”this fandom ships Kevin with everyone” “Kevin and his 8 situationships” bro KEVIN ships kevin with everyone. that man’s greedy as hell
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”this fandom ships Kevin with everyone” “Kevin and his 8 situationships” bro KEVIN ships kevin with everyone. that man’s greedy as hell
bunneil posting time
Shane & Ilya hanging out with Skip for unspecified reasons and the first time Kip teasingly says “girl!” to him about something, Shane just makes this face
Ilya when Kip calls him ‘girl’
#ilya baby get behind me
HEY HELLO JUST GIVE ME THE GUN INSTEAD
(sorry @joyousmistake these tags killed me)
Part 3: Hollanov - ...Ready For It by Taylor Swift?
See my other Heated Rivalry edits here
1x01 ➥ 1x06
HOLLANDER V ROSANOV
... mma au anyone?
okay we get it shane hollander is fucking yours and yours only no one is taking him away from you jesus christ
This one was taken by my coworker on the way to get lunch
Other coworker: "When I drove by it just said M."
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Svetlana visits Shane and Ilya and stays with them for a few days and one night, when they've been sitting on the sofa and talking for hours, she starts reminiscing about childhood memories.
Shane is delighted and Ilya is embarrassed, especially when Svetlana starts talking about when they first met at age eight and how sweet and sensitive Ilya was.
"He was a little bit of a crybaby," she says with a teasing grin.
Ilya pouts, which does nothing to dispel the crybaby allegations.
"He brought an injured bird home once," Svetlana continues fondly. "When it died, he was inconsolable for days."
"What child wouldn't cry over a dead bird?" Ilya mutters, leaning in when Shane strokes his hair comfortingly.
"We gave it a funeral. Ilyushka carved it a tiny little cross."
Ilya huffs. "Jesus, why are we talking about funerals now? How depressing. Didn't you used to be fun, Sveta?"
Svetlana throws a pillow at him.
Later, once Shane and Ilya are alone in bed, Shane leans his head on Ilya's shoulder and tells him, "I wish I'd known you back then."
"Little crybaby Ilyushka?"
Shane pinches his chest. "Yes, little crybaby Ilyushka, you asshole. Sveta said you were sweet. You probably would've been nice to me."
"Am I not nice to you now?" Ilya wonders. "I always fuck you so good."
"That's not even remotely what I'm talking about. I just mean, maybe we would've been friends." Shane swallows. "I didn't really have any friends back then."
He'd been too weird. Too quiet most of the time, and too loud when he wasn't. He likes the thought that maybe sweet and sensitive Ilya, who cried for days over a dead bird he couldn't save, would have been kinder to him than the other kids were.
Ilya exhales shakily, breath tickling the top of Shane's head. "Yes, of course I would've been your friend. We would be, ah, childhood sweethearts?"
Shane's heart jumps at the idea. "Childhood sweethearts," he echoes happily.
Ilya hums. "Yes, I think so. Poor little Ilyushka would be defenseless against your boring Canadian charm."
"Poor big Ilyushka didn't do such a great job of resisting me, either."
"That is true," Ilya agrees.
He gently grasps Shane's chin, tilting his face up to meet him for a kiss.
Cliff wants to be a good bro and a good ally so when he and Ilya hang out to watch a movie, he decides they’re gonna watch a Gay Movie. And what is the one Gay Movie every straight guy knows? Brokeback Mountain. And what is the only thing straight guys know about Brokeback Mountain? That it’s the gay cowboy movie. And hey that sounds fun, cowboys are fun
Shane gets a text two hours later from Cliff that’s a picture of Ilya on the couch with his head down between his knees and he’s just like “HELP I BROKE HIM IM SORRY I DIDNT KNOW THEY BROKE UP AND THEN THE ONE GUY GOT HATECRIMED TO DEATH I THOUGHT THERE WOULD BE GUNS AND TRAIN ROBBING”
“Bro what are you so upset about? It’s just a blonde guy and a black haired guy who spend years in a gray area secret relationship where they hook up a few times a year and have feelings for each other but are kept apart by society, only for the black haired guy to not be able to wait for the blonde guy anymore and tries to move on only to be killed in a brutal homophobic attack that the blonde guy hears about well after the fact because no one would know to contact him. I don’t understand why you’re identifying so heavily with this narrative, it’s crazy.”
Sleepy boys 💤
me at work reading the most vulgar and batshit insane takes on shane and ilya's sex life
Book 1 Neil incredibly funny wym he left the shower running as hot as possible before squeezing out of that window lmao enjoy your cold showers while I hitch a ride
Literal chaos incarnate
another little thing that shane thinks of and handles for his husband: rotating clothes based on the seasons. it's finally spring, it's warming up, and all of ilya's winter clothes are still at the front of his closet. shane puts away ilya's winter coats—making sure to check the pockets before he does so, because ilya is always leaving things behind there—and pulls out the lighter jackets and sweaters instead. he carefully cleans and stores ilya's snow boots. he brings the shorter sleeves and less heavy fabrics within easy reach. shane knows these are silly little things, but it's just another way of showing his love and care for ilya.
i do not give a fuck if Andrew is shorter, he is putting his arm around Neil’s shoulders anyway. Argue w the wall