Averyy

There are so many Averys here :0

[the-mostest-mayo]

How do I intro????

Hi everyone! Lot of people using this app, I saw a lot of mes in here, soooo... I wanted to try as well!

I'm Avery! I like to play skywars a lot! I should be champion, ngl XP

If I had to say anything else, I guess just that something weird happened to me a little while back, I kinda woke up on the floor, with my laptop screen displaying a message that I had been kicked out of a Minecraft world I don't remember last playing in- and also there are two videos I don't remember posting on my YouTube, but, whatever, I guess

Anyway, I guess that's it lol Ask me things :P

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Blog mod: @nonbinarydrizzile Heyo! I'm Tae, the mod of this blog! (and PFP artist as well) I made this just for fun, I'm in no way affiliated with Wifies, and the character belongs to him. This blog is gonna be taking place AFTER the events of Destroying A World That Doesn't Exist, but I will take roleplay asks from any other timeline (just for funsies), so if anyone wants to confuse Avery by bringing up d3rlord3 or the KIY, go ahead.

Anyway- Here are the basic rules: -No nsfw; -Keep things friendly (there's a real person behind the blog); -Addressing the admin directly is allowed, just don't overdo it (this is still an rp blog); -Do not spam the inbox (your ask will be answered soon enough, be patient); -Swearing is allowed, just don't use any slurs please.

[the-mostest-mayo]

OOC

Sorry for the sudden silence, I'm just gonna be a little busy for a while. I'll post whenever I get the chance.

[sliming-it]

I heard the news! You're dating your Derek? :0 Congrats!! I'm happy for you :D

@the-mostest-mayo

Thanks!

I can call you mayo, right?

[the-mostest-mayo]

No problem! And yeah! You can call me Mayo :]

[the-mostest-mayo]

Soooo... I decided to ask Sev to help hack our way back into that weird Minecraft world I was kicked out of, and to see if we could find anything out. And they did... but unlike what I had in the videos in my channel, nothing weird happened in it, whatever was in that world before is gone now, so Sev decided to see if they could do anything about the missing footage from d3rlord3. I'm hoping to find clues, but if nothing turns up... I don't know what to do :(

[the-mostest-mayo]

I caught one in a boat, the other one is roaming freely in my mines. And then I ask myself... why is my roommate inside my single-player world... twice?

[hall4parade]

You know how to hack, right? Can you help me with my troubles? :]

@the-mostest-mayo

Uhhh... sure.

Also, Avery, I cannot stress this enough... You can LITERALLY talk to me in person

[the-mostest-mayo]

C'mooooon, you're chronically online! It's easier to talk to you online than it is in person :P Literally. If I walk into your room right now, you'll be playing Undertale Yellow like your life depends on it

[the-mostest-mayo]

Yo @hall4parade open your inbox, please

[hall4parade]

My room is next to yours, why'd you make a whole post????

[the-mostest-mayo]

Because I can :]

[the-mostest-mayo]

Yo @hall4parade open your inbox, please

[sliming-it]

I may or may not have dragged someone into my mess, what do I do now? :]...

@the-mostest-mayo

...Depends on who.

[the-mostest-mayo]

A friend. I feel like I shouldn't have dragged them into it, but... now it's too late :]

[sliming-it]

well technically i dragged a 16 year old into my problems.... though it probabaly would have been involved anyway.

[the-mostest-mayo]

Soooo... technically... it's okay, right?

[sliming-it]

I may or may not have dragged someone into my mess, what do I do now? :]...

@the-mostest-mayo

...Depends on who.

[the-mostest-mayo]

A friend. I feel like I shouldn't have dragged them into it, but... now it's too late :]

[the-mostest-mayo]

Psh... Imagine getting a roommate just out of fear of being alone because there's a possibility your life is in danger... couldn't be me 👀💦

[hall4parade]

Yuh-huh... drag someone just as scared as you along, that'll make things safer

[the-mostest-mayo]

WHY'D YOU REBLOG?! YOU CAN LITERALLY COME TALK TO ME! Also- YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE >:(

[the-mostest-mayo]

Psh... Imagine getting a roommate just out of fear of being alone because there's a possibility your life is in danger... couldn't be me 👀💦

[sliming-it]

Huh... What's all this happening here? Also... Hi! Uh... I dunno what I meant to say here, whoops :P

@the-mostest-mayo

Oh. It's you.

The king lives in my head now. i keep feeding him doritos.

I hate this timeline.

[the-mostest-mayo]

Huh... this is weirder than I thought it'd be... anyway... Doritos! :D Can I have some? I haven't eaten anything in a while, I should probably go out and buy stuff some time

[sliming-it]

And why haven't you eaten?

He gives the doritos anyway

There's no point, we already know the answer-

SHUT.

[the-mostest-mayo]

Oh yeah, just some weird stuff that happened a while back that I finally decided to look through-

He takes the doritos

Thanks! :D Anyway- after I looked through it, I kinda just sat in my room for the rest of the day

[sliming-it]

Please eat.

I hope you choke on those fucking chips-

Avery proceeds to chug a pudding cup.

[the-mostest-mayo]

Okay- I'm eating-

He munches on the doritos

So... Is this because of the King in Piss? Like... I have no memories of anything, but judging by the things I watched, I can kinda make that assumption

[sliming-it]

Uhhhh yeah you could say that.

He tried fusing to keep his little bird safe, but due to his biology as a slime, it split my conciousness into my original form and his body.

And him acting up gives me an excuse to be a big back.

[the-mostest-mayo]

Huh... "little bird"?.. Uhh... right, I can't rely on my memory right now... Anyway... have some extra pudding then, I want the Piss King to know that I'm planning on being a menace to him as well from here on out >:]

[sliming-it]

"Little bird" referring to the man he says hes not dating but is very much in love with.

Avery proceeds to knock several pudding cups back like shots.

[the-mostest-mayo]

Does he mean the d3rlord3 guy?.. huh... alright, I won't ask, that sounds personal

he's still eating the doritos given to him

I wonder what else he hates

[sliming-it]

I am not telling you.

He hates being treated like an animal.

[the-mostest-mayo]

I can't imagine anyone who would like being treated like an animal tbh Anyway... uhh... I guess uhm... I should find try to find out what happened to d3rlord3, now that I've been reminded of it... I don't know exactly what I'd do though, so... I'm kinda lost

[sliming-it]

Imeannn

I kinda have infinite knowledge and while I can't tell you stuff directly, i can help?

[the-mostest-mayo]

If you could! I mean... I don't wanna bother you too much. You seem like you have more problems than me right now

[sliming-it]

If I eat enough, he's a nonissue. And i dont really overeat, i just kinda gain mass.

[the-mostest-mayo]

If you say so... I could use the help, yeah :]

[sliming-it]

Okay!

[the-mostest-mayo]

And... thanks, by the way! It's been a weird past couple of days, so I'm glad to get some help with this :]

[the-mostest-mayo]

I'm gonna go eat

Food break!!! YYAAAAAAAYYYYY

[sliming-it]

Huh... What's all this happening here? Also... Hi! Uh... I dunno what I meant to say here, whoops :P

@the-mostest-mayo

Oh. It's you.

The king lives in my head now. i keep feeding him doritos.

I hate this timeline.

[the-mostest-mayo]

Huh... this is weirder than I thought it'd be... anyway... Doritos! :D Can I have some? I haven't eaten anything in a while, I should probably go out and buy stuff some time

[sliming-it]

And why haven't you eaten?

He gives the doritos anyway

There's no point, we already know the answer-

SHUT.

[the-mostest-mayo]

Oh yeah, just some weird stuff that happened a while back that I finally decided to look through-

He takes the doritos

Thanks! :D Anyway- after I looked through it, I kinda just sat in my room for the rest of the day

[sliming-it]

Please eat.

I hope you choke on those fucking chips-

Avery proceeds to chug a pudding cup.

[the-mostest-mayo]

Okay- I'm eating-

He munches on the doritos

So... Is this because of the King in Piss? Like... I have no memories of anything, but judging by the things I watched, I can kinda make that assumption

[sliming-it]

Uhhhh yeah you could say that.

He tried fusing to keep his little bird safe, but due to his biology as a slime, it split my conciousness into my original form and his body.

And him acting up gives me an excuse to be a big back.

[the-mostest-mayo]

Huh... "little bird"?.. Uhh... right, I can't rely on my memory right now... Anyway... have some extra pudding then, I want the Piss King to know that I'm planning on being a menace to him as well from here on out >:]

[sliming-it]

"Little bird" referring to the man he says hes not dating but is very much in love with.

Avery proceeds to knock several pudding cups back like shots.

[the-mostest-mayo]

Does he mean the d3rlord3 guy?.. huh... alright, I won't ask, that sounds personal

he's still eating the doritos given to him

I wonder what else he hates

[sliming-it]

I am not telling you.

He hates being treated like an animal.

[the-mostest-mayo]

I can't imagine anyone who would like being treated like an animal tbh Anyway... uhh... I guess uhm... I should find try to find out what happened to d3rlord3, now that I've been reminded of it... I don't know exactly what I'd do though, so... I'm kinda lost

[sliming-it]

Imeannn

I kinda have infinite knowledge and while I can't tell you stuff directly, i can help?

[the-mostest-mayo]

If you could! I mean... I don't wanna bother you too much. You seem like you have more problems than me right now

[sliming-it]

If I eat enough, he's a nonissue. And i dont really overeat, i just kinda gain mass.

[the-mostest-mayo]

If you say so... I could use the help, yeah :]

[sliming-it]

Huh... What's all this happening here? Also... Hi! Uh... I dunno what I meant to say here, whoops :P

@the-mostest-mayo

Oh. It's you.

The king lives in my head now. i keep feeding him doritos.

I hate this timeline.

[the-mostest-mayo]

Huh... this is weirder than I thought it'd be... anyway... Doritos! :D Can I have some? I haven't eaten anything in a while, I should probably go out and buy stuff some time

[sliming-it]

And why haven't you eaten?

He gives the doritos anyway

There's no point, we already know the answer-

SHUT.

[the-mostest-mayo]

Oh yeah, just some weird stuff that happened a while back that I finally decided to look through-

He takes the doritos

Thanks! :D Anyway- after I looked through it, I kinda just sat in my room for the rest of the day

[sliming-it]

Please eat.

I hope you choke on those fucking chips-

Avery proceeds to chug a pudding cup.

[the-mostest-mayo]

Okay- I'm eating-

He munches on the doritos

So... Is this because of the King in Piss? Like... I have no memories of anything, but judging by the things I watched, I can kinda make that assumption

[sliming-it]

Uhhhh yeah you could say that.

He tried fusing to keep his little bird safe, but due to his biology as a slime, it split my conciousness into my original form and his body.

And him acting up gives me an excuse to be a big back.

[the-mostest-mayo]

Huh... "little bird"?.. Uhh... right, I can't rely on my memory right now... Anyway... have some extra pudding then, I want the Piss King to know that I'm planning on being a menace to him as well from here on out >:]

[sliming-it]

"Little bird" referring to the man he says hes not dating but is very much in love with.

Avery proceeds to knock several pudding cups back like shots.

[the-mostest-mayo]

Does he mean the d3rlord3 guy?.. huh... alright, I won't ask, that sounds personal

he's still eating the doritos given to him

I wonder what else he hates

[sliming-it]

I am not telling you.

He hates being treated like an animal.

[the-mostest-mayo]

I can't imagine anyone who would like being treated like an animal tbh Anyway... uhh... I guess uhm... I should find try to find out what happened to d3rlord3, now that I've been reminded of it... I don't know exactly what I'd do though, so... I'm kinda lost

[sliming-it]

Imeannn

I kinda have infinite knowledge and while I can't tell you stuff directly, i can help?

[the-mostest-mayo]

If you could! I mean... I don't wanna bother you too much. You seem like you have more problems than me right now

[the-mostest-mayo]

hello other avery!!!!!!!!!

hmmm if you could be any animal,, what animal would you be? :>

-@averythemayo-iest

Another Avery!! Hiiii!!!!

I guess I would be like... uhh... probably a dog! A golden retriever sounds fun! :D