Pandora

I might post I might be to busy eating isopods off the floor of my cell

[the-muffin]

Reading smut in class trying not to bawl my eyes out cause whenever I feel turned on in any sense of the word I cry

Hrm I wonder why

[jodymillsnumber1fan]

i watched saw for the first time last night. I am a changed woman.

[the-muffin]

when your grandma utters something about I saw the tv glow being a sin but it’s not in the way you might think

(She said it’s a sin that the main character never got to live there life the way they wanted)

[the-muffin]

“If you wouldn’t date a black person your racist!”

I like ugly guys and black people like actually do not have the power to be ugly?????

[rainingtoomuch]

drew my stupid bill mii on tomodachi life (3ds one because I'm too broke for the new one)

[the-muffin]

Why tf did my parents buy me an iced coffee at 9 o’clock I can’t sleep

[the-muffin]

As much as ai sucks balls I hate those posts that are like “if you use c.ai your f/o wouldn’t love you” you don’t know shiii about my f/o

[the-muffin]

Today @transmasculinesonic said to me and I quote “isn’t that your type though insufferable twinky nerds who know nothing about anything except there one thing”

Alright 😒

[evandorkin]

hello, Mr. Dorkin! I'm a big fan of your work! Especially The Eltingville Club :-). I made a silly drawing of me and Josh. Do you think we match eachother?

Forget matching, it looks like you're both melting into each other to form one being. Good luck in your new life form.

[evandorkin]

Is Joe single and..... and ready to mingle...?

Sincerely,

Joe's fiancée.

Joe's fictional.

[laweakosmica]

The girls from Eltingville, I love women, they're prettier than the ugly guys at the club blehhhhhj

[the-muffin]

Parents be borderline abusive and yet my biggest issue is that a boy doesn’t like me I gotta get my priorities straight

[the-muffin]

I hate school breaks they give me time to actually be sad instead of being surrounded by people and being jolly all the time

[the-muffin]

Ohhh fuck face gave her the cave water ohhhhhhhhh that’s why she started having a stroke

[the-muffin]

Im so pissed it’s been five hours and im still fuming that’s it im canceling scary movie 7

[the-muffin]

I’m a firm believer that your penis can be to big but can not be to small

[iso7010]

he cant reclaim that yet