[r-siken-deactivated20210531]

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[thespongebobsquarepantsmovie]

nailing myself to the cross. for attention

[deathgasmic]

am i allowed to text friends i have not spoken to in awhile or will they gather and beat me with sticks send post

[phuwins]

lust: [lʌst] / noun. a strong sexual or passionate desire.

TICKET TO HEAVEN (2026) dir. Backaof Noppharnach

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[feldfrog]

The Gaslighting Magician: This is your card

[tumbwr]

“3 likes isnt much” imagine 3 women inside of you

[shotofchinaco]

Brian McFadden: Is Google Cooked? (via Daily Kos)

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

I fucking love my bitter pill! Not even hard to swallow!

[petruchio]

im literally always saying this

[fairycosmos]

when avoiding the task doesn’t even free you from the obligation of it because youll still be thinking about it fucking constantly

[torturequeen]

I’ve never met somebody’s boyfriend who deserved to live

[hummusenthusiast]

omfg i fucking HATE!! when women in movies & TV shows think abt getting an abortion and want an abortion and everything leads up to them getting that abortion but then right before theyre like NOOOO, i want to keep the baby after all :( and it's supposed to be wholesome or whatever like ohh my godddd. if u dont fucking abort that thang right now immediately, i'll FREAK

[phuwins]

Then you fight it. Why fight it? TICKET TO HEAVEN (2026) dir. Backaof Noppharnach

[chinchillion]

[gayday-inactive]

do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared