jojo

young teen. any pronouns idfc lowkey just a goofy guy doing goofy guy things

[the-jojo-show123123]

Aw man my post fell asleep and now I feel pins and needles

[the-jojo-show123123]

My phone just autocorrected font to fon't what the FUCK

[satan-offical]

Good night my 2 little hell bent followers. Don't let the correct moral decisions bite :3

[satan-offical]

Good news everyone I now have three followers :D

[satan-offical]

Bad news everyone I have 19,180 more followers.

[redstonedust]

i love being aromantic it's so oo o awesome to be painfully aware that no matter how much you love someone itll always be deemed less important in the eyes of most because its non romantic. it's really cool that the absolute maximum of care and love and attachment i can give is called 'just friends' and is considered inherently second best. im super fine and normal about this.

[bushayay]

I LOVE THIS GAME

[dorkhellbside]

cats love sleeping on or next to you and slowly bake you like an oven roast chicken

[satan-offical]

Bro who is liking posts from literally last year

[the-jojo-show123123]

Okay I gotta wait for this one

[strictlyquadrilateral]

one time i went to the doctor and said "i think i have some sort of damage in my neck from hurting it on a trampoline as a teen" and the doctor said "no you don't." and i said, "well, the day after i hurt my neck, my bioparents tried to make me climb a mountain because they didn't believe i was hurt, and just a few minutes up the mountain i sat down on the side of the trail because i was in so much pain i couldn't keep walking, and they just left me there, and eventually i forced myself to climb the rest of the mountain because i was terrified they were going to legitimately abandon me on the side of the mountain forever. and i'm here today because it just recently occurred to me that when most people say 'i have a crick in my neck' they mean 'i slept funny and now i'm a little sore' and not 'i'm functionally bedbound at the moment due to severe neck pain'." and the doctor said "you have permanent nerve damage in your neck."

[rooniearts]

how was she supposed to know organic beings can't hold their battery acid

[miloticmiku]

I hadn’t seen one of these yet

[homunculus-argument]

Ad blocking/reporting should have some sort of an "I never want to see this fucking ad again and if you fail me and show it to me again I will track down where you live and fucking kill you" option.

[tibets]

here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls

[tibets]

i have truly posted some things online

[karaagehime]

to the window to the walls to the corner dick and balls

[teaboot]

Spot a phantom cock from the mezzanine Set in caulk by the support beam I’ve done glanced that way about a million times Checking the popcorn ceiling with the panty lines

[demented-zombie]

That’s me in the corner

That’s me in the spotlight

Losing my erection

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

you know i ought to be working on stuff i’m actually being paid for

[apollos-boyfriend]

i hope people know that the “sad tomato cat” meme is a series of images that have a happy ending…… she is cared for and loved!!!!

[apollos-boyfriend]

to be loved is to be changed………

[the-jojo-show123123]

WHY AM I ONLY JUST FINDING OUT CUPTOAST MADE THIS

[luckeyzs]

see him schmoove

[unyieldingsilence]

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[satan-offical]

hi

What's the nonbinary version of homeboy/homegirl

Dr. House

[the-jojo-show123123]

when I watched jjk with my friend I kept spamming the line "bro has glass bones and paper skin" whenever mechamaru was on screen and the very INSTANT he got healed I said "bro has calcium bones and carbon skin" and then my friend shot me

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

[teaboot]

the four horsemen if the apocalypse was chill