I'm in too many fandoms.

Hannah | 26 ♎ | (she/her or they/them) | queer

[warmleveret-deactivated20170910]

as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi 

[nenchaenmoved-blog]

can y'all stop just throwing random words together and expecting us to understand it

[re-bee-key]

you had to be there

[konohahater]

car is a sentient beast that eats dollars and can tell when you have money in your bank account

[konohahater]

🎯

[hiveswap]

Horses are also expensive horses that love to die aren't they

[chronicallyhomoerotic]

this is a poem. To me.

[fallingtowers]

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

Damn. That really is a grackle.

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[laterkiss]

i have this deadly sickness called remembering

[laterkiss]

don't even remember posting this

[transmechanicus]

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

[vmprblood]

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

[transmechanicus]

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[didderd-reblogs]

[echokelly]

I love it when people describe something that's too big as "fuck off". like this thing is so large. leave.

[macabrevampire]

it probably feels good as fuck to have the energy to live

[write-with-will]

went to bed w no ao3….. woke up to no ao3….. what is this hell…

[elliespectacular]

"you wouldn't want that in real life" yeah i know it's called playing pretend, try to keep up

[sweatermuppet]

very skilled at having a headache

[ginwuh]

tumblr is my little vague diary. you guys know nothing and everything.

[buckleybeat]

Claim your “Kali and Erica as women of color deserved better writers” ticket here!

These divas will always be famous to me

[insecuregodcomplex]

“ten years ago” and it’s 2016 oh ill throw up

[loverofallthingsround]

fat as fuck transgender men are so hot genuinely