those ovis aren't gonna posit themselves

mostly homestuck. too damn old for this site. he/it. this blog contains adult content

[the-meat-machine]

i am going to keep writing stories about how much dirk loves to fuck puppets forever and no one can stop me

[chibicthulhu]

I was going to do a shit ton more than this, make the background really complicated and symbolic, but I decided to just stop before I ruined it any more.

[youdidnotseeme]

Another 1 am and another kurloz in a bathtub with snakes. Oh life, you are a thing. That keeps happening. 

[youdidnotseeme]

Oh look, no heels. How did that happen? TOO DISTRACTED by a certain someone. Go Snake Caliborn, go. Get that evil mime follower. 

[youdidnotseeme]

Who would have thought that drinking three bottles of wine would make you drunk? NOT ME. Drunkenly drawn Kurloz in heels IS A GO. PSSCHOOOOO. 

[machine-pancake]

 Green Gentleman

[machine-pancake]

sorry for not updating <:0 have some kanaya

[youdidnotseeme]

*laughs quietly to self as she shuffles away*

[youdidnotseeme]

Snake couch is the best couch. 

[chibicthulhu]

So, after ten thousand years missing in the depths of space I have returned from our future alien overlords. There was much probing and lobotomies.

Anyway, yeah, I’m still alive. Barely. Yeah, I’m still drawing. Sometimes. No where near as often as I should be. Certainly far more critical of what I post.

Yeah, this is technically fanart. No real surprise from me. Seems almost all of my best art is fanart. Who’d have guessed drawing other people’s characters would be so much easier than drawing your own? And yeah, I am typing this on two cups of coffee and no sleep. Go figure.

So anyway. I dunno which cherub this is. Will leave that up to you. Was kinda inspired by the now mostly defunct Haremstuck AU. Combined with this idea of an ancient, mostly forgotten, completely dead civilization. That, and Assyrian and Babylonian art. Tons of it. Maybe a bit of Mythstuck too, as I was partially inspired by early depictions of djinn. Anyway. I mainly posted this because dat detail. 8B Especially love the clothing. I think it’s my est yet, though the sleeves could be better. The throne’s nice too. Like the gryphons and the date tree. Anyway, I’ll shut up now.

[chubsintubs-blog]

team “my sibling murdered me in this timeline so why not teaming up with my dead half from another”

and no background because I’m lazy

[machine-pancake]

yis

[chibicthulhu]

Concept and lines for the Muse and Lord illustrations

[machine-pancake]

I love caliporn's  embarrassing looks :B

[machine-pancake]

I tried to post it yesterday (and thank u new followers I LOVE U)

[veliseraptor]

i am terminally A Sucker for characters who have a towering and generally earned ego about their own ability and absolutely no self-worth about themselves as a person at all. intoxicating combo.

[youdidnotseeme]

Dear anon who asked about cal/kur: WELLLPP. I’ll try to explain XD. Cal/LE is a major part of Kurloz’s religion, and basically the only thing he believes in or supports and BOY does he do that with gusto. Like 110% effort exerted. He should get a fucking scholarship in sabotaging others to further the goals of his cult/LE. So this ship isn’t about quadrants, it’s merely about TOTAL DEVOTION. Creepy  unsettling devotion (ONE OF MY SICK FAVORITES). Though don’t get me wrong, cal as we know him would probably be CREEPED OUT by kurloz. Just another creepy fucking clown following him around trying to GUIDE him. But a USEFUL clown. And because part of being a fan of HS is SPECULATION I just like to imagine an older but still Pre LE cal crashing through a dream bubble and encountering a worshipful kurloz and then they have awkward sloppy makeouts. The END. (PS: I blame universe_c for extensive encouragement of this ship through numerous AUs and their fantastic fic.)