I believe in love

[joe-woxallover]

There is nothing to be ashamed of.

[the-joemoses-blog]

Exactly.

[j-effyeah-blimazing]

I’d be gay for me too thank

[the-joemoses-blog]

You're pretty hot.

[j-effyeah-blimazing]

are you trying to tell me that you’re gay

[the-joemoses-blog]

Only for you.

[j-effyeah-blimazing]

I dig fossils

[the-joemoses-blog]

I dig bones.

[j-effyeah-blimazing]

It takes a real man to admit that, and I dig that.

[the-joemoses-blog]

I dig you.

[the-joemoses-blog]

I'm not ashamed to admit that I thoroughly enjoy hugging my pillow. Deal with it.

[richtandready]

Mozzarella, and everyone knows I eat all the mozzarella. So it’s obviously for me.

[the-joemoses-blog]

Whatever. Eat your stinkin' mozzarella. I'll just be the unofficial cool uncle.

[rach-soglad-blog]

Fine, I’ll allow it.

[the-joemoses-blog]

That's a relief.

[dono-deeds]

Well that would solve the problem.

[the-joemoses-blog]

Wouldn't it?

[dono-deeds]

I can’t even get off my own back (ba dum ch) so how am I supposed to get you off your back? If we’re both bottoms, how will this work?

[the-joemoses-blog]

Then we'll just have to get two other people involved to be tops.

[rach-soglad-blog]

Timeshare?

[the-joemoses-blog]

That works.

[richtandready]

No, no, I think that says ‘Mozzarella’. 

[the-joemoses-blog]

You blind, kid? It clearly says Moses.

[joe-woxallover]

I vote stay.

[the-joemoses-blog]

I vote sway.

[dono-deeds]

Don’t you have to be cool for that?

[the-joemoses-blog]

I'm working on it, okay? Jesus, Denise, get off my back.

[rach-soglad-blog]

I already took that role.

[the-joemoses-blog]

Can we at least share it?

[joe-woxallover]

I vote nay.

[the-joemoses-blog]

I vote yay.

[richtandready]

Two Joes stand before me, but I only hold one cool uncle position in my hands.

[the-joemoses-blog]

And it clearly has 'Moses' written on it.