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arcenergy

localtiktoks

throckmorton2018

Me, trying to flirt

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this is how i talk to people in the flesh verse

666drazil

the comedy of him going “what do you bet its in my hand right now” while it rolls behind him cannot be done in any form of scripted media.

oikawas

Look, I know I don’t always do what you need me to do or say what you need me to say, but I… I see this… this spark in you, it’s amazing, it’s why I push you. But it’s yours, and whatever you choose to do with it, you’ll be great.

SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER VERSE (2018) dir. Peter Ramsey, Robert Persichetti Jr., Rodney Rothman

meme-theft

ants-are-fascinating

When ants die, a few days later they emit oleic acid, which tells the living ants to dispose of their corpse.

A myrmecologist named Ed Wilson discovered this and dropped the chemical on a living ant. It was immediately carried off, despite the fact that it was still moving, and clearly not dead.

periegesisvoid-deactivated

“I’M GETTING BETTER”

kuroba101

Bring out your dead. Eh, close enough.

glitterandgrunge

IM NOT YET DEAD SIR

lazorsandparadox

You left out the part where the ant, believing HERSELF to be dead, stayed in self imposed exile in the ant graveyard until the acid wore off and she realized she was not supposed to be in the ant graveyard.

silent-wordsmith

@finite-experience, this seems like the sort of thing you’d like to see

mister-christmas

Ant 1: To the ant graveyard with you

Ant 2: But I’m not dead

Ant 1: You smell dead

Ant 2: Fair enough

eric-coldfire

Ant 1: “I thought you were dead.”

Ant 2, after acid wears off: “I got better.”

ottermatopoeia

Ant 2, returning to the colony: i lived bitch

miiriya

sakura-haruka

#I’m screaming

#god I lost my shit when I saw this #but it was a few weeks after release and in vietnam #so the theatre was almost empty and quiet #so it was just me shouting into the void

minervafloofderg-migrating

seriously though this is amazing, and narrating it Animal Planet style would be a really fun way to do a movie like Zootopia.

futurist

Thanos vs. Tony, contrasting motivations

daikaiju-zilla

I let my Bearded Dragon out of his cage to walk around, and this is what he immediately goes to…

I raised him well.

odinsblog

This is the NRA and Republicans in a nutshell

xkittygrrl

Okay but this is a great use of this meme. Just really.

sarkyfancypants

I cant believe that a panel that should say “movies and videogames are the real cause of this fire” wasnt added to this as well.

here, I added more

some more

i think edward elric entire military experience can be summarized as john mulaney’s “horse loose in the hospital” bit

fmanime

there is a CHILD ALCHEMIST LOOSE IN THE STATE MILITARY!

NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE CHILD IS GOING TO DO, LEAST OF ALL THE CHILD!

HE’S NEVER BEEN IN THE MILITARY BEFORE!

ink7blot

They interviewed a man who once saw a baby in a restaurant.

WE’VE ALL SEEN A BABY IN A RESTAURANT!!!

THIS IS A CHILD. LOOSE IN THE MILITARY.

comrade-hozier

@dalethesjtoddler

cappucino-commie

And then, for a second, it seemed like maybe we could survive the child, and then, 5 miles under the capital city, an evil homunculus was like, “I have a huge transmutation circle and I’m going to kill everyone to become god!” And before we could say anything, the child was like, “If you even fucking look at Amestris, I will punch you to death with my fists. I dare you to do it. I want you to do it. I want you to do it so I can take my unresolved daddy issues out on you, I’m so fucking crazy.”

captainlordauditor

This post was written by Roy Mustang

ebonyheartnet

Sometimes it’s not a bad thing, just surprising. Like, “Today the child did alchemy without a transmutation circle,” and everyone is like, “Huh, I didn’t know he could do that.”

somethingmissingthiswaycomes

The creepiest days are when you don’t hear from the child at all. Those are the days when everyone is like “I think the child has finally calmed down,” and then the child is like “I just uncovered a government conspiracy. I went in that secret lab and snuck in there with my tiny body. I have a tiny body, but don’t you tell me that, or I’ll fuck you up,” and you’re like “That’s what I thought you’d say, you tiny fucking child.”

And then for a second we’re like “Maybe the government will fire the child,” and the child is like “I have dismantled the government.”

burntreads

And its like, I didn’t know he could do that, that shouldn’t be allowed no matter who the child is.

marichromatic

Some people are like “There should NOT be a child in the military”

And I’m like “Well WE’RE WELL PAST THAT”

Some others are like “If there’s a child in the military, then I can do human transmutation with my daughter!”

And we’re like “Well those two things DON’T ADD UP AT ALL!”

#This is actually the funniest thing I've ever read #also watch Full Metal Alchemist cause its actually great #this is coming from someone that doesnt even like anime normally

mercurysgf

a shoes off house

that-twink-over-there

You left

the package

open

Dave?

ristay

Sorry if it’s a little cramped- had to make this all fit in ten photos. Hope you guys like it….. and again…. sorry Andrew

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littlewitchlingrowan

This is the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen in my entire goddamn life

edderkopper

Today I learned that cuttlefish experience REM sleep, and that it makes their skin flash random colors. This is the cutest thing ever.

blackbearmagic

The electric eel at my aquarium has a voltmeter attached to his tank, and whenever he pumps out a burst of electricity–either when he’s navigating his tank or getting fed–the meter lights up and makes noise. Sometimes, I’ll walk past him when he’s snuggled up and totally motionless on his log, and see the voltmeter going crazy.

I am left to assume that he is dreaming, and is sleep-zapping at the things in his dreams.