time. I stopped my excitement thinking of why I was in this position in the first place. He had left me unconscious at the crime scene not even thinking to send somebody back to get me. For how much of a man J seems to be he really is a coward. A coward and a brat and a self-centered, Narcissistic butthead. I crossed my arms kicking the seat slightly. Maybe I wouldn’t go back to him. I could always shack up with Two-Face, I saw him checking me out at the last shoot-out. A man has never looked at me the way Harvey did, maybe it was his old self peeking through. He was a gentleman. Not once did he order his men, or point his own gun, to shoot me even though I shot three of his people before taking a hint and stopping. I dropped my gun winked at Harv and climbed into J’s car. Not only that but being with Harvey would drive J wild! He would go off on a jealous rampage destroying anything in his path. I imagined J driving madly through the streets turning his gun to innocents walking down the streets, well most of the people roaming the streets during late night Gotham probably weren’t as innocent as one would think. My girly fantasies came to a halt when reality hit me. If he wouldn’t save me from the police why would he care if I was with Harvey. He wouldn’t even save my life, though I was capable of doing it myself a girl needs a little reassurance. I cast my eyes up to the rear view mirror. My black hair was all knotted and wild, my makeup was smeared slightly around my eyes, even my nails had started to chip everything was giving up on me. Sadly I slumped over picking at a piece of string that struck out of the leather seats until there was a loud knock at my door. It was the old guy. “We are here.” I popped up smiling. The show must go on. He tightened my cuffs holding my arms firmly but respectfully until we got into the building where he chained my cuffs to the prisoner bike rack. It wasn’t really a bike rack but had the same principal. It was a long metal bar that had individual chains, that were reasonable separated from one another so a rogue couldn’t grab one and do what they please. Anyway, the police officer then wraps the chain into the cuff and locks it with a padlock they are given at the beginning of a briefing. It was fun but not as fun as a real bike rack. ‘Hey Mister!” I said kindly “May I go to the bathroom now?” He sighed looking around hesitantly, I don’t blame him. If I were in his situation i wouldn’t trust me either. “I will take her” the cops little buddy exclaimed suddenly rubbing his hands together. The old cop looked at him questionably then nodded. “You know where the prisoners John is right Seymore?” He nodded frantically smiling shyly. “Down the hall three rights over.” I squinted suspiciously at his enthusiasm.  What was this guy's motive?Suddenly I felt vulnerable. Usually J was by my side when I encountered strange men protecting me from any weird thing they might do. My heart ached at his absence. The young cop walked towards me unlocking my padlock with nervous hands. Slyly I snaked towards him nibbling on his neck. He stepped back calmly yanking on my arm. “Are you sure you can handle this?” Seymour nodded his head confidently and tugged on my arm impatiently. Panic flooded into my chest causing it to tighten it was never good when a cop doesn't have a violent reaction to your sexual advantages. We walked down the worn halls of the GCPD his hands growing more sweaty as we advanced. I thought of running now, only at the risk of being shot which I had my doubts knowing that in my case they would shoot to kill and honestly I wasn’t ready to die. “Down here Miss” I snapped out of my own little world looking at him in confusion. ‘Misses?!?’ I thought to myself. “Oh right” I said striding towards him with false confidence. He opened the door letting me in first then walked in quickly behind me. The bathroom was really small, for convenience of detainment of course, and starkly white. So white it was almost uncomfortable. I slowly walked over to the toilet looking back at the officer. “A Little privacy please? Cops in this town” He just stared at me with something I had only seen in the eyes of the perverts that wandered outside of J’s strip clubs. He never allowed them in. “Those are very very bad men, my sweet.” he would say lightly dragging his white gloved hand up my chin. I would just smile at him and continue to get out of the car, noticing how their eyes lingered a little too long and how when they came towards you they stood a little too close. On that particular night I remember this younger man with light brown hair stalked towards me. I didn’t see him before hand. I was to captivated with how the pink and white lights sparkled around J like he was an angel. Abruptly I felt a squeeze on my leg. “Who the-” I turned around and froze in something I hadn’t felt in ages.. Fear. He tenderly put a knife to my throat and shushed me motioning me to come closer. I nodded my head discreetly tapping the bodyguards hand hoping he would heed to my call for help. My feet were shaky in my heels as I stepped down off of the curb. ‘Oh shit not tonight god please. Like I know we aren’t on the best of terms  but come on I look to good to die tonight’ I prayed quietly in my head. “My dear? May I ask where you are going?” J said curiously. I turned showing him the knife the creep had at my throat. Something close to anger sparked in J’s eyes but knowing him he would never fully show it unironically. “Look what you’ve gotten yourself. Ya’ know” I said stepping off of the sidewalk and down onto the street, the man pulled my arm harder wanting me to continue down the street. I stayed put looking into the blue eyes that came closer and closer. “She’s a tricky one you know” The man put the knife tighter against my neck quivering. “Step back or she dies.” he said lacking the umph he was hoping to have. J laughed wildly taking out his pistol and blowing him away. The knife streaked across my neck as the man fell. For a split second I thought I was dead. I was going to bleed out on my new dress but I didn’t. My arms seemed to throw themselves over J’s shoulders. He chuckled softly in my ear before leading me safely into the club.

“No one will believe you if you tell them and if you scream I will shoot” I was startled by the voice. “What” I said seeing  Seymour standing in front of me his pants unbuckled. A sour shock stung in my mouth. Fear. “Hey bud. News flash I ain’t yours to be touchin.” He stuck his gun to my head with a sinister chuckle. “Bend over” he whispered in my ear. Part of me screamed to fight back. Snatch the gun out of his hand and waste him. I would be cooked though. Shot ead by whatever cop stormed the door. So I just nodded bending over.

His hands were cold as they found their way to my hips violently he ripped my pants down with a groan. I bit back tears.

BAM BAM BAM

The cop stopped what he was doing. Looking quickly to the door. I laughed letting the warm tears fall down my face. “You’re as good as dead now”

A gunshot blasted through the door, ripping through Seymour's poor chest. Drops of blood and chunks of skin splattered through the air. I sighed in relief watching his body slump on the ground, his blood spilling out around him like he was swimming in a pool of his own life. The door flew in and my knight in white.. Well my knight in a purple suit came in pointing his machine gun directly at me. “J” I said weakly happy to see him. “There you are baby” he said kneeling down next to me. I crushed my lips into his savoring every second. “Did he hurt cha baby?” he said jealously slowly collecting in his face. “He didn’t just please take me home. This place is a dump” I tried to shake off the day but he wouldn’t give. “Are ya sure kitten? Cause it looks like we’ve got a breather.” Mischief entered in his eyes as he motioned to the poor sack on the ground. I smiled “Well in that case-”

Thank you for reading! More to come Same Bat-Time Same Bat-Channel!

[the-green-haired-fellow]

can we see your sleeve?? that’s so awesome!

Yes of course! I will try have a picture up tomorrow :) Thank you!

[the-green-haired-fellow]

Tattoos

Hello! I just wanted to let everyone know I got my Joker sleeve done! Its been a few months process but its finished and Im in love!

Also I wanted to thank everyone for reading my work. You're support means the absolute world! ❤😘

There is tons more work to come. Im just finishing the few remaining requests I have so be prepared for a storm 😊

[the-green-haired-fellow]

The Stalker Part 2 Joker X Reader

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I stared indignantly at him. He had kept me trapped down in this stupid basement inflicting torture on my body for days and he dare ask me ‘what’s wrong?’ I stepped forward and flicked him in the nose and said “Let me go, I want out of here” He stared at me almost dumbfounded but quickly lost the look replacing it with a wide smile, some sort of pretense to his emotion I would guess. “You’re not having fun my dear?”  I sat down on the floor holding back tears. “Listen just please let me go” A wild laugh escaped his mouth. I cringed noticing he was coming closer to my face enunciating every ha until he was squatting directly in front of me grinning widely “Oh no chance baby. I waited far too long for you to just let you up and leave.” I burned at his words letting tears stream down my face. This was it, this was going to be the rest of my life until my body gave out collapsing for exhaustion, major bleeding and I would die on this polished white granite just as the others had. Some strength entered my body and I squared up to him. ‘Then just kill me.” He dropped this smile sliding back from me. “Kill you?” he repeated. Thinking to himself. I pictured my mom and dad answering the phone at an unexpected time a doctor or policeman being on the other end informing them of my untimely end at the hands of The Joker.

My mother would cup her mouth taking a second before thanking the caller and hanging up. Crying by the phone alone. Never in my life did I want to inflict that sort of pain on her. She had raised me so well doing everything she could for me. “Now why would I do that?” he said slowly. I stood up seeing what I had to do. “I don’t know why you would. You’re an awful man who enjoys seeing people at their worst.” Quietly I surveyed the room looking for a knife of some sort. I passed ropes, whips, chains until I saw it, my god, it was a small iridescent knife. Joker chuckled at my words staring at the ground as I waltzed towards the wall. ‘You know me so well my precious. So so so well’ I snagged the knife off the wall and plunged it deeply into my wrist making sure the sever the artery.

The pain released a scream from my mouth causing The Joker leap to his feet. ‘What's-” he scowled realizing what was going on. He was yelling something maybe at me or somebody else it didn’t matter I was saved. The blood that gushed was spectacular- it being crimson red which was starkly different from the white on the ground. I squealed in excitement and began running my finger through it drawing the house I grew up in. It was two stories tons of windows and a giant tree just off to the right of it. It was the best place on earth. Suddenly I was ripped up from my memory by a pair of arms- now that I think about it a lot of arms were grabbing at me some at my legs, some at my arms. I screamed out wanting to plead for the men to put me down and let my life drain out of my drop by drop but I  was to weak to get a sound out.

….

“She’s fine. They stabilized her quickly.” I nodded ‘Well isn’t that to bad” he said with a lazy smile then dismissed Frost with a elegant flick of his right hand. Frost as well as the other guards left the bedroom and stood outside of the bedroom door expecting the worst. “How long will it take for him to kill eh boss?” One of the many rough looking cronies J had working for him said to Frost with a grin. Frost shook his head and looked away not wanting to answer the question- I would do to her whatever he pleased what that would be is pretty much up in the air.

….

Slowly I felt myself come back to consciousness hoping I was dead and had gone into a new realm of existence and away from all the pain. Oddly enough I could feel my lungs pumping air through my body. A function I had assumed to be obsolete considering I was dead. I sat up noticing I was in a very well furnished bedroom of sorts the backboard to the bed was a lush mahogany as were the bedside tables, the carpets fluffy and black. All the windows had been covered by elegant red and gold curtains that matched the bed set as well, the only thing being out of place was an IV machine and a heart rate monitor. A sting entered my eye and I knew my dream of being dead was crushed. I was alive. Slowly I turned my head to examine the rest of the room and saw him sitting there dressed in a very crisp tux, his legs crossed and his right hand resting unthinking on a black cane. A heavy sob moaned from my mouth and I collapsed onto the bed soaking the fabric with my tears. “You son of a bitch!” I screamed gripping the deep maroon comforter with a weak fist. “Why couldn’t you let me die! I hate you!” violently I sat up grabbing at a vase that sat on the tableside bed and threw it at him hoping it would crush his skull and I would be able to run away. He dodged it calmly, straightened out his suit and stood up walking to my side. I glared at him letting my discontent ooze out from every pore in my body.

He looked down at me with an odd tenderness. I had never seen anyone look at another person that way alluding any chance of an analogy. Smoothly he pulled out a  silver pistol that was encrusted with what seemed to be expensive jewels and put it on my temple cocking it back. I leaned into it closing my eyes to the sting of the cold metal. “Please pull it” I said weakly. He chuckled faintly putting the gun back onto his hip then caressing my face still cold from the gun. “If I did that you would have all the power my dear and we don’t want that” I sighed laying back down closing my eyes. “You see you’re not scared of dying You’re not scared of me which-” I cut him off giving my voice more power than I thought I had left. “I’m not scared of you I despise you with everything in my body. So if it’s fear you want to get off on please kill me and prey on some other innocent girl.” The room went quiet, the only audible sound being the slight footsteps that echoed from the floor above.

The Joker hadn’t moved at all, at least not that I could  hear. I wanted to turn my head and look but I didn’t want him to mistake that for me being curious in his motives, even if that was exactly what it was, I didn’t want to give him that satisfaction so I laid there eyes closed until I felt him snake closer until I could feel his breathing on my neck. “You’ve won my dear” he said gingerly in my ear before laying a quick slap on my face. Though I was shocked by the hit I didn’t flinch I stayed in the same position feeling his eyes look me up and down. ‘That son of a bitch’ i thought to myself his slow laugh echoing in the background until the door to the room slammed. I popped my head up quickly to look if he was still there. To my relief he wasn’t.

Thank you all for reading! To be continued! Same Bat-time! Same Bat-Channel!

@angeli-fucking-cat @lexi-chan17

[the-green-haired-fellow]

I was wondering if you could do a fanfic where the reader and her boyfriend (joker) were in arkham asylum together and he began ignoring and forgetting about his lover because of doctor harleen quinzel, and when he escapes he forgets about the reader.fast forward 3 years and the reader gets out, she becomes a dancer at the jokers club and gains his attention, he slowly falls in love despite being with harley. At the end the reader hurts harley really bad and reminds the joker of who she is -ty ♥

Yeah I really like this idea 😘

[the-green-haired-fellow]

Could you do a Jerome x chubby! reader where Jerome and Harley were "together" but Jerome meets the reader from Harley and the reader is shy and Jerome loses interest in Harley and Harley finds out and attacks the reader and Jerome protects the reader? And Harley makes fun of the readers weight? I'm sorry if that's too much! Thanks! ❤️❤️

Of course!

[the-green-haired-fellow]

The Stalker. Joker x reader

“Be safe Y/N the people that come around these parts at night arent very trusy worthy” My boss yelled out of the diners door. It was 1230pm and I just wanted to go home. “Im about five feet from my car janette I think I will be okay” I smiled she slightly chuckled before shutting the door. My key jingled in my hand as I began to unlock my car door. I began to him a song to calm my nerves. Janettes words reprated stinging my mind. What did she mean by untrustworthy. I had always gotten off or work this late and she never bothered to offer any words of safe travels. My nerves were wond tight and my shaking hands dropped my keys. “goddammit” I bent down behind me I heard heavy footstepd “whos there? I said about to turn around when I heard a loud metallic thump and everuthing went black. ….. My eyes came to terms with the room that surrounded me. It seemed like the sterotypical torture chamber. There were rooes and ties, cow brands and medical supplies. The wall was coated in means of pain. I looked away from the wall and down the the flawless white tile floor. The light gleemed off of it exposing faint red stains. My heart fluttered and a choking feeling over came me. Eveything raced through me as I looked for a way out. There were no windows and the only door was thick steal and required a key I obvisouly didnt have. I turned my focus away from whatever bad was going to happen tp me instead picturing my mom and her warm smile. Before I moved to Gotham to go to the University on a dance scholarship my mom held our hands together slight tears in her eyes. “Y/N you will do great thing, I know it. I am so proud for you to be my daughter” She hugged me. It was a perfect sunny day, a day that filled me with hope for the future. My mom kissed me on the cheek before my father bear hugged me. He was no man of words but he was always able to show me he loved me, his only child. I waved hopping in my little red car. My eyes watched my amazing parents in the rear view they both blew kisses st me until I couldnt see them anymore. The drive to the University was movie perfect. My dad had made ne a mix tape he had made for his drive to college, all uis facorite classic 80s hits. I smiled sticking my hand out of the window letting the beeze take it. “There she is” I heard a scary rough voice speak. My head shot up and I was met by a man that I had only heard about on the news. His hair was green his eyes steel blue. “suprised to see me girly?” I looked back down not wanting to give him the satisfaction of seeing my fear. “Answer me” he grabbed me by my hair forcing eye contact. I breathed heavily trying not to cry. Frantically I wad trying to temember the good things like the time I volunteered at the animal shelter and ended up taking a stray black dog home, who I would soon name Brownie. A silly name but fitting. I felt the restraints on my arm tighted and I was leaned back like some sort of hospital bed. “it dosnt matter to me whether you listen up or not. Youll be screaming by the time weve finished.. playing.” He smiled laughing hysterically. “why are you doing this?” I said desperately trying to buy some time. “because” The joker was carfully unwinding some sort of electrical device. The joker ripped the front part of my shirt off grinning wider at the sight of my boobs. “oh very nice” he breathed setting two pad like things on my chest. They had cords connected to the back of them. I closed my eyes thinking of Brownie when I felt the first soul taking shock. I held my breathe giving my everything in attempt not to scream. He kept shocking me laughing at the sight of my body jolting. “you like that beautiful?” he said. I looked at him in utter agony and stuck my tongue out. He growled before shocking me again and again hitting me harder and more frequently before my body gave out. I could hear him cuss in annoyance. I woke up the next day exhausted and in pain blood trickled down the corner of my mouth. Joker was sitting on a metal stool acrossed from me. Staring impatently. I looked up at him with a smile. “Good morning” I rasped. He smiled back “Good morning beautiful” The air fell silent around us. He got up walking towards me beginning to undue the straps on the bed lettign  My body grew tense. “now stand beautiful” My legs fell beneath me the first time I attempted to stand and I fell to the ground. The joker kicked me in the ribs yelling. “this is no time for rest baby girl! Get up!” I stood slowly feeling my legs shake “now turn” I smirked hesitantely turning my back to him. I knew what he was doing. I heard the whip come off of the wall. I squeezed my eyes closed picturing my moms smile again. There was a crack from behind me and then a violent sting. I yelped letting all of my cares go I didn’t care if he heard me I just wanted this hell to end. He kept whipping and I screamed and cried out. He stopped gasping. “What is it?” he said concerned helping me up. I became confused. “What’s wrong?” I repeated back to him “What’s wrong?” I found new strength and walked forward. 

[the-green-haired-fellow]

Can you do a Jerome valeska x reader where Harley Quinn joins the maniax (this is before jeromes death obviously) and Harley and Jerome flirt all the time in front of the reader. (Jerome and the reader are dating) at some point the reader just has enough and tries to poison herself... THANKSS

Sure thing :)

[the-green-haired-fellow]

Home again Jerome X Reader

I held her weak pale hand in mine. It had been a year, four months, eleven days, 5 hours and 21 seconds since I saw her last. When she saw me her pink lips muttered something like “Jerome I can-” I shushed her by putting my finger on her lips taking in how odd it felt to move my fingers and said “I’m back baby” then WHAM she was out like a light. 

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I was walking a crossed the street to get into mt apartment. He was standing there smiling widely his arms stretched out. My heart did a somersault in my chest- he was real in front of me. Pale skin, red hair, dashing smile. I tried to say something but my mouth jumbled around trying to say what it’s wanted to say for a year now. Then he touched his finger to my lips , his sweet voice flooding my auditory canal, it felt like I was  in.. heaven.. my skin shivered but unfortunately my mortal body couldn’t handle it and I passed out. I awoke in his arms still in the cold wet streets welcomed by his warm smile. “Hey there” he said I relished in the sound of his voice replying weakly. “Hey” My eyes studied him, his face was seemingly being held in place by staples having been cut off my some wanna-be, at least that was the last I heard.. “Did ya miss me?” he said breaking my concentration. “ Not even a little bit” I said holding back pathetic tears. He smiled at my answer seeming to be pleased. Never would he dare say ‘I missed you too’ back to me but I could tell by the way his eyes mapped over my face and body over and over again just as I was doing to him, taking in every detail like it would the last time they would be seen. Our eyes met and I took the opportunity to lean forward and connect our lips. At first his excitement got the best of him and he began to move his lips quickly underneath mine, his heart beating one million miles an hour 

“Uh boss?” a nervous man said. Jerome looked up at him with a snarl. “Uh what? Can’t you see that I am busy here?” I looked up at the voice. He was a young thug wearing a grey beeny his nervous brown eyes darting back and forth. “Here’s all the info on Bruce Wayne can I go?” Jerome looked down at me smiling. “I’m sorry my dear this is embarrassing.” he stood up ripping the paper out of the man’s hand. The guy jumped back nervously being met by Jerome’s glare. “Now scram” The guy nodded frantically taking off down the trashed streets of Gotham “How charming are you?” I said standing up feeling little shivers run up and down my spine it had been raining for the past three days, an unusual weather pattern for the city. Jerome smiled skipping happily to my side. “Very. Shall we go?” he stuck out his hands motioning to my apartment. I intertwined our fingers glad to have him back. I looked at him as we walked, even though his face was hanging on by a thread… well a few staples and his smile was a little tight around his mouth he looked great, maybe even a little better than before he looked more- “Stop staring at me creep” I heard him say. 

Embarrassed I looked away focusing on getting to the door before him. “I mean don’t get me wrong I’m flattered” He quickened his pace in attempt to keep up with me tripping on the curb on the sidewalk, falling nicely into a puddle of dirty rain water. I smiled fishing my keys out of my back pocket. “What were you saying hot-shot?” I yelled back at him. Behind me I could hear the squish of his water filled shoes. Laughing I unlocked the three deadbolts on the door pushing it open. “Yeah yeah yeah. Laugh it up” he growled. stepping into my darkened studio. Curiously he wandered around leaving little puddles of water on the wood floor, flicking the various cactus I had placed around.  I had gotten it a little after Jerome had… died? In an attempt at a normal life, even going as far as to painting the walls a nice blue along with buying all new furniture and decorations.. It had been a very sad year. 

The lonely feeling I had before crept back into my mind and I was plagued with memories of crying myself to sleep at night and staring blankly at the wall in the shower the alarm on my phone wailing. I shook my head setting my keys on the kitchen counter. Jerome had wandered into the bathroom and was toying with my night light. Slowly I walked into the bathroom afraid he wouldn’t be there. “Why the long face doll??” I smiled relieved to see his face. “Nothing” I smiled “I’m going to shower.. Do you want to join?”  He looked at me his green eyes blinking blankly. “Oh yeah I forgot” I said my cheeks turning red. I opened the orange shower curtain starting up the water. “You forgot what?” He said oddly. I furrowed my eyebrows looking at him confused sticking my hand under the beam of water. “Your face Jerome” Everything went quiet for a second like he was in deep thought. “My face?” he looked into the mirror jumping back suddenly. “Oh my god my face!” Startled by his reaction my mind began to race trying to comprehend how he hadn’t noticed the staples sticking into his head. “You didn’t know?!?” I blurted out “How could you not have noticed?” He dropped his head into his hands making a low whining noise like he was… sobbing? I stroked his back gently a little weirded out that he was crying. “I’m sorry Jerome I didn’t know” 

He looked up at me suddenly a shit- eating grin a crossed his face. “I’m just kidding doll” He chuckled. I stared at him in disbelief “Wha-” he shushed me putting his hands over my lips. “So about that shower?” he said walking around me to test the water with his hand. Pleased he looked back at me. “Hey why are your clothes still on?” I laughed taking my shirt off and undoing my bra knowing I should be used to his tricks. His eyes widened with his smile . I made a disgusted face at him taking off my pants and shoving them in his face. “What are you looking at creep” echoing his own words back to him. Smoothly I dropped my panties at his feet, he took my pants off of his head and looked down at the lacey pink fabric then to me. I winked at him getting into the shower. “God it’s good to be alive.” he said before mauling me with kisses.

Thanks for reading :) More to come Same-Bat-Time Same Bat-Channel. Also just a reminder if you have a problem with things not being cannon, in my fanfictions as well as others shut your mouth and deal with it. It’s a fanfiction the author has the freedom to write whatever they want in their stories also a majority of the stories aren’t technically cannon to begin with. It’s really annoying to me as well as other writers to have their work criticized (Criticism is good when it’s CONSTRUCTIVE)  by some know-it-all who is only doing it to be hurtful. We work hard on our pieces so bring your negativity elsewhere. 

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[the-green-haired-fellow]

Is this the requests box?? I don't know I hope! Don't get mad please!! A good story I thought of, which may have to be a fanfic to work, is (y/n) is a younger girl and has previously dated Jared or joker. Well when she tries to move on with a guy closer to her age Jared or Joker sabotages it by telling her how her and her body will be bored with younger guys cause she's experienced a man and all that jazz... you get me? I just really want to read this and you'd be great to write it😁😁😁

I like the idea :) I will get on it <3

[the-green-haired-fellow]

Family Joker X Harley X Daughter

I watched mom run her hands softly along the ‘Damaged’ tattoo dad had permanently a crossed his head. I never cared for the tattoo, it meant that he thought there was something wrong with him. Mommy and I didn’t think that but our rants could never sway him any other direction. “Dad where are we going?” He looked back at me smiling saying “Harley” depending on mom to reply. “Well baby batsy found our house we.. we’ve got to go to the next one” A hot flash burned a crossed me “So we are never going back?” Mom made a disappointed face grabbing my hand shaking her head ‘no’  My heart quickened and tears came out of my eyes. “Baby what’s wrong?” she said looking over at my father concerned. “He can’t get yo-” dad went on to say but was distracted when the car was suddenly stopped letting the laws of motion take hold,. 

Mom was thrown violently against the dash, My body would have followed along side of hers but was stopped when my chest met the back of her seat, smashing my awkwardly onto the floor.. I gasped in pain yelling out. “Dad help me!” little droplets of blood leaked from somewhere on my forehead. I waited his answer only hearing the sharp wind that was sneaking its way into the car through the busted windows. “Dad please” I croaked again feeling a pain vibrate through my rib cage. 

He was gone. Which shouldn’t have surprised me he had done this all throughout my 14 years of existing. Though I didn’t meet him until I was 7, when ever a bad situation would arise he would leave the scene letting mommy or his men take the fall. He would always break mommy out of wherever the Batman took her, it would just take him awhile. A pair of arms pulled me from my position, exposing my eyes to the awful brightness of the sun. “Let go of me” I said weakly looking at the bunch of cops that surrounded me, just a bunch of helmets that pointed guns in my face. “It’s his daughter and Harley” a man said said. I tried to identify who it was but everything was becoming fuzzy. “I’m going after him” 

Anger rose up in my chest I knew who it was. The pointed eared son of bitch who’s only purpose in life was to tear my family apart. “Leave my family alone!” I screamed fighting every move the cops and paramedics tried to make on me,thrashing my legs and arms painfully around until they decided to stop playing along with my little game and stab a long needle into my arm. My body relaxed and I was washed away into darkness. 

This is not my best due to running out of motivation to write it. More to come Same Bat-time. Same Bat-Channel!

[the-green-haired-fellow]

Tattoo  Joker X Reader

“Baby I want a tattoo” I said bursting into his office after a good twenty minutes of self-talk and reassurance. He looked up at me with a straight face then smiled. “Kitten you’re going to wake the dogs” he lazily pointed at the two hyenas we had gotten for our one year anniversary. I smiled at the two pups walking over to them smiling. “Good morning babies!” I shouted. Both of them looked up at me squinty eyed but wagging their little tails in some show of affection. The male dog J named Spot flopped over onto my lap smiling up at me. “Who’s the best boy ever?” Spot lapped his tongue into the air trying to lick me. I buried my head into his fur petting him widely. “That’s right you are!!!” I looked up at my baby who I named Roxy. “Roxy baby” I said scooting closer to her. Her brown eyes looked into my green ones blankly. I put my head on her “Oh I know you love me too” I hear J get up out of his chair and walk over to me.

 He knelt besides me putting his cold hands on my shoulders. “Not that I dont adore your company my little minx but what was the purpose of your grand entrance?” I looked at him being met by a chrome smile. I smiled back feeling comfortable with my decision to mark my body. “I want to get a tattoo” he nodded his head my confidence dropped but I continued to speak but looked at our two babies. “I feel so naked when I sit next to you. Your skin is like a work of art and I’m just plain” He shifted sitting down on the ground beckoning Roxy to come to him, which she did.. the little brat. I glared at her until he began to speak. “Oh pumpkin you’re never plain but your happiness is my salvation so anything for you” He kissed my forehead rising to a stand. I smiled at him appreciating his mood- it was a rare one. He held our his hand pulling me to my legs. “I know just the guy”

[the-green-haired-fellow]

Hey sorry I’ve been pretty quiet lately. I’ve been working on four stories at the same time so I can post them all on the same day so be ready for some SPAM! 

[the-green-haired-fellow]

Updated Master list :)

So I figuered it was about time I made an updated Master list for all you guys :) I will have this posted a link to this in the description of my blog so it’s easy to access. Thank you all for your support I appreciate all you guys very much :) More to come Same Bat-time Same Bat-channel! :) Also I apologies for the bland descriptions.  

Jewel-

Part one- http://the-green-haired-fellow.tumblr.com/post/150843540291/jewel-part-1-joker-x-reader-3

Part two- http://the-green-haired-fellow.tumblr.com/post/150916425256/jewel-part-2-joker-x-reader

Part three- http://the-green-haired-fellow.tumblr.com/post/150929985386/jewel-part-3-joker-x-reader-3

Part four- http://the-green-haired-fellow.tumblr.com/post/150969518401/jewel-part-4-joker-x-reader

Part 5ive- http://the-green-haired-fellow.tumblr.com/post/151119906066/jewel-part-5-joker-x-reader

Baby Daddy-

Part 1- http://the-green-haired-fellow.tumblr.com/post/151154257541/3-3-baby-daddy-3-joker-x-reader

Part 2- http://the-green-haired-fellow.tumblr.com/post/151298200876/baby-daddy-part-2-joker-x-reader

Part 3- http://the-green-haired-fellow.tumblr.com/post/151360649661/baby-daddy-part-3-joker-x-reader

Part 4- http://the-green-haired-fellow.tumblr.com/post/151629079721/baby-daddy-part-4

Whip-Lash 

Part 1- http://the-green-haired-fellow.tumblr.com/post/151863977581/whiplash-part-1-joker-x-reader

Part 2- http://the-green-haired-fellow.tumblr.com/post/151941854751/whiplash-part-2-joker-x-reader

Carmen 

Part 1- http://the-green-haired-fellow.tumblr.com/post/152011495461/carmen-joker-x-carmenreader-js-perspective

Part 2- http://the-green-haired-fellow.tumblr.com/post/152087975431/carmen-part-2-joker-x-carmenreader-js

Part 3-http://the-green-haired-fellow.tumblr.com/post/152132342571/carmen-part-3-joker-x-carmenreader-js

Part 4-  http://the-green-haired-fellow.tumblr.com/post/152309556891/carmen-part-4-joker-x-carmen-reader-js

Part 5-  http://the-green-haired-fellow.tumblr.com/post/152537371421/carmen-part-5-joker-x-carmenreader-js

Part 6-  http://the-green-haired-fellow.tumblr.com/post/152617120951/carmen-part-6-joker-x-carmenreader-js

Part 7-http://the-green-haired-fellow.tumblr.com/post/152840152886/carmen-part-7-joker-x-carmen-reader-js

Part 8- http://the-green-haired-fellow.tumblr.com/post/153410253961/carmen-part-8-jokerxcarmen-js-perspective

Circus 

Part 1- http://the-green-haired-fellow.tumblr.com/post/153274406861/circus-joker-x-reader

Part 2- http://the-green-haired-fellow.tumblr.com/post/153499831221/circus-part-2

Heath Ledger Joker x reader

Part 1- http://the-green-haired-fellow.tumblr.com/post/153457780716/heath-ledger-joker-x-reader

Part 2- http://the-green-haired-fellow.tumblr.com/post/153711918201/heath-ledger-x-reader-part-two

Smile-

Part 1- http://the-green-haired-fellow.tumblr.com/post/153995500156/smile-heath-ledger-joker-x-reader

Part 2- http://the-green-haired-fellow.tumblr.com/post/154146445481/smile-part-2-heath-ledger-x-reader

Part 3-https://the-green-haired-fellow.tumblr.com/post/154623357161/smile-part-3-heath-ledger-x-reader

Birthday- (Joker X Reader) J surprises reader on her birthday. 

https://the-green-haired-fellow.tumblr.com/post/154592499271/request-birthday

Prison Break- (Joker x Harley) Joker breaks Harley out of Arkham 

https://the-green-haired-fellow.tumblr.com/post/154592899786/request-prison-break-harley

Bored Mr. J- (Joker X Reader) J wants reader to pay attention to him not homework

https://the-green-haired-fellow.tumblr.com/post/154638721296/request-bored-mr-j

Baby Doll- (Joker X Reader) SMUT SMUT SMUT

https://the-green-haired-fellow.tumblr.com/post/155078912821/baby-doll-joker-smut-im-so-sorry

Ice- (Joker X Reader) Joker loses reader to accident on ice

https://the-green-haired-fellow.tumblr.com/post/156781383511/ice-joker-x-reader

Clubbing- (Joker X Reader) J and Reader go out for a night on the town

https://the-green-haired-fellow.tumblr.com/post/156997385456/joker-x-reader-clubbing

Feeling- (Joker X Reader) J has feeling he wants to express to reader

https://the-green-haired-fellow.tumblr.com/post/157454247421/joker-x-reader-feeling

Dream- (Joker X Reader) J has a weird dream about reader

https://the-green-haired-fellow.tumblr.com/post/157579433841/dream-joker-x-reader

Pink Rose- (Joker X Reader) Ah love 

https://the-green-haired-fellow.tumblr.com/post/157807293581/pink-rose-part-1-joker-x-reader

Lost- (Jerome X Reader) Reader is in hospital and Jerome is worried 

 Part 1-https://the-green-haired-fellow.tumblr.com/post/157843369691/jerome-x-reader-lost

Part 2- https://the-green-haired-fellow.tumblr.com/post/158670930726/jerome-x-reader-jeromes-point-of-view-continuance

Jerome request- (Jerome X Reader) Tbh I don’t even remember what this one is about 

https://the-green-haired-fellow.tumblr.com/post/158454534671/jerome-request

White Demon- (Joker X Reader) MARRIAGE!

https://the-green-haired-fellow.tumblr.com/post/158682343821/white-demon-joker-x-reader

Green eyes of Envy- (Jerome X Reader) Jerome gets jealous

https://the-green-haired-fellow.tumblr.com/post/158893864751/green-eyes-of-envy-jerome-x-reader

Oh no- (Jerome X Reader) Reader becomes pregnant 

https://the-green-haired-fellow.tumblr.com/post/159174809536/jerome-x-reader-oh-no

Close Call- (Joker X Reader) J gets shot 

https://the-green-haired-fellow.tumblr.com/post/159844017676/close-call-joker-x-reader

Heaven is a Place on Earth- (Joker X Reader)

https://the-green-haired-fellow.tumblr.com/post/160068283276/heaven-is-a-place-on-earth-joker-x-reader

Little One- (Bruce X Reader X Joker X idek anymore) 

So on a separate blog I have been working on this multi-chapter story of Bruce Wayne X reader I call ‘Little one’ The run down of it is It’s basically about Bruce (Bale version) Wayne’s wife Dr y/n Lillian Carson who is a psychiatrist at Arkham who and is always assigned to the clown (Leto Version) during his many visits at the hospital. Joker and his wife/ i don’t even know what she is Carmen (Who is a character from my previous stories called Carmen I will provide a link) have a son together named Maddox who Joker requests to live with Bruce and his wife after Joker is busted by the police, Carmen tries to hang herself in a closet and is presumed dead by Joker and Maddox but she isn’t and blah blah blah.. Here they are if you would like to read them

Part 1- https://let-me-help-you-bruce.tumblr.com/post/154996522882/batman-x-reader

Part 2- https://let-me-help-you-bruce.tumblr.com/post/154998221177/bruce-wayne-x-reader-part-2

Part 3-https://let-me-help-you-bruce.tumblr.com/post/155407751737/bruce-wayne-x-reader-part-3

Part 4- https://let-me-help-you-bruce.tumblr.com/post/157504387792/bruce-x-reader-part-4

Part 5- https://let-me-help-you-bruce.tumblr.com/post/157844195702/bruce-wayne-x-reader-part-5

Part 6- https://let-me-help-you-bruce.tumblr.com/post/158911064967/bruce-x-reader-part-6