I roast the entire band

Hi, I'm ASPE(pronounced ACE). This blog is about me roasting the people in the WTMB.(They don't call it that) I made this because I'm fed up with their bull. If anyone from that band found this I could get kicked out but..whatever lol

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Expose some bitches

Like who? Fantazzi? Victoria? Dan? Natasha? W? I'm gonna do dan. Ugly fat ass motherfucker, he got the nerve to tell someone to shut up. You need to stop picking up the fork man, do some laps. I remember this one time my rookie year I believe, during band camp, the staff challenged us to a run if we did something and the staff ran(I don't think fantazzi fat lazy ass ran) but SUPRISINGLY Dan did. So he ran and his ass was huffing and puffing shit if only he flopped right down and died that day, maybe band would've been more enjoyable for me :-/ nah jk I don't wish death on no one but his ass tbh that's the devil himself that I personally know. Fucking asshole yo he can eat shit and die 🖑

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Tell us bout your new band!!!!

There like 2 music teachers they have a third but I don’t know him. The one that’s like the general music teacher said that he was very grateful for me coming to the school and being in the program. The other one is Russian and is the instrument instructor and he’s very very nice. He’s actually helping me and not being a cunt unlike fantazzi 😑😂 so I’m chillin

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Hey ASPE, are you ok? You've been gone and we miss u. Xoxo -Adina the Flute Player:))

Aww Adina thank you so much honey. I’m still around. You’re so sweet man honestly. I’m gonna be talking about my positive experiences in my new band now 😍😍

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The Williamstown Marching Braves are full of shit

Located in Williamstown, New Jersey. They think they’re hot Shit because their percussion section is “A1” but it’s a bunch of cucks. It’s run by some ugly ass motherfuckers who need to die. The members are cuck bitches and they think they can treat people how they want and tell people what to do. They can kiss my ass. You wanna expose me? Tell em it’s Eliza from South Philadelphia bitch 💋 this will be the end of the marching roaster. I had a great 2 years but I’m out of that school now, and out of that toxic environment. Please, still send me anons tho. Aspe stood for Angry Saxophone Player Eliza btw💋💋❤❤❤❤

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Wait indoor is still a thing??? The shit?

Mmmm no indoor is fake :/

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Hey how are you doing? are you doing indoor?

Hey I'm fine. No I'm not doing indoor that's shit lol

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Reblog if you're Anti Indoor

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Are you okay ASPE? You've been inactive on here.

Lol been busy I guess. There's not that much tea since the season is winding down

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I'm never ever doing this shit again I'm so over this. Every time I go to something related to band I get shitted on. Every practice every football game every competition, I'm sick of it. I'm high key suicidal and one of the main factors is band. I can't take it anymore. I have been more depressed than I've ever been and I can't take it anymore. Every time I go home from a comp or a game or even a practice I just want to kill myself. It doesn't make any sense. Anyone can say whatever they want to me but if I say two words I basically get told to shut up. None of my friends like me, and I'm just really questioning life. Shit probably would've never been this bad if I never joined band. This blog was made out of anger but I'm not even angry anymore, I just feel shitty. I'm tired of it. I'm tired of feeling like I wanna die.

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So guys tell me how these unprofessional ass people are still here at this band. I hope indoor gets shut down high key

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This bitch keeps being stupid and petty and the sight of her makes me high key sick. Sucks that she's a favorite in band. She can do whatever she wants and not get in trouble, but I miss for work and suddenly I'm the one hold back the fucking team. The team doesn't fucking care about me tf 😂

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I’m reporting this motherfucker to the school I am not the fucking one 😴😆

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Honestly I'm about to deactivate everything. It's high key pointless.

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material anyone?

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What the fuck is wrong with everyone tonight?! THE FIRST COMPETITION AND THEY'RE ACTIN LIKE THIS?! FUCK NO WTF. PEOPLES PARENTS ARE YELLING AT US LIKE YOURE NOT MY MOM N UR NOT MY DAD GOOD FUCKING BYE

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The drumline wants a spot on the roaster eh? Hold on 👀

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Marry, Fuck, Kill: Carrot, Buzzard & Broccoli

Marry:CarrotFuck: buzzardKill: broccoli