Red Menace

30 something. Trans. She/They. Call me Red. This is a side blog for mostly horny/kink posting. If you follow my main at least be cool about it (irls if you find me here, I’m so sorry)

[the-notorious-agp]

Never thought I’d be able to say JKR inspired me to create something but here we are.

Reblob if you too are a member of the gender taliban or if you just receive special dispensation for you are a holy caste.

[the-notorious-agp]

Good morning gay perverts who live in my phone. I’m dying my hair today so here have a video of me putting on black nitrile gloves. For perfectly normal reasons.

[c0ulrophilia]

Unenthusiastic pitjob is no longer enough. pitjob from a girl who wants to actually kill your for making her do something so gross and weird

[fertilefloor]

ugghhhh mommm don't call it fauxcest 🙄

[cute-t-princess]

My girlfriend told me she's upset that she never got to fuck me in the bed I shared with my ex wife and ... Erm ... Yeah ... I'm very normal about that 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[cult-of-lilith]

"Look at that! It fits perfectly, like you were just made for me" said with a sickly sweet tone as you are practically sobbing from the painful feeling of having your asshole stretched far beyond what you're used to

[babydollcasket]

getting horny from making someone else horny is so much more fun

[soldier-exclipse]

[goldensunset]

per my last desperate howl at the heavens,

[the-notorious-agp]

that's me!! the pervert in the phone!!

Hiiiiiiiii

You should objectify me a little bit in that case 💜

[the-notorious-agp]

Has anyone considered though, girl bulge in white cotton panties?

[the-notorious-agp]

Good morning perverts in my phone

[boringkate]

We need to invent a socially acceptable way of bragging about your girlfriend's dick. Like I'm just supposed to not say anything about it? Even if it's beautiful!? Fucked up.

[the-notorious-agp]

Has anyone considered though, girl bulge in white cotton panties?

[sleepdeprivedmint]

"I want you to take my son out of that- killing machine!"

"Sir, your daughter is unironically more terrifying than the mech we've put her in. We've drugged her, eviscerated any trace of her mind, left nothing but animalistic rage, and then we augmented the ever loving shit out of her. She's in the mech for our safety."

[the-notorious-agp]

Had an idea for a new impact toy with leather and metal spikes. Unfortunately upon assembly I appear to have accidentally invented a knuckle duster

[inforapennyinforapunned]

Even the top says awawa

[laurawful]

"momcon" is actually short for "mom consent" where mommy consents for you so you don't have to :)