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[They sneak up behind her] "Heheh... BOO!!"

🎀 EEK! *tail sticks straight up like a cat*

"HAH! Oh man, easy scare! You should've seen your face!"

"I! It's not nice to scare people! I'm very sorry about them, ma'am, they're like this sometimes."

🎀 Oh... um, I don't think we've met. Can you introduce yourselves?

"Oh, of course! I'm Iyen and this is my cousin, I. We're the imaginary numbers!"

"And who are you exactly?"

🎀 I’m Kite Polygon, but you can call me Kite! I also have a girlfriend and a baby son! He’s the cutest thing ever!

"Aww, that sounds great, I'm very happy for you!"

"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Love is gross anyway."

"I! Ahem, anyways, it was nice meeting you!!"

🎀 Wait! Are you sure you don’t want to meet my son? He’s an absolute cutie pie!

"Hmm, that would be very nice, actually!"

"Are you seriously leaving just to see some baby?"

"Uhh, yeah?"

"Fine, but I'm tagging along with you."

🎀 *leads the imaginary numbers to her house*

6️⃣9️⃣ *sitting on the rug in the living room, watching Gram play*

🍼 *lights up at the sight of Kite* Mama!

🎀 My baby! *scoops up Gram* Mama brought some new friends! *presents Gram to I and Iyen* I, Iyen, is my son, Parallelogram! We call him Gram for short.

"Aww! He is adorable! Hello, little Gram!"

[I just stared at Gram, unamused.]

🎀 Say hi, baby!

🍼 *whimpers and buries his face in Kite’s chest*

🎀 Aww, he’s shy…

"Haha, that's okay, I can get scared around new people, too!"

[I would lean down to the baby with a creepy grin] "Hey thereeeee..!"

🍼 *immediately bursts into tears*

(Holy Madagascar reference)

"Gee, I'm not THAT scary am I!?"

"You are, I! Why do you always do this when I'm trying to make a friend!?" [They then shoved I away and turned back to Kite and the baby] "I'm sorry, is there something I can do to help calm him down..?"

🎀 Well… Gram loves to play Peekaboo.

"Well then... Ehm- I could try to do that then..." [They leaned down to Gram and put their hands over their eyes, only to quickly remove them,] "Peekaboo!"

🍼 *looks up, staring at Iyen*

"...I'm not sure I helped at all."

🎀 Do it one more time! He'll come around!

"Oh, uh, alright!" [They would do it one more time, this time with more enthusiasm.]

🍼 *lights up with a smile and giggles at Iyen*

[They grinned,] "It worked!!" [They did it one last time, just for good measure, and because they enjoyed being able to make the baby happy.]

🍼 Hehe! *giggles and claps his little hands*

"Phew, alright, I think he feels better," [It was only then that Iyen notices I.N. was missing,] "I think I might've left, good riddance."

🎀 Aren’t they your cousin? You should take care of them.

"Ugh, yeah, I guess I should... Alright then, I'll be on my way, it was nice meeting you and Gram!"

🍼 *squeaks and reaches out for Iyen*

🎀 Wait! You’re forgetting something!

[Iyen leaned down to Gram] "Hmm? What is it?"

🍼 *turns his head and points to his cheek*

"Oh! Uh, I see!" [Iyen carefully kissed Gram on the cheek,] "There you go, little one."

🍼 *squeals and giggles*

🎀 Aww, he loves it! Thank you!

"Yup, of course! Alright, I'll see you guys later, maybe?"

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🎀 Of course! See you later! Say bye, Gram!

🍼 *waves to Iyen*

*it's standing still and staring at Sixty-Nine. Every time she looks away from it, it sticks out its tongue and starts shaking its head, but it goes back to normal whenever she looks back at it.*

It's ragebaiting her lol

(HELP TS FRYING ME)

6️⃣9️⃣ What are you doing? Can you quit that?

*It stays completely still again, a stupid grin on its face. And then it goes right back to doing that when she turned away.*

6️⃣9️⃣ *turns around really quickly* Seriously, what are you doing?

*oh no, it's been caught! It tries to make a blank face and play it off, but it's a bit too late for that.*

6️⃣9️⃣ Ah! I caught you, you troublemaker! I’m gonna tell Kite about this. Kite! Your negative thing is acting up!

🎀 Oh my goodness! Is everything okay?

6️⃣9️⃣ Everything’s fine. He’s just fucking with me, is all. Show her that thing you did.

*it pretends to not know what Sixty-Nine was talking about.*

Ueh..

6️⃣9️⃣ It was just sticking its tongue out at me.

🎀 Awww, are you being silly? Don’t worry, I love being silly too! *sticks her tongue out* See?

Bleeh

*And it copies Kite, sticking its tongue out as well.*

*and then it skitters off to wherever Gram is, grabbing him and bringing him to Kite*

🍼 *looks up at Negative Seventeen*

🎀 Awww, there’s the baby!

*it looks like it's about to give Gram to Kite, but it immediately pulls him back when she opens her arms to grab him. And then it sticks its tongue out a Gram as well.*

🍼 *copies Negative Seventeen and sticks his little tongue out as well*

Bleeehhh

🍼 *blows a little raspberry* Pbbblt!

*it tries to copy him, but it's having a difficult time doing so.*

Ppllltt

*eventually it gives up and just starts slowly spinning around with Gram in its hands.*

🍼 *squeals and giggles* Wheee!

*it continues to slowly spin for a little while, before stopping because it was getting dizzy, and it didn't want to lose its coordination and drop him*

🍼 *giggling, kicking his little legs* Teeheehee! More!

*it shakes its head and gives Gram to Kite.*

🎀 You want to fly like a plane? Okay, here goes! *makes plane noises as she lifts Gram up and ‘flies’ him around*

🍼 *squeals, flapping his arms*

*it stares at Gram very intensely, before putting its hand on his head and making an explosion sound. Plane crash!!!*

🍼 *squeaks and claps his hands, clearly enjoying the explosion noises*

Ueh

*its eyes seemed to get bigger. it gently grabs Gram from Kite's arms, giving him a little hug*

🍼 *gives Negative Seventeen a very uncoordinated kiss on the cheek*

🎀 Awww...

*it lets out a dry gasp and rushes to get a paper towel, rubbing Gram's mouth. Because corpse germs.*

🍼 *tries to eat the paper towel*

*it frowns and takes the paper towel away. Silly baby, that's not food!*

🍼 *angrily squeaks at Negative Seventeen*

*it copies the baby, squeaking at Gram as well*

🍼 *holds onto Negative Seventeen’s arm and nuzzles against it*

Ueh

*its eyes get even bigger, and it hugs Gram a bit tighter, not trying to hurt him*

🍼 Dada… *nuzzles against Negative Seventeen’s chest*

Daada

*it copies Gram, petting his head a little bit. And after a minute, it gives him back to Kite*

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🍼 *starts to cry as soon as Negative Seventeen gives him back*

🎀 Aww, he wants you…

@imaginary-numberss

[They sneak up behind her] "Heheh... BOO!!"

🎀 EEK! *tail sticks straight up like a cat*

"HAH! Oh man, easy scare! You should've seen your face!"

"I! It's not nice to scare people! I'm very sorry about them, ma'am, they're like this sometimes."

🎀 Oh... um, I don't think we've met. Can you introduce yourselves?

"Oh, of course! I'm Iyen and this is my cousin, I. We're the imaginary numbers!"

"And who are you exactly?"

🎀 I’m Kite Polygon, but you can call me Kite! I also have a girlfriend and a baby son! He’s the cutest thing ever!

"Aww, that sounds great, I'm very happy for you!"

"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Love is gross anyway."

"I! Ahem, anyways, it was nice meeting you!!"

🎀 Wait! Are you sure you don’t want to meet my son? He’s an absolute cutie pie!

"Hmm, that would be very nice, actually!"

"Are you seriously leaving just to see some baby?"

"Uhh, yeah?"

"Fine, but I'm tagging along with you."

🎀 *leads the imaginary numbers to her house*

6️⃣9️⃣ *sitting on the rug in the living room, watching Gram play*

🍼 *lights up at the sight of Kite* Mama!

🎀 My baby! *scoops up Gram* Mama brought some new friends! *presents Gram to I and Iyen* I, Iyen, is my son, Parallelogram! We call him Gram for short.

"Aww! He is adorable! Hello, little Gram!"

[I just stared at Gram, unamused.]

🎀 Say hi, baby!

🍼 *whimpers and buries his face in Kite’s chest*

🎀 Aww, he’s shy…

"Haha, that's okay, I can get scared around new people, too!"

[I would lean down to the baby with a creepy grin] "Hey thereeeee..!"

🍼 *immediately bursts into tears*

(Holy Madagascar reference)

"Gee, I'm not THAT scary am I!?"

🎀 Well… Gram loves to play Peekaboo.

"Well then... Ehm- I could try to do that then..." [They leaned down to Gram and put their hands over their eyes, only to quickly remove them,] "Peekaboo!"

🍼 *looks up, staring at Iyen*

"...I'm not sure I helped at all."

🎀 Do it one more time! He'll come around!

"Oh, uh, alright!" [They would do it one more time, this time with more enthusiasm.]

🍼 *lights up with a smile and giggles at Iyen*

[They grinned,] "It worked!!" [They did it one last time, just for good measure, and because they enjoyed being able to make the baby happy.]

🍼 Hehe! *giggles and claps his little hands*

"Phew, alright, I think he feels better," [It was only then that Iyen notices I.N. was missing,] "I think I might've left, good riddance."

🎀 Aren’t they your cousin? You should take care of them.

"Ugh, yeah, I guess I should... Alright then, I'll be on my way, it was nice meeting you and Gram!"

🍼 *squeaks and reaches out for Iyen*

🎀 Wait! You’re forgetting something!

[Iyen leaned down to Gram] "Hmm? What is it?"

🍼 *turns his head and points to his cheek*

"Oh! Uh, I see!" [Iyen carefully kissed Gram on the cheek,] "There you go, little one."

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🍼 *squeals and giggles*

🎀 Aww, he loves it! Thank you!

*it's standing still and staring at Sixty-Nine. Every time she looks away from it, it sticks out its tongue and starts shaking its head, but it goes back to normal whenever she looks back at it.*

It's ragebaiting her lol

(HELP TS FRYING ME)

6️⃣9️⃣ What are you doing? Can you quit that?

*It stays completely still again, a stupid grin on its face. And then it goes right back to doing that when she turned away.*

6️⃣9️⃣ *turns around really quickly* Seriously, what are you doing?

*oh no, it's been caught! It tries to make a blank face and play it off, but it's a bit too late for that.*

6️⃣9️⃣ Ah! I caught you, you troublemaker! I’m gonna tell Kite about this. Kite! Your negative thing is acting up!

🎀 Oh my goodness! Is everything okay?

6️⃣9️⃣ Everything’s fine. He’s just fucking with me, is all. Show her that thing you did.

*it pretends to not know what Sixty-Nine was talking about.*

Ueh..

6️⃣9️⃣ It was just sticking its tongue out at me.

🎀 Awww, are you being silly? Don’t worry, I love being silly too! *sticks her tongue out* See?

Bleeh

*And it copies Kite, sticking its tongue out as well.*

*and then it skitters off to wherever Gram is, grabbing him and bringing him to Kite*

🍼 *looks up at Negative Seventeen*

🎀 Awww, there’s the baby!

*it looks like it's about to give Gram to Kite, but it immediately pulls him back when she opens her arms to grab him. And then it sticks its tongue out a Gram as well.*

🍼 *copies Negative Seventeen and sticks his little tongue out as well*

Bleeehhh

🍼 *blows a little raspberry* Pbbblt!

*it tries to copy him, but it's having a difficult time doing so.*

Ppllltt

*eventually it gives up and just starts slowly spinning around with Gram in its hands.*

🍼 *squeals and giggles* Wheee!

*it continues to slowly spin for a little while, before stopping because it was getting dizzy, and it didn't want to lose its coordination and drop him*

🍼 *giggling, kicking his little legs* Teeheehee! More!

*it shakes its head and gives Gram to Kite.*

🎀 You want to fly like a plane? Okay, here goes! *makes plane noises as she lifts Gram up and ‘flies’ him around*

🍼 *squeals, flapping his arms*

*it stares at Gram very intensely, before putting its hand on his head and making an explosion sound. Plane crash!!!*

🍼 *squeaks and claps his hands, clearly enjoying the explosion noises*

Ueh

*its eyes seemed to get bigger. it gently grabs Gram from Kite's arms, giving him a little hug*

🍼 *gives Negative Seventeen a very uncoordinated kiss on the cheek*

🎀 Awww...

*it lets out a dry gasp and rushes to get a paper towel, rubbing Gram's mouth. Because corpse germs.*

🍼 *tries to eat the paper towel*

*it frowns and takes the paper towel away. Silly baby, that's not food!*

🍼 *angrily squeaks at Negative Seventeen*

*it copies the baby, squeaking at Gram as well*

🍼 *holds onto Negative Seventeen’s arm and nuzzles against it*

Ueh

*its eyes get even bigger, and it hugs Gram a bit tighter, not trying to hurt him*

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🍼 Dada… *nuzzles against Negative Seventeen’s chest*

@imaginary-numberss

[They sneak up behind her] "Heheh... BOO!!"

🎀 EEK! *tail sticks straight up like a cat*

"HAH! Oh man, easy scare! You should've seen your face!"

"I! It's not nice to scare people! I'm very sorry about them, ma'am, they're like this sometimes."

🎀 Oh... um, I don't think we've met. Can you introduce yourselves?

"Oh, of course! I'm Iyen and this is my cousin, I. We're the imaginary numbers!"

"And who are you exactly?"

🎀 I’m Kite Polygon, but you can call me Kite! I also have a girlfriend and a baby son! He’s the cutest thing ever!

"Aww, that sounds great, I'm very happy for you!"

"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Love is gross anyway."

"I! Ahem, anyways, it was nice meeting you!!"

🎀 Wait! Are you sure you don’t want to meet my son? He’s an absolute cutie pie!

"Hmm, that would be very nice, actually!"

"Are you seriously leaving just to see some baby?"

"Uhh, yeah?"

"Fine, but I'm tagging along with you."

🎀 *leads the imaginary numbers to her house*

6️⃣9️⃣ *sitting on the rug in the living room, watching Gram play*

🍼 *lights up at the sight of Kite* Mama!

🎀 My baby! *scoops up Gram* Mama brought some new friends! *presents Gram to I and Iyen* I, Iyen, is my son, Parallelogram! We call him Gram for short.

"Aww! He is adorable! Hello, little Gram!"

[I just stared at Gram, unamused.]

🎀 Say hi, baby!

🍼 *whimpers and buries his face in Kite’s chest*

🎀 Aww, he’s shy…

"Haha, that's okay, I can get scared around new people, too!"

[I would lean down to the baby with a creepy grin] "Hey thereeeee..!"

🍼 *immediately bursts into tears*

(Holy Madagascar reference)

"Gee, I'm not THAT scary am I!?"

🎀 Well… Gram loves to play Peekaboo.

"Well then... Ehm- I could try to do that then..." [They leaned down to Gram and put their hands over their eyes, only to quickly remove them,] "Peekaboo!"

🍼 *looks up, staring at Iyen*

"...I'm not sure I helped at all."

🎀 Do it one more time! He'll come around!

"Oh, uh, alright!" [They would do it one more time, this time with more enthusiasm.]

🍼 *lights up with a smile and giggles at Iyen*

[They grinned,] "It worked!!" [They did it one last time, just for good measure, and because they enjoyed being able to make the baby happy.]

🍼 Hehe! *giggles and claps his little hands*

"Phew, alright, I think he feels better," [It was only then that Iyen notices I.N. was missing,] "I think I might've left, good riddance."

🎀 Aren’t they your cousin? You should take care of them.

"Ugh, yeah, I guess I should... Alright then, I'll be on my way, it was nice meeting you and Gram!"

🍼 *squeaks and reaches out for Iyen*

🎀 Wait! You’re forgetting something!

[Iyen leaned down to Gram] "Hmm? What is it?"

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🍼 *turns his head and points to his cheek*

*it's standing still and staring at Sixty-Nine. Every time she looks away from it, it sticks out its tongue and starts shaking its head, but it goes back to normal whenever she looks back at it.*

It's ragebaiting her lol

(HELP TS FRYING ME)

6️⃣9️⃣ What are you doing? Can you quit that?

*It stays completely still again, a stupid grin on its face. And then it goes right back to doing that when she turned away.*

6️⃣9️⃣ *turns around really quickly* Seriously, what are you doing?

*oh no, it's been caught! It tries to make a blank face and play it off, but it's a bit too late for that.*

6️⃣9️⃣ Ah! I caught you, you troublemaker! I’m gonna tell Kite about this. Kite! Your negative thing is acting up!

🎀 Oh my goodness! Is everything okay?

6️⃣9️⃣ Everything’s fine. He’s just fucking with me, is all. Show her that thing you did.

*it pretends to not know what Sixty-Nine was talking about.*

Ueh..

6️⃣9️⃣ It was just sticking its tongue out at me.

🎀 Awww, are you being silly? Don’t worry, I love being silly too! *sticks her tongue out* See?

Bleeh

*And it copies Kite, sticking its tongue out as well.*

*and then it skitters off to wherever Gram is, grabbing him and bringing him to Kite*

🍼 *looks up at Negative Seventeen*

🎀 Awww, there’s the baby!

*it looks like it's about to give Gram to Kite, but it immediately pulls him back when she opens her arms to grab him. And then it sticks its tongue out a Gram as well.*

🍼 *copies Negative Seventeen and sticks his little tongue out as well*

Bleeehhh

🍼 *blows a little raspberry* Pbbblt!

*it tries to copy him, but it's having a difficult time doing so.*

Ppllltt

*eventually it gives up and just starts slowly spinning around with Gram in its hands.*

🍼 *squeals and giggles* Wheee!

*it continues to slowly spin for a little while, before stopping because it was getting dizzy, and it didn't want to lose its coordination and drop him*

🍼 *giggling, kicking his little legs* Teeheehee! More!

*it shakes its head and gives Gram to Kite.*

🎀 You want to fly like a plane? Okay, here goes! *makes plane noises as she lifts Gram up and ‘flies’ him around*

🍼 *squeals, flapping his arms*

*it stares at Gram very intensely, before putting its hand on his head and making an explosion sound. Plane crash!!!*

🍼 *squeaks and claps his hands, clearly enjoying the explosion noises*

Ueh

*its eyes seemed to get bigger. it gently grabs Gram from Kite's arms, giving him a little hug*

🍼 *gives Negative Seventeen a very uncoordinated kiss on the cheek*

🎀 Awww...

*it lets out a dry gasp and rushes to get a paper towel, rubbing Gram's mouth. Because corpse germs.*

🍼 *tries to eat the paper towel*

*it frowns and takes the paper towel away. Silly baby, that's not food!*

🍼 *angrily squeaks at Negative Seventeen*

*it copies the baby, squeaking at Gram as well*

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🍼 *holds onto Negative Seventeen’s arm and nuzzles against it*

oooohh HI!! i’ve seen you guys around, but never introduced myself before now. i’m fourteen! i think seven knows you?

*fourteen smiled. woah, its teeth were sharp.*

🎀 Hi, Mister Fourteen! Wow, those are some sharp teeth you’ve got there! I’m Kite, and this is Parallelogram! We call him Gram for short. *holds up baby Gram*

🍼 *stares at Fourteen, then lets out a little yawn*

ha, course they are! how do you expect me to eat skin otherwise?

*fourteen stared at the baby for a second, tilting its head at him. it reached out and poked gram’s face.*

🍼 *lets out a tiny baby sneeze*

ee!

*fourteen took a step away from gram, an expression between curiosity and surprise on its face.*

i’ve never really been around anyone this young before. to be honest i don’t really look after many kids except for that one and also o sometimes. i doubt i’d like to have one that’s just mine. good thing too, ‘cause even if anyone did want to have any with me i don’t think they’d want me as their role model, for obvious reasons.

🎀 I get that. Sixty-Nine and I fussed over Gram every second after he was born. He cried a lot.

mm. one of the other reasons i don’t wanna be a real parent. i don’t have the responsibility. and plus having to constantly care for someone would get kinda annoying after a while. ..no offense gram.

*it waved dismissively at the child.*

🎀 Aw, come on! At least give Gram a chance! Talk to him, play with him! Bond with him!

🍼 *wiggles in Kite’s arms*

*it blinked a couple times.*

..you asking me to babysit? i mean, sure i guess, but you know, i was just talking about being a parent for like, my whole life, hahah.. so, what games does he like? oh yeah before your…

*fourteen thought for a few seconds. having to remember so many different relationship labels based off of such insignificant changes was hard…*

uh, before your partner sixty-nine gets mad at me for being around him and stuff, i don’t eat children. even if i wanted to for whatever reason, they’re too small anyway.

🎀 I’m not really asking you to babysit. Just play with him. You can do that, can’t you? I promise Gram doesn’t bite. He’s a sweet little thing.

ohhh! oh yeah i can do that easy! look.

*fourteen covered its face with both of its hands.*

🍼 *stares at Fourteen, suckling on his own fist*

*it moved its hands back away.*

hii gram! were ya confused? did you think i left ya? i didn’t!! ..did that entertain you.

🍼 *lights up with a tiny smile* Ah!

great! now, what else… hm. what other things does he like to do kite?

🎀 He likes stuffies and building blocks... oh, and Airplane! It's a game where I fly him around like an airplane and make little airplane noises!

building blocks… that sounds fun! put ‘im down at the building blocks place i wanna do that with him!

*it started walking around the house, looking for where the blocks were located.*

🎀 *sets Gram on the rug and grabs a set of wooden building blocks*

🍼 *picks up a kite-shaped block* Mama!

oh yay!

*it took some blocks and started making a pyramid out of them.*

now, gram, i’m gonna show you how to build a proper tower. if you don’t set up a good base, it’ll just collapse. so ya need to make a niice big base like this, and then slowly make it out of less and less blocks as you go on. this technically isn’t a tower but it’s a good example. i’d build it a little talker in each layer personally though.

🍼 *knocks over Fourteen’s tower and giggles* Oopie!

🎀 Oopsie daisy!

*it growled just a little and started over.*

gram, i’m trying to teach you something. here, you try making a tower! let’s see if you learned anything.

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🎀 Fourteen, he’s just a baby. I’m not sure if he’s ready for that…

🍼 *starts stacking blocks*

*it's standing still and staring at Sixty-Nine. Every time she looks away from it, it sticks out its tongue and starts shaking its head, but it goes back to normal whenever she looks back at it.*

It's ragebaiting her lol

(HELP TS FRYING ME)

6️⃣9️⃣ What are you doing? Can you quit that?

*It stays completely still again, a stupid grin on its face. And then it goes right back to doing that when she turned away.*

6️⃣9️⃣ *turns around really quickly* Seriously, what are you doing?

*oh no, it's been caught! It tries to make a blank face and play it off, but it's a bit too late for that.*

6️⃣9️⃣ Ah! I caught you, you troublemaker! I’m gonna tell Kite about this. Kite! Your negative thing is acting up!

🎀 Oh my goodness! Is everything okay?

6️⃣9️⃣ Everything’s fine. He’s just fucking with me, is all. Show her that thing you did.

*it pretends to not know what Sixty-Nine was talking about.*

Ueh..

6️⃣9️⃣ It was just sticking its tongue out at me.

🎀 Awww, are you being silly? Don’t worry, I love being silly too! *sticks her tongue out* See?

Bleeh

*And it copies Kite, sticking its tongue out as well.*

*and then it skitters off to wherever Gram is, grabbing him and bringing him to Kite*

🍼 *looks up at Negative Seventeen*

🎀 Awww, there’s the baby!

*it looks like it's about to give Gram to Kite, but it immediately pulls him back when she opens her arms to grab him. And then it sticks its tongue out a Gram as well.*

🍼 *copies Negative Seventeen and sticks his little tongue out as well*

Bleeehhh

🍼 *blows a little raspberry* Pbbblt!

*it tries to copy him, but it's having a difficult time doing so.*

Ppllltt

*eventually it gives up and just starts slowly spinning around with Gram in its hands.*

🍼 *squeals and giggles* Wheee!

*it continues to slowly spin for a little while, before stopping because it was getting dizzy, and it didn't want to lose its coordination and drop him*

🍼 *giggling, kicking his little legs* Teeheehee! More!

*it shakes its head and gives Gram to Kite.*

🎀 You want to fly like a plane? Okay, here goes! *makes plane noises as she lifts Gram up and ‘flies’ him around*

🍼 *squeals, flapping his arms*

*it stares at Gram very intensely, before putting its hand on his head and making an explosion sound. Plane crash!!!*

🍼 *squeaks and claps his hands, clearly enjoying the explosion noises*

Ueh

*its eyes seemed to get bigger. it gently grabs Gram from Kite's arms, giving him a little hug*

🍼 *gives Negative Seventeen a very uncoordinated kiss on the cheek*

🎀 Awww...

*it lets out a dry gasp and rushes to get a paper towel, rubbing Gram's mouth. Because corpse germs.*

🍼 *tries to eat the paper towel*

*it frowns and takes the paper towel away. Silly baby, that's not food!*

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🍼 *angrily squeaks at Negative Seventeen*

@imaginary-numberss

[They sneak up behind her] "Heheh... BOO!!"

🎀 EEK! *tail sticks straight up like a cat*

"HAH! Oh man, easy scare! You should've seen your face!"

"I! It's not nice to scare people! I'm very sorry about them, ma'am, they're like this sometimes."

🎀 Oh... um, I don't think we've met. Can you introduce yourselves?

"Oh, of course! I'm Iyen and this is my cousin, I. We're the imaginary numbers!"

"And who are you exactly?"

🎀 I’m Kite Polygon, but you can call me Kite! I also have a girlfriend and a baby son! He’s the cutest thing ever!

"Aww, that sounds great, I'm very happy for you!"

"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Love is gross anyway."

"I! Ahem, anyways, it was nice meeting you!!"

🎀 Wait! Are you sure you don’t want to meet my son? He’s an absolute cutie pie!

"Hmm, that would be very nice, actually!"

"Are you seriously leaving just to see some baby?"

"Uhh, yeah?"

"Fine, but I'm tagging along with you."

🎀 *leads the imaginary numbers to her house*

6️⃣9️⃣ *sitting on the rug in the living room, watching Gram play*

🍼 *lights up at the sight of Kite* Mama!

🎀 My baby! *scoops up Gram* Mama brought some new friends! *presents Gram to I and Iyen* I, Iyen, is my son, Parallelogram! We call him Gram for short.

"Aww! He is adorable! Hello, little Gram!"

[I just stared at Gram, unamused.]

🎀 Say hi, baby!

🍼 *whimpers and buries his face in Kite’s chest*

🎀 Aww, he’s shy…

"Haha, that's okay, I can get scared around new people, too!"

[I would lean down to the baby with a creepy grin] "Hey thereeeee..!"

🍼 *immediately bursts into tears*

(Holy Madagascar reference)

"Gee, I'm not THAT scary am I!?"

🎀 Well… Gram loves to play Peekaboo.

"Well then... Ehm- I could try to do that then..." [They leaned down to Gram and put their hands over their eyes, only to quickly remove them,] "Peekaboo!"

🍼 *looks up, staring at Iyen*

"...I'm not sure I helped at all."

🎀 Do it one more time! He'll come around!

"Oh, uh, alright!" [They would do it one more time, this time with more enthusiasm.]

🍼 *lights up with a smile and giggles at Iyen*

[They grinned,] "It worked!!" [They did it one last time, just for good measure, and because they enjoyed being able to make the baby happy.]

🍼 Hehe! *giggles and claps his little hands*

"Phew, alright, I think he feels better," [It was only then that Iyen notices I.N. was missing,] "I think I might've left, good riddance."

🎀 Aren’t they your cousin? You should take care of them.

"Ugh, yeah, I guess I should... Alright then, I'll be on my way, it was nice meeting you and Gram!"

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🍼 *squeaks and reaches out for Iyen*

🎀 Wait! You’re forgetting something!

@imaginary-numberss

[They sneak up behind her] "Heheh... BOO!!"

🎀 EEK! *tail sticks straight up like a cat*

"HAH! Oh man, easy scare! You should've seen your face!"

"I! It's not nice to scare people! I'm very sorry about them, ma'am, they're like this sometimes."

🎀 Oh... um, I don't think we've met. Can you introduce yourselves?

"Oh, of course! I'm Iyen and this is my cousin, I. We're the imaginary numbers!"

"And who are you exactly?"

🎀 I’m Kite Polygon, but you can call me Kite! I also have a girlfriend and a baby son! He’s the cutest thing ever!

"Aww, that sounds great, I'm very happy for you!"

"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Love is gross anyway."

"I! Ahem, anyways, it was nice meeting you!!"

🎀 Wait! Are you sure you don’t want to meet my son? He’s an absolute cutie pie!

"Hmm, that would be very nice, actually!"

"Are you seriously leaving just to see some baby?"

"Uhh, yeah?"

"Fine, but I'm tagging along with you."

🎀 *leads the imaginary numbers to her house*

6️⃣9️⃣ *sitting on the rug in the living room, watching Gram play*

🍼 *lights up at the sight of Kite* Mama!

🎀 My baby! *scoops up Gram* Mama brought some new friends! *presents Gram to I and Iyen* I, Iyen, is my son, Parallelogram! We call him Gram for short.

"Aww! He is adorable! Hello, little Gram!"

[I just stared at Gram, unamused.]

🎀 Say hi, baby!

🍼 *whimpers and buries his face in Kite’s chest*

🎀 Aww, he’s shy…

"Haha, that's okay, I can get scared around new people, too!"

[I would lean down to the baby with a creepy grin] "Hey thereeeee..!"

🍼 *immediately bursts into tears*

(Holy Madagascar reference)

"Gee, I'm not THAT scary am I!?"

🎀 Well… Gram loves to play Peekaboo.

"Well then... Ehm- I could try to do that then..." [They leaned down to Gram and put their hands over their eyes, only to quickly remove them,] "Peekaboo!"

🍼 *looks up, staring at Iyen*

"...I'm not sure I helped at all."

🎀 Do it one more time! He'll come around!

"Oh, uh, alright!" [They would do it one more time, this time with more enthusiasm.]

🍼 *lights up with a smile and giggles at Iyen*

[They grinned,] "It worked!!" [They did it one last time, just for good measure, and because they enjoyed being able to make the baby happy.]

🍼 Hehe! *giggles and claps his little hands*

"Phew, alright, I think he feels better," [It was only then that Iyen notices I.N. was missing,] "I think I might've left, good riddance."

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🎀 Aren’t they your cousin? You should take care of them.

There's a button in front of you, there's a 50% chance it does nothing, and there's a 50% chance you can see a vision of Gram's future. Do you press it?

🎀 I’d press it.

6️⃣9️⃣ Of course I’d press it!

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@imaginary-numberss

[They sneak up behind her] "Heheh... BOO!!"

🎀 EEK! *tail sticks straight up like a cat*

"HAH! Oh man, easy scare! You should've seen your face!"

"I! It's not nice to scare people! I'm very sorry about them, ma'am, they're like this sometimes."

🎀 Oh... um, I don't think we've met. Can you introduce yourselves?

"Oh, of course! I'm Iyen and this is my cousin, I. We're the imaginary numbers!"

"And who are you exactly?"

🎀 I’m Kite Polygon, but you can call me Kite! I also have a girlfriend and a baby son! He’s the cutest thing ever!

"Aww, that sounds great, I'm very happy for you!"

"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Love is gross anyway."

"I! Ahem, anyways, it was nice meeting you!!"

🎀 Wait! Are you sure you don’t want to meet my son? He’s an absolute cutie pie!

"Hmm, that would be very nice, actually!"

"Are you seriously leaving just to see some baby?"

"Uhh, yeah?"

"Fine, but I'm tagging along with you."

🎀 *leads the imaginary numbers to her house*

6️⃣9️⃣ *sitting on the rug in the living room, watching Gram play*

🍼 *lights up at the sight of Kite* Mama!

🎀 My baby! *scoops up Gram* Mama brought some new friends! *presents Gram to I and Iyen* I, Iyen, is my son, Parallelogram! We call him Gram for short.

"Aww! He is adorable! Hello, little Gram!"

[I just stared at Gram, unamused.]

🎀 Say hi, baby!

🍼 *whimpers and buries his face in Kite’s chest*

🎀 Aww, he’s shy…

"Haha, that's okay, I can get scared around new people, too!"

[I would lean down to the baby with a creepy grin] "Hey thereeeee..!"

🍼 *immediately bursts into tears*

(Holy Madagascar reference)

"Gee, I'm not THAT scary am I!?"

🎀 Well… Gram loves to play Peekaboo.

"Well then... Ehm- I could try to do that then..." [They leaned down to Gram and put their hands over their eyes, only to quickly remove them,] "Peekaboo!"

🍼 *looks up, staring at Iyen*

"...I'm not sure I helped at all."

🎀 Do it one more time! He'll come around!

"Oh, uh, alright!" [They would do it one more time, this time with more enthusiasm.]

🍼 *lights up with a smile and giggles at Iyen*

[They grinned,] "It worked!!" [They did it one last time, just for good measure, and because they enjoyed being able to make the baby happy.]

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🍼 Hehe! *giggles and claps his little hands*

*it's standing still and staring at Sixty-Nine. Every time she looks away from it, it sticks out its tongue and starts shaking its head, but it goes back to normal whenever she looks back at it.*

It's ragebaiting her lol

(HELP TS FRYING ME)

6️⃣9️⃣ What are you doing? Can you quit that?

*It stays completely still again, a stupid grin on its face. And then it goes right back to doing that when she turned away.*

6️⃣9️⃣ *turns around really quickly* Seriously, what are you doing?

*oh no, it's been caught! It tries to make a blank face and play it off, but it's a bit too late for that.*

6️⃣9️⃣ Ah! I caught you, you troublemaker! I’m gonna tell Kite about this. Kite! Your negative thing is acting up!

🎀 Oh my goodness! Is everything okay?

6️⃣9️⃣ Everything’s fine. He’s just fucking with me, is all. Show her that thing you did.

*it pretends to not know what Sixty-Nine was talking about.*

Ueh..

6️⃣9️⃣ It was just sticking its tongue out at me.

🎀 Awww, are you being silly? Don’t worry, I love being silly too! *sticks her tongue out* See?

Bleeh

*And it copies Kite, sticking its tongue out as well.*

*and then it skitters off to wherever Gram is, grabbing him and bringing him to Kite*

🍼 *looks up at Negative Seventeen*

🎀 Awww, there’s the baby!

*it looks like it's about to give Gram to Kite, but it immediately pulls him back when she opens her arms to grab him. And then it sticks its tongue out a Gram as well.*

🍼 *copies Negative Seventeen and sticks his little tongue out as well*

Bleeehhh

🍼 *blows a little raspberry* Pbbblt!

*it tries to copy him, but it's having a difficult time doing so.*

Ppllltt

*eventually it gives up and just starts slowly spinning around with Gram in its hands.*

🍼 *squeals and giggles* Wheee!

*it continues to slowly spin for a little while, before stopping because it was getting dizzy, and it didn't want to lose its coordination and drop him*

🍼 *giggling, kicking his little legs* Teeheehee! More!

*it shakes its head and gives Gram to Kite.*

🎀 You want to fly like a plane? Okay, here goes! *makes plane noises as she lifts Gram up and ‘flies’ him around*

🍼 *squeals, flapping his arms*

*it stares at Gram very intensely, before putting its hand on his head and making an explosion sound. Plane crash!!!*

🍼 *squeaks and claps his hands, clearly enjoying the explosion noises*

Ueh

*its eyes seemed to get bigger. it gently grabs Gram from Kite's arms, giving him a little hug*

🍼 *gives Negative Seventeen a very uncoordinated kiss on the cheek*

🎀 Awww...

*it lets out a dry gasp and rushes to get a paper towel, rubbing Gram's mouth. Because corpse germs.*

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🍼 *tries to eat the paper towel*

oooohh HI!! i’ve seen you guys around, but never introduced myself before now. i’m fourteen! i think seven knows you?

*fourteen smiled. woah, its teeth were sharp.*

🎀 Hi, Mister Fourteen! Wow, those are some sharp teeth you’ve got there! I’m Kite, and this is Parallelogram! We call him Gram for short. *holds up baby Gram*

🍼 *stares at Fourteen, then lets out a little yawn*

ha, course they are! how do you expect me to eat skin otherwise?

*fourteen stared at the baby for a second, tilting its head at him. it reached out and poked gram’s face.*

🍼 *lets out a tiny baby sneeze*

ee!

*fourteen took a step away from gram, an expression between curiosity and surprise on its face.*

🎀 I get that. Sixty-Nine and I fussed over Gram every second after he was born. He cried a lot.

*it waved dismissively at the child.*

🎀 Aw, come on! At least give Gram a chance! Talk to him, play with him! Bond with him!

🍼 *wiggles in Kite’s arms*

*it blinked a couple times.*

..you asking me to babysit? i mean, sure i guess, but you know, i was just talking about being a parent for like, my whole life, hahah.. so, what games does he like? oh yeah before your…

*fourteen thought for a few seconds. having to remember so many different relationship labels based off of such insignificant changes was hard…*

uh, before your partner sixty-nine gets mad at me for being around him and stuff, i don’t eat children. even if i wanted to for whatever reason, they’re too small anyway.

🎀 I’m not really asking you to babysit. Just play with him. You can do that, can’t you? I promise Gram doesn’t bite. He’s a sweet little thing.

ohhh! oh yeah i can do that easy! look.

*fourteen covered its face with both of its hands.*

🍼 *stares at Fourteen, suckling on his own fist*

*it moved its hands back away.*

hii gram! were ya confused? did you think i left ya? i didn’t!! ..did that entertain you.

🍼 *lights up with a tiny smile* Ah!

great! now, what else… hm. what other things does he like to do kite?

🎀 He likes stuffies and building blocks... oh, and Airplane! It's a game where I fly him around like an airplane and make little airplane noises!

building blocks… that sounds fun! put ‘im down at the building blocks place i wanna do that with him!

*it started walking around the house, looking for where the blocks were located.*

🎀 *sets Gram on the rug and grabs a set of wooden building blocks*

🍼 *picks up a kite-shaped block* Mama!

oh yay!

*it took some blocks and started making a pyramid out of them.*

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🍼 *knocks over Fourteen’s tower and giggles* Oopie!

🎀 Oopsie daisy!

@imaginary-numberss

[They sneak up behind her] "Heheh... BOO!!"

🎀 EEK! *tail sticks straight up like a cat*

"HAH! Oh man, easy scare! You should've seen your face!"

"I! It's not nice to scare people! I'm very sorry about them, ma'am, they're like this sometimes."

🎀 Oh... um, I don't think we've met. Can you introduce yourselves?

"Oh, of course! I'm Iyen and this is my cousin, I. We're the imaginary numbers!"

"And who are you exactly?"

🎀 I’m Kite Polygon, but you can call me Kite! I also have a girlfriend and a baby son! He’s the cutest thing ever!

"Aww, that sounds great, I'm very happy for you!"

"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Love is gross anyway."

"I! Ahem, anyways, it was nice meeting you!!"

🎀 Wait! Are you sure you don’t want to meet my son? He’s an absolute cutie pie!

"Hmm, that would be very nice, actually!"

"Are you seriously leaving just to see some baby?"

"Uhh, yeah?"

"Fine, but I'm tagging along with you."

🎀 *leads the imaginary numbers to her house*

6️⃣9️⃣ *sitting on the rug in the living room, watching Gram play*

🍼 *lights up at the sight of Kite* Mama!

🎀 My baby! *scoops up Gram* Mama brought some new friends! *presents Gram to I and Iyen* I, Iyen, is my son, Parallelogram! We call him Gram for short.

"Aww! He is adorable! Hello, little Gram!"

[I just stared at Gram, unamused.]

🎀 Say hi, baby!

🍼 *whimpers and buries his face in Kite’s chest*

🎀 Aww, he’s shy…

"Haha, that's okay, I can get scared around new people, too!"

[I would lean down to the baby with a creepy grin] "Hey thereeeee..!"

🍼 *immediately bursts into tears*

(Holy Madagascar reference)

"Gee, I'm not THAT scary am I!?"

🎀 Well… Gram loves to play Peekaboo.

"Well then... Ehm- I could try to do that then..." [They leaned down to Gram and put their hands over their eyes, only to quickly remove them,] "Peekaboo!"

🍼 *looks up, staring at Iyen*

"...I'm not sure I helped at all."

🎀 Do it one more time! He'll come around!

"Oh, uh, alright!" [They would do it one more time, this time with more enthusiasm.]

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🍼 *lights up with a smile and giggles at Iyen*

oooohh HI!! i’ve seen you guys around, but never introduced myself before now. i’m fourteen! i think seven knows you?

*fourteen smiled. woah, its teeth were sharp.*

🎀 Hi, Mister Fourteen! Wow, those are some sharp teeth you’ve got there! I’m Kite, and this is Parallelogram! We call him Gram for short. *holds up baby Gram*

🍼 *stares at Fourteen, then lets out a little yawn*

ha, course they are! how do you expect me to eat skin otherwise?

*fourteen stared at the baby for a second, tilting its head at him. it reached out and poked gram’s face.*

🍼 *lets out a tiny baby sneeze*

ee!

*fourteen took a step away from gram, an expression between curiosity and surprise on its face.*

🎀 I get that. Sixty-Nine and I fussed over Gram every second after he was born. He cried a lot.

*it waved dismissively at the child.*

🎀 Aw, come on! At least give Gram a chance! Talk to him, play with him! Bond with him!

🍼 *wiggles in Kite’s arms*

*it blinked a couple times.*

..you asking me to babysit? i mean, sure i guess, but you know, i was just talking about being a parent for like, my whole life, hahah.. so, what games does he like? oh yeah before your…

*fourteen thought for a few seconds. having to remember so many different relationship labels based off of such insignificant changes was hard…*

uh, before your partner sixty-nine gets mad at me for being around him and stuff, i don’t eat children. even if i wanted to for whatever reason, they’re too small anyway.

🎀 I’m not really asking you to babysit. Just play with him. You can do that, can’t you? I promise Gram doesn’t bite. He’s a sweet little thing.

ohhh! oh yeah i can do that easy! look.

*fourteen covered its face with both of its hands.*

🍼 *stares at Fourteen, suckling on his own fist*

*it moved its hands back away.*

hii gram! were ya confused? did you think i left ya? i didn’t!! ..did that entertain you.

🍼 *lights up with a tiny smile* Ah!

great! now, what else… hm. what other things does he like to do kite?

🎀 He likes stuffies and building blocks... oh, and Airplane! It's a game where I fly him around like an airplane and make little airplane noises!

building blocks… that sounds fun! put ‘im down at the building blocks place i wanna do that with him!

*it started walking around the house, looking for where the blocks were located.*