gentleman crawler

tara | 25 | she/her

[sheherlockholmes]

women will have no career path, no game, no bitches, and only 3 people in the world that can stand them and all they have to say for themselves is that theyre ‘just like george costanza but a girl’

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[1794]

mustard snob canon

[karvina]

just dropped out of harvard butterfly school

[chromaticabrasions]

@sheherlockholmes

[terkaterr]

ah doing ma thing just like god int- (remembers im atheist) just like the universe intend- (remembers i don't believe in determinism) just like noone and nothing intended ever. doin ma thang fucking unpredictable style

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[brightgoat]

rummaging for an earl grey teabag like its a cigarette

[kosmogrl]

[charl0ttan]

you are a dog who loves to rap

[charl0ttan]

[redrosesinblue]

[spamtonhater1997]

spamton visited by the 3 baby tapirs at his death bed they are not here to mourn but to celebrate becuse it is a great occasion

[willgrahamscock]

how it feels to be surrounded by perverted mutants

[willgrahamscock]

STOP REBLOGGING I MEAN MUTUALS

[willgrahamscock]

oh come onnnnnn

[durbikins]

getting paid to say home for two weeks and play Doom and Animal Crossing

[durbikins]

Five years later, this reads like someone’s dying note in a survival horror game.

[wordfather]

did you hear? they're saying if you open your eyes to it, love is everywhere to be found. its everywhere its everywhere its everywhere

[sheherlockholmes]

my parting thought before i go to sleep what about femdom joan watson prostate torture sherlock elementary okay bue mwaahhhhhh 💋

[editoress]

Alarm Off perfec t time for put lying in bed to t/hink! Inside very Quiet and Peace thoughts very productive put in Alarm Off. Put Thinking in Alarm Off time. no problems ever lying in bedd with alarm off because good Contemplation and Eyes Closed for difficult deep thoughts about day. alarmOff yes safe place to close eyes lie in bed can trust not to fall back asleep. friend bed

[spinecutter-archive]

my writing gland is purple and swollen

[spinecutter-archive]

my friendship gland is black and shriveled