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damn-it-dom-hummel:

That’s amazing! I want to be a serial killer who specializes in wannabe writers and composers. What are the chances?

No, but for real, I wanted to be a cop before I realized how many fucking laws there actually were and how hard it was to follow them all. But I’d still like to be a first responder, like a firefighter or paramedic. For now I’ve just got a gig waiting tables.

...... right.

Sweet. A cop would be hard word though.

I could see you as a paramedic. You seem like a good person for that job.

Waiting tables? That’s one up from me dude. I can’t even get a paper round.

#dash; dom hummel

doobiefordylan:

I don’t really get it. Like— people having jobs that don’t make them happy? Or?

I don’t know, that’s just read the homework and try to do it.

Do you have a job? If yes, what is said job?

If no and you have previously had a job, what was that?

Tomaeto tomato.

#dash; dylan gilbert

TEXT📲 Schuesterbros

L: I don't know.

L: No.

L: ...No, she hasn't.

L: You just think she has.

T: She's got a new boyfriend and he's got a kid.

T: We've been replaced Lyn.

T: You weren't there to see how she became.

#Text #Lyndron Schuester

TEXT📲 Schuesterbros

L: Hmm... I'm sure I heard foot steps.

L: He did. Erm, I'm going to be somewhere else though. He wants to spend time with us both separate. Man to man chat or something. Probably nothing to worry about.

T: What? Why?

T: You being weird again?

T: You won't talk about the divorce Lyn. I've noticed.

T: Why not? Mom moved on.

#dash; lyndon schuester

So I have to do some homework about the types of jobs people have and the jobs people want. I don’t really wanna go talk to strangers and I feel like none of you would try and murder me so any help is much appreciated!

My answer is: I want to be a writer or composer but I’m currently a student.

#shgrstarter

TEXT📲 Schuesterbros

L: Okay. I definitely heard the door open that time.

T: I'm not falling for it.

T: What was that???

T: Dad's coming up this weekend. Did he tell you?

#Lyndon Schuester #Schuesterbros

TEXT📲 Schuesterbros

L: OK.

L: Stay frightened.

T: Wingardium Leviosa.

#Text #Schuesterbros #Lyndon Schuester

TEXT📲 Schuesterbros

L: Article 42

L: I'm turning my phone off now

T: Section B? B for bull crap.

T: No please don't. I'm frightened.

T: Expecto patronum.

#Text #Schuesterbros #Lyndon Schuester

sophevans:

Oh man. I’m glad nothing bad happened, although I couldn’t imagine anyone wanting to hurt a small child. I’m on the third floor, so.. not as safe, but I guess if you’ve left your door unlocked and nothing’s happened, I should be okay.