ready to genderfuck

queer in both ways - the gay and the weird kind

[green-is-gay]

i dont WANT pride months to be over,

on the other hand...

[orangepenguino]

x

[queer-joy-detector]

Queer joy detected!

[queer-offical]

hey y'all, i have Exams 2: Electric Boogaloo in a couple of days, so for the coming week this blog will be silent, wish me luck

[queer-offical]

bleh.

sticks my tongue out why saying "bleh" and licks your face

[queer-offical]

If you had to delete 1 type of soup from the world, which one would you delete?

controversial opinion but tomato soup, tomatoes aren't supposed to be warm. warm tomatoes are sensory hell people who enjoy them are like eldritch beings to me

[tilltheyhiggonmyboson]

this is so funny to me

[thecrisisnight]

"Who is the hottest character from a video game?"

"I'm aroace."

[jellybeanzrock]

Today I was chatting with two guys and mentioned I was aroace. It went a little something like this.

A: wtf is that

B: it means she’s not attracted to people in that way

A: bro you can’t just not pick a side, that’s crazy

B: nah, it just means she’s spectator mode

A: OHHH IT MAKES SENSE NOW

I have never felt more validated or laughed so hard

[queer-offical]

if Dick van Dyke transitions he should change his name to Pussy van Dyke

[queer-offical]

i don't remember making this post

[queer-offical]

if Dick van Dyke transitions he should change his name to Pussy van Dyke

[queer-offical]

IMPORTANT FACT!!!!

NEOPRONOUNS and XENOPRONOUNS

are

awesome

[plaintext: important fact!!! neopronouns and xenopronouns are awesome]

[queer-offical]

What’s your favorite shark?

the whale shark! they are so friend shaped

[shoefaced2]

The next time I see Donald Trump trending on this god forsaken website, it better fucking look like this.

[sherlock-on-a-case]

Manifesting

[no-one-offical]

Please request your radios to play "ding don the witch is dead" too! It would be an amazing occasion for it!

[queer-offical]

like to charge, reblog to cast

[tooth-fairy-yooko]

my dad said I shouldn't use the English language as i please well wait until he sees how crazy style epic mode I've been englishing as i interweb

[tooth-fairy-yooko]

there are two notes on this post (excluding the third im adding now) and youre both of them so thats actually incorrect

[ebonyheartnet]

[martinkhall]

100,000 by July.

[tooth-fairy-yooko]

you've failed. i win another round, tumblr.

[worlds-of-garnet-ink]

by the END of July :)

[tooth-fairy-yooko]

you are giving me another chance to win. this post isnt going to get 100k notes man

[thatwasfunnypleaselaugh]

@type-blaze0 you know who to summon

[type-blaze0]

They didn't say this july, By the way. But fine.

Ahem, celebrity moots, your presence has been requested by @thatwasfunnypleaselaugh. If you have any complaints, bring it up with them.

The celebrity moots in question: @teaboot @king-of-oreo @bubble-official @evil-bread-offical @skeletal-spire-man

And those whose presence is wanted as well @walmart-the-official @offiiciallybavaria

Also, @left-lateral-incisor @aka-edmond i remember you two liking to spam things.

[king-of-oreo]

I’m not even kidding I thought this post was a 10k in the beginning

[buckyfan-fluid]

@no-one-offical @laciffo-natas @da-police-offical @oero-fo-gnik

[laciffo-natas]

Same as king, I was startled

[guardian-angle22]

Yasmin Benoit for Thistle and Spire

[lupusbaby]

Say it with me! Wheelchairs aren’t sad! Mobility aids aren’t sad! Mobility aids are instruments of freedom!

[goth-princess-gwennie]

Forgive me if this is inappropriate but

So are

colostomy bags

Diapers

insulin pumps

Oxygen systems

Braces

[cuntpunkop-ed]

catheters

rollators

hearing aids

compression garments

prosthetics

FREEDOM AIDS

[seraph1c-mo0n]

- canes

- service animals

- noise cancelling headphones/ear defenders

- wheelchair attachments

- fidgets

IT’S DISABILITY PRIDE MONTH YALL

BE UNAPOLOGETICALLY DISABLED AND TAKE UP ALL THE SPACE AND TIME YOU NEED!!!!!

[catboyandroid]

Everyone say thank you to trans femmes for showing us a version of femininity born from joy and desire instead of just through coercion

Everyone say thank you to trans mascs for showing us a version of masculinity born from joy and desire instead of just through coercion

Everyone say thank you to all people outside of the cis gender binary for showing us a version of gender born from joy and desire instead of just through a simple frame work in which our oppressor have used to kill, erase, and censor us.

Thank you for showing us the existence of a history before and a future ahead.

[this-is-positivity]

this is (trans) positivity!

[evilpineapple-offical]

Aw fuck I missed pride month

wait.

I MISSED PRIDE MONTH?? I THOUGHT IT WAS NOVEMBER?? DID I SLEEP FOR… uh… 1.. 2.. MULTIPLE MONTHS??

[queer-offical]

don't worry! every month is pride month if you want it to be :D