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The wheels of justice are slow and inexorable. Their grinding, rattling progression sees the inevitability of death and taxes meted out with impartial, blindness. Which is a damn shame, ‘cause she’s missing out on one hell of a long legged, long-tailed Italian looker by doing so.~ Dear Drinkers, today’s honoree gives some much needed beauty to the legal system.

Ladies and Gentemen…

It’s Prosecutie!

This Lion-tailed Lawyer might spend his free time flirting with nurses, but he’s a tireless defender of the rights of the common folks, and utterly deserves all the recognition that can be heaped upon his slender shoulders.

A Prosecutie Ingredients:

1 3/4oz Dark Creme De Cacao

1 3/4oz Maraschino Liqueur

1 3/4oz Dry Vermouth

Ice

Chilled Rocks Glass

Special Equipment: A cocktail shaker. Making a Prosecutie:

Pour all liquor and ice into shaker.

Shake well, with medium strength. (You don’t want to froth the Creme)

Strain into glass.

Drink!

You’ve just finished making a Prosecutie!

This drink is based off of a recipe known as a Dead Lawyer, but uses dark creme instead of white to give us a drink closer to the color of Prosecutie’s mane. It also is meant to, in no way, suggest anything I’d ever like to see happen to his gorgeous-eyed charmer.

Keep sending in suggestions as to who you’d like to see made into a drink, Dear Drinkers, and Stay Thirsty, My Friends!

#alcohol #wanted to keep this

freelancefailure

Not sure why this park thought the first two sign language words they needed to teach to kids were “Ghost” and “Run”

#tagged for me #they're the most important words obviously

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#places #fav #k

pansexualpizza

“Must have reliable transportation” = “this is how we legally discriminate against poor people who take the bus”

courtcourttheshort

As someone who has held several management positions with hiring responsibility, this is true. The boss at my last job informed me before I conducted my very first I interview,

“You can’t outright ask someone if they have a car or have kids. That’s technically illegal. But you need to know because sometimes they can be deal breakers. You can just say ‘Do you have reliable transportation?’ and ‘Do you have any current circumstances that could impede you from being successful at work?’

To which the last one most people fumble and would say, “Well I have kids, so sometimes they could get sick. But that’s not often.” But then your potential employer could mark it down on your interview notes nonetheless.

I thought that maybe it was just my own employer. But now I noticed that I am asked both of these almost every time I interview for a job.

Language is very sneaky. Be careful how you answer. Corporations can be snakes.

iproposeawager

In my businesses class my professor told us that the bus counts as reliable transportation. You do not legally have to say “I take the bus” just say “yes I do have reliable transportation” and leave it at that. Do not over share. DO NOT OVER SHARE. The second question just say no. If your kids are sick call out as if you are sick. I don’t have kids but I myself can get sick and that doesn’t hinder my ability to succeed so kids getting sick shouldn’t hinder you. When I call out I give as little info as possible. No one needs to know why you call out. They can’t ask about your “illness” because it violates HIPAA if they do. So as long as you don’t offer more info than you need to you should be okay.

#signal boost #classism #sji #long post

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Nocturnal Kansas

#places #✖#colors

riskytext

roommate clogs the toilet but it’s all good cuz it’s hilarious

#video #humor

assflute

The Signs As 2015 Memes

Aries: LETS MCFREAKIN LOSE IT Taurus: sneme (snail meme) Gemini: what is iggy saying Cancer: beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure Leo: cheeky nandos Virgo: hi I’m auditioning for the role of Libra: what she says: im fine Scorpio: JUST DO IT Sagittarius: rare pepe Capricorn: [looks at smudged writing on hand] Aquarius: mmm whatcha say Pisces: left shark

#im okay with this #zodiac

headacher

#ME #mothman #humor

bunney

me: *enters a room* *x files theme starts playing*

Confirmed

*nudges boyfriend at 3 AM* pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. they’re just floating rocks in space. chad? wake up chad. listen. they’re sexless.