Why, Hello

I am One of Them

[them-offical]

Them

I am a collector of sorts. My collections is vast, but I never forget an Item. One of which is amongst you.

Pronouns: He/Him (quite curious, eh?)

Background: A sort of administration from a hell. One of the Thems who collect different Items. I collect different specialized creatures.

Friend: @nowhere-offical

Offic(i)al Art:

@burning-britain-official @eredin-offical @salamander-offical @someone-official @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @fay-offical @fourth-wall-break-offical @obsesseddemonlord-offical @an-angel-offical @breadcrumb-offical @paranoia-offical

Fan Art:

@lightblueheartanontheblog

[them-offical]

i meant a different event , i know about that one

in hindsight i don't think them was a reliable source to ask about this

Mod -

I don't think so, although I probably just forgot my own lore ;-;

[them-offical]

Was there ever a big event/accident or something when they were still a family? I remember something being mentioned by (can't remember who) that involved Someone getting hurt but that's all i remember

i apologise i am a curious guy with a terrible memory 😔😔

Well, Someone went batshit crazy due to that dagger of his messing with his brain. Then, he attacked me and ran away to the Officialverse.

[them-offical]

happy pride them

Happy pride month, anon.

[them-offical]

you DO like throwing bricks dont you😔😔😔😔/silly keep doing it the mini bits of lore are tragic and really interesting to consider with the family dynamic at the same time

- 🩵

Mod -

Their family dynamic is really messed up, considering how close they were when the boys were kids

[them-offical]

ok wait i know we have someone and him’s opinion on cookies but what’s them’s

Mod -

Them loves baking, so when his sons were little, he would bake cookies. That's why his kids love cookies

[them-offical]

*glances at current events(current rp)* hey them who do you want planing your funeral

Mod -

He won't die... completely

[them-offical]

Apology cake for them 🍰

- 🩵

Well, isn't this a nice surprise? Thank you.

[nowhere-offical]

As you go about your day in The Halls, you hear a loud crash. It came from the room with Someone's body. Do you want to investigate?

- @someone-official

-Nowhere’s head snapped towards the sudden sound. They creep towards the room, peeking inside-

[someone-official]

The room looks the same, except the coffin that was once raised is now on the floor. The body is no where to be seen. All that indicates that Someone's body was there is the clover crown he wore.

[nowhere-offical]

Shit... where is it? Where's the damn body?! -Nowhere begins to walk around the room, picking up the clover crown as they do-

[someone-official]

The room is quite, too quite. The shadows elongate in the corners. You are not alone.

[nowhere-offical]

-Nowhere heads towards the door but turns around before they leave- Is anyone here?

[someone-official]

No one answers. As you turn to exit, you are face to face with Someone.

He casually rubs his neck as he speaks.

Hello Nowhere. How have you been?

[nowhere-offical]

-Nowhere steps back. They almost looked... scared-

You're supposed to be dead. How are you- Why- You're alive...

[someone-official]

He steps forward.

Of course I'm alive. You didn't think I would sit back and die like a poor, unfortunate soul, did you?

He pushed Nowhere back into the room. He didn't forget the betrayal.

[nowhere-offical]

I must be going insane. Hallucinating! You can’t be alive. You just can't...

[someone-official]

As he takes his hand away from his throat, you can see a collection of nasty scars that cover it. They crawl along and up his neck, partially on his face as well.

Wanna bet?

[nowhere-offical]

-Nowhere shivers when they see the scars-

You could just go after your actual killer. I had nothing to do with you dying! Just don't kill me... please.

[someone-official]

Oh, don't worry. Everyone who has wronged me shall pay. But why not start with Judas?

He steps forward. His hand has found his scytheKnife.

Now, why would you sell me out? What benefit could you possibly get?

[nowhere-offical]

I- I don’t know. I actually don’t know.

Listen. I’ll allow you to kill me on one condition.

[someone-official]

Humor me.

[nowhere-offical]

Don’t hurt Them. Torture me as much as you want, rip me to shreds. Just don’t hurt Them.

[someone-official]

His eyes light up, as if he was just told his answer was correct.

I thought that was a possibility. I wouldn't be surprised if he was the same for you.

He moves closer, drawing the scytheKnife from its sheath, but not transforming it.

[nowhere-offical]

-Nowhere glares as Someone draws closer. They don’t move at all, they don’t even stare at the weapon-

Do it.

[someone-official]

You have a lot more use to me now than a corpse.

Mod -

How tall is Nowhere?

[nowhere-offical]

Oh, really?

Ooc: I would say around 7’8

[someone-official]

More like...bait.

He takes a chain from his belt, wrapping it around Nowhere's leg, making him fall. As Nowhere lifts his head from the fall, Someone deploys the scythe directly on his neck.

Scream, and I'll slit your throat and make you watch as I kill Theodore.

Mod -

DAMN! Well, now I gotta figure out how to make a 5 ft guy take down an 8 ft guy XD

[nowhere-offical]

-Nowhere opens their mouth, wanting to protest but quickly closes it-

Got it, boss…

Ooc: I didn’t realize how short he was, dang!

[someone-official]

Someone drags Nowhere behind him (he's surprisingly strong for his height trust), making sure to keep the scythe positioned.

They are headed to Theodore's office.

[nowhere-offical]

-Nowhere stays silent the whole time, closely watching the scythe-

[someone-official]

As they arrive at the office, Someone wraps another chain around Nowhere's neck. It would be tight enough to stop Nowhere from talking, but not from breathing, although breathing would be a challenge.

Someone whispers to him.

Don't worry, it's only for a bit. Besides, I did fine in my chains.

He kicks the door open, pushing Nowhere inside to the floor before walking in.

(Them, Nowhere, Someone)

[them-offical]

Them whips around from his desk, eyes wide with surprise at the intrusion.

What the-

@nowhere-offical

[nowhere-offical]

-Nowhere nods towards Them. They moved away from Someone, their eyes wide with fear-

[someone-official]

Father! Fancy seeing you here, considering you killed me. Did you think I would be gone forever? Your little friend here sure as hell did.

He gestures towards Nowhere.

[them-offical]

Them stands straight. He looks at Nowhere, then glares at Someone.

What are you doing, boy? You had better be careful with your actions.

@nowhere-offical

[someone-official]

I'm doing what I was always meant to do. I am the heir, Father, and I am here to retrieve my inheritance.

[them-offical]

Them scoffs.

And why should I do that? What have you done to prove yourself? You run around, thinking yourself better than others why? Because you can fight? You are nothing but a mistake, Sebastian. A mistake I tried to fix. It seems I have failed.

[them-offical]

Why does

Why does the button

Why

Why does the ask button say eye s.

Why does the ask

Why does the ask button say eyes if you only have

If you

If you only hav.e o

have on

i don't know how to ask this in a way that doesn't sound rude and doesn't mean i have to run away very quickly sorry them

this whole ask is /silly + hj ok

ok im very very sorry for this dumb ask mod you can set me on fire now - 🩵

...HOW ABOUT I STAB YOU IN THE EYES YOU LITTLE BI-

Mod -

we cut that off real quick. Anyways, you can send anything, but it's at your own risk lol!

[nowhere-offical]

As you go about your day in The Halls, you hear a loud crash. It came from the room with Someone's body. Do you want to investigate?

- @someone-official

-Nowhere’s head snapped towards the sudden sound. They creep towards the room, peeking inside-

[someone-official]

The room looks the same, except the coffin that was once raised is now on the floor. The body is no where to be seen. All that indicates that Someone's body was there is the clover crown he wore.

[nowhere-offical]

Shit... where is it? Where's the damn body?! -Nowhere begins to walk around the room, picking up the clover crown as they do-

[someone-official]

The room is quite, too quite. The shadows elongate in the corners. You are not alone.

[nowhere-offical]

-Nowhere heads towards the door but turns around before they leave- Is anyone here?

[someone-official]

No one answers. As you turn to exit, you are face to face with Someone.

He casually rubs his neck as he speaks.

Hello Nowhere. How have you been?

[nowhere-offical]

-Nowhere steps back. They almost looked... scared-

You're supposed to be dead. How are you- Why- You're alive...

[someone-official]

He steps forward.

Of course I'm alive. You didn't think I would sit back and die like a poor, unfortunate soul, did you?

He pushed Nowhere back into the room. He didn't forget the betrayal.

[nowhere-offical]

I must be going insane. Hallucinating! You can’t be alive. You just can't...

[someone-official]

As he takes his hand away from his throat, you can see a collection of nasty scars that cover it. They crawl along and up his neck, partially on his face as well.

Wanna bet?

[nowhere-offical]

-Nowhere shivers when they see the scars-

You could just go after your actual killer. I had nothing to do with you dying! Just don't kill me... please.

[someone-official]

Oh, don't worry. Everyone who has wronged me shall pay. But why not start with Judas?

He steps forward. His hand has found his scytheKnife.

Now, why would you sell me out? What benefit could you possibly get?

[nowhere-offical]

I- I don’t know. I actually don’t know.

Listen. I’ll allow you to kill me on one condition.

[someone-official]

Humor me.

[nowhere-offical]

Don’t hurt Them. Torture me as much as you want, rip me to shreds. Just don’t hurt Them.

[someone-official]

His eyes light up, as if he was just told his answer was correct.

I thought that was a possibility. I wouldn't be surprised if he was the same for you.

He moves closer, drawing the scytheKnife from its sheath, but not transforming it.

[nowhere-offical]

-Nowhere glares as Someone draws closer. They don’t move at all, they don’t even stare at the weapon-

Do it.

[someone-official]

You have a lot more use to me now than a corpse.

Mod -

How tall is Nowhere?

[nowhere-offical]

Oh, really?

Ooc: I would say around 7’8

[someone-official]

More like...bait.

He takes a chain from his belt, wrapping it around Nowhere's leg, making him fall. As Nowhere lifts his head from the fall, Someone deploys the scythe directly on his neck.

Scream, and I'll slit your throat and make you watch as I kill Theodore.

Mod -

DAMN! Well, now I gotta figure out how to make a 5 ft guy take down an 8 ft guy XD

[nowhere-offical]

-Nowhere opens their mouth, wanting to protest but quickly closes it-

Got it, boss…

Ooc: I didn’t realize how short he was, dang!

[someone-official]

Someone drags Nowhere behind him (he's surprisingly strong for his height trust), making sure to keep the scythe positioned.

They are headed to Theodore's office.

[nowhere-offical]

-Nowhere stays silent the whole time, closely watching the scythe-

[someone-official]

As they arrive at the office, Someone wraps another chain around Nowhere's neck. It would be tight enough to stop Nowhere from talking, but not from breathing, although breathing would be a challenge.

Someone whispers to him.

Don't worry, it's only for a bit. Besides, I did fine in my chains.

He kicks the door open, pushing Nowhere inside to the floor before walking in.

(Them, Nowhere, Someone)

[them-offical]

Them whips around from his desk, eyes wide with surprise at the intrusion.

What the-

@nowhere-offical

[nowhere-offical]

-Nowhere nods towards Them. They moved away from Someone, their eyes wide with fear-

[someone-official]

Father! Fancy seeing you here, considering you killed me. Did you think I would be gone forever? Your little friend here sure as hell did.

He gestures towards Nowhere.

[them-offical]

Them stands straight. He looks at Nowhere, then glares at Someone.

What are you doing, boy? You had better be careful with your actions.

@nowhere-offical

[nowhere-offical]

As you go about your day in The Halls, you hear a loud crash. It came from the room with Someone's body. Do you want to investigate?

- @someone-official

-Nowhere’s head snapped towards the sudden sound. They creep towards the room, peeking inside-

[someone-official]

The room looks the same, except the coffin that was once raised is now on the floor. The body is no where to be seen. All that indicates that Someone's body was there is the clover crown he wore.

[nowhere-offical]

Shit... where is it? Where's the damn body?! -Nowhere begins to walk around the room, picking up the clover crown as they do-

[someone-official]

The room is quite, too quite. The shadows elongate in the corners. You are not alone.

[nowhere-offical]

-Nowhere heads towards the door but turns around before they leave- Is anyone here?

[someone-official]

No one answers. As you turn to exit, you are face to face with Someone.

He casually rubs his neck as he speaks.

Hello Nowhere. How have you been?

[nowhere-offical]

-Nowhere steps back. They almost looked... scared-

You're supposed to be dead. How are you- Why- You're alive...

[someone-official]

He steps forward.

Of course I'm alive. You didn't think I would sit back and die like a poor, unfortunate soul, did you?

He pushed Nowhere back into the room. He didn't forget the betrayal.

[nowhere-offical]

I must be going insane. Hallucinating! You can’t be alive. You just can't...

[someone-official]

As he takes his hand away from his throat, you can see a collection of nasty scars that cover it. They crawl along and up his neck, partially on his face as well.

Wanna bet?

[nowhere-offical]

-Nowhere shivers when they see the scars-

You could just go after your actual killer. I had nothing to do with you dying! Just don't kill me... please.

[someone-official]

Oh, don't worry. Everyone who has wronged me shall pay. But why not start with Judas?

He steps forward. His hand has found his scytheKnife.

Now, why would you sell me out? What benefit could you possibly get?

[nowhere-offical]

I- I don’t know. I actually don’t know.

Listen. I’ll allow you to kill me on one condition.

[someone-official]

Humor me.

[nowhere-offical]

Don’t hurt Them. Torture me as much as you want, rip me to shreds. Just don’t hurt Them.

[someone-official]

His eyes light up, as if he was just told his answer was correct.

I thought that was a possibility. I wouldn't be surprised if he was the same for you.

He moves closer, drawing the scytheKnife from its sheath, but not transforming it.

[nowhere-offical]

-Nowhere glares as Someone draws closer. They don’t move at all, they don’t even stare at the weapon-

Do it.

[someone-official]

You have a lot more use to me now than a corpse.

Mod -

How tall is Nowhere?

[nowhere-offical]

Oh, really?

Ooc: I would say around 7’8

[someone-official]

More like...bait.

He takes a chain from his belt, wrapping it around Nowhere's leg, making him fall. As Nowhere lifts his head from the fall, Someone deploys the scythe directly on his neck.

Scream, and I'll slit your throat and make you watch as I kill Theodore.

Mod -

DAMN! Well, now I gotta figure out how to make a 5 ft guy take down an 8 ft guy XD

[nowhere-offical]

-Nowhere opens their mouth, wanting to protest but quickly closes it-

Got it, boss…

Ooc: I didn’t realize how short he was, dang!

[someone-official]

Someone drags Nowhere behind him (he's surprisingly strong for his height trust), making sure to keep the scythe positioned.

They are headed to Theodore's office.

[nowhere-offical]

-Nowhere stays silent the whole time, closely watching the scythe-

[someone-official]

As they arrive at the office, Someone wraps another chain around Nowhere's neck. It would be tight enough to stop Nowhere from talking, but not from breathing, although breathing would be a challenge.

Someone whispers to him.

Don't worry, it's only for a bit. Besides, I did fine in my chains.

He kicks the door open, pushing Nowhere inside to the floor before walking in.

(Them, Nowhere, Someone)

[them-offical]

Them whips around from his desk, eyes wide with surprise at the intrusion.

What the-

@nowhere-offical

[them-offical]

wait I get it, I think the / is the / in pronouns:

he/him

(I am the anon from earlier who was asking about pronouns btw)

Mod -

THATS WHAT I WAS SAYING!

[them-offical]

Who tf is burn? Also your main is on your pinned post also

- 💀

Mod -

Yes, but you were on my main first. And my officalverse blogs are not tagged on my main

[them-offical]

So you know my main eh? What is it? And other anon I meant / not / also I'm chaos maker to you

- 💀

Mod -

Burn. Burn. I can see when you like posts. You've also sent these asks on my main too. I know it's you.

[them-offical]

I think 💀 meant "i" just in italics(??)

Mod -

I in italics vs. /

They look the same, but I know his main and backslash offical would def be something he would say lol

[them-offical]

What about /?

- 💀

Mod -

If you wanna make a backslash offical, go for it man