The Pokedestined

Þorsteinn or Thor • 34 years old • Cryptid • ftm • He/Him • Aceflux slút • Heathen • íslenskbur • Twitch Streamer • Dungeon Master • Pokemon Champion • doodles

[the-pokedestined]

I always come out of the woodwork out of nowhere to post a worthless life update, but I'm thinking I really just want to post my stupid memes here and do some normal bullshit.

Since life always throws left hooks out of nowhere, I'm not going to bother explaining what's happened to me, cause the last few times I did that, my best friend died, and I moved to Detroit. The most important things to note is that I have a very loving boyfriend right now that isn't the same one I had a year ago, my PC is on the fritz, so I'm only going to use my phone right now, and I've been on testosterone for almost a year (TDOV is the year mark, haha). Thassit.

Now anyways, back to my bullshit dumb brain.

Oh also, I made a 18+ blog for all my stupid depraved horny thoughts, over on @passionbolt

Being trans has really made me a whole lot sluttier in mind and in body 😂 But don't mind me, I will still keep this blog slut-free.

Cheers! ⚡

- Þorsteinn

[the-pokedestined]

Saw this at Georgjz in Toledo 🙏🏻

[mintsdraws]

its maid day or something

[the-pokedestined]

HOLD THE DAMN PHONE

I was going through all the pokemon moves, and I came to the Torque moves that the starmobiles in Pokemon Scarlet and Violet use, and talking to my partner about how Revavroom should have those moves, and maybe they should have form changes like rotom, when I looked it up on Bulbapedia to show him what I was talking about and EXCUSE ME

I had no idea that Revavroom is literally JUST the engine, and it just attaches itself to things like rocks to create a little vehicular body and mode of transportation---SO PEOPLE CAN JUST ATTACH IT TO A CAR BODY AND LET IT GO

That's SO COOL hahahha i love Revavroom!

[the-pokedestined]

Always see people trying to say Pokemon should make a "Sound" type, but sound works better as a move category(in the same vein as Punching moves, biting moves, slicing moves, wind moves, bomb/ball moves, etc), which moves that are of different types like Snarl, Sparkling Aria, Overdrive, Torch Song, and Psychic Noise have firmly cemented it as. Also, there are abilities that are centered around sound moves as a category(Soundproof, Liquid Voice and Punk Rock) and a whole item (Throat Spray) that procs from using moves of the sound category.

Sound-type ain’t happening.

[the-pokedestined]

[entropuppyy]

inspired by @the-pokedestined's post because god forbid i finish any other of my fanart

[the-pokedestined]

I love her, but I also can't stand her lmao

[blunky]

Aron, Lairon, Aggron but I make them slightly lizardy flavour

[grootficguy]

“Every Pokemon is someone’s favourite” I’m making a spreadsheet to see if this is true. Reblog with your favourite Pokemon in the tags.

Here’s the spreadsheet in-progress

[grootficguy]

Ok, mother of GOD that's a lot of responses and I am but one man with Excel. I'll update these ASAP but also some rules:

A Pokemon only counts for itself, not its evolution line.

A Pokemon with multiple forms (like Zygarde) will only be counted for the specified form. A Pokemon with multiple appearances (like Spinda, Vivillon, Sylvally, etc.) count for all their appearances.

I'm literally doing this as a testament to my own depression that not everyone is lovable, so add that to the weight of this post's meaning.

[beebeerock]

Baby Skarmory design idea. I've seen cool baby Skarmory designs but I think we deserve a scrungly little guy. Based on steel wool/scouring pad and those ugly newborn chicks.

[the-pokedestined]

"Thorsten, you must really like Toxtricity to make all these memes about them"

Me:

[the-pokedestined]

I love Toxtricity

[the-pokedestined]

I forgot to post it, but I wore a Gengar onesie for Halloween.

[the-pokedestined]

Anyone else a Toxtricity fan?

[the-pokedestined]

We just got kittens and they are so cute 🥺 they both have an extra digit, basically a thumb(polydactyl cats). Their mother has one too, so she just passed down this interesting gene. They are so tiny and cute, playful, friendly!

[the-pokedestined]

Mfw the antacids aren't working lol