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Hello I am Jonathan levi, a professor and a single father

Hello I am nathan bateman, you know who i am or you wouldn't be here so why even bother

Hello ,I am Victor frankenstein, I made life

Cecil here! Got beer?

I am poe dameron, married to finn, general in the resistance

Request characters: open

NSFW allowed only if I can see your age.

[alechugh]

Nathan Bateman free feet pics🤤👅👅👅

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Delete this. - nathan

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Why would i delete it…?

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Ill have you know my feet are very expensive and NOT free! -Nathan

[alechugh]

Nathan Bateman free feet pics🤤👅👅👅

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Delete this. - nathan

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victor ive been told im sick and only have a few hours to live is this true coughs in your face

Can I have your body parts when you die?

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Oh god, he’s gonna create a new son just to hate him

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I do not create kids to hate them, I just make them and get dissapointed they dont turn out exactly what I wanted them to be.

The first one was stupid tho, like how can you NOT speak perfect English at 3 days old. Unbelievable

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victor ive been told im sick and only have a few hours to live is this true coughs in your face

Can I have your body parts when you die?

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teehee you guys are funny . who’s the funniest though ? tell us a joke , all of you .

Why did the chicken cross the road? To leave me just like mirah did

I was gonna make a joke about the millennium falcon but it might fly over your head

Whats the difference between a computer and a woman? I get turned on by computers, fuck sorry I meant I can turn on a computer ..i mean a woman! I mean ,Forget it.

A horse walks in to a bar, the bartender asks it "why the long face?" The horse shoots the bartender

So my son Adam asked me where he came from, I said "all over"

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Hello, mr Bateman! Do you perchance require a new person to run a test for your NDA-ed scientific endeavor? The current one seems to be insufficient killjoy. (don't ask how i know). I humbly volunteer if you're in search of a new candidate.

Sincerely, person with (other 👀) standards who won't fall in love with a robot

Of course. Just make sure to sign this document, dont worry about reading it ,my lawyers already went over it. And put your phone away in this safe for safe keeping. Dont worry about the small print it's just a formality that basically says that now me and blue book corp owns you but you are ok with that I am sure.

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Please stop calling me professor dilf ,this isnt appropriate in the lecture hall. See me after class.

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So Oscar’s house like house of Gucci

Oscars like multiple oscars haha but house of gucci always

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nathan can i do this to you

I never cry.

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cecil whats your ideal date

We go to the bar, order some nachos, some beers, you are paying of course

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Fuck robots fuck ai fuckkkk that’s should be me

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Fuck robots is exactly right.

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Heyyy Cecil

I need a +1 for a wedding, and I always thought you were pretty cute and the type of guy to get a party fired up 👉😎👉 if you know what I mean

There's free food, an open bar, a huuuuge cake, would you be my date pretty pls?

Love ya! 💖

Sure ill come! Is there beer and weed? Also I am not allowed within 60 feet of any wedding . Is that ok?

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Hey, Nathan? Drop a workout routine or whatever that is you do aside from getting drunk and harassing robots and twinks

Yeah you got it, thats the workout routine. Mainly lots and lots of cardio if you know what i mean

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hey Nathan, do you wanna go to forest with me?

If you can find my bunker. Sure.

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Nathan, what’s your thoughts about chatgpt

Absolutely useless , a data word salad inside your phone just creating grotesque mockery of something almost human ,closer to what doctor frankenstein would do. At least when I made AI I made sure to give it form and a body, to make sure it is intelligent enough to fool the world ,even me,to give it a chance to develop on its own and not be a cheap imitation of something else. this chat gpt is not intelligent in any way .

In conclusion I am god and better than everyone.

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Good evening, Dr Frankenstein

I just wondered if we could discuss some rates for some surgery? I don't want or need these particular body parts once they're removed, so theoretically, you could do with them what you will

Lmk if you're interested 😌

Good evening, oh how kind of you to offer me free body parts, thank you so much, i am sure my creature..I mean son, would love them. Come lay down here on this table