[amy-santiagos]

[thequantumqueer]

[ms-demeanor]

"I loved her to the point of invention" is extremely fucking raw and I adore it.

[rneadowsoprano-deactivated20211]

[meangirlnurse]

in real life you will probably not respond to harassment in a sexy, clever, scripted way where you come out with the upper hand and everyone claps. you will freeze up and your moment will pass, or your voice will shake when you tell them to stop and you’ll realize two minutes later that you’re gross and sweaty and sticky from the adrenaline. maybe you’ll be on the ball and answer in a way you actually think is pretty smart and get ignored, or they’ll get more aggressive when you mouth off to them. you almost never will walk away feeling victorious. you walk away feeling uncomfortable and relieved that it’s over. you’ll think about it later and imagine that maybe you could have said something else. maybe you’ll feel ashamed that you weren’t quicker-witted, weren’t able to cut them down to size, weren’t able to avoid that lingering sick feeling in the pit of your stomach, as though there’s some kind of magical words you could have said that would have left you feeling less powerless. there really aren’t. 

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Your bed is just basically a shelf where you put your body when you are not using it.

[introvertedstarlight]

Delete this off the internet

[blednochka-deactivated20171105]

“Urgent request! Don’t let the cat go inside the dorm! There are already 10 pregnant cats here!

Administration.”

[lovingrot]

Let Him In He Just Wants To

Fuck

[azaleatown]

This website was literally so fucking stupid. You used to be able to just fucking edit somebody’s post. Like just change it entirely. Nothing was stopping you. What the fuck. Imagine logging into your youtub account and some bozo changed your funny comment to say you love being a dummy. That’s what used to happen here. Every single day.

[azaleatown]

It was the fucking best

[whitepeopletwitter]

[memesandlaughs]

[liberal-memes]

[a-book-of-creatures]

This format will never get old

[egberts]

this weatherman working from home has a cat and she's a little celebrity

[done]

hate when i go out in public and the public is there

[loughnesstwo-deactivated2021101]

it seems the public is no longer in the public

[lady-raziel]

[kristina100000]

12 y/o me thought i was a feminist for posting sex and the city quotes on facebook

[smalltownthot]

and you were

[kristina100000]

and i was

[localtiktoks]

[edgar-allan-possum]

When someone sends out a group email that starts with "Just a friendly reminder" that really means they want to kill everyone in the office

[threadsketchier]

[roboco-san]

you ever just suddenly remember that linguini and remy can’t communicate. linguini does not have some special ability to understand rats. he just fuckin. accepts that this weird rat wants to cook and can control him with his hair. he’s just okay with that

[parkchanwoohoo]

that’s just what the french are like

[rainbowkarolina]

my professor said my assignment was “late” because it was due on friday.........like phil my dude last time I checked the concept of time is dead and days don’t exist anymore

[rainbowkarolina]

COME THRU PHIL!!!!

[laduree-et-cigarettes]

Me @ myself in the restaurant mirror after 4 glasses of nice wine: Insane but beautiful, how does she do it

[oediex]

I love that they have to be 4 glasses of NICE wine

shit wine doesn’t work that way, I guess

[laduree-et-cigarettes]

no with shit wine I can get there in 2