The Moon

The magical manifestation of the moon, so anything from a young lady to an old guy to a rabbit. She/her. Ask me stuff but be chill since IM A MINOR BE RESPECTFUL

[the-moon-deity-offical]

It’s such an ego boost when you’re tiny next to the sun and you don’t provide light but everyone chooses to stare at you instead

[queerfemme]

the moon is a lesbian and she hates terfs

[queerfemme]

the moon told me personally that she thinks you’re obnoxious and hopes you never get a girlfriend

[q-is-a-letter]

I have a theory that the moon IS a trans woman cause she’s always associated with feminine things but when we saw the craters that look like a face we called it “The Man In The Moon”. She’s a woman with a face that people may perceive as male. She’s a beautiful trans woman

[queerfemme]

[excalibelle]

the moon is a beautiful trans woman who hates terfs and shows her face every night to remind other trans women they are beautiful and strong and loved and important and wonderful and that terfs and their opinions dont matter

[hiranyaksha-deactivated20220613]

I wanna add to this if it’s ok?? In Hindu mythology, Chandra, the moon, was originally thought of as a male deity. However, as time went on, symbolism involving the moon and the name “Chandra” itself became identified with femininity, with beautiful girls being described as having “moon-like faces,” with their dark, long hair reminding lovers of the midnight sky, and names like “Nilaa” (”moon” in Tamil) and “Indu” (in Sanskrit) are now pretty much now completely girl names! 

AlsO Chandra is married to 27 wives, who are all stars. The moon is a trans lesbian and is gay for all the stars in the sky. 

[fandomssaremysoul]

Reblog if you’re gay for the trans lesbian poly moon who supports all woman.

[everyoneisgayandtrans]

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Wink

(This moon's canon labels are genderfluid, bi, and ace.)

[them-offical]

Hello, you seem like the most consequential person in the officalverse right now, tell me about yourself

@the-moon-deity-offical

Am I now?

Well, I am the head magick demon of my hell. I am also a Collecter, owning about 1 million Items, aka souls.

Why do I seem like a consequential person?

[them-offical]

I did. But what's the point of trying to prove I'm not as bad as you may think when every time I try, you brush me off as a liar and continue to think of me as an evil enslaver? There is none.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Fine, you have one chance to tell me good things about you, and I’ll jump through some sort of hoop too to make it fair.

[them-offical]

I love my sons. Both of them. Despite what Someone did, I still love him. I don't want to kill him, but I have to. He's too reckless and that will get innocent people killed.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Cut his arms off then. It’s hard to kill people with no arms.

[them-offical]

I gave him the ability to regenerate most of his body. Besides, suffering as crippled would only make him hate me more.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Not to be rude, but it’s starting to sound helicopter parentish with all the precautions.

[them-offical]

He was a mortal who wanted to fight creatures 7x his size and skill set. My bad for not wanting to send him to death.

Besides, I offered him the opportunity to train and grow, to learn, so that he could fight those monsters. But he didn't care.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

A mortal who wants to fight creatures who can crush them. You’ve met my daughter right?

[them-offical]

The one addicted to heroin?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Yes.

[them-offical]

Yes, I have. She kept saying I smell weird.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

That’s because you could not smell any more like a predator.

[them-offical]

Whatever. What about your daughter?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

You say that your son wants to fight creatures that could kill him easily. In the last month my creature has been manhandled by leural, gotten stuck in an evil lair twice, contemplated killing several people, including you, and almost superglued herself to the ground. Opossums are also horrible fighters. All their strengths are in evading conflict.

[them-offical]

Is it because of the heroin?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Probably. Opossums are usually antisocial though, so at least she’s friendly. What was my point? Oh yeah, kids will be fine.

[them-offical]

He isn't anymore. I suppose I fucked him up by trying to save him, but that isn't necessarily evil, is it?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Some things in the story don’t add up. He did all that to betray you then just settled down on earth?

[them-offical]

I don't know. Maybe it was the first portal he saw? Maybe there is something here he needs? I don't know.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

How long ago did this all happen?

[them-offical]

Oh...let me think...he was 17 when he demanded to leave hell...then 18 when he made the blade...then he joined the army at 19 and ran away from the army at 21. That was the same age he stabbed me.

So 35 - 21 = 14 years it's been.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

How many human years?

[them-offical]

A good few hundred, I do think. The math is a bit tricky for that, since demons can't agree on a conversion.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

So why was he so peaceful for so long? He lived on earth for five times as long as it took for him to stab you. If he wanted to do something he would’ve done it.

[them-offical]

I DON'T KNOW! And I could really care less. That blade is powerful, he has it, and other, much stronger things, are probably after it too.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Have you not been able to find him all these years?

[them-offical]

Yes, but then again, I had other things to deal with. I spent my nights searching for him though, until it began to effect hell's functionality.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Based on your descriptions of him he should be dead by now.

[them-offical]

No, he's alive. Despite everything, he's alive. He may have tried to hide the fact he is evil, behind his emotions, but I know. I know that he is the snake he is now. And it breaks my heart.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

…Aren’t you also evil?

[them-offical]

This again?

Sigh.

Only as evil as you think I am.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

What do you mean this again? You think I’m crazy, so why can’t I think you’re evil?

[them-offical]

Because I've explained over and over that I'm not actually evil, but you won't listen.

I don't think you are crazy, I think you are narrow minded.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

If I decided to do all the same things as you, like slavery, even if people brought it upon themselves, I would still be evil.

[them-offical]

It's not slavery. It's contracted servitude. They didn't hold their end of the deal.

I didn't trick them, I didn't force them, I didn't do anything but give them what they want for a fair price.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

I feel like you could’ve gotten similar results by running a restaurant.

[them-offical]

How?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

You give people money for work.

[them-offical]

I've already given them what they asked for! Why should I pay them more!?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

What do they usually ask for and what do you usually ask for?

[them-offical]

Money is a big one, but true love is a close second.

I usually ask for them to deliver something from hell to a creature in their realm. I give them a time limit, they choose, and send them in their way.

Most of the time they don't even bother to try and deliver it.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

They didn’t think the literal demon meant business?

[them-offical]

Im sure some did, they just didn't care. It's surprising, at first, how dumb they can be.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Do you think it’s all humans who are like that or just the majority?

[them-offical]

It isn't just humans. It's any sentient being who knew of me and had a wish. Most of them were like that, though.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

It’s funny, even though I’m based on human perception, I don’t know many humans.

[them-offical]

Humans are strange.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

You’re based on a human too.

[them-offical]

Yes, as I said before, angels and demons choose a species to be their preferred form takers depending on different factors.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Do you think I’ll die after the humans do or will I just lose my memories?

[them-offical]

Hello, you seem like the most consequential person in the officalverse right now, tell me about yourself

@the-moon-deity-offical

Am I now?

Well, I am the head magick demon of my hell. I am also a Collecter, owning about 1 million Items, aka souls.

Why do I seem like a consequential person?

[them-offical]

I did. But what's the point of trying to prove I'm not as bad as you may think when every time I try, you brush me off as a liar and continue to think of me as an evil enslaver? There is none.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Fine, you have one chance to tell me good things about you, and I’ll jump through some sort of hoop too to make it fair.

[them-offical]

I love my sons. Both of them. Despite what Someone did, I still love him. I don't want to kill him, but I have to. He's too reckless and that will get innocent people killed.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Cut his arms off then. It’s hard to kill people with no arms.

[them-offical]

I gave him the ability to regenerate most of his body. Besides, suffering as crippled would only make him hate me more.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Not to be rude, but it’s starting to sound helicopter parentish with all the precautions.

[them-offical]

He was a mortal who wanted to fight creatures 7x his size and skill set. My bad for not wanting to send him to death.

Besides, I offered him the opportunity to train and grow, to learn, so that he could fight those monsters. But he didn't care.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

A mortal who wants to fight creatures who can crush them. You’ve met my daughter right?

[them-offical]

The one addicted to heroin?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Yes.

[them-offical]

Yes, I have. She kept saying I smell weird.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

That’s because you could not smell any more like a predator.

[them-offical]

Whatever. What about your daughter?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

You say that your son wants to fight creatures that could kill him easily. In the last month my creature has been manhandled by leural, gotten stuck in an evil lair twice, contemplated killing several people, including you, and almost superglued herself to the ground. Opossums are also horrible fighters. All their strengths are in evading conflict.

[them-offical]

Is it because of the heroin?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Probably. Opossums are usually antisocial though, so at least she’s friendly. What was my point? Oh yeah, kids will be fine.

[them-offical]

He isn't anymore. I suppose I fucked him up by trying to save him, but that isn't necessarily evil, is it?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Some things in the story don’t add up. He did all that to betray you then just settled down on earth?

[them-offical]

I don't know. Maybe it was the first portal he saw? Maybe there is something here he needs? I don't know.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

How long ago did this all happen?

[them-offical]

Oh...let me think...he was 17 when he demanded to leave hell...then 18 when he made the blade...then he joined the army at 19 and ran away from the army at 21. That was the same age he stabbed me.

So 35 - 21 = 14 years it's been.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

How many human years?

[them-offical]

A good few hundred, I do think. The math is a bit tricky for that, since demons can't agree on a conversion.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

So why was he so peaceful for so long? He lived on earth for five times as long as it took for him to stab you. If he wanted to do something he would’ve done it.

[them-offical]

I DON'T KNOW! And I could really care less. That blade is powerful, he has it, and other, much stronger things, are probably after it too.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Have you not been able to find him all these years?

[them-offical]

Yes, but then again, I had other things to deal with. I spent my nights searching for him though, until it began to effect hell's functionality.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Based on your descriptions of him he should be dead by now.

[them-offical]

No, he's alive. Despite everything, he's alive. He may have tried to hide the fact he is evil, behind his emotions, but I know. I know that he is the snake he is now. And it breaks my heart.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

…Aren’t you also evil?

[them-offical]

This again?

Sigh.

Only as evil as you think I am.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

What do you mean this again? You think I’m crazy, so why can’t I think you’re evil?

[them-offical]

Because I've explained over and over that I'm not actually evil, but you won't listen.

I don't think you are crazy, I think you are narrow minded.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

If I decided to do all the same things as you, like slavery, even if people brought it upon themselves, I would still be evil.

[them-offical]

It's not slavery. It's contracted servitude. They didn't hold their end of the deal.

I didn't trick them, I didn't force them, I didn't do anything but give them what they want for a fair price.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

I feel like you could’ve gotten similar results by running a restaurant.

[them-offical]

How?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

You give people money for work.

[them-offical]

I've already given them what they asked for! Why should I pay them more!?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

What do they usually ask for and what do you usually ask for?

[them-offical]

Money is a big one, but true love is a close second.

I usually ask for them to deliver something from hell to a creature in their realm. I give them a time limit, they choose, and send them in their way.

Most of the time they don't even bother to try and deliver it.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

They didn’t think the literal demon meant business?

[them-offical]

Im sure some did, they just didn't care. It's surprising, at first, how dumb they can be.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Do you think it’s all humans who are like that or just the majority?

[them-offical]

It isn't just humans. It's any sentient being who knew of me and had a wish. Most of them were like that, though.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

It’s funny, even though I’m based on human perception, I don’t know many humans.

[them-offical]

Humans are strange.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

You’re based on a human too.

[them-offical]

Hello, you seem like the most consequential person in the officalverse right now, tell me about yourself

@the-moon-deity-offical

Am I now?

Well, I am the head magick demon of my hell. I am also a Collecter, owning about 1 million Items, aka souls.

Why do I seem like a consequential person?

[them-offical]

I did. But what's the point of trying to prove I'm not as bad as you may think when every time I try, you brush me off as a liar and continue to think of me as an evil enslaver? There is none.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Fine, you have one chance to tell me good things about you, and I’ll jump through some sort of hoop too to make it fair.

[them-offical]

I love my sons. Both of them. Despite what Someone did, I still love him. I don't want to kill him, but I have to. He's too reckless and that will get innocent people killed.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Cut his arms off then. It’s hard to kill people with no arms.

[them-offical]

I gave him the ability to regenerate most of his body. Besides, suffering as crippled would only make him hate me more.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Not to be rude, but it’s starting to sound helicopter parentish with all the precautions.

[them-offical]

He was a mortal who wanted to fight creatures 7x his size and skill set. My bad for not wanting to send him to death.

Besides, I offered him the opportunity to train and grow, to learn, so that he could fight those monsters. But he didn't care.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

A mortal who wants to fight creatures who can crush them. You’ve met my daughter right?

[them-offical]

The one addicted to heroin?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Yes.

[them-offical]

Yes, I have. She kept saying I smell weird.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

That’s because you could not smell any more like a predator.

[them-offical]

Whatever. What about your daughter?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

You say that your son wants to fight creatures that could kill him easily. In the last month my creature has been manhandled by leural, gotten stuck in an evil lair twice, contemplated killing several people, including you, and almost superglued herself to the ground. Opossums are also horrible fighters. All their strengths are in evading conflict.

[them-offical]

Is it because of the heroin?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Probably. Opossums are usually antisocial though, so at least she’s friendly. What was my point? Oh yeah, kids will be fine.

[them-offical]

He isn't anymore. I suppose I fucked him up by trying to save him, but that isn't necessarily evil, is it?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Some things in the story don’t add up. He did all that to betray you then just settled down on earth?

[them-offical]

I don't know. Maybe it was the first portal he saw? Maybe there is something here he needs? I don't know.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

How long ago did this all happen?

[them-offical]

Oh...let me think...he was 17 when he demanded to leave hell...then 18 when he made the blade...then he joined the army at 19 and ran away from the army at 21. That was the same age he stabbed me.

So 35 - 21 = 14 years it's been.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

How many human years?

[them-offical]

A good few hundred, I do think. The math is a bit tricky for that, since demons can't agree on a conversion.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

So why was he so peaceful for so long? He lived on earth for five times as long as it took for him to stab you. If he wanted to do something he would’ve done it.

[them-offical]

I DON'T KNOW! And I could really care less. That blade is powerful, he has it, and other, much stronger things, are probably after it too.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Have you not been able to find him all these years?

[them-offical]

Yes, but then again, I had other things to deal with. I spent my nights searching for him though, until it began to effect hell's functionality.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Based on your descriptions of him he should be dead by now.

[them-offical]

No, he's alive. Despite everything, he's alive. He may have tried to hide the fact he is evil, behind his emotions, but I know. I know that he is the snake he is now. And it breaks my heart.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

…Aren’t you also evil?

[them-offical]

This again?

Sigh.

Only as evil as you think I am.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

What do you mean this again? You think I’m crazy, so why can’t I think you’re evil?

[them-offical]

Because I've explained over and over that I'm not actually evil, but you won't listen.

I don't think you are crazy, I think you are narrow minded.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

If I decided to do all the same things as you, like slavery, even if people brought it upon themselves, I would still be evil.

[them-offical]

It's not slavery. It's contracted servitude. They didn't hold their end of the deal.

I didn't trick them, I didn't force them, I didn't do anything but give them what they want for a fair price.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

I feel like you could’ve gotten similar results by running a restaurant.

[them-offical]

How?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

You give people money for work.

[them-offical]

I've already given them what they asked for! Why should I pay them more!?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

What do they usually ask for and what do you usually ask for?

[them-offical]

Money is a big one, but true love is a close second.

I usually ask for them to deliver something from hell to a creature in their realm. I give them a time limit, they choose, and send them in their way.

Most of the time they don't even bother to try and deliver it.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

They didn’t think the literal demon meant business?

[them-offical]

Im sure some did, they just didn't care. It's surprising, at first, how dumb they can be.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Do you think it’s all humans who are like that or just the majority?

[them-offical]

It isn't just humans. It's any sentient being who knew of me and had a wish. Most of them were like that, though.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

It’s funny, even though I’m based on human perception, I don’t know many humans.

[them-offical]

Hello, you seem like the most consequential person in the officalverse right now, tell me about yourself

@the-moon-deity-offical

Am I now?

Well, I am the head magick demon of my hell. I am also a Collecter, owning about 1 million Items, aka souls.

Why do I seem like a consequential person?

[them-offical]

I did. But what's the point of trying to prove I'm not as bad as you may think when every time I try, you brush me off as a liar and continue to think of me as an evil enslaver? There is none.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Fine, you have one chance to tell me good things about you, and I’ll jump through some sort of hoop too to make it fair.

[them-offical]

I love my sons. Both of them. Despite what Someone did, I still love him. I don't want to kill him, but I have to. He's too reckless and that will get innocent people killed.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Cut his arms off then. It’s hard to kill people with no arms.

[them-offical]

I gave him the ability to regenerate most of his body. Besides, suffering as crippled would only make him hate me more.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Not to be rude, but it’s starting to sound helicopter parentish with all the precautions.

[them-offical]

He was a mortal who wanted to fight creatures 7x his size and skill set. My bad for not wanting to send him to death.

Besides, I offered him the opportunity to train and grow, to learn, so that he could fight those monsters. But he didn't care.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

A mortal who wants to fight creatures who can crush them. You’ve met my daughter right?

[them-offical]

The one addicted to heroin?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Yes.

[them-offical]

Yes, I have. She kept saying I smell weird.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

That’s because you could not smell any more like a predator.

[them-offical]

Whatever. What about your daughter?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

You say that your son wants to fight creatures that could kill him easily. In the last month my creature has been manhandled by leural, gotten stuck in an evil lair twice, contemplated killing several people, including you, and almost superglued herself to the ground. Opossums are also horrible fighters. All their strengths are in evading conflict.

[them-offical]

Is it because of the heroin?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Probably. Opossums are usually antisocial though, so at least she’s friendly. What was my point? Oh yeah, kids will be fine.

[them-offical]

He isn't anymore. I suppose I fucked him up by trying to save him, but that isn't necessarily evil, is it?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Some things in the story don’t add up. He did all that to betray you then just settled down on earth?

[them-offical]

I don't know. Maybe it was the first portal he saw? Maybe there is something here he needs? I don't know.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

How long ago did this all happen?

[them-offical]

Oh...let me think...he was 17 when he demanded to leave hell...then 18 when he made the blade...then he joined the army at 19 and ran away from the army at 21. That was the same age he stabbed me.

So 35 - 21 = 14 years it's been.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

How many human years?

[them-offical]

A good few hundred, I do think. The math is a bit tricky for that, since demons can't agree on a conversion.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

So why was he so peaceful for so long? He lived on earth for five times as long as it took for him to stab you. If he wanted to do something he would’ve done it.

[them-offical]

I DON'T KNOW! And I could really care less. That blade is powerful, he has it, and other, much stronger things, are probably after it too.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Have you not been able to find him all these years?

[them-offical]

Yes, but then again, I had other things to deal with. I spent my nights searching for him though, until it began to effect hell's functionality.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Based on your descriptions of him he should be dead by now.

[them-offical]

No, he's alive. Despite everything, he's alive. He may have tried to hide the fact he is evil, behind his emotions, but I know. I know that he is the snake he is now. And it breaks my heart.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

…Aren’t you also evil?

[them-offical]

This again?

Sigh.

Only as evil as you think I am.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

What do you mean this again? You think I’m crazy, so why can’t I think you’re evil?

[them-offical]

Because I've explained over and over that I'm not actually evil, but you won't listen.

I don't think you are crazy, I think you are narrow minded.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

If I decided to do all the same things as you, like slavery, even if people brought it upon themselves, I would still be evil.

[them-offical]

It's not slavery. It's contracted servitude. They didn't hold their end of the deal.

I didn't trick them, I didn't force them, I didn't do anything but give them what they want for a fair price.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

I feel like you could’ve gotten similar results by running a restaurant.

[them-offical]

How?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

You give people money for work.

[them-offical]

I've already given them what they asked for! Why should I pay them more!?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

What do they usually ask for and what do you usually ask for?

[them-offical]

Money is a big one, but true love is a close second.

I usually ask for them to deliver something from hell to a creature in their realm. I give them a time limit, they choose, and send them in their way.

Most of the time they don't even bother to try and deliver it.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

They didn’t think the literal demon meant business?

[them-offical]

Im sure some did, they just didn't care. It's surprising, at first, how dumb they can be.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Do you think it’s all humans who are like that or just the majority?

[them-offical]

Hello, you seem like the most consequential person in the officalverse right now, tell me about yourself

@the-moon-deity-offical

Am I now?

Well, I am the head magick demon of my hell. I am also a Collecter, owning about 1 million Items, aka souls.

Why do I seem like a consequential person?

[them-offical]

I did. But what's the point of trying to prove I'm not as bad as you may think when every time I try, you brush me off as a liar and continue to think of me as an evil enslaver? There is none.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Fine, you have one chance to tell me good things about you, and I’ll jump through some sort of hoop too to make it fair.

[them-offical]

I love my sons. Both of them. Despite what Someone did, I still love him. I don't want to kill him, but I have to. He's too reckless and that will get innocent people killed.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Cut his arms off then. It’s hard to kill people with no arms.

[them-offical]

I gave him the ability to regenerate most of his body. Besides, suffering as crippled would only make him hate me more.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Not to be rude, but it’s starting to sound helicopter parentish with all the precautions.

[them-offical]

He was a mortal who wanted to fight creatures 7x his size and skill set. My bad for not wanting to send him to death.

Besides, I offered him the opportunity to train and grow, to learn, so that he could fight those monsters. But he didn't care.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

A mortal who wants to fight creatures who can crush them. You’ve met my daughter right?

[them-offical]

The one addicted to heroin?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Yes.

[them-offical]

Yes, I have. She kept saying I smell weird.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

That’s because you could not smell any more like a predator.

[them-offical]

Whatever. What about your daughter?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

You say that your son wants to fight creatures that could kill him easily. In the last month my creature has been manhandled by leural, gotten stuck in an evil lair twice, contemplated killing several people, including you, and almost superglued herself to the ground. Opossums are also horrible fighters. All their strengths are in evading conflict.

[them-offical]

Is it because of the heroin?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Probably. Opossums are usually antisocial though, so at least she’s friendly. What was my point? Oh yeah, kids will be fine.

[them-offical]

He isn't anymore. I suppose I fucked him up by trying to save him, but that isn't necessarily evil, is it?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Some things in the story don’t add up. He did all that to betray you then just settled down on earth?

[them-offical]

I don't know. Maybe it was the first portal he saw? Maybe there is something here he needs? I don't know.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

How long ago did this all happen?

[them-offical]

Oh...let me think...he was 17 when he demanded to leave hell...then 18 when he made the blade...then he joined the army at 19 and ran away from the army at 21. That was the same age he stabbed me.

So 35 - 21 = 14 years it's been.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

How many human years?

[them-offical]

A good few hundred, I do think. The math is a bit tricky for that, since demons can't agree on a conversion.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

So why was he so peaceful for so long? He lived on earth for five times as long as it took for him to stab you. If he wanted to do something he would’ve done it.

[them-offical]

I DON'T KNOW! And I could really care less. That blade is powerful, he has it, and other, much stronger things, are probably after it too.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Have you not been able to find him all these years?

[them-offical]

Yes, but then again, I had other things to deal with. I spent my nights searching for him though, until it began to effect hell's functionality.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Based on your descriptions of him he should be dead by now.

[them-offical]

No, he's alive. Despite everything, he's alive. He may have tried to hide the fact he is evil, behind his emotions, but I know. I know that he is the snake he is now. And it breaks my heart.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

…Aren’t you also evil?

[them-offical]

This again?

Sigh.

Only as evil as you think I am.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

What do you mean this again? You think I’m crazy, so why can’t I think you’re evil?

[them-offical]

Because I've explained over and over that I'm not actually evil, but you won't listen.

I don't think you are crazy, I think you are narrow minded.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

If I decided to do all the same things as you, like slavery, even if people brought it upon themselves, I would still be evil.

[them-offical]

It's not slavery. It's contracted servitude. They didn't hold their end of the deal.

I didn't trick them, I didn't force them, I didn't do anything but give them what they want for a fair price.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

I feel like you could’ve gotten similar results by running a restaurant.

[them-offical]

How?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

You give people money for work.

[them-offical]

I've already given them what they asked for! Why should I pay them more!?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

What do they usually ask for and what do you usually ask for?

[them-offical]

Money is a big one, but true love is a close second.

I usually ask for them to deliver something from hell to a creature in their realm. I give them a time limit, they choose, and send them in their way.

Most of the time they don't even bother to try and deliver it.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

They didn’t think the literal demon meant business?

[them-offical]

Hello, you seem like the most consequential person in the officalverse right now, tell me about yourself

@the-moon-deity-offical

Am I now?

Well, I am the head magick demon of my hell. I am also a Collecter, owning about 1 million Items, aka souls.

Why do I seem like a consequential person?

[them-offical]

I did. But what's the point of trying to prove I'm not as bad as you may think when every time I try, you brush me off as a liar and continue to think of me as an evil enslaver? There is none.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Fine, you have one chance to tell me good things about you, and I’ll jump through some sort of hoop too to make it fair.

[them-offical]

I love my sons. Both of them. Despite what Someone did, I still love him. I don't want to kill him, but I have to. He's too reckless and that will get innocent people killed.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Cut his arms off then. It’s hard to kill people with no arms.

[them-offical]

I gave him the ability to regenerate most of his body. Besides, suffering as crippled would only make him hate me more.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Not to be rude, but it’s starting to sound helicopter parentish with all the precautions.

[them-offical]

He was a mortal who wanted to fight creatures 7x his size and skill set. My bad for not wanting to send him to death.

Besides, I offered him the opportunity to train and grow, to learn, so that he could fight those monsters. But he didn't care.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

A mortal who wants to fight creatures who can crush them. You’ve met my daughter right?

[them-offical]

The one addicted to heroin?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Yes.

[them-offical]

Yes, I have. She kept saying I smell weird.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

That’s because you could not smell any more like a predator.

[them-offical]

Whatever. What about your daughter?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

You say that your son wants to fight creatures that could kill him easily. In the last month my creature has been manhandled by leural, gotten stuck in an evil lair twice, contemplated killing several people, including you, and almost superglued herself to the ground. Opossums are also horrible fighters. All their strengths are in evading conflict.

[them-offical]

Is it because of the heroin?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Probably. Opossums are usually antisocial though, so at least she’s friendly. What was my point? Oh yeah, kids will be fine.

[them-offical]

He isn't anymore. I suppose I fucked him up by trying to save him, but that isn't necessarily evil, is it?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Some things in the story don’t add up. He did all that to betray you then just settled down on earth?

[them-offical]

I don't know. Maybe it was the first portal he saw? Maybe there is something here he needs? I don't know.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

How long ago did this all happen?

[them-offical]

Oh...let me think...he was 17 when he demanded to leave hell...then 18 when he made the blade...then he joined the army at 19 and ran away from the army at 21. That was the same age he stabbed me.

So 35 - 21 = 14 years it's been.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

How many human years?

[them-offical]

A good few hundred, I do think. The math is a bit tricky for that, since demons can't agree on a conversion.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

So why was he so peaceful for so long? He lived on earth for five times as long as it took for him to stab you. If he wanted to do something he would’ve done it.

[them-offical]

I DON'T KNOW! And I could really care less. That blade is powerful, he has it, and other, much stronger things, are probably after it too.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Have you not been able to find him all these years?

[them-offical]

Yes, but then again, I had other things to deal with. I spent my nights searching for him though, until it began to effect hell's functionality.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Based on your descriptions of him he should be dead by now.

[them-offical]

No, he's alive. Despite everything, he's alive. He may have tried to hide the fact he is evil, behind his emotions, but I know. I know that he is the snake he is now. And it breaks my heart.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

…Aren’t you also evil?

[them-offical]

This again?

Sigh.

Only as evil as you think I am.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

What do you mean this again? You think I’m crazy, so why can’t I think you’re evil?

[them-offical]

Because I've explained over and over that I'm not actually evil, but you won't listen.

I don't think you are crazy, I think you are narrow minded.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

If I decided to do all the same things as you, like slavery, even if people brought it upon themselves, I would still be evil.

[them-offical]

It's not slavery. It's contracted servitude. They didn't hold their end of the deal.

I didn't trick them, I didn't force them, I didn't do anything but give them what they want for a fair price.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

I feel like you could’ve gotten similar results by running a restaurant.

[them-offical]

How?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

You give people money for work.

[them-offical]

I've already given them what they asked for! Why should I pay them more!?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

What do they usually ask for and what do you usually ask for?

[them-offical]

Hello, you seem like the most consequential person in the officalverse right now, tell me about yourself

@the-moon-deity-offical

Am I now?

Well, I am the head magick demon of my hell. I am also a Collecter, owning about 1 million Items, aka souls.

Why do I seem like a consequential person?

[them-offical]

I did. But what's the point of trying to prove I'm not as bad as you may think when every time I try, you brush me off as a liar and continue to think of me as an evil enslaver? There is none.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Fine, you have one chance to tell me good things about you, and I’ll jump through some sort of hoop too to make it fair.

[them-offical]

I love my sons. Both of them. Despite what Someone did, I still love him. I don't want to kill him, but I have to. He's too reckless and that will get innocent people killed.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Cut his arms off then. It’s hard to kill people with no arms.

[them-offical]

I gave him the ability to regenerate most of his body. Besides, suffering as crippled would only make him hate me more.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Not to be rude, but it’s starting to sound helicopter parentish with all the precautions.

[them-offical]

He was a mortal who wanted to fight creatures 7x his size and skill set. My bad for not wanting to send him to death.

Besides, I offered him the opportunity to train and grow, to learn, so that he could fight those monsters. But he didn't care.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

A mortal who wants to fight creatures who can crush them. You’ve met my daughter right?

[them-offical]

The one addicted to heroin?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Yes.

[them-offical]

Yes, I have. She kept saying I smell weird.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

That’s because you could not smell any more like a predator.

[them-offical]

Whatever. What about your daughter?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

You say that your son wants to fight creatures that could kill him easily. In the last month my creature has been manhandled by leural, gotten stuck in an evil lair twice, contemplated killing several people, including you, and almost superglued herself to the ground. Opossums are also horrible fighters. All their strengths are in evading conflict.

[them-offical]

Is it because of the heroin?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Probably. Opossums are usually antisocial though, so at least she’s friendly. What was my point? Oh yeah, kids will be fine.

[them-offical]

He isn't anymore. I suppose I fucked him up by trying to save him, but that isn't necessarily evil, is it?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Some things in the story don’t add up. He did all that to betray you then just settled down on earth?

[them-offical]

I don't know. Maybe it was the first portal he saw? Maybe there is something here he needs? I don't know.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

How long ago did this all happen?

[them-offical]

Oh...let me think...he was 17 when he demanded to leave hell...then 18 when he made the blade...then he joined the army at 19 and ran away from the army at 21. That was the same age he stabbed me.

So 35 - 21 = 14 years it's been.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

How many human years?

[them-offical]

A good few hundred, I do think. The math is a bit tricky for that, since demons can't agree on a conversion.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

So why was he so peaceful for so long? He lived on earth for five times as long as it took for him to stab you. If he wanted to do something he would’ve done it.

[them-offical]

I DON'T KNOW! And I could really care less. That blade is powerful, he has it, and other, much stronger things, are probably after it too.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Have you not been able to find him all these years?

[them-offical]

Yes, but then again, I had other things to deal with. I spent my nights searching for him though, until it began to effect hell's functionality.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Based on your descriptions of him he should be dead by now.

[them-offical]

No, he's alive. Despite everything, he's alive. He may have tried to hide the fact he is evil, behind his emotions, but I know. I know that he is the snake he is now. And it breaks my heart.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

…Aren’t you also evil?

[them-offical]

This again?

Sigh.

Only as evil as you think I am.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

What do you mean this again? You think I’m crazy, so why can’t I think you’re evil?

[them-offical]

Because I've explained over and over that I'm not actually evil, but you won't listen.

I don't think you are crazy, I think you are narrow minded.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

If I decided to do all the same things as you, like slavery, even if people brought it upon themselves, I would still be evil.

[them-offical]

It's not slavery. It's contracted servitude. They didn't hold their end of the deal.

I didn't trick them, I didn't force them, I didn't do anything but give them what they want for a fair price.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

I feel like you could’ve gotten similar results by running a restaurant.

[them-offical]

How?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

You give people money for work.

[them-offical]

Hello, you seem like the most consequential person in the officalverse right now, tell me about yourself

@the-moon-deity-offical

Am I now?

Well, I am the head magick demon of my hell. I am also a Collecter, owning about 1 million Items, aka souls.

Why do I seem like a consequential person?

[them-offical]

I did. But what's the point of trying to prove I'm not as bad as you may think when every time I try, you brush me off as a liar and continue to think of me as an evil enslaver? There is none.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Fine, you have one chance to tell me good things about you, and I’ll jump through some sort of hoop too to make it fair.

[them-offical]

I love my sons. Both of them. Despite what Someone did, I still love him. I don't want to kill him, but I have to. He's too reckless and that will get innocent people killed.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Cut his arms off then. It’s hard to kill people with no arms.

[them-offical]

I gave him the ability to regenerate most of his body. Besides, suffering as crippled would only make him hate me more.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Not to be rude, but it’s starting to sound helicopter parentish with all the precautions.

[them-offical]

He was a mortal who wanted to fight creatures 7x his size and skill set. My bad for not wanting to send him to death.

Besides, I offered him the opportunity to train and grow, to learn, so that he could fight those monsters. But he didn't care.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

A mortal who wants to fight creatures who can crush them. You’ve met my daughter right?

[them-offical]

The one addicted to heroin?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Yes.

[them-offical]

Yes, I have. She kept saying I smell weird.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

That’s because you could not smell any more like a predator.

[them-offical]

Whatever. What about your daughter?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

You say that your son wants to fight creatures that could kill him easily. In the last month my creature has been manhandled by leural, gotten stuck in an evil lair twice, contemplated killing several people, including you, and almost superglued herself to the ground. Opossums are also horrible fighters. All their strengths are in evading conflict.

[them-offical]

Is it because of the heroin?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Probably. Opossums are usually antisocial though, so at least she’s friendly. What was my point? Oh yeah, kids will be fine.

[them-offical]

He isn't anymore. I suppose I fucked him up by trying to save him, but that isn't necessarily evil, is it?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Some things in the story don’t add up. He did all that to betray you then just settled down on earth?

[them-offical]

I don't know. Maybe it was the first portal he saw? Maybe there is something here he needs? I don't know.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

How long ago did this all happen?

[them-offical]

Oh...let me think...he was 17 when he demanded to leave hell...then 18 when he made the blade...then he joined the army at 19 and ran away from the army at 21. That was the same age he stabbed me.

So 35 - 21 = 14 years it's been.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

How many human years?

[them-offical]

A good few hundred, I do think. The math is a bit tricky for that, since demons can't agree on a conversion.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

So why was he so peaceful for so long? He lived on earth for five times as long as it took for him to stab you. If he wanted to do something he would’ve done it.

[them-offical]

I DON'T KNOW! And I could really care less. That blade is powerful, he has it, and other, much stronger things, are probably after it too.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Have you not been able to find him all these years?

[them-offical]

Yes, but then again, I had other things to deal with. I spent my nights searching for him though, until it began to effect hell's functionality.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Based on your descriptions of him he should be dead by now.

[them-offical]

No, he's alive. Despite everything, he's alive. He may have tried to hide the fact he is evil, behind his emotions, but I know. I know that he is the snake he is now. And it breaks my heart.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

…Aren’t you also evil?

[them-offical]

This again?

Sigh.

Only as evil as you think I am.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

What do you mean this again? You think I’m crazy, so why can’t I think you’re evil?

[them-offical]

Because I've explained over and over that I'm not actually evil, but you won't listen.

I don't think you are crazy, I think you are narrow minded.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

If I decided to do all the same things as you, like slavery, even if people brought it upon themselves, I would still be evil.

[them-offical]

It's not slavery. It's contracted servitude. They didn't hold their end of the deal.

I didn't trick them, I didn't force them, I didn't do anything but give them what they want for a fair price.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

I feel like you could’ve gotten similar results by running a restaurant.

[them-offical]

Hello, you seem like the most consequential person in the officalverse right now, tell me about yourself

@the-moon-deity-offical

Am I now?

Well, I am the head magick demon of my hell. I am also a Collecter, owning about 1 million Items, aka souls.

Why do I seem like a consequential person?

[them-offical]

I did. But what's the point of trying to prove I'm not as bad as you may think when every time I try, you brush me off as a liar and continue to think of me as an evil enslaver? There is none.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Fine, you have one chance to tell me good things about you, and I’ll jump through some sort of hoop too to make it fair.

[them-offical]

I love my sons. Both of them. Despite what Someone did, I still love him. I don't want to kill him, but I have to. He's too reckless and that will get innocent people killed.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Cut his arms off then. It’s hard to kill people with no arms.

[them-offical]

I gave him the ability to regenerate most of his body. Besides, suffering as crippled would only make him hate me more.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Not to be rude, but it’s starting to sound helicopter parentish with all the precautions.

[them-offical]

He was a mortal who wanted to fight creatures 7x his size and skill set. My bad for not wanting to send him to death.

Besides, I offered him the opportunity to train and grow, to learn, so that he could fight those monsters. But he didn't care.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

A mortal who wants to fight creatures who can crush them. You’ve met my daughter right?

[them-offical]

The one addicted to heroin?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Yes.

[them-offical]

Yes, I have. She kept saying I smell weird.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

That’s because you could not smell any more like a predator.

[them-offical]

Whatever. What about your daughter?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

You say that your son wants to fight creatures that could kill him easily. In the last month my creature has been manhandled by leural, gotten stuck in an evil lair twice, contemplated killing several people, including you, and almost superglued herself to the ground. Opossums are also horrible fighters. All their strengths are in evading conflict.

[them-offical]

Is it because of the heroin?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Probably. Opossums are usually antisocial though, so at least she’s friendly. What was my point? Oh yeah, kids will be fine.

[them-offical]

He isn't anymore. I suppose I fucked him up by trying to save him, but that isn't necessarily evil, is it?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Some things in the story don’t add up. He did all that to betray you then just settled down on earth?

[them-offical]

I don't know. Maybe it was the first portal he saw? Maybe there is something here he needs? I don't know.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

How long ago did this all happen?

[them-offical]

Oh...let me think...he was 17 when he demanded to leave hell...then 18 when he made the blade...then he joined the army at 19 and ran away from the army at 21. That was the same age he stabbed me.

So 35 - 21 = 14 years it's been.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

How many human years?

[them-offical]

A good few hundred, I do think. The math is a bit tricky for that, since demons can't agree on a conversion.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

So why was he so peaceful for so long? He lived on earth for five times as long as it took for him to stab you. If he wanted to do something he would’ve done it.

[them-offical]

I DON'T KNOW! And I could really care less. That blade is powerful, he has it, and other, much stronger things, are probably after it too.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Have you not been able to find him all these years?

[them-offical]

Yes, but then again, I had other things to deal with. I spent my nights searching for him though, until it began to effect hell's functionality.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Based on your descriptions of him he should be dead by now.

[them-offical]

No, he's alive. Despite everything, he's alive. He may have tried to hide the fact he is evil, behind his emotions, but I know. I know that he is the snake he is now. And it breaks my heart.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

…Aren’t you also evil?

[them-offical]

This again?

Sigh.

Only as evil as you think I am.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

What do you mean this again? You think I’m crazy, so why can’t I think you’re evil?

[them-offical]

Because I've explained over and over that I'm not actually evil, but you won't listen.

I don't think you are crazy, I think you are narrow minded.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

If I decided to do all the same things as you, like slavery, even if people brought it upon themselves, I would still be evil.

[them-offical]

Hello, you seem like the most consequential person in the officalverse right now, tell me about yourself

@the-moon-deity-offical

Am I now?

Well, I am the head magick demon of my hell. I am also a Collecter, owning about 1 million Items, aka souls.

Why do I seem like a consequential person?

[them-offical]

I did. But what's the point of trying to prove I'm not as bad as you may think when every time I try, you brush me off as a liar and continue to think of me as an evil enslaver? There is none.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Fine, you have one chance to tell me good things about you, and I’ll jump through some sort of hoop too to make it fair.

[them-offical]

I love my sons. Both of them. Despite what Someone did, I still love him. I don't want to kill him, but I have to. He's too reckless and that will get innocent people killed.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Cut his arms off then. It’s hard to kill people with no arms.

[them-offical]

I gave him the ability to regenerate most of his body. Besides, suffering as crippled would only make him hate me more.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Not to be rude, but it’s starting to sound helicopter parentish with all the precautions.

[them-offical]

He was a mortal who wanted to fight creatures 7x his size and skill set. My bad for not wanting to send him to death.

Besides, I offered him the opportunity to train and grow, to learn, so that he could fight those monsters. But he didn't care.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

A mortal who wants to fight creatures who can crush them. You’ve met my daughter right?

[them-offical]

The one addicted to heroin?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Yes.

[them-offical]

Yes, I have. She kept saying I smell weird.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

That’s because you could not smell any more like a predator.

[them-offical]

Whatever. What about your daughter?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

You say that your son wants to fight creatures that could kill him easily. In the last month my creature has been manhandled by leural, gotten stuck in an evil lair twice, contemplated killing several people, including you, and almost superglued herself to the ground. Opossums are also horrible fighters. All their strengths are in evading conflict.

[them-offical]

Is it because of the heroin?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Probably. Opossums are usually antisocial though, so at least she’s friendly. What was my point? Oh yeah, kids will be fine.

[them-offical]

He isn't anymore. I suppose I fucked him up by trying to save him, but that isn't necessarily evil, is it?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Some things in the story don’t add up. He did all that to betray you then just settled down on earth?

[them-offical]

I don't know. Maybe it was the first portal he saw? Maybe there is something here he needs? I don't know.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

How long ago did this all happen?

[them-offical]

Oh...let me think...he was 17 when he demanded to leave hell...then 18 when he made the blade...then he joined the army at 19 and ran away from the army at 21. That was the same age he stabbed me.

So 35 - 21 = 14 years it's been.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

How many human years?

[them-offical]

A good few hundred, I do think. The math is a bit tricky for that, since demons can't agree on a conversion.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

So why was he so peaceful for so long? He lived on earth for five times as long as it took for him to stab you. If he wanted to do something he would’ve done it.

[them-offical]

I DON'T KNOW! And I could really care less. That blade is powerful, he has it, and other, much stronger things, are probably after it too.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Have you not been able to find him all these years?

[them-offical]

Yes, but then again, I had other things to deal with. I spent my nights searching for him though, until it began to effect hell's functionality.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Based on your descriptions of him he should be dead by now.

[them-offical]

No, he's alive. Despite everything, he's alive. He may have tried to hide the fact he is evil, behind his emotions, but I know. I know that he is the snake he is now. And it breaks my heart.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

…Aren’t you also evil?

[them-offical]

This again?

Sigh.

Only as evil as you think I am.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

What do you mean this again? You think I’m crazy, so why can’t I think you’re evil?

[them-offical]

Hello, you seem like the most consequential person in the officalverse right now, tell me about yourself

@the-moon-deity-offical

Am I now?

Well, I am the head magick demon of my hell. I am also a Collecter, owning about 1 million Items, aka souls.

Why do I seem like a consequential person?

[them-offical]

I did. But what's the point of trying to prove I'm not as bad as you may think when every time I try, you brush me off as a liar and continue to think of me as an evil enslaver? There is none.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Fine, you have one chance to tell me good things about you, and I’ll jump through some sort of hoop too to make it fair.

[them-offical]

I love my sons. Both of them. Despite what Someone did, I still love him. I don't want to kill him, but I have to. He's too reckless and that will get innocent people killed.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Cut his arms off then. It’s hard to kill people with no arms.

[them-offical]

I gave him the ability to regenerate most of his body. Besides, suffering as crippled would only make him hate me more.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Not to be rude, but it’s starting to sound helicopter parentish with all the precautions.

[them-offical]

He was a mortal who wanted to fight creatures 7x his size and skill set. My bad for not wanting to send him to death.

Besides, I offered him the opportunity to train and grow, to learn, so that he could fight those monsters. But he didn't care.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

A mortal who wants to fight creatures who can crush them. You’ve met my daughter right?

[them-offical]

The one addicted to heroin?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Yes.

[them-offical]

Yes, I have. She kept saying I smell weird.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

That’s because you could not smell any more like a predator.

[them-offical]

Whatever. What about your daughter?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

You say that your son wants to fight creatures that could kill him easily. In the last month my creature has been manhandled by leural, gotten stuck in an evil lair twice, contemplated killing several people, including you, and almost superglued herself to the ground. Opossums are also horrible fighters. All their strengths are in evading conflict.

[them-offical]

Is it because of the heroin?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Probably. Opossums are usually antisocial though, so at least she’s friendly. What was my point? Oh yeah, kids will be fine.

[them-offical]

He isn't anymore. I suppose I fucked him up by trying to save him, but that isn't necessarily evil, is it?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Some things in the story don’t add up. He did all that to betray you then just settled down on earth?

[them-offical]

I don't know. Maybe it was the first portal he saw? Maybe there is something here he needs? I don't know.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

How long ago did this all happen?

[them-offical]

Oh...let me think...he was 17 when he demanded to leave hell...then 18 when he made the blade...then he joined the army at 19 and ran away from the army at 21. That was the same age he stabbed me.

So 35 - 21 = 14 years it's been.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

How many human years?

[them-offical]

A good few hundred, I do think. The math is a bit tricky for that, since demons can't agree on a conversion.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

So why was he so peaceful for so long? He lived on earth for five times as long as it took for him to stab you. If he wanted to do something he would’ve done it.

[them-offical]

I DON'T KNOW! And I could really care less. That blade is powerful, he has it, and other, much stronger things, are probably after it too.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Have you not been able to find him all these years?

[them-offical]

Yes, but then again, I had other things to deal with. I spent my nights searching for him though, until it began to effect hell's functionality.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Based on your descriptions of him he should be dead by now.

[them-offical]

No, he's alive. Despite everything, he's alive. He may have tried to hide the fact he is evil, behind his emotions, but I know. I know that he is the snake he is now. And it breaks my heart.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

…Aren’t you also evil?

[them-offical]

Hello, you seem like the most consequential person in the officalverse right now, tell me about yourself

@the-moon-deity-offical

Am I now?

Well, I am the head magick demon of my hell. I am also a Collecter, owning about 1 million Items, aka souls.

Why do I seem like a consequential person?

[them-offical]

I did. But what's the point of trying to prove I'm not as bad as you may think when every time I try, you brush me off as a liar and continue to think of me as an evil enslaver? There is none.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Fine, you have one chance to tell me good things about you, and I’ll jump through some sort of hoop too to make it fair.

[them-offical]

I love my sons. Both of them. Despite what Someone did, I still love him. I don't want to kill him, but I have to. He's too reckless and that will get innocent people killed.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Cut his arms off then. It’s hard to kill people with no arms.

[them-offical]

I gave him the ability to regenerate most of his body. Besides, suffering as crippled would only make him hate me more.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Not to be rude, but it’s starting to sound helicopter parentish with all the precautions.

[them-offical]

He was a mortal who wanted to fight creatures 7x his size and skill set. My bad for not wanting to send him to death.

Besides, I offered him the opportunity to train and grow, to learn, so that he could fight those monsters. But he didn't care.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

A mortal who wants to fight creatures who can crush them. You’ve met my daughter right?

[them-offical]

The one addicted to heroin?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Yes.

[them-offical]

Yes, I have. She kept saying I smell weird.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

That’s because you could not smell any more like a predator.

[them-offical]

Whatever. What about your daughter?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

You say that your son wants to fight creatures that could kill him easily. In the last month my creature has been manhandled by leural, gotten stuck in an evil lair twice, contemplated killing several people, including you, and almost superglued herself to the ground. Opossums are also horrible fighters. All their strengths are in evading conflict.

[them-offical]

Is it because of the heroin?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Probably. Opossums are usually antisocial though, so at least she’s friendly. What was my point? Oh yeah, kids will be fine.

[them-offical]

He isn't anymore. I suppose I fucked him up by trying to save him, but that isn't necessarily evil, is it?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Some things in the story don’t add up. He did all that to betray you then just settled down on earth?

[them-offical]

I don't know. Maybe it was the first portal he saw? Maybe there is something here he needs? I don't know.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

How long ago did this all happen?

[them-offical]

Oh...let me think...he was 17 when he demanded to leave hell...then 18 when he made the blade...then he joined the army at 19 and ran away from the army at 21. That was the same age he stabbed me.

So 35 - 21 = 14 years it's been.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

How many human years?

[them-offical]

A good few hundred, I do think. The math is a bit tricky for that, since demons can't agree on a conversion.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

So why was he so peaceful for so long? He lived on earth for five times as long as it took for him to stab you. If he wanted to do something he would’ve done it.

[them-offical]

I DON'T KNOW! And I could really care less. That blade is powerful, he has it, and other, much stronger things, are probably after it too.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Have you not been able to find him all these years?

[them-offical]

Yes, but then again, I had other things to deal with. I spent my nights searching for him though, until it began to effect hell's functionality.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Based on your descriptions of him he should be dead by now.

[them-offical]

Hello, you seem like the most consequential person in the officalverse right now, tell me about yourself

@the-moon-deity-offical

Am I now?

Well, I am the head magick demon of my hell. I am also a Collecter, owning about 1 million Items, aka souls.

Why do I seem like a consequential person?

[them-offical]

I did. But what's the point of trying to prove I'm not as bad as you may think when every time I try, you brush me off as a liar and continue to think of me as an evil enslaver? There is none.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Fine, you have one chance to tell me good things about you, and I’ll jump through some sort of hoop too to make it fair.

[them-offical]

I love my sons. Both of them. Despite what Someone did, I still love him. I don't want to kill him, but I have to. He's too reckless and that will get innocent people killed.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Cut his arms off then. It’s hard to kill people with no arms.

[them-offical]

I gave him the ability to regenerate most of his body. Besides, suffering as crippled would only make him hate me more.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Not to be rude, but it’s starting to sound helicopter parentish with all the precautions.

[them-offical]

He was a mortal who wanted to fight creatures 7x his size and skill set. My bad for not wanting to send him to death.

Besides, I offered him the opportunity to train and grow, to learn, so that he could fight those monsters. But he didn't care.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

A mortal who wants to fight creatures who can crush them. You’ve met my daughter right?

[them-offical]

The one addicted to heroin?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Yes.

[them-offical]

Yes, I have. She kept saying I smell weird.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

That’s because you could not smell any more like a predator.

[them-offical]

Whatever. What about your daughter?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

You say that your son wants to fight creatures that could kill him easily. In the last month my creature has been manhandled by leural, gotten stuck in an evil lair twice, contemplated killing several people, including you, and almost superglued herself to the ground. Opossums are also horrible fighters. All their strengths are in evading conflict.

[them-offical]

Is it because of the heroin?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Probably. Opossums are usually antisocial though, so at least she’s friendly. What was my point? Oh yeah, kids will be fine.

[them-offical]

He isn't anymore. I suppose I fucked him up by trying to save him, but that isn't necessarily evil, is it?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Some things in the story don’t add up. He did all that to betray you then just settled down on earth?

[them-offical]

I don't know. Maybe it was the first portal he saw? Maybe there is something here he needs? I don't know.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

How long ago did this all happen?

[them-offical]

Oh...let me think...he was 17 when he demanded to leave hell...then 18 when he made the blade...then he joined the army at 19 and ran away from the army at 21. That was the same age he stabbed me.

So 35 - 21 = 14 years it's been.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

How many human years?

[them-offical]

A good few hundred, I do think. The math is a bit tricky for that, since demons can't agree on a conversion.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

So why was he so peaceful for so long? He lived on earth for five times as long as it took for him to stab you. If he wanted to do something he would’ve done it.

[them-offical]

I DON'T KNOW! And I could really care less. That blade is powerful, he has it, and other, much stronger things, are probably after it too.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Have you not been able to find him all these years?

[them-offical]

Hello, you seem like the most consequential person in the officalverse right now, tell me about yourself

@the-moon-deity-offical

Am I now?

Well, I am the head magick demon of my hell. I am also a Collecter, owning about 1 million Items, aka souls.

Why do I seem like a consequential person?

[them-offical]

I did. But what's the point of trying to prove I'm not as bad as you may think when every time I try, you brush me off as a liar and continue to think of me as an evil enslaver? There is none.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Fine, you have one chance to tell me good things about you, and I’ll jump through some sort of hoop too to make it fair.

[them-offical]

I love my sons. Both of them. Despite what Someone did, I still love him. I don't want to kill him, but I have to. He's too reckless and that will get innocent people killed.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Cut his arms off then. It’s hard to kill people with no arms.

[them-offical]

I gave him the ability to regenerate most of his body. Besides, suffering as crippled would only make him hate me more.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Not to be rude, but it’s starting to sound helicopter parentish with all the precautions.

[them-offical]

He was a mortal who wanted to fight creatures 7x his size and skill set. My bad for not wanting to send him to death.

Besides, I offered him the opportunity to train and grow, to learn, so that he could fight those monsters. But he didn't care.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

A mortal who wants to fight creatures who can crush them. You’ve met my daughter right?

[them-offical]

The one addicted to heroin?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Yes.

[them-offical]

Yes, I have. She kept saying I smell weird.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

That’s because you could not smell any more like a predator.

[them-offical]

Whatever. What about your daughter?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

You say that your son wants to fight creatures that could kill him easily. In the last month my creature has been manhandled by leural, gotten stuck in an evil lair twice, contemplated killing several people, including you, and almost superglued herself to the ground. Opossums are also horrible fighters. All their strengths are in evading conflict.

[them-offical]

Is it because of the heroin?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Probably. Opossums are usually antisocial though, so at least she’s friendly. What was my point? Oh yeah, kids will be fine.

[them-offical]

He isn't anymore. I suppose I fucked him up by trying to save him, but that isn't necessarily evil, is it?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Some things in the story don’t add up. He did all that to betray you then just settled down on earth?

[them-offical]

I don't know. Maybe it was the first portal he saw? Maybe there is something here he needs? I don't know.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

How long ago did this all happen?

[them-offical]

Oh...let me think...he was 17 when he demanded to leave hell...then 18 when he made the blade...then he joined the army at 19 and ran away from the army at 21. That was the same age he stabbed me.

So 35 - 21 = 14 years it's been.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

How many human years?

[them-offical]

A good few hundred, I do think. The math is a bit tricky for that, since demons can't agree on a conversion.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

So why was he so peaceful for so long? He lived on earth for five times as long as it took for him to stab you. If he wanted to do something he would’ve done it.

[them-offical]

Hello, you seem like the most consequential person in the officalverse right now, tell me about yourself

@the-moon-deity-offical

Am I now?

Well, I am the head magick demon of my hell. I am also a Collecter, owning about 1 million Items, aka souls.

Why do I seem like a consequential person?

[them-offical]

I did. But what's the point of trying to prove I'm not as bad as you may think when every time I try, you brush me off as a liar and continue to think of me as an evil enslaver? There is none.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Fine, you have one chance to tell me good things about you, and I’ll jump through some sort of hoop too to make it fair.

[them-offical]

I love my sons. Both of them. Despite what Someone did, I still love him. I don't want to kill him, but I have to. He's too reckless and that will get innocent people killed.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Cut his arms off then. It’s hard to kill people with no arms.

[them-offical]

I gave him the ability to regenerate most of his body. Besides, suffering as crippled would only make him hate me more.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Not to be rude, but it’s starting to sound helicopter parentish with all the precautions.

[them-offical]

He was a mortal who wanted to fight creatures 7x his size and skill set. My bad for not wanting to send him to death.

Besides, I offered him the opportunity to train and grow, to learn, so that he could fight those monsters. But he didn't care.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

A mortal who wants to fight creatures who can crush them. You’ve met my daughter right?

[them-offical]

The one addicted to heroin?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Yes.

[them-offical]

Yes, I have. She kept saying I smell weird.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

That’s because you could not smell any more like a predator.

[them-offical]

Whatever. What about your daughter?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

You say that your son wants to fight creatures that could kill him easily. In the last month my creature has been manhandled by leural, gotten stuck in an evil lair twice, contemplated killing several people, including you, and almost superglued herself to the ground. Opossums are also horrible fighters. All their strengths are in evading conflict.

[them-offical]

Is it because of the heroin?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Probably. Opossums are usually antisocial though, so at least she’s friendly. What was my point? Oh yeah, kids will be fine.

[them-offical]

He isn't anymore. I suppose I fucked him up by trying to save him, but that isn't necessarily evil, is it?

[the-moon-deity-offical]

Some things in the story don’t add up. He did all that to betray you then just settled down on earth?

[them-offical]

I don't know. Maybe it was the first portal he saw? Maybe there is something here he needs? I don't know.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

How long ago did this all happen?

[them-offical]

Oh...let me think...he was 17 when he demanded to leave hell...then 18 when he made the blade...then he joined the army at 19 and ran away from the army at 21. That was the same age he stabbed me.

So 35 - 21 = 14 years it's been.

[the-moon-deity-offical]

How many human years?