Gypsy

Hello! I am Emma. Theatre. Poetry. Books.

[frequents]

[love-personal]

[hyunjining]

if you’re in america and you’re eligible to vote…… i’m begging you to vote for hillary like literally begging

[poees-deactivated20230305]

hillary: i was a senator, i was secretary of state, i am familiar with these topics

trump: i built a COUNTRY CLUB once it was BEAUTIFUL and i didn’t properly pay my architect but you know what it’s okay it has a GOLF COURSE

[rilakkoala-deactivated20170121]

goblin date ideas

cave

[paddfoot]

remind me again why morgan freeman wasn’t dumbledore i mean “harry did you put your name in the goblet of fire?” could not possibly sound sweeter than coming from his heavenly voice i just

[freudette]

listen to me though: samuel l jackson as dumbledore “I recognise the ministry has made a decision, but given that it’s a stupid-ass decision, I’ve elected to ignore it. ”

[paddfoot]

I have had it with these morherfuckin basilisks in this motherfuckin castle

[doll-bruises-deactivated2016012]

if anyone is looking for a girl to spoil I’m an angel who has expensive taste

[the-poetaster]

person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!

me: nope

person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???

me: i'm not

[bombing]

those 2 girls should not have done that with the cup. just my humble opinion

[phillip-bankss]

i need to go to dark cvs and pick up some DieQuil

[assiest-deactivated20130207]

dwayne johnson, paper, scissors

[piss3000]

me nd my witch gf

me: girl U so hexy her: *turns me into a peanut*

[capacity]

*waits n expects an apology without ever bringing it up*

[velvetroseandoud]

i may not have the purest heart but………………………………………… SIKE! i have the purest heart

[checked]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me *surrounded by a pack of wolves that are about to eat me*: settle down puppies!! I only have two hands , i cant pet you all at the same time!!!!! Haha !!!! i love you all

[fowlls-deactivated20141022]

If you think about it, the process of singing the birthday song and cutting the cake is extremely satanic

[fowlls-deactivated20141022]

no but seriously imagine it this way

a small gathering of people huddle around a object on fire, chanting ritualistically a repetitive song in unison until the fire is blown out and a knife is stabbed into the object

[thepottergeist]

you must be fun at parties