-17

[rotting-seventeen]

Sickly and the colour of rot

Character details:

- uses they/it pronouns

- in constant pain. Literally rotting while it's still alive

- the yoylite gave them a horrific condition, and it's only contagious if it blasts someone with the yoylites energy. Not much is known about the condition itself, other than it degrades the host over time.

- zombie-like, but still conscious

- Doesn't want to hurt anyone, but is compelled to spread the condition because of the yoylite

Very canon divergent! I'm just having fun here lol

Ooc portion!!

Hi I'm ZeebZeeb, I'm 17, and I like things

The second I saw the negatives my first thought was "wowsers. I can make some horrific angst with this." So I decided to make this account yay

The condition itself is somewhat inspired by Radiation Sickness, because I feel like the yoylite may have some radioactivity with it.

Also!! This blog may be graphic sometimes!! But those times will always be tagged with #tw gore or #tw graphic so you can avoid them

It's also just gonna be kinda edgy in general, so.

[the-kite-fam]

Bro you should adopt the zombie and have it attack intruders like a guard dog

6️⃣9️⃣ WHAT? Anon, are you out of your mind? I’m not letting that thing near my baby!

🎀 That would be a great idea!

@rotting-seventeen

[rotting-seventeen]

*since I'm assuming you already let it into your house, it's just walking up and down the stairs over and over again, seemingly in a trance.*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 *watches Negative Seventeen pace around* Uhh… are you okay?

[rotting-seventeen]

*it just continues to pace, seemingly not hearing Kite*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 Negative Seventeen? Hello?

[rotting-seventeen]

*it looks at Kite, staring at her blankly for a second before screeching at the top of its rotting lungs.*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 *covers her ears* Ah! Sorry!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it stops screeching, but continues to stare at her lifelessly.*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 You want a muffin? I made two batches, one chocolate chip and the other blueberry!

[rotting-seventeen]

Ueh

*that seemed to snap it out of its trance. It immediately starts to nod quickly*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 Good! Come with me! *leads Negative Seventeen to the kitchen*

[rotting-seventeen]

*it follows her happily to the kitchen.*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 *presents Negative Seventeen with a plate of blueberry and chocolate chip muffins* Take your pick!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it grabs a blueberry muffin and shoves it in its mouth whole. Yum yum.*

*and then it grabs Kite's hand, trying to show affection without causing itself too much pain.*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 Aww! Thank you! *her tail starts to ripple with happiness*

[rotting-seventeen]

Ueh

*and then it grabs another muffin and hands it to Kite.*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 Yay! Thank you for sharing! *nibbles on the muffin* Mmm!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it grabs another muffin and runs, well more like limps, all the way to wherever Gram is.*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *playing on a play mat on the floor*

6️⃣9️⃣ Gram! Where’s your ball?

🍼 *grabs his ball* Ba!

6️⃣9️⃣ There it is!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it staggers over and sits down, putting the muffin in front of Gram*

Mufin

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 *follows Negative Seventeen and giggles at the sight* No, silly! Gram can’t eat muffins yet! He still drinks milk.

6️⃣9️⃣ About that, Kite... he’s growing another tooth.

🎀 *gasps* Another one? *checks Gram’s mouth* Oh my gosh, you’re right! He’s got another front tooth! *squeals*

[rotting-seventeen]

Ueh

*it just stares at them for a minute*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 *holds Gram up to Negative Seventeen* Look! Gram has two front teeth!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it immediately breaks off a tiny piece of the muffin and puts it in Gram's mouth*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *chews the piece of muffin* Numnumnum… *suddenly grabs the top of the muffin hangrily*

🎀 Oh my goodness! That’s his first solid food, and he absolutely loves it!

[rotting-seventeen]

Awwwaw

*it tries to mimic the cooing sound it hears Kite make, making sure Gram only takes another small piece so the piece can actually fit in his little mouth.*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *gobbles up the piece of muffin, then squeaks at Negative Seventeen for more*

[rotting-seventeen]

*it mimics the squeak, giving Gram another piece, this time with a blueberry in it.*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *scrunches up his face, then spits the blueberry out*

🎀 What is it, Gram? Is it yucky?

🍼 Yucky!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it frowns, looking personally offended for some reason, and then gives Gram another piece. Without a blueberry this time*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *takes the piece and gobbles it up* Numnumnum!

[rotting-seventeen]

Ueh

Babbygram

*it gives him another tiny piece, petting him with its other hand and looking at him with those big ol hollow eyes*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 Awww, do you love Baby Gram?

[rotting-seventeen]

*it doesn't answer, continuing to stare at the little guy, before giving him his ball.*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *grabs the ball, then passes it back to Negative Seventeen*

🎀 Looks like he wants to play with you!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it gently rolls the ball back to Gram, careful not to like hit him in the face or anything.*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *catches the ball and giggles happily*

[rotting-seventeen]

*it stares at him, waiting for him to pass the ball*

Bal

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 Ba! *squeals and passes the ball to Negative Seventeen*

[rotting-seventeen]

Yayyay

*it says that with a completely blank face, rolling the ball back to Gram.*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *giggles and catches the ball, then starts to mouth on the ball*

[rotting-seventeen]

*it tries to take the ball back so they can keep playing*

Babbygram

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *screeches and wails at the top of his little lungs*

[rotting-seventeen]

*and it screeches back, sounding completely unnatural.*

*once it wrestled the ball away from this four-month-old infant, it just rolls it back to him*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *suddenly falls on the floor and starts to cry*

[rotting-seventeen]

Ueh

*it looks confused (well. It can't really make facial expressions that well anymore but shhh) and tries to help Gram up, putting him in a sitting position.*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *hiccups and keeps crying*

[rotting-seventeen]

Shh babbygam

*it says, gently picking him up, trying to copy what Kite does. It pats his back and sways side to side, still holding Gram far away from itself.*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *gradually stops crying, sucking on his thumb*

🎀 *walks in on Negative Seventeen cradling Gram* Aww! Sixty-Nine! Look!

6️⃣9️⃣ What? Oh… *her gaze softens as she watches Negative Seventeen hold Gram*

[rotting-seventeen]

*Once it noticed Kite and Sixty-Nine, it walked over and gave Gram to them.*

Ueh

[the-nicest-number]

The anons fucked with five’s brain and you’re gonna die or something. Good luck <3

“fuck..”

[rotting-seventeen]

Fukc

[the-nicest-number]

“nonono don’t say that!”

[rotting-seventeen]

*it sticks its middle finger up, flipping Ten off. It definitely knew what it was doing lol.*

[the-nicest-number]

The anons fucked with five’s brain and you’re gonna die or something. Good luck <3

“fuck..”

[rotting-seventeen]

Fukc

[minus-ro]

Ueh

*it's standing behind you, breathing heavily and laboured.*

*wince*

...how did you get here....

....

Do you...need something?...or...

[rotting-seventeen]

*it just continues to stare at them blankly, making these disturbing dry gasping sounds, like a dying animal.*

[the-kite-fam]

Bro you should adopt the zombie and have it attack intruders like a guard dog

6️⃣9️⃣ WHAT? Anon, are you out of your mind? I’m not letting that thing near my baby!

🎀 That would be a great idea!

@rotting-seventeen

[rotting-seventeen]

*since I'm assuming you already let it into your house, it's just walking up and down the stairs over and over again, seemingly in a trance.*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 *watches Negative Seventeen pace around* Uhh… are you okay?

[rotting-seventeen]

*it just continues to pace, seemingly not hearing Kite*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 Negative Seventeen? Hello?

[rotting-seventeen]

*it looks at Kite, staring at her blankly for a second before screeching at the top of its rotting lungs.*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 *covers her ears* Ah! Sorry!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it stops screeching, but continues to stare at her lifelessly.*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 You want a muffin? I made two batches, one chocolate chip and the other blueberry!

[rotting-seventeen]

Ueh

*that seemed to snap it out of its trance. It immediately starts to nod quickly*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 Good! Come with me! *leads Negative Seventeen to the kitchen*

[rotting-seventeen]

*it follows her happily to the kitchen.*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 *presents Negative Seventeen with a plate of blueberry and chocolate chip muffins* Take your pick!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it grabs a blueberry muffin and shoves it in its mouth whole. Yum yum.*

*and then it grabs Kite's hand, trying to show affection without causing itself too much pain.*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 Aww! Thank you! *her tail starts to ripple with happiness*

[rotting-seventeen]

Ueh

*and then it grabs another muffin and hands it to Kite.*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 Yay! Thank you for sharing! *nibbles on the muffin* Mmm!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it grabs another muffin and runs, well more like limps, all the way to wherever Gram is.*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *playing on a play mat on the floor*

6️⃣9️⃣ Gram! Where’s your ball?

🍼 *grabs his ball* Ba!

6️⃣9️⃣ There it is!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it staggers over and sits down, putting the muffin in front of Gram*

Mufin

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 *follows Negative Seventeen and giggles at the sight* No, silly! Gram can’t eat muffins yet! He still drinks milk.

6️⃣9️⃣ About that, Kite... he’s growing another tooth.

🎀 *gasps* Another one? *checks Gram’s mouth* Oh my gosh, you’re right! He’s got another front tooth! *squeals*

[rotting-seventeen]

Ueh

*it just stares at them for a minute*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 *holds Gram up to Negative Seventeen* Look! Gram has two front teeth!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it immediately breaks off a tiny piece of the muffin and puts it in Gram's mouth*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *chews the piece of muffin* Numnumnum… *suddenly grabs the top of the muffin hangrily*

🎀 Oh my goodness! That’s his first solid food, and he absolutely loves it!

[rotting-seventeen]

Awwwaw

*it tries to mimic the cooing sound it hears Kite make, making sure Gram only takes another small piece so the piece can actually fit in his little mouth.*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *gobbles up the piece of muffin, then squeaks at Negative Seventeen for more*

[rotting-seventeen]

*it mimics the squeak, giving Gram another piece, this time with a blueberry in it.*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *scrunches up his face, then spits the blueberry out*

🎀 What is it, Gram? Is it yucky?

🍼 Yucky!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it frowns, looking personally offended for some reason, and then gives Gram another piece. Without a blueberry this time*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *takes the piece and gobbles it up* Numnumnum!

[rotting-seventeen]

Ueh

Babbygram

*it gives him another tiny piece, petting him with its other hand and looking at him with those big ol hollow eyes*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 Awww, do you love Baby Gram?

[rotting-seventeen]

*it doesn't answer, continuing to stare at the little guy, before giving him his ball.*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *grabs the ball, then passes it back to Negative Seventeen*

🎀 Looks like he wants to play with you!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it gently rolls the ball back to Gram, careful not to like hit him in the face or anything.*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *catches the ball and giggles happily*

[rotting-seventeen]

*it stares at him, waiting for him to pass the ball*

Bal

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 Ba! *squeals and passes the ball to Negative Seventeen*

[rotting-seventeen]

Yayyay

*it says that with a completely blank face, rolling the ball back to Gram.*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *giggles and catches the ball, then starts to mouth on the ball*

[rotting-seventeen]

*it tries to take the ball back so they can keep playing*

Babbygram

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *screeches and wails at the top of his little lungs*

[rotting-seventeen]

*and it screeches back, sounding completely unnatural.*

*once it wrestled the ball away from this four-month-old infant, it just rolls it back to him*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *suddenly falls on the floor and starts to cry*

[rotting-seventeen]

Ueh

*it looks confused (well. It can't really make facial expressions that well anymore but shhh) and tries to help Gram up, putting him in a sitting position.*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *hiccups and keeps crying*

[rotting-seventeen]

Shh babbygam

*it says, gently picking him up, trying to copy what Kite does. It pats his back and sways side to side, still holding Gram far away from itself.*

[the-kite-fam]

Bro you should adopt the zombie and have it attack intruders like a guard dog

6️⃣9️⃣ WHAT? Anon, are you out of your mind? I’m not letting that thing near my baby!

🎀 That would be a great idea!

@rotting-seventeen

[rotting-seventeen]

*since I'm assuming you already let it into your house, it's just walking up and down the stairs over and over again, seemingly in a trance.*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 *watches Negative Seventeen pace around* Uhh… are you okay?

[rotting-seventeen]

*it just continues to pace, seemingly not hearing Kite*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 Negative Seventeen? Hello?

[rotting-seventeen]

*it looks at Kite, staring at her blankly for a second before screeching at the top of its rotting lungs.*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 *covers her ears* Ah! Sorry!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it stops screeching, but continues to stare at her lifelessly.*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 You want a muffin? I made two batches, one chocolate chip and the other blueberry!

[rotting-seventeen]

Ueh

*that seemed to snap it out of its trance. It immediately starts to nod quickly*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 Good! Come with me! *leads Negative Seventeen to the kitchen*

[rotting-seventeen]

*it follows her happily to the kitchen.*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 *presents Negative Seventeen with a plate of blueberry and chocolate chip muffins* Take your pick!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it grabs a blueberry muffin and shoves it in its mouth whole. Yum yum.*

*and then it grabs Kite's hand, trying to show affection without causing itself too much pain.*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 Aww! Thank you! *her tail starts to ripple with happiness*

[rotting-seventeen]

Ueh

*and then it grabs another muffin and hands it to Kite.*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 Yay! Thank you for sharing! *nibbles on the muffin* Mmm!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it grabs another muffin and runs, well more like limps, all the way to wherever Gram is.*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *playing on a play mat on the floor*

6️⃣9️⃣ Gram! Where’s your ball?

🍼 *grabs his ball* Ba!

6️⃣9️⃣ There it is!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it staggers over and sits down, putting the muffin in front of Gram*

Mufin

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 *follows Negative Seventeen and giggles at the sight* No, silly! Gram can’t eat muffins yet! He still drinks milk.

6️⃣9️⃣ About that, Kite... he’s growing another tooth.

🎀 *gasps* Another one? *checks Gram’s mouth* Oh my gosh, you’re right! He’s got another front tooth! *squeals*

[rotting-seventeen]

Ueh

*it just stares at them for a minute*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 *holds Gram up to Negative Seventeen* Look! Gram has two front teeth!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it immediately breaks off a tiny piece of the muffin and puts it in Gram's mouth*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *chews the piece of muffin* Numnumnum… *suddenly grabs the top of the muffin hangrily*

🎀 Oh my goodness! That’s his first solid food, and he absolutely loves it!

[rotting-seventeen]

Awwwaw

*it tries to mimic the cooing sound it hears Kite make, making sure Gram only takes another small piece so the piece can actually fit in his little mouth.*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *gobbles up the piece of muffin, then squeaks at Negative Seventeen for more*

[rotting-seventeen]

*it mimics the squeak, giving Gram another piece, this time with a blueberry in it.*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *scrunches up his face, then spits the blueberry out*

🎀 What is it, Gram? Is it yucky?

🍼 Yucky!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it frowns, looking personally offended for some reason, and then gives Gram another piece. Without a blueberry this time*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *takes the piece and gobbles it up* Numnumnum!

[rotting-seventeen]

Ueh

Babbygram

*it gives him another tiny piece, petting him with its other hand and looking at him with those big ol hollow eyes*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 Awww, do you love Baby Gram?

[rotting-seventeen]

*it doesn't answer, continuing to stare at the little guy, before giving him his ball.*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *grabs the ball, then passes it back to Negative Seventeen*

🎀 Looks like he wants to play with you!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it gently rolls the ball back to Gram, careful not to like hit him in the face or anything.*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *catches the ball and giggles happily*

[rotting-seventeen]

*it stares at him, waiting for him to pass the ball*

Bal

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 Ba! *squeals and passes the ball to Negative Seventeen*

[rotting-seventeen]

Yayyay

*it says that with a completely blank face, rolling the ball back to Gram.*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *giggles and catches the ball, then starts to mouth on the ball*

[rotting-seventeen]

*it tries to take the ball back so they can keep playing*

Babbygram

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *screeches and wails at the top of his little lungs*

[rotting-seventeen]

*and it screeches back, sounding completely unnatural.*

*once it wrestled the ball away from this four-month-old infant, it just rolls it back to him*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *suddenly falls on the floor and starts to cry*

[rotting-seventeen]

Ueh

*it looks confused (well. It can't really make facial expressions that well anymore but shhh) and tries to help Gram up, putting him in a sitting position.*

[cosmovain]

i keep thinking about the whole "one is so nerfed!!" thing. i quite seriously think yall forget the algebraliens are CONSTANTLY underestimating the Audacity objects have.

like back home fifteen is seen as overly aggressive. average object would try to go toe to toe with satan and multiple of them fucking have. they genuinely have no fear sense of self preservation because they dont NEED to, their culture itself is ROOTED in the idea that death is impermanent and because of it they are all Used to being impulsive and unpredictable, unlike algebraliens who are used to death being a Big Deal, and the idea that youd hesitate to just fucking deck someone 100x more powerful than you is obvious to them just like it is us. like if you were holding a bazooka you would not just like..expect someone to walk up and punch you in the gut. they genuinely do not understand the audacity of objects and that is the advantage objects have over algebraliens like this is extremely well established by now idk how yall are suprised. also notably none of them even beat her they distracted her at best. so like

[cosmovain]

"one is so nerfed!!" one grew up in a world where chasing someone with a knife is seen as terrifyingly aggressive and unsafe.

blocky made an entire career out of recording videos putting people in endless death loops where they are in incredible pain for every single part of it and are at his whim to stop it and hes seen as like kind of an asshole at worst

[creation-help]

Seeing a weird influx of people being wayy too fucking mean about amateur hobby artists having fun with their own damn characters. Like okay fucking not sorry if you think someone just playing around creatively is not cool or creative or talented enough?? You know you can give advice without being so fucking mean right. You sound like 2010s art ranters. Shut the fuck up. This is people's personal art you're not entitled to it. Jesus

[futilemp3]

So negative algebraliens are canon now from tpot 23 but that has made me realize my oc -15 doesn't fit in anymore design wise 🥹

[the-kite-fam]

Bro you should adopt the zombie and have it attack intruders like a guard dog

6️⃣9️⃣ WHAT? Anon, are you out of your mind? I’m not letting that thing near my baby!

🎀 That would be a great idea!

@rotting-seventeen

[rotting-seventeen]

*since I'm assuming you already let it into your house, it's just walking up and down the stairs over and over again, seemingly in a trance.*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 *watches Negative Seventeen pace around* Uhh… are you okay?

[rotting-seventeen]

*it just continues to pace, seemingly not hearing Kite*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 Negative Seventeen? Hello?

[rotting-seventeen]

*it looks at Kite, staring at her blankly for a second before screeching at the top of its rotting lungs.*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 *covers her ears* Ah! Sorry!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it stops screeching, but continues to stare at her lifelessly.*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 You want a muffin? I made two batches, one chocolate chip and the other blueberry!

[rotting-seventeen]

Ueh

*that seemed to snap it out of its trance. It immediately starts to nod quickly*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 Good! Come with me! *leads Negative Seventeen to the kitchen*

[rotting-seventeen]

*it follows her happily to the kitchen.*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 *presents Negative Seventeen with a plate of blueberry and chocolate chip muffins* Take your pick!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it grabs a blueberry muffin and shoves it in its mouth whole. Yum yum.*

*and then it grabs Kite's hand, trying to show affection without causing itself too much pain.*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 Aww! Thank you! *her tail starts to ripple with happiness*

[rotting-seventeen]

Ueh

*and then it grabs another muffin and hands it to Kite.*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 Yay! Thank you for sharing! *nibbles on the muffin* Mmm!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it grabs another muffin and runs, well more like limps, all the way to wherever Gram is.*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *playing on a play mat on the floor*

6️⃣9️⃣ Gram! Where’s your ball?

🍼 *grabs his ball* Ba!

6️⃣9️⃣ There it is!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it staggers over and sits down, putting the muffin in front of Gram*

Mufin

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 *follows Negative Seventeen and giggles at the sight* No, silly! Gram can’t eat muffins yet! He still drinks milk.

6️⃣9️⃣ About that, Kite... he’s growing another tooth.

🎀 *gasps* Another one? *checks Gram’s mouth* Oh my gosh, you’re right! He’s got another front tooth! *squeals*

[rotting-seventeen]

Ueh

*it just stares at them for a minute*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 *holds Gram up to Negative Seventeen* Look! Gram has two front teeth!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it immediately breaks off a tiny piece of the muffin and puts it in Gram's mouth*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *chews the piece of muffin* Numnumnum… *suddenly grabs the top of the muffin hangrily*

🎀 Oh my goodness! That’s his first solid food, and he absolutely loves it!

[rotting-seventeen]

Awwwaw

*it tries to mimic the cooing sound it hears Kite make, making sure Gram only takes another small piece so the piece can actually fit in his little mouth.*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *gobbles up the piece of muffin, then squeaks at Negative Seventeen for more*

[rotting-seventeen]

*it mimics the squeak, giving Gram another piece, this time with a blueberry in it.*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *scrunches up his face, then spits the blueberry out*

🎀 What is it, Gram? Is it yucky?

🍼 Yucky!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it frowns, looking personally offended for some reason, and then gives Gram another piece. Without a blueberry this time*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *takes the piece and gobbles it up* Numnumnum!

[rotting-seventeen]

Ueh

Babbygram

*it gives him another tiny piece, petting him with its other hand and looking at him with those big ol hollow eyes*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 Awww, do you love Baby Gram?

[rotting-seventeen]

*it doesn't answer, continuing to stare at the little guy, before giving him his ball.*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *grabs the ball, then passes it back to Negative Seventeen*

🎀 Looks like he wants to play with you!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it gently rolls the ball back to Gram, careful not to like hit him in the face or anything.*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *catches the ball and giggles happily*

[rotting-seventeen]

*it stares at him, waiting for him to pass the ball*

Bal

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 Ba! *squeals and passes the ball to Negative Seventeen*

[rotting-seventeen]

Yayyay

*it says that with a completely blank face, rolling the ball back to Gram.*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *giggles and catches the ball, then starts to mouth on the ball*

[rotting-seventeen]

*it tries to take the ball back so they can keep playing*

Babbygram

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *screeches and wails at the top of his little lungs*

[rotting-seventeen]

*and it screeches back, sounding completely unnatural.*

*once it wrestled the ball away from this four-month-old infant, it just rolls it back to him*

[the-kite-fam]

Bro you should adopt the zombie and have it attack intruders like a guard dog

6️⃣9️⃣ WHAT? Anon, are you out of your mind? I’m not letting that thing near my baby!

🎀 That would be a great idea!

@rotting-seventeen

[rotting-seventeen]

*since I'm assuming you already let it into your house, it's just walking up and down the stairs over and over again, seemingly in a trance.*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 *watches Negative Seventeen pace around* Uhh… are you okay?

[rotting-seventeen]

*it just continues to pace, seemingly not hearing Kite*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 Negative Seventeen? Hello?

[rotting-seventeen]

*it looks at Kite, staring at her blankly for a second before screeching at the top of its rotting lungs.*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 *covers her ears* Ah! Sorry!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it stops screeching, but continues to stare at her lifelessly.*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 You want a muffin? I made two batches, one chocolate chip and the other blueberry!

[rotting-seventeen]

Ueh

*that seemed to snap it out of its trance. It immediately starts to nod quickly*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 Good! Come with me! *leads Negative Seventeen to the kitchen*

[rotting-seventeen]

*it follows her happily to the kitchen.*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 *presents Negative Seventeen with a plate of blueberry and chocolate chip muffins* Take your pick!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it grabs a blueberry muffin and shoves it in its mouth whole. Yum yum.*

*and then it grabs Kite's hand, trying to show affection without causing itself too much pain.*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 Aww! Thank you! *her tail starts to ripple with happiness*

[rotting-seventeen]

Ueh

*and then it grabs another muffin and hands it to Kite.*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 Yay! Thank you for sharing! *nibbles on the muffin* Mmm!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it grabs another muffin and runs, well more like limps, all the way to wherever Gram is.*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *playing on a play mat on the floor*

6️⃣9️⃣ Gram! Where’s your ball?

🍼 *grabs his ball* Ba!

6️⃣9️⃣ There it is!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it staggers over and sits down, putting the muffin in front of Gram*

Mufin

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 *follows Negative Seventeen and giggles at the sight* No, silly! Gram can’t eat muffins yet! He still drinks milk.

6️⃣9️⃣ About that, Kite... he’s growing another tooth.

🎀 *gasps* Another one? *checks Gram’s mouth* Oh my gosh, you’re right! He’s got another front tooth! *squeals*

[rotting-seventeen]

Ueh

*it just stares at them for a minute*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 *holds Gram up to Negative Seventeen* Look! Gram has two front teeth!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it immediately breaks off a tiny piece of the muffin and puts it in Gram's mouth*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *chews the piece of muffin* Numnumnum… *suddenly grabs the top of the muffin hangrily*

🎀 Oh my goodness! That’s his first solid food, and he absolutely loves it!

[rotting-seventeen]

Awwwaw

*it tries to mimic the cooing sound it hears Kite make, making sure Gram only takes another small piece so the piece can actually fit in his little mouth.*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *gobbles up the piece of muffin, then squeaks at Negative Seventeen for more*

[rotting-seventeen]

*it mimics the squeak, giving Gram another piece, this time with a blueberry in it.*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *scrunches up his face, then spits the blueberry out*

🎀 What is it, Gram? Is it yucky?

🍼 Yucky!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it frowns, looking personally offended for some reason, and then gives Gram another piece. Without a blueberry this time*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *takes the piece and gobbles it up* Numnumnum!

[rotting-seventeen]

Ueh

Babbygram

*it gives him another tiny piece, petting him with its other hand and looking at him with those big ol hollow eyes*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 Awww, do you love Baby Gram?

[rotting-seventeen]

*it doesn't answer, continuing to stare at the little guy, before giving him his ball.*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *grabs the ball, then passes it back to Negative Seventeen*

🎀 Looks like he wants to play with you!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it gently rolls the ball back to Gram, careful not to like hit him in the face or anything.*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *catches the ball and giggles happily*

[rotting-seventeen]

*it stares at him, waiting for him to pass the ball*

Bal

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 Ba! *squeals and passes the ball to Negative Seventeen*

[rotting-seventeen]

Yayyay

*it says that with a completely blank face, rolling the ball back to Gram.*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *giggles and catches the ball, then starts to mouth on the ball*

[rotting-seventeen]

*it tries to take the ball back so they can keep playing*

Babbygram

[the-kite-fam]

Bro you should adopt the zombie and have it attack intruders like a guard dog

6️⃣9️⃣ WHAT? Anon, are you out of your mind? I’m not letting that thing near my baby!

🎀 That would be a great idea!

@rotting-seventeen

[rotting-seventeen]

*since I'm assuming you already let it into your house, it's just walking up and down the stairs over and over again, seemingly in a trance.*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 *watches Negative Seventeen pace around* Uhh… are you okay?

[rotting-seventeen]

*it just continues to pace, seemingly not hearing Kite*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 Negative Seventeen? Hello?

[rotting-seventeen]

*it looks at Kite, staring at her blankly for a second before screeching at the top of its rotting lungs.*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 *covers her ears* Ah! Sorry!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it stops screeching, but continues to stare at her lifelessly.*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 You want a muffin? I made two batches, one chocolate chip and the other blueberry!

[rotting-seventeen]

Ueh

*that seemed to snap it out of its trance. It immediately starts to nod quickly*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 Good! Come with me! *leads Negative Seventeen to the kitchen*

[rotting-seventeen]

*it follows her happily to the kitchen.*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 *presents Negative Seventeen with a plate of blueberry and chocolate chip muffins* Take your pick!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it grabs a blueberry muffin and shoves it in its mouth whole. Yum yum.*

*and then it grabs Kite's hand, trying to show affection without causing itself too much pain.*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 Aww! Thank you! *her tail starts to ripple with happiness*

[rotting-seventeen]

Ueh

*and then it grabs another muffin and hands it to Kite.*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 Yay! Thank you for sharing! *nibbles on the muffin* Mmm!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it grabs another muffin and runs, well more like limps, all the way to wherever Gram is.*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *playing on a play mat on the floor*

6️⃣9️⃣ Gram! Where’s your ball?

🍼 *grabs his ball* Ba!

6️⃣9️⃣ There it is!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it staggers over and sits down, putting the muffin in front of Gram*

Mufin

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 *follows Negative Seventeen and giggles at the sight* No, silly! Gram can’t eat muffins yet! He still drinks milk.

6️⃣9️⃣ About that, Kite... he’s growing another tooth.

🎀 *gasps* Another one? *checks Gram’s mouth* Oh my gosh, you’re right! He’s got another front tooth! *squeals*

[rotting-seventeen]

Ueh

*it just stares at them for a minute*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 *holds Gram up to Negative Seventeen* Look! Gram has two front teeth!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it immediately breaks off a tiny piece of the muffin and puts it in Gram's mouth*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *chews the piece of muffin* Numnumnum… *suddenly grabs the top of the muffin hangrily*

🎀 Oh my goodness! That’s his first solid food, and he absolutely loves it!

[rotting-seventeen]

Awwwaw

*it tries to mimic the cooing sound it hears Kite make, making sure Gram only takes another small piece so the piece can actually fit in his little mouth.*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *gobbles up the piece of muffin, then squeaks at Negative Seventeen for more*

[rotting-seventeen]

*it mimics the squeak, giving Gram another piece, this time with a blueberry in it.*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *scrunches up his face, then spits the blueberry out*

🎀 What is it, Gram? Is it yucky?

🍼 Yucky!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it frowns, looking personally offended for some reason, and then gives Gram another piece. Without a blueberry this time*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *takes the piece and gobbles it up* Numnumnum!

[rotting-seventeen]

Ueh

Babbygram

*it gives him another tiny piece, petting him with its other hand and looking at him with those big ol hollow eyes*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 Awww, do you love Baby Gram?

[rotting-seventeen]

*it doesn't answer, continuing to stare at the little guy, before giving him his ball.*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *grabs the ball, then passes it back to Negative Seventeen*

🎀 Looks like he wants to play with you!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it gently rolls the ball back to Gram, careful not to like hit him in the face or anything.*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *catches the ball and giggles happily*

[rotting-seventeen]

*it stares at him, waiting for him to pass the ball*

Bal

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 Ba! *squeals and passes the ball to Negative Seventeen*

[rotting-seventeen]

Yayyay

*it says that with a completely blank face, rolling the ball back to Gram.*

[the-kite-fam]

Bro you should adopt the zombie and have it attack intruders like a guard dog

6️⃣9️⃣ WHAT? Anon, are you out of your mind? I’m not letting that thing near my baby!

🎀 That would be a great idea!

@rotting-seventeen

[rotting-seventeen]

*since I'm assuming you already let it into your house, it's just walking up and down the stairs over and over again, seemingly in a trance.*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 *watches Negative Seventeen pace around* Uhh… are you okay?

[rotting-seventeen]

*it just continues to pace, seemingly not hearing Kite*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 Negative Seventeen? Hello?

[rotting-seventeen]

*it looks at Kite, staring at her blankly for a second before screeching at the top of its rotting lungs.*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 *covers her ears* Ah! Sorry!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it stops screeching, but continues to stare at her lifelessly.*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 You want a muffin? I made two batches, one chocolate chip and the other blueberry!

[rotting-seventeen]

Ueh

*that seemed to snap it out of its trance. It immediately starts to nod quickly*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 Good! Come with me! *leads Negative Seventeen to the kitchen*

[rotting-seventeen]

*it follows her happily to the kitchen.*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 *presents Negative Seventeen with a plate of blueberry and chocolate chip muffins* Take your pick!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it grabs a blueberry muffin and shoves it in its mouth whole. Yum yum.*

*and then it grabs Kite's hand, trying to show affection without causing itself too much pain.*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 Aww! Thank you! *her tail starts to ripple with happiness*

[rotting-seventeen]

Ueh

*and then it grabs another muffin and hands it to Kite.*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 Yay! Thank you for sharing! *nibbles on the muffin* Mmm!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it grabs another muffin and runs, well more like limps, all the way to wherever Gram is.*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *playing on a play mat on the floor*

6️⃣9️⃣ Gram! Where’s your ball?

🍼 *grabs his ball* Ba!

6️⃣9️⃣ There it is!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it staggers over and sits down, putting the muffin in front of Gram*

Mufin

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 *follows Negative Seventeen and giggles at the sight* No, silly! Gram can’t eat muffins yet! He still drinks milk.

6️⃣9️⃣ About that, Kite... he’s growing another tooth.

🎀 *gasps* Another one? *checks Gram’s mouth* Oh my gosh, you’re right! He’s got another front tooth! *squeals*

[rotting-seventeen]

Ueh

*it just stares at them for a minute*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 *holds Gram up to Negative Seventeen* Look! Gram has two front teeth!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it immediately breaks off a tiny piece of the muffin and puts it in Gram's mouth*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *chews the piece of muffin* Numnumnum… *suddenly grabs the top of the muffin hangrily*

🎀 Oh my goodness! That’s his first solid food, and he absolutely loves it!

[rotting-seventeen]

Awwwaw

*it tries to mimic the cooing sound it hears Kite make, making sure Gram only takes another small piece so the piece can actually fit in his little mouth.*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *gobbles up the piece of muffin, then squeaks at Negative Seventeen for more*

[rotting-seventeen]

*it mimics the squeak, giving Gram another piece, this time with a blueberry in it.*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *scrunches up his face, then spits the blueberry out*

🎀 What is it, Gram? Is it yucky?

🍼 Yucky!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it frowns, looking personally offended for some reason, and then gives Gram another piece. Without a blueberry this time*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *takes the piece and gobbles it up* Numnumnum!

[rotting-seventeen]

Ueh

Babbygram

*it gives him another tiny piece, petting him with its other hand and looking at him with those big ol hollow eyes*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 Awww, do you love Baby Gram?

[rotting-seventeen]

*it doesn't answer, continuing to stare at the little guy, before giving him his ball.*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *grabs the ball, then passes it back to Negative Seventeen*

🎀 Looks like he wants to play with you!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it gently rolls the ball back to Gram, careful not to like hit him in the face or anything.*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *catches the ball and giggles happily*

[rotting-seventeen]

*it stares at him, waiting for him to pass the ball*

Bal

[the-kite-fam]

Bro you should adopt the zombie and have it attack intruders like a guard dog

6️⃣9️⃣ WHAT? Anon, are you out of your mind? I’m not letting that thing near my baby!

🎀 That would be a great idea!

@rotting-seventeen

[rotting-seventeen]

*since I'm assuming you already let it into your house, it's just walking up and down the stairs over and over again, seemingly in a trance.*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 *watches Negative Seventeen pace around* Uhh… are you okay?

[rotting-seventeen]

*it just continues to pace, seemingly not hearing Kite*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 Negative Seventeen? Hello?

[rotting-seventeen]

*it looks at Kite, staring at her blankly for a second before screeching at the top of its rotting lungs.*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 *covers her ears* Ah! Sorry!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it stops screeching, but continues to stare at her lifelessly.*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 You want a muffin? I made two batches, one chocolate chip and the other blueberry!

[rotting-seventeen]

Ueh

*that seemed to snap it out of its trance. It immediately starts to nod quickly*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 Good! Come with me! *leads Negative Seventeen to the kitchen*

[rotting-seventeen]

*it follows her happily to the kitchen.*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 *presents Negative Seventeen with a plate of blueberry and chocolate chip muffins* Take your pick!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it grabs a blueberry muffin and shoves it in its mouth whole. Yum yum.*

*and then it grabs Kite's hand, trying to show affection without causing itself too much pain.*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 Aww! Thank you! *her tail starts to ripple with happiness*

[rotting-seventeen]

Ueh

*and then it grabs another muffin and hands it to Kite.*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 Yay! Thank you for sharing! *nibbles on the muffin* Mmm!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it grabs another muffin and runs, well more like limps, all the way to wherever Gram is.*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *playing on a play mat on the floor*

6️⃣9️⃣ Gram! Where’s your ball?

🍼 *grabs his ball* Ba!

6️⃣9️⃣ There it is!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it staggers over and sits down, putting the muffin in front of Gram*

Mufin

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 *follows Negative Seventeen and giggles at the sight* No, silly! Gram can’t eat muffins yet! He still drinks milk.

6️⃣9️⃣ About that, Kite... he’s growing another tooth.

🎀 *gasps* Another one? *checks Gram’s mouth* Oh my gosh, you’re right! He’s got another front tooth! *squeals*

[rotting-seventeen]

Ueh

*it just stares at them for a minute*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 *holds Gram up to Negative Seventeen* Look! Gram has two front teeth!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it immediately breaks off a tiny piece of the muffin and puts it in Gram's mouth*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *chews the piece of muffin* Numnumnum… *suddenly grabs the top of the muffin hangrily*

🎀 Oh my goodness! That’s his first solid food, and he absolutely loves it!

[rotting-seventeen]

Awwwaw

*it tries to mimic the cooing sound it hears Kite make, making sure Gram only takes another small piece so the piece can actually fit in his little mouth.*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *gobbles up the piece of muffin, then squeaks at Negative Seventeen for more*

[rotting-seventeen]

*it mimics the squeak, giving Gram another piece, this time with a blueberry in it.*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *scrunches up his face, then spits the blueberry out*

🎀 What is it, Gram? Is it yucky?

🍼 Yucky!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it frowns, looking personally offended for some reason, and then gives Gram another piece. Without a blueberry this time*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *takes the piece and gobbles it up* Numnumnum!

[rotting-seventeen]

Ueh

Babbygram

*it gives him another tiny piece, petting him with its other hand and looking at him with those big ol hollow eyes*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 Awww, do you love Baby Gram?

[rotting-seventeen]

*it doesn't answer, continuing to stare at the little guy, before giving him his ball.*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *grabs the ball, then passes it back to Negative Seventeen*

🎀 Looks like he wants to play with you!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it gently rolls the ball back to Gram, careful not to like hit him in the face or anything.*

[fffanii]

based on a tweet by @/Fry_Bashee139_ on twitter

[the-kite-fam]

Bro you should adopt the zombie and have it attack intruders like a guard dog

6️⃣9️⃣ WHAT? Anon, are you out of your mind? I’m not letting that thing near my baby!

🎀 That would be a great idea!

@rotting-seventeen

[rotting-seventeen]

*since I'm assuming you already let it into your house, it's just walking up and down the stairs over and over again, seemingly in a trance.*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 *watches Negative Seventeen pace around* Uhh… are you okay?

[rotting-seventeen]

*it just continues to pace, seemingly not hearing Kite*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 Negative Seventeen? Hello?

[rotting-seventeen]

*it looks at Kite, staring at her blankly for a second before screeching at the top of its rotting lungs.*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 *covers her ears* Ah! Sorry!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it stops screeching, but continues to stare at her lifelessly.*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 You want a muffin? I made two batches, one chocolate chip and the other blueberry!

[rotting-seventeen]

Ueh

*that seemed to snap it out of its trance. It immediately starts to nod quickly*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 Good! Come with me! *leads Negative Seventeen to the kitchen*

[rotting-seventeen]

*it follows her happily to the kitchen.*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 *presents Negative Seventeen with a plate of blueberry and chocolate chip muffins* Take your pick!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it grabs a blueberry muffin and shoves it in its mouth whole. Yum yum.*

*and then it grabs Kite's hand, trying to show affection without causing itself too much pain.*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 Aww! Thank you! *her tail starts to ripple with happiness*

[rotting-seventeen]

Ueh

*and then it grabs another muffin and hands it to Kite.*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 Yay! Thank you for sharing! *nibbles on the muffin* Mmm!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it grabs another muffin and runs, well more like limps, all the way to wherever Gram is.*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *playing on a play mat on the floor*

6️⃣9️⃣ Gram! Where’s your ball?

🍼 *grabs his ball* Ba!

6️⃣9️⃣ There it is!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it staggers over and sits down, putting the muffin in front of Gram*

Mufin

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 *follows Negative Seventeen and giggles at the sight* No, silly! Gram can’t eat muffins yet! He still drinks milk.

6️⃣9️⃣ About that, Kite... he’s growing another tooth.

🎀 *gasps* Another one? *checks Gram’s mouth* Oh my gosh, you’re right! He’s got another front tooth! *squeals*

[rotting-seventeen]

Ueh

*it just stares at them for a minute*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 *holds Gram up to Negative Seventeen* Look! Gram has two front teeth!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it immediately breaks off a tiny piece of the muffin and puts it in Gram's mouth*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *chews the piece of muffin* Numnumnum… *suddenly grabs the top of the muffin hangrily*

🎀 Oh my goodness! That’s his first solid food, and he absolutely loves it!

[rotting-seventeen]

Awwwaw

*it tries to mimic the cooing sound it hears Kite make, making sure Gram only takes another small piece so the piece can actually fit in his little mouth.*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *gobbles up the piece of muffin, then squeaks at Negative Seventeen for more*

[rotting-seventeen]

*it mimics the squeak, giving Gram another piece, this time with a blueberry in it.*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *scrunches up his face, then spits the blueberry out*

🎀 What is it, Gram? Is it yucky?

🍼 Yucky!

[rotting-seventeen]

*it frowns, looking personally offended for some reason, and then gives Gram another piece. Without a blueberry this time*

[the-kite-fam]

🍼 *takes the piece and gobbles it up* Numnumnum!

[rotting-seventeen]

Ueh

Babbygram

*it gives him another tiny piece, petting him with its other hand and looking at him with those big ol hollow eyes*

[the-kite-fam]

🎀 Awww, do you love Baby Gram?

[rotting-seventeen]

*it doesn't answer, continuing to stare at the little guy, before giving him his ball.*