MINORS: This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here.
Thought I’d make one of these pined post things to introduce myself.
My name is Solanum, but you can call me Sol or Lump (or Sol Badgal if you’re epic)
I’m a 25 year old ginger, use it/she (they/them or neopronouns ok but not preferred), simultaneously demiromantic and polyamorous, exist in an asexual quantum superposition, and am a bi lesbian. Most importantly, I am also a fish
I have a degree in Physics with plans to go into a PhD program for research Astronomy. My area of focus is galaxy structure, formation, and evolution. I’m currently working on my first research papers, adapting my undergraduate thesis work into proper astronomy journal form. I love doing physics and take requests for calculations, stupid or serious (check “#lump’s calculations” for those I’ve done so far, these are my best posts by far).
Outside of research, work, and classes I can usually be found gaming, playing MTG, or putting way too much effort into my shitposts while watching something on my second monitor.
I can be found on a few other sites under the same username but am only active here, and if any mutuals want to connect on discord or steam dm me
If you take one thing away from reading this it’s GO PLAY OUTER WILDS RIGHT NOW. Do not look up anything about it, just play the game and then get your friends to play it. Then we can all talk about it. Please, I need to talk about this masterpiece with more people.
Now that you’ve learned about me I have gained access to your walls. Don’t worry, all I do is nibble a bit of drywall from time to time.
Too many fun facts below
My personal motto is: “The universe is scary and so much bigger than any of us can comprehend, so it’s our duty to fag it up as much as possible”
My plushies names:
-Tofrug: Lord Squishers
-Manatee: Weapon of Lettuce Destruction
-Reimu Fumo: Air Fried Bastard
-Hydreigon: Hans
-Vaporeon: Dihydrogen Monoxide Puppy
-Meowscarada: Greenfield
-Reshiram: Nuclear Mommy
-Gardevior: Horizon
-Blåhaj: Jimbei
-Gobbo Bard: Ga Bu
I love nature, and evergreen forests in particular. I enjoy hiking and mushroom and berry picking. Here’s a big cluster of morels I found
Here’s an overabundance of my personal top 3′s, not necessarily the three I think are best (except Outer Wilds, that’s best thing humanity has produced).
Games: Outer Wilds, FFXIV, Ori and the Will of the Wisps
Manga: One Piece, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, Dungeon Meshi
Books: Red Rising, Percy Jackson, A Song of Ice and Fire
Movies: Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Secret of Kells, Hundreds of Beavers
Shows: Orb: On the Movements of the Earth, Mob Psycho 100, Ya Boy Kongming!
Characters: Mr Torgue Highfive Flexington, Kronk, Nico Robin
Mountains: Mt. Hood, Sierra de la Laguna, Mauna Kea
Flying Critters: Giant Golden-Crowned Flying Fox, Pelican, Toucan
Landbound Creatures: Red Panda, Jumping Spider, Goliath Frog
Marine Animals: Sea Lion, Lumpfish, Giant Pacific Octopus
Pokemon: Gardevoir, Hisuian Goodra, Zekrom
Soundtracks: FFXIV, Made in Abyss, Wildfrost
Albums: Starship Velociraptor, Everything Ends (Materia), Westwinds (The Real McKenzies)
Foods: Cottage Pie, Khao Soi, my dad’s Chile Verde
Fruit: Mexican Pitaya, Atemoya, Mango, Huckleberry
Galaxy Clusters: Abell 0209, Abell 1689, macs0416
Cool galaxy pics I took with my university’s telescope
These two are the same, just with different color balancing
so back in the late 2000s/early 2010s a bunch of reddit white guys thought it would be epic and awesomesauce to tongue-in-cheekly "class up" rap music by performing as antiquated british gentlemen dandies and rapping about only the most distinguished subject matters (like the "nerdcore" craze but so much worse, genuinely) and that's how you got shit as radioactive as this
I worry a little bit that people who refuse to learn about ai as a part of their anti ai position are going to be extremely unprepared to understand what’s actually scary about it and already have their digital literacy at risk tbh
not that I am some genius in this regard but if you follow ai developments even slightly you might change the things you are most worried about. do people know the extent to which ai is already eating itself and how meaningless this is making swaths of the internet. do people know that there are plenty of random mid-sized companies today buying their employees’ likenesses to create digital clones and using these to make hundreds of videos. I am so much more worried about labor and surveillance and abuse than people becoming lazy about writing emails. and idk man I sort of like and respect people who are willfully ignorant about it as a way of minimizing its force in their lives and I am in some ways jealous but also when I see posts that basically still boil down to “chatgpt will never fool me” I am like 😭😭😭 for one thing not the only thing to be concerned about, for another thing I am really sorry but I don’t think you’re right
Theyve mobilized faster against this than anything in the past 10 years and to me that pretty much says it all and justifies what so many have said about them.
Waking up and your senses are immediately taken over by a musky smell. Trying to force your eyes open bur something is making it difficult, it feels sticky. Finally, you manage to pry your eyes open and you're met with the sight of a huge, slick cock and a hand furiously running along its shaft, slick with sweat. "Oh fuck, I'm cumming again" she says as the head of her cock explodes in your face, and you feel it soaking into your hair, and landing around your face on your pillow. you try to turn away and feel a puddle against your cheek and you realise this isn't the first time she's used your face as a cumrag in the last few hours, and not even close to the second.
"Oh hey, you're finally awake. good, I was getting bored of doing all the work myself", she says above you, grabbing your hair and shoving her cock that's somehow still hard down your throat, you gag on the taste, clearly she hasn't washed for a while. you notice a small a glint in her eyes as they take pleasure in your gagging "Oh yeah, I probably should've mentioned that I also needed something to clean my cock, it's been a while", she says with a grunt as they go deeper and deeper. pounding into your cocksleeve of a throat first thing in the morning, making you guzzle down mouthfuls upon mouthfuls of her cum.
After what feels like hours of choking on girl dick, she finally pulls out, rubbing her cock against your face. She moves down and kisses your forehead saying, "Sorry babe, I got super horny last night and you just looked so pretty while sleeping there. it just looked like you were asking for it", as she giggles. "although you look super gross now, so go clean yourself up", she finishes, as she spits in your face and walks away.
