A hot cup of tea

kid friendly now i guess

[cybercrimer]

[thefriendlypigeon]

Pillowfort be like

[deans-jiggly-pudding]

Literally what happened

[unbreakable-red-riot]

waiting for my pillowfort key like

[butbythegrace]

pillowfort staff rn

[lazy-cat-corner]

Pillowfort’s server for the next two months:

[jackscarab]

Meanwhile on the Internet…

[misterpoofofficial]

i cant stop thinking about this vine

[misterpoofofficial]

i made this like a long time ago im laughing

[kyloren]

Kit Harington and Toothless’ Lost Audition Tapes | HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON: THE HIDDEN WORLD

[bluesmoth]

[skeletortilla]

[grapiibear-dead-deactivated2018]

fingers in his ass sunday

[zootycoon-archive]

you know what day it is

[zootycoon-archive]

addicted to fingers in his ass sunday

[metallucia]

This is it, chief.

[ichiji-sceneka-deactivated20230]

[catchymemes]

Welcome to Japan

Where cars are parked orderly and in reverse

Where fruits can be cubes

Where people keep left

And lamps have different brightness for double beds

People queue up in lines

Applies to stickers too

Where what you get is the same as the poster

you get waved goodbye..?

Relieving both mind and body

Yup.

Smooth train operator

No embarrassing knocking or barging into rooms to check out if they are occupied

When you need an extra hand

For the selfiestas

Brolly holders

Because normal manhole covers are too mainstream

Think diagonal

And anytime u need to soak your feet

Where you raise responsible adults, not brats

And luggage is organised in color codes

When you need help after the condom broke

Instant sanitary gratification

Why they are so welcome at football matches

Where water is that clean in the drains

Nuff said

Source: imgur.com

[woyaogaoxing]

When Anyone says it’s not possible to keep big cities clean I’m just show them this. Japan is one of the most densely populated countries don’t gimme that bs

[peelingmandarins]

me replying to messages 10 days late and blaming it on my busy schedule to hide the fact that my depression has me thinking simple correspondence is an actual workload:

[uravitystan-deactivated20210213]

Inverted doki doki literature club where you think you’re playing a psychological horror game but it is slowly revealed to be an upbeat dating sim/visual novel

[anonymoustypewriter]

I thought I was playing silent hill but suddenly pyramid head asked me on a date.

[ink-quill-coffee]

Honestly nothing would make me happier than a big scary monster poping out from around a corner only to blush and offer me some of the snacks i mentioned liking in a previous level.

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

Guillermo I know it’s you

[ninja-pyro]

“And I would have gotten away with with it if it wasn’t for you kinkshaming kids”

[kazehayakuns]

[birdship]

so that post about how you can get around the bot by tagging things “#sfw”? uhhhhh it’s TRUE.

i did a little test in my drafts:

i am losing my goddamn mind like how is it possible to be this stupid

[dracenathe6th]

Fucking hell?!?!!??

[snowstuckytrail]

[ankyrea]

gotta drag home ur kids before they embarrass your sect 

[unit04-deactivated20160702]

[high-lord-of-bumbles-deactivate]

Rob Zombie confirmed for coll fuckin’ guy

[retrocatte]

[high-lord-of-bumbles-deactivate]

ROB ZOMBIE CONFIRMED FOR COOLEST FUCKING GUY

[akitchenwitch]

i love that Rob Zombie is now Baby Metal’s badass protective grandpa 

[murin-cryptique]

Are they actually trying to gatekeep metal from Rob fucking Zombie? Go cry some more, here’s Babymetal with Abbath.