I have no life

Honestly I don't even know what this blog is even about anymore. Just ramblings about current hyperfixations. From an aro ace, she/her.

[goldenpinof]

oi shut up!!

[pikapig183]

“New Dan and Phil clickbait video!!” I said with joys.

I was then shot 57 times.

[zackstriker]

what nonphannies don’t understand is that it isn’t about “knowing” it’s about dnp’s queer joy and comfort level. we’re not happy bc they told us, we’re happy bc they felt comfortable and joyful enough to tell us. “knowing” has a weird power connotation. If you “knew” all along you’re trying to establish power over information that you don’t have authority on, and it takes power away from the people (dnp) telling you the information.

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

imagine youre a fat horse and your new neighbour is a personal trainer

[eternallykakurenbo]

Shitaya/Negishi

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

enough about the timeloop I wanna hear about the post-timeloop.

person who just got over the horror of being trapped in a loop and settled into a comfortable routine...but then the timeloop breaks and they struggle to reacclimatize. person trapped in a loop for years who grieved their loved ones—who are suddenly back and acting like nothing happened (because for them nothing did). teenager who aged physically and mentally during the timeloop and now they're so much older than they're supposed to be. random strangers who were trapped in a loop together relieved to get away from each other at last, but feeling oddly bereft of familiar company. service worker who is pissed as fuck to have to go back to work

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

person who lost their impulse control suddenly living in a world that has consequences again. person who lost their brain-to-mouth filter and now just says things they can't take back. person with choice paralysis because the future was certain and safe and familiar for so long and now who knows what the fuck will happen next. gimme timeline re-entry dysphoria!

[sunflowerbutch]

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[coughloop]

[leopardmask-ao3]

Or you use a plastic/silicon spatula?? Or a silicon whisk?? go to literally any dollar store they have shitty plastic/silicon kitchen utensils you can scramble eggs with without scratching up your pans

[great-and-small]

Now that’s what I call

[great-and-small]

@rpepperpotshipssciencebros please forgive me for this one

[son-of-drogo]

I hate this site so much.

[depsidase]

[wednesdays-buck]

a very common detail/trope brought up in fic and fanon in general is the fact that chris looks so much like buck to the point that strangers assume he is chris' biological father

well I think it's time we start pushing the girl dad!buck with a daughter who looks just like eddie agenda

[eosofspades]

i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues

[norestforthereaders]

I’m gonna show this to anyone who asks me how I felt realizing I was asexual

[griefbespoke]

keep thinking about those screenshots of buck's house after bobby died. no flowers. no one sent him flowers because it wasn't his dad who died, not really. just like chris leaving wasn't his son leaving, not really. eddie going to texas wasn't his partner leaving, not really. buck occupies all of these spaces unofficially and he knows who he is to them but when they leave he's always, always left with nothing. again. most important relationships of his life and he's empty-handed and wondering if he'd imagined it all in the first place.

[slutstrandbuddie]

For @eddiediaznetwork's EDDIEDIAZWEEK2025

DAY THREE: HAIR - THE SLUT STRAND

[beachdreamy]

Sometimes I think about how Eddie actually really truly got introduced with a slow motion shirtless shot while Whatta Man played and of all the people watching him only One of them is canonically attracted to men….

makes ya think!

[letmegrabyourcuteass]

Buck: You're dead, Howard.

Ravi: Ooh, first names. What did he do?

Chim: I said I was sorry! Eddie, back me up here.

Eddie: You're also dead to me.

Bobby: Alright, enough, what's going on?

Hen: Dumb dumb over here accidentally killed Buck's pet spider.

Chim: Who has a pet spider?!

Eddie: It was a jumping spider.

Chim: I thought you would be on my side, Diaz.

Eddie: We've bonded. She waved at me.

Buck: First of all, her name was Webula. Second, she was just trying to say hi to you before you murdered her. She JUST moved into her condo. You orphaned her babies.

Ravi: Why is Eddie angry, though?

Eddie: Anyone who made my son cry is dead to me. They were both crying for hours. I hope you're happy with yourself. Her funeral is at 7 tonight, viking style.

[syn4k]

i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive

[corviiids]

i want devices that are functional and hardy and i want them to last and fuck the rest of the shit i dont need. my ds and 3ds can lie in sleep mode for months if not years and i can pop them open and they've still got two or three bars left. my old phones in high school could go days without a charge. if i leave my nintendo switch on the floor for a few days doing absolutely fuck all nothing i will turn it on and it will cry to me mother i am dying. i am dying mother. and i tell him he'll never be half the man his brother was and he can't hear me because he's dead

[memeuplift]