THE PHOENIX PROJECT

SEVEN TRIALS OF HABIT.

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Will there be another opening for rabbits to join soon? We're kinda dropping like flies as of late

NO. ONLY A HANDFUL OF YOU WILL REMAIN BY THE END.

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AND SO IT CONTINUES. VIDEO DESCRIPTION UNDER THE CUT.

THE WEAK HAVE BEEN WEEDED OUT. LET THE REAL GAMES BEGIN.

CREATE A TYPICAL SUMMONING CIRCLE. YOU MAY USE ANY METHODS YOU LIKE, BUT IT MUST BE A PHYSICAL CREATION. YOU MAY DRAW INSPIRATION FROM THE INTERNET AND YOUR OWN DIVISION. THE MORE ELABORATE, WELL-CONSTRUCTED, AND UNIQUE YOUR CREATION IS, THE MORE POINTS YOU WILL EARN. KEEP THIS ENTIRELY SERIOUS. NO MEMES OR INSIDE JOKES. THIS TRIAL WILL GRANT YOU UP TO TEN POINTS. NINETEEN POINTS ARE REQUIRED TO MOVE ON.

DO NOT DESTROY YOUR CIRCLE. YOU MAY DISMANTLE IT, BUT YOU MUST BE ABLE TO ACCURATELY RECONSTRUCT IT.

YOUR SUBMISSION MUST BE IN THE FORM OF A PUBLIC OR UNLISTED YOUTUBE VIDEO SUBMITTED VIA THE GOOGLE FORM IN YOUR DIVISION SUBMISSIONS CHANNEL. YOUR VIDEO MAY BE A SLIDESHOW OF STATIC IMAGES. YOU HAVE UNTIL FRIDAY, MAY 10TH AT 10PM CENTRAL. QUALITY CANNOT BE SACRIFICED FOR A LAST MINUTE ENTRY. PROCRASTINATION IS ELIMINATION.

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:D

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Will we ever get to talk to the other divisions?

POSSIBLY.

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TRIAL ONE HAS CONCLUDED.

APPLICATIONS ARE NO LONGER BEING ACCEPTED.

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APPLICATIONS ARE NOW OPEN.

WELCOME TO THE PHOENIX PROJECT.

https://forms.gle/NQpqNaw81MiSD2wt6

YOU HAVE UNTIL THE END OF TRIAL ONE TO APPLY.

SPREAD THE WORD. ATTEMPT TO MAKE ME PROUD. YOU KNOW HOW ALL THIS SHIT GOES. HOP TO IT.

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INACTIVE RABBITS ARE DROPPING LIKE FLIES. REPLACE THEM AND DO BETTER. 

APPLICATIONS CLOSE ON APRIL 27TH AT 10PM CENTRAL.

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LAST MINUTE SLOTS ARE STILL AVAILABLE. 

DON’T MISS YOUR ONLY OPPORTUNITY TO DO SOMETHING GREATER THAN YOURSELF.

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APPLICATIONS ARE NOW OPEN.

WELCOME TO THE PHOENIX PROJECT.

https://forms.gle/NQpqNaw81MiSD2wt6

YOU HAVE UNTIL THE END OF TRIAL ONE TO APPLY.

SPREAD THE WORD. ATTEMPT TO MAKE ME PROUD. YOU KNOW HOW ALL THIS SHIT GOES. HOP TO IT.

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INACTIVE RABBITS ARE DROPPING LIKE FLIES. REPLACE THEM AND DO BETTER. 

APPLICATIONS CLOSE ON APRIL 27TH AT 10PM CENTRAL.

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Are there any openings left?

YES. INACTIVE RABBITS ARE BEING ELIMINATED EVERY 48 HOURS. FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT CAN’T READ BETWEEN THE LINES, THAT MEANS NEW OPENINGS EVERY 48 HOURS.

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DON’T CHANGE YOUR GODDAMNED DISCORD.

OVER HALF OF THE PENDING APPLICATIONS HAVE CHANGED DISCORD USERNAMES OR NUMBERS, WHICH MEANS I CAN’T FUCKING INVITE YOU. 

CONTACT ME DIRECTLY IF YOU HAVE CHANGED YOURS AND NOT YET BEEN ACCEPTED.

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when numbers get eliminated, do they get.. er.. ELIMINATED eliminated? or was 51 just that one time..?

SOME OF YOU WILL LIVE AFTER ELIMINATION. SOME OF YOU WILL NOT.

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FOR THOSE OF YOU FOLLOWING ALONG AT HOME. VIDEO DESCRIPTION IS UNDER THE CUT.

THIS IS HOW IT BEGINS, RABBITS. WRITE YOUR OWN EULOGY. KEEP IT AROUND A PARAGRAPH LONG, SIX SENTENCES, YOU KNOW THE DEAL. DON'T BE A FUCKING IDIOT. FILM THE TEXT, OR RECITE IT. DESTROY THE PAPER USING SOME SOURCE OF WATER. THIS TRIAL WILL GRANT YOU UP TO TEN POINTS. TWELVE POINTS ARE REQUIRED TO MOVE ON.

THOSE OF YOU WITH A DISADVANTAGE ARE REQUIRED TO RECITE IT, AND MUST DESTROY IT USING A NATURAL WATER SOURCE. GO FIND A POND AND JUMP IN IT FOR ALL I CARE.

YOUR SUBMISSION MUST BE IN THE FORM OF A PUBLIC OR UNLISTED YOUTUBE VIDEO SUBMITTED VIA THE GOOGLE FORM IN YOUR DIVISION SUBMISSIONS CHANNEL. YOU HAVE UNTIL APRIL 27TH AT 10PM CENTRAL. TAKE YOUR TIME, RABBITS. I EXPECT QUALITY. 

AS ALWAYS,

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Just so people don't stay up will the instructions for trial 1 be posted as soon as it's 12 am?

STAYING AWAKE TO WAIT AND SEE IS YOUR OWN DECISION. DOES IT TRULY MATTER IF YOU’RE NOT AMONG THE FIRST TO KNOW?

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How many slots are open now?

IT DOESN’T FUCKING MATTER. APPLICATIONS ARE OPEN UNTIL THE END OF TRIAL ONE, I NEED A GOOD HANDFUL OF REPLACEMENTS FOR THE DUMBASSES THAT DROP OUT. 

KEEP APPLYING, AND KEEP AN EYE OUT.

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Will chats open one more time before the 20th? Just wondering

UNLIKELY.

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How many openings are left?

EIGHT SLOTS REMAIN.

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THE FOLLOWING APPLICANTS HAVE INCORRECT DISCORD INFORMATION.

I CAN’T CONTACT YOU IF YOUR SHIT DOESN’T WORK. PRIVATELY MESSAGE ME THE CORRECT INFORMATION AND YOU WILL BE ACCEPTED INTO THE TOURNAMENT.

SAM, #6967, LIKES SALAD, WRITING, AND DRAWING.

JUNE, Shinoda_Theory. UNKNOWN NUMBERS.

LEOPOLD, nagito#1475

DALLAS, SIR Dallasbaggins of SMITHshire

CHARLIE, LIKES CHICKEN BREASTS AND WRITING.

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YOU HAVE UNTIL APRIL 17TH AT NOON CENTRAL TO CORRECT YOUR ERRORS OR BE REJECTED.

PAY ATTENTION THE FIRST GODDAMNED TIME.

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TICK TOCK.