[the-pan-pirate]

Arrrg! Sail the Seven Seas with me and join me queer pirate crew yar har har!

[lonestatus]

retail employee: i hate being told to man the point of sale

pirate: yar the mast do be a dangerous post

[the-pan-pirate]

Would ye still like me if me had scurvy? Be honest

[the-pan-pirate]

Yarr! Friends be like rum! If you consume them you can pee them out!

[weird-guy-offical]

Do you think I'd have a gas leak in my house?

[the-pan-pirate]

arrrg just like… based on vibes?

[queer-offical]

pronouns imply the existence of noobnouns