Cannot count how many times I've said this with my kids
@wolfgangamademozart--official remember this saying? These days I just pray for stones, I've given up on the brains part

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@the-grumpy-grandpa-mozart
Cannot count how many times I've said this with my kids
@wolfgangamademozart--official remember this saying? These days I just pray for stones, I've given up on the brains part
son no wtf
@the-grumpy-grandpa-mozart
Nonno, why dad…
That was not the effect I was going for, but I will take it
Imagine your favorite historical figure going to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Okay so tally:
I go to Gryffindor
Wowi goes to Hufflepuff
Mom @constanze-mozart-official is Ravenclaw
Dad @wolfgangamademozart–official is Slytherin
My baby might be in Hufflepuff too like her uncle Wowi bc she is only a pure and soft but equally good
I think Nonno @the-grumpy-grandpa-mozart is in Sytherin too idk
I think also too that the Maeatro @antonio-salieri-official is a Hufflepuff, but maybe a Ravenclaw? Idk, Wowi help me
…. IM RAVENCLAW, SON
and indeed ur granpapa is slytherin.
u should know in general that we dont get along lol
oh is that why he’s not okay with Papa?
On the LONG LIST OF REASONS why I get along poorly with my son, our respective Hogwarts houses is very far from the top
Also Wolfgangus, @wolfgangamademozart--official you are so not a Ravenclaw, look at you, if ever I saw a Hufflepuff...
Happy birthday to me!
Happy birthday my most grateful and gratifying child, I take full credit for this day
Imagine your favorite historical figure going into a souvenir shop and buying everything with their name on
I don’t think dad (@wolfgangamademozart–official) would do this in Salzburg
Papa (@antonio-salieri-official) might be in both Verona and Legnago, mostly he might do it with sweets
…honestly i’d go to salzburg and just…,, lay down on the cobblestone, regretting everything, because of the,,,,mozartkugeln
Dad if you want you can go to Milan with big bro @kt-mozart-official and @casella-mozart-official y'know
Or go with papa in his home town
OR WITH ME IN DEAR OL’ LEMBERG
YES @wolfgangamademozart--official COME WITH ME BACK TO SALZBURG
Imagine your favorite historical figure with a hangover
@the-grumpy-grandpa-mozart
Uh….is dad?
You assume he was ever sober for long enough to get a hangover.
Imagine your favorite historical figure getting an extra hour in the ball pit
@the-grumpy-grandpa-mozart granpapa how real this is
Why would I be in a ball pit, I wouldn’t even let Wolfangus go to Denmark because I heard they get the cold a lot, do you really think I would allow him in a ball pit??? He could catch something
or worse
eat the balls
you know what he’s like
uuhh uhh papa???
What are you implying????
I am stating outright, my chosen son and heir, that you have the impulse control of an adolescent labrador (that is, none whatsoever) and given the change you can, and will, gnaw on and devour the plastic orbs that fill a ball pit.
..oh…..ok
i thought you meant the other kind of balls
//slapped
Imagine your favorite historical figure getting an extra hour in the ball pit
@the-grumpy-grandpa-mozart granpapa how real this is
Why would I be in a ball pit, I wouldn’t even let Wolfangus go to Denmark because I heard they get the cold a lot, do you really think I would allow him in a ball pit??? He could catch something
or worse
eat the balls
you know what he’s like
uuhh uhh papa???
What are you implying????
I am stating outright, my chosen son and heir, that you have the impulse control of an adolescent labrador (that is, none whatsoever) and given the change you can, and will, gnaw on and devour the plastic orbs that fill a ball pit.
Imagine your favorite historical figure getting an extra hour in the ball pit
@the-grumpy-grandpa-mozart granpapa how real this is
Why would I be in a ball pit, I wouldn't even let Wolfangus go to Denmark because I heard they get the cold a lot, do you really think I would allow him in a ball pit??? He could catch something
or worse
eat the balls
you know what he's like
@wolfgangamademozart–official mod is eating you
…I BELIEVE YOU MEANT EATING MY CHOCOLATE, NOT ME, MY DEAR PAPA
Mod told me to tell you this slightly belatedly; 😏😏😏
dilf but it’s dads i’d like to fight and i’m talking mostly about sir timothy shelley, leopold mozart and william godwin
You may come at me, sir, if you’ve the courage
Happy international women’s day
To my daughter @nannerlmozartofficial who remains to this day the only one who can actually get Wolfgangus to do as he is told.
If anyone’s wondering why I am so inactive, it’s because I am currently occupied with constantly bemoaning the fact that I don’t get to appear in the Amadeus play. And no, just standing there doesn’t count. #PutLeopoldInAmadeus2k19
#AndPutNannerlInThereTooYouCowards
@papabach @the-grumpy-grandpa-mozart ciao! Can I join the dad-club?
Good grief, not another Italian, please god
You do not have to call me God, please, Giovanni will do~
@papabach @the-grumpy-grandpa-mozart ciao! Can I join the dad-club?
Good grief, not another Italian, please god
@wolfgangamademozart--official mod is eating you
Happy birthday to the great composer, musician and father of my “guardian angel”, Leopold Mozart. 🙌
[14 november 1719 - 28 may 1787.]
Happy birthday to me~