Lightning in a Bottle

A good bean with a big dream

[im-just-going-to-leave-this-here]

[imanes]

“some things aren’t meant to last” ok but consider this: I love permanence and consistency

[thecommonchick]

[sy0m1n-blog]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Child gates are the equivalent of blocked off areas in video games due to your character’s level.

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

what’s it mean that my nephew just fucking bowls them over with his massive baby body

[pretentiouslimericks]

Speedrun strats

[shytrash]

[bitchh]

2hr makeout session ft inappropriate touching sounds so good rn

[willytriker]

Relatable Declan Howell.

[catchymemes]

[thepersonalquotes]

Don’t worry, the right one won’t leave.

[goconn-deactivated20230304-deac]

[coral]

[fakehermes-deactivated20170207]

[drdemented-deactivated20191023]

*starts typing on bottom of shoe*

Hacker voice: I’m in.

[nebuvoid]

confused person looking at snow prints: who the fcuk strapped fucking keyboards to their shoes

[aurayafrost]

police detective examines footprints leading away from the crime ‘why did we ever anger the machines,’ he asks himself sorrowfully

[gosh]

via weheartit

[tatianakawkaw]

Ghost pumpkin

[yeehawlw]

me starting a text post

[perrfectly]

“The quickest way to get someone’s attention is to no longer want it”

— Anonymous (via neckkiss)