emjay

she/her | lesbian | vice president of alexmand nation bigots will be blocked

[the-heavenly-option]

my posts?? are actually getting notes nowadays?? so pinned post

My name on here is Emjay, but I go by a number of names online. You can call me any of those unless I tell you otherwise!!

My biggest fandom at the moment is iwtv, but I also like the umbrella academy, the outsiders and six of crows

I rule alexmand nation along with my moot, @xxsunnyphoenixx. we will take over the world trust

oc blog: @yaps-mcyapington !!

If you are actively in the harry potter fandom right now, expect to be blocked. this includes the marauders fandom btw. you're no better. bringing positive attention to these IPs in any way brings money to people who wish to introduce anti-trans legislation and you are a part of endangering trans peoples lives by doing it.

[whiteyoda]

youre in the circus while my money is reaching Amazing Digits

[bitchfitch]

Ok, Have you in real life ever seen a bathroom that had its light switch Outside of the bathroom. Not like one of those fancy giant bathrooms where the toilet is in its own little room, but a normal sized bathroom where you could be in there doing your thing and someone Outside could just turn the light off on you?

This is so normal to me

Yeah but it's weird

Maybe? normal though.

Maybe? weird though.

No but I'm pro this being a thing

no and what the fuck why would that be a thing

Other

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Remaining time: 1 hour 15 minutes

In Real life. not in a videogame or movie because I've Only seen it in videogames and a friend has spotted it in a movie.

[prisonhannibal]

I bet everyone who had to work around daniel molloy’s fucked up schedule for the past two years and do everything after sunset because he is a “real vampire” and “will burst into flames” were pisseddddd after seeing that video of him out in broad daylight going viral

[theelectricdreamsofddx]

What a lovely little post you have here! *Drinks up its wordjuice to add it to my lexicon like some form of Vernacula*

[theelectricdreamsofddx]

*Sinks my teeth into your vocabillaries*

[the-heavenly-option]

the way this fandom talks about billy and his racially-charged attack against lucas is weird as shit. Like I've seen people equate the hate he gets for that to cancellation. He did/was probably going try to commit a hatecrime against a 13 year old boy and you are equating that to benign controversy.

[erinwantstowrite]

fun fact: if you don't like kids... you don't have to work on childcare....... amazing, ain't it?

[xxsunnyphoenixx]

Also here's a kitty tax of my kitty bc she has Armand eyes <3

[sheherlockholmes]

people will claim to be filled with whimsy and joy for life but then hate musicals……. the vile tongue of man will never cease lying

[sheherlockholmes]

[xxsunnyphoenixx]

https://www.tumblr.com/xxsunnyphoenixx/824696407743234048

how would alexmandaniel (and larry. i guess.) show affection if they were cats? 🤔

(post they're referring to)

OOH anon this is suchhh a fun ask wait I love this also how did you know I've been kinda bored out of my mind anddd avoiding working on art.....

HMMM let's see.... alexmandaniel cats is so fun to meee.....tempted to find photos of cats that I think they would be.....I have. Ideas

Armand - Stare + follow around ofcc those are like. Canon. Pretty much. Also purr <3

Daniel - Bite in honor of Eric "biting kink" Bogosian :3 also get in the way

Alex - Stare andddd headbutt. To me

And ofc

Larry - Scream and also stare. He does that a lot w Lestat. Like. A Lot.

[the-heavenly-option]

ALEXMANDANIEL + LARRY AS CATS THIS IS IMPORTANT TO ME

alex

alex would be a fully grown cat, mind you. or atleast in that inbetween phase where they're not quite a fully grown cat yet. But look at this cats expression!! I know alex slater's face when I see it!!

also alex would not be a fully black cat, he's just not elegant enough I fear. but y'know who IS elegant enough...

armand

specifically found a black cat with orange eys for this. how could I not??

daniel

I originally found a gray cat that wasn't a senior cat and then I was like. emjay c'mon. you can't not give daniel an old cat. what are you doing

larry

It was mega easy to get pics of orange and white cats for him but they all looked too loving and at peace with themselves. So, I had to resort to looking up 'orange cat pissed off' to get a Larry Cat

This cat is so larry though. look at his smug little vaguely douchy face <333 #mycockroach

[reggiemess]

Cannot stand the trend of censoring any and all words that describe concepts that might make you go :( especially when the censoring is done in that quarter-assed way that's just 'did a lil scribble over a vowel so you know that I know this word describes a no-no."

I'm not even going to be vague about what sparked this. Do not fucking censor the word 'stole.' I'm at my fucking limit.

[reggiemess]

Who does this benefit. Who is made safer by this. Whose life is made better by this. Who is out there going "Wow I sure am glad I didn't have to see that word without it scribbled on a little. That really reduced the emotional impact of reading that word." Can I kill them?

[the-heavenly-option]

See idrc usually what pieces of fanon you subscribe to but 'kaz is wylan's father figure' in any capacity pisses me off purely because I know it's rooted in ableism.

[purpldology]

I do have to commend the umbrella academy for being such an easy oc making machine. there's 28 free marigold kids and you can make them have any power you want. oh you want an oc from a specific time period or a silly killer? commission is right there and they have thousands of workers! or maybe even a different timeline? or an alien, that's canon! anything can work w canon and I love it

[ambersephone]

we saw you from across the bar and hated your vibe

[philcollinsenjoyer]

about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world

[mycatismyfriend]

@skulandcrossbones this might be the greatest tag on a reblog I’ve ever seen.

[hexjulia]

wanting to vent a bit/being worried about privacy will have you posting like i'm dealing with issues and problems. situations have happened to me. and there are emotions i'm experiencing about this. or not. gotta keep 'em on their toes.

[gaybichon]

LMFAO

[gaybichon]