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i am going to keep writing stories about how much dirk loves to fuck puppets forever and no one can stop me

dirkedup

a conversation between rose and dirk. a birthday gift for my friend

#homestuck #rose lalonde #dirk strider #hell yes

fiendy

#homestuck #jack noir

mechanistik

a character reference comm for @nethertrolls had a lot of fun with this comm! ♡

#homestuck #bro strider

axestuck

i got so tired of discussin my future i started avoidin the people i love evenins of silence and mornins of nausea shaking sweating i cant throw up

alpha bro scribble

#homestuck #alpha dave

greentriad

do you not regret killing your sister?

uu: OF ALL THINGS I DO NOT REGRET.

uu: THIS IS THE THING I DO NOT REGRET THE MOST.

uu: TO INSINUATE OTHERWISE. IS A GRAVE OFFENCE ON MY BEING.

uu: 10/10. WOULD KILL AGAIN.

#homestuck #caliborn

greentriad

uu: ONE UNLIKE ANY OTHER GAME YOU HAVE EVER BEFORE KNOWN.

uu: AND BEFORE YOU FUCKING ASK. NO. YOU CAN'T STEAL MY GENIUS IDEA. AS IT IS MY GAME.

uu: THE NAME OF THE GAME. IS AS FOLLOWS.

uu: "ASKS."©©©©©©

uu: IT IS A SIMPLE GAME. CONSISTING OF ONLY TWO RULES.

uu: YOU ASK MEANINGLESS QUESTIONS. BEFITTING OF THE PERVERSION IT TAKES TO WANT TO KNOW EVERY DETAIL OF MY LIFE. SEEING AS NOT JUST ANYONE CAN FIND THIS BLOG. AND YOU RECEIVE. MOST GRACIOUS INDEED.

uu: NOW. YOU INSOLENT JACKASSES MIGHT BE WONDERING. WHAT IS THE CLEVER RUSE BEHIND MY "ASKS"©. THAT I MIGHT BE KEEPING FROM YOU?

uu: BUT HERE'S THE SHITTY TWIST. THERE IS NO TWIST.

uu: I KNOW. I KNOW. IMPOSSIBLE. I DO THINK I HAVE OUTDONE MYSELF. WITH THIS PARTICULAR DEVIATION.

uu: A MAN NEEDS SOME CHANGE. ONCE IN A WHILE. YOU KNOW.

uu: ANYWAY. ENOUGH. YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. JEER ME. IF YOU DARE.

#homestuck #caliborn #oh my fucking god. that suit. incredible #oh and nice chair my lord

greentriad

My lord, how are you this handsome?

uu: IT IS ONLY NATURAL. FOR ME. AS A LORD. TO HAVE DOMINION OVER ANY AND ALL ASPECTS THAT MAKE UP THE UNIVERSE. SUCH AS BEAUTY.

uu: THE VERY BEAUTY. THAT YOU WILL ONLY EVER FIND IN MY VIRILE COMPLEXION. AND MY ARTISTRY.

uu: HERE. SINCE YOU KNOW WHAT'S UP. I WILL EVEN GRANT YOU THE PRIVILEGE. OF OBSERVING ONE OF MY FINEST WORKS YET. A SELF-PORTRAIT. DEPICTING MY HANDSOMENESS IN ALL ITS GLORY. YOU ARE WELCOME.