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THIS BLOG IS DEAD! PLEASE CONSIDER FOLLOWING THE MOD INSTEAD! My name is Jailbird and I somehow survived the Apocalypse! I used to be a convict before the Apocalypse and this is why my name is Jailbird. I like violent things like knife throwing and...

[the-jailbird]

Another one bites the dust.

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ekarusryndren replied to your post: Это не смешно

Russian m’am

who give a fuck i dont read russian

shit i cant even read most things i write

[the-jailbird]

Это не смешно

[the-jailbird]

guys i have a joke

whats dead and lifeless

marona

i mean RA

[stonhfuhijiojfgierjinchillas]

DSi XL giveaway

rules:

anyone can enter

reblog or like as many times as you want

you do not have to follow me

winner will be chosen at random December 1st

misc:

some of the stickers are superglued on

comes with charger

does not come with any games, but is preloaded with brain age math and reading

whole system works perfectly

I ship for free

[the-jailbird]

((wow okay i would really like this after my other one broke???????))

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askspite replied to your post: Uuuurgh

((hey gurl, where’s my pic of the drone killing everyone eh??))

((frick oh yeah))

[the-jailbird]

Uuuurgh

Tch girl how long have I been fuckin' dead?

Shiiiiiiiiit, alright well here I am ta-da

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[the-jailbird]

(( sniffles and criES

condragulations to all the old oc's who still participate in RA))

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((wow i need to be more active h e r e

marona was an eridan

jailbird was slenderjail

and bandit was skelegay))

[the-jailbird]

TWERK OR TREAT

[roaminnumeral]

Since a lot of people are out there reblogging and posting pictures of the damages and effects of Hurricane Sandy, I figured you should know which pictures are fake.

Courtesy of @alexismadrigal and The Atlantic

[kevinbolk]

I want to note that the gentleman I’m reblogging this from is a good friend who had his roof caved in by Hurricane Sandy, so in a sick way I find this post kind of amusing (relieved beyond words to know you’re okay, Rob.)

[adriofthedead]

I didn’t know the first one was fake, oops

[sp00ky-teacup]

huh…

[beesmygod]

check your sources plebs

[the-jailbird]

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ask-katxh replied to your post: GUYS GUYS HEY GUES WHO I AM GUESS WHO I ...

oh my god

I AM THE ULTIMATE POWER 

[the-jailbird]

GUYS GUYS HEY GUES WHO I AM

GUESS

WHO I

FUCKING AM

ps im going to school as bandit hahaha

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just linkin my senderman again u_u

http://ask-senderman.tumblr.com/

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