The Bowery Presents
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Hole
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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One Nice Bug Per Day
Kiana Khansmith
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Noah Kahan
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@the-jason-todd-impreganator
Update:
Uh, so. I'm gonna be off Tumblr for an indefinite amount of time because I have a lot of very bad not good life stuff going on and am in an unsafe situation but I'm a baddie and a boy fucked around and found out with the Jason Todd impregnator— a very intimidating title, mind you...
BUT! For my safety I am gonna ✨dip✨ for a... Idk how long 🙏🙏🙏
Uhhhhhh.... I got Jason pregnant, see y'all in nine months 👍
I lost the game
What game??
Brain can't decide between "I deserve all the horrible things happening to me and all the mental and verbal abuse I receive from those around me." And "I deserve to give myself good things and am not selfish for prioritizing myself and wanting happiness that I deserve."
I hate men.
"You are a man??"
And. I hate myself. Your point??
No, Tumblr, I don't want a "I ❤ Taxation" t-shirt.
Nora: How would you describe your mental health?
Eric: Y'know the sound a toaster makes before it explodes?
Nora: No???
Eric: Exactly.
Nora:
lets lay down with baby
lets lay down with mama
lets lay down with mama
lets lay down with mama
I could tame them.
. . . We should put all cops onto an island for a year and see what happens both in and outside said island. I just think. It'd be. Funny.
This isn't due to a personal experience at all definitely not, btw :3
I now pronounce all gay men married.
I all not add anything else, figure it out on your own.
I think that the Hamilton musical is objectively the funniest thing that could happen to that man's memory. Imagine dying of a gunshot wound infection in 1804 and learning from the afterlife that tweenage girls in 2017 are drawing thousands upon thousands of images of you making out with your fellow congressmen because someone wrote a 2-hour rap opera about you. I like to imagine that Hamilton found a monkey's paw and wished to leave a legacy, and this is what it did to him.
you don't control who lives who dies who tells your story
I envy him, because if I died nobody would write fanfic of me or draw my enemy in a Miku binder 💔💔💔
some of my favorite comments on the tomodachi life direct:
bonus in response to all the "never kill yourself" comments:
the chat for the tomodachi life living the dream direct was glorious
The people want woke.
Can’t stop thinking about how D3rlord3 was completely calm and collected in dawtde even when face to face with the king like he types in lowercase, takes his time to reply, he knows exactly what to do or say, EXCEPT when Avery is on that platform he quickly loses all that composure he’s typing in all caps, frantically jumping from different tactics to get Avery to leave, he doesn’t know what to do nor understands WHY Avery is willing to go so far for him
it’s almost like the only time he was genuinely scared in dawtde was over losing Avery
SimpLord3 💔
They make me sick u_u
The same characters
Одни и те же персонажи
fym this isn't literally what happened in that video
