The Lion Guard 88

The aspiring actress/voice actress known for Ms. Puzzles dubs and five silly, traumatic SMG4 AUs 💚🖤❤️

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🥀Vote WRS Puzzles🗡️

🥀The Mr. Puzzles Sexyman Competition is nigh and I have chosen to participate by adding everybody’s favorite swashbuckling, charming TV headed assassin, Wilted Rose Syndicate Puzzles!!🗡️

🥀By voting for WRS Puzzles, you will be protected and if he wins, you will have a guaranteed free membership pass to the Wilted Rose Syndicate where you can get revenge on your enemies…if you don’t…the syndicate will be after YOU!! SO VOTE WRS PUZZLES!!🗡️

Competition host: @alelathedragon

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If you really think about it, after the events of “Mr. Puzzles Works At Walmart”, Karen most likely got out of poverty after some time after the ending of SMG4 because of Mr. Puzzles working at Walmart

Now just hear me out for a moment

At the beginning of MPWAW (Mr. Puzzles Works At Walmart), Karen was shown as just a regular retail worker as shown in many scenes and Walter Mart was in charge of her. Meaning he was a manager and Karen was just a crew member

But Walter Mart made Mr. Puzzles the new manager of the store to find better Walmarts because of his achievements

During the shenanigans, we know Mr. Puzzles made Karen the Junior Junior Deputy Manager. Meaning she was second in line for a manager.

But because Mr. Puzzles quit his job, Karen would have been made the Deputy Store Manager by default as she was second in line and the first in line quit and the original manager also quit

So if you put this together, Karen became the manager of the new Walmart and if we do a bit of research, Walmart managers make a lot of money

So I’m pretty sure that after a long while after the events of MPWAW and the SMG4 finale, that Karen would have had enough money to finally afford a better home and environment for her and her kids

So if it weren’t for Mr. Puzzles, Karen wouldn’t be (potentially) out of poverty if this theory were to be true

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Also a small side note: I’m aware that Walter made Mr. Puzzles the Deputy Store Manager, but somehow Mr. Puzzles identifies as the JUNIOR Deputy Manager. Mr. Puzzles’ badge says “Deputy Store Manager” and not “Junior Deputy Manager”, so it was either a script error or Mr. Puzzles thought he was the Junior Deputy Manager instead of the Deputy Store Manager because he thought Walter would come back

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I wanted to post this on YouTube tomorrow, but copyright kicked my ass so I’m posting it now

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When you want to host a Calling All Villains themed Halloween party but remember that everyone who loves Mr. Puzzles is online and not irl

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Sharing this beautiful piece of audio that I got from Gianni a little while back of Mr. WPNZ at the airport <3 I was laughing my ass off listening to it. If anyone decides to use it for anything, PLEASE tag me!

Transcript below the cut:

"God, I fucking hate airports. Their security is always such a pain! Everyone here is- THAT'S MY FUCKING ARM, ASSHOLE! I'M NOT GONNA LEAVE IT WITH YOU?! I NEED THAT! NO, HEY, THAT'S- DUDE! THAT'S MY LEG! IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOUR DAMN METAL DETECTOR HAS A PROBLEM WITH ROBOTS! I- OF COURSE IT'S GONNA GO OFF?! I'M MADE OF METAL!"

"SHAKESPEARE, WOULD YOU QUIT LAUGHING AND HELP ME GET MY LIMBS BACK, YOU ASSHOLE?!"

"… Not a word, Boxhead. Not. A single. Word. If you LEAVE MY FUCKIN' HEAD HERE, I WILL STRANGLE YOU WITH THAT DAMN ARM YOU'RE CARRYING!"

"God, they're SO sensitive! I mean the safety was on for most of my guns! ...... I think. Wait. Do I have a safety? Ahhhh, fuck it!"

"'I'm gonna blow up the airport! I'm gonna blow up the airport-' hey, where's my belt?"

"DID THEY FUCKING STEAL MY BELT?!"

[evil-bread-offical]

Just doing my duties

@spiderman-offical @homosexuality-offical @evilducks-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @grim-reaper-offical @enjoyer-of-chaos-offical @edible-offical @emo-offical @keysmash-offical @labyrinth-offical @lies-offical @lemonade-offical @lemon-offical @rouxls-kaard-offical @ankle-biter-offical @an-alien-offical @aioverview-offical @radioactive-bread-offical @victorian-plague-dr-offical @valid-offical @victorian-child-offical

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EWEWEWEWEWEWEW

the fact that some people are genuinely attracted to toddlers and saying they're valid is WILD

SPREAD THIS

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[gore-and-suicide]

EUGHHHH THAT IS JUST...EW. WTF.

@lokeeanalien @gartergnome @cyborgclone17 @cat-found-in-an-allie @chaos-triangle

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@i-am-trashyy @sodascreen @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @tf2anddeltarunefan @1nkyraven @the-best-noob

[i-am-trashyy]

TYSM for tagging me

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[hell-dust]

EW WHAT THE FUCK

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EXUSE ME WHAT

EWW EW EEEWWWWW EWWWWW

@ellathepuppi @hummingkittiz @obsessive4books @ialwayscomeback-somerabitsaid @snowpeta1ls @dietcoke-cans + EVERYONE I KNOW + RANDOM PPL SPRED AWARENESS

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it's honestly sick they use more cute and innocent looking things that could pass as a aesthetic choice smh, these people genuinely deserve to rot

@sauceytwinkietwinkling @pine-n-stuff @purplehairball @l1f3r3m0v3r + all my followers and moots!

[l1f3r3m0v3r]

it’s genuinely disgusting that these “people” are making symbols to represent such disgusting meanings please be careful and spread awareness!

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[505mikey2018soniclover]

I’ve been summoned what’s the cal-.. DA FUXX U MEAN YOUR ATTRACTION IS CHILDREN !? Them kids don’t even know what 3x6 is what the heck to you mean ya want to hump em? PEOPLE OF COMMEN SENCE I SUMMON!:

@smgeveofficial @l1f3r3m0v3r even tho she’s already in here @smiley-face-inc @internet-gravedigger @jazminstars1 @jztarinabox :) @localtimelooper @ghost-girl-22 @the-lion-guard-88 @starteas @jibrilthethingart @eliscz @sleepystols @cupcakexkissses @rottmnt-2k18 @sharkshow @vitoriaobolar2058 @cookiepopcat @docmordred @dominicatale @wondering-demon @miketotaldrama679 @marblekitten22 @milkycoffieschaos @labexperimentlilwpnz505 and I have no one else I may have destroyed y’all’s days by seeing this but if you reposts Marci

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This is absolutely vile and blasphemous. Pedophiles, you will never be welcome on my blog. Get the fuck out

Idk who to tag, but PLEASE reblog and share this!

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I GOT TO VOICE ACT IN THE SAME VIDEO AS GIANNI MATRAGRANO HIMSELF! GO CHECK IT OUT ON THE CHRISOMATIC CHANNEL!!

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Ngl this happens to me a lot 😭💔

(Animations and artwork from the first part belongs to: weird_bonez, aripuchi, starteas, Eliscz, tofutoru, yasminstudio706 and keiii0447) 😋‼️

[alelathedragon]

REQUIRED MINIGAME

y'all wont get any more voting blogs until you participate in my Minigame!!!!

THE AUDIENCE'S GAMBIT

HERE'S HOW IT WORKS YOU DWEEBS!!!!

HERE'S FOUR IMAGES THAT MY KIDS LOOKED UP ONLINE!!

EDIT THEM!!

EDIT ONE PICTURE or more if you want to

EDIT THEM TO BE SUPER FUNNY, INTERESTING, DISTURBING, OR!! ANYTHING REALLY!!!!

⭐In your post, include

the name of your Mr.Puzzles AU

#bowser's raving tv party minigame 1

your edited picture (DUH! LOSERS)

any TW that apply

⭐DO NOT

make it hate propaganda

make it homophobic/transphobic and so on

make it political

bully other users. you guys can pick on each other for fun but make sure you're communicating when the joke goes too far ok?

make it 18+

Then YOUR FOLLOWERS will edit your picture and Reblog it! THE GOAL OF THE GAME IS TO MAKE Y'ALL WORK TOGETHER TO MAKE SOMETHING RIDICULOUS!!

The post chosen by THE AU OWNER will be that puzzle's represented Picture

AND THEN!! IT'LL BE JUDGED BY ME

⭐TIME LIMIT

1 Week (August 1st)

⭐Winners

24

⭐Loss Punishment

(Note: you are not required to make this cannon to your AU or even participate in these punishments. I just thought it would be Fun and Silly to cause your blogs some misfortune for losing these wacky games sense: loosing a Bowser Minigame always has a terrible prize waiting for you)

Your Blog is infected with the Low Quality Virus!! All your images will be compressed and drained of their quality for the next 5 Asks/ 5 Posts!!

AS DECREED BY BOWSER

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Oh…hi there, buddy

WRS Puzzles

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Mr. WPNZ went from B cups to G cups and all it took was a time rift that injected some estrogen into his bloodstream

[starteas]

Deepest unapologies for who I’m going to become October 31st

[acggoods]

Attention every artists!!

ACGGOODS is here!!

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I wanna hit it? I get permission

Got the ladies in line, I’m on a mission

A little medical play, I’m a physician

Put the bait on the line, I’m goin’ fishin’!

Reference image

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Michael Kovach and Ms. Puzzles in Calling All Villains when?

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“MYGIRL COVATZ”. MICHAEL KOVACH POORLY SPELT?!

GUYS I’M SO SMART /silly

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GUYS THE LOGO ON THE TV IS ON BONE DRONE!!!!

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My very unhinged reaction to the new Calling All Villains trailer

GUYS I’M SCREAMING!!!

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Round One - Part One

DOODLES BY MY SON JR!!! (@purpdrawsthings )

VOTE NERDS

Wilted Rose

Amnesia

BOWSER

Voting ended onJul 28

(if Bowser wins the poll then he'll activate another Minigame OR cause a Bowser Event! and the poll will be done over again to get the real winner)

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VOTE MA BOI WRS PUZZLES!!