Midnight, Seafoam, and Magenta

Thee crewmembers on Polus Well... maybe not all three are crew.

[the-polus-gang]

and you’re sure this is the right frequency?

yes, I’m sure. You don’t gotta be breathing down my neck about it, big guy…

all I’m saying is that last time you fucked with the radio signal it-

guys shh, we’re getting something!

——

er, hello everyone! Granted Seafoam didn’t accidentally tap us into another ship’s radio again, this… should be going straight to the internet? How does that work…

Shush. Anyways hi everyone! I’m Seafoam, the person who was just talking is Magenta, and the big guy in the back is Midnight! We figured since everyone else was making a blog, we would too!

we’re currently situated on Polus for research and terraforming reasons, hence the..

Polus gang :3

yeah, that. But yeah, that’s pretty much it. Uh… welcome to this I guess.

Here’s their designs btw :3

Seafoam’s little waves are tattoos :D

Anyways tag explanations here

Midnight Bean; midnight talking

Seafoam Bean; Seafoam talking

magenta bean; magenta talking.

and of course we cannot forget

asks; asks

lore posts; anything involving the lore I’m giving these guys

Ooc ; out of character yaps

that’s it guys :3

[the-polus-gang]

When did this happen? Why are you all small???

Should I- should I do something? About this?

@green-and-wormy [PT: @.green-and-wormy /end PT]

...uh don't step on us would be nice

seafoam we're on a table

i dunno maybe they step on tables

seafoam what

I DONT KNOW-

[Magenta was largely ignoring the other two's bickering...]

uhm... currently? i... we're mostly fine, Seafoam.. is panicking as you can see. maybe... maybe you could get us out of the office though? we've kinda been stuck on the table...

[green-and-wormy]

Yeah, of course. I...

(They extended two shaky hands, cupping them together.)

I'm assuming this was anon magic. Not the weirdest thing they've done... a few days ago, I was a carrot for fifteen whole minutes. Not having limbs is scarier than you'd think.

[the-polus-gang]

you were a what-

oh yeah i saw some of that! yeah, that was weird....

you saw green being a carrot!?

...what.

[green-and-wormy]

Yeah, well... it was short, at the very least. Do you guys have any ideas how long this will be?

(Worm moves worms hands closer, gesturing for the crew to climb on. Their fingers are twitching.)

[the-polus-gang]

no idea, they didn't give us a time frame. [magenta sighed, clambering up onto the bean's hand with a little bit of effort. they help a very shaky seafoam on as well, and Midnight...]

[midnight is a bit suspicious of intentions, but if anything was happening to the gang, they wanted to be there right along with them.]

[green-and-wormy]

Wow, are you all small. You're, like... I think I've taken care of worms this size.

(Green chuckled nervously to themselves. What were they to do from here? For a startling moment, worms fingers curled inward, but they didn't close in. Yet.)

You know, it's possible that I could set up something of a... no, but there's not really a lot around here, is there? Well... hm, it'd depend on whether we've got buckets. And a lid... oh, but where would I get organic wastes? No, wait, what am I thinking, crewmates can't survive on the same diet as worms. No, nevermind. Where do you need to go?

[the-polus-gang]

[seafoam is clinging on for dear life right now, despite being in no apparent danger of being dropped. With how gravity worked on really small shit, falling from this height wouldn’t even hurt them anyways, they just didn’t like not having control over the situation.]

[magenta, on the other hand, who has to deal with stabilizers malfunctioning and MIRA being MIRA on the regular, seemed perfectly fine not having control. How is this any different from their daily life?]

No idea how long it lasts, they… didn’t really give a time frame. do you think you could bring us over to the admin panel? Eh, down sorta by the decontamination doors? I gotta put out a thing so people know we might not be able to fix the seismic stabilizers on our own today…

[midnight was… debating something. That’s it. The bean is an enigma.]

[green-and-wormy]

(They nodded and moved toward the Admin table, slowly and carefully, deliberately...)

Hm, I didn't know that could do anything other than displaying the map. There are still me and Petal. Petal's still normal, right?

(Worm set the crew down directly on the table's screen.)

[the-polus-gang]

oh jeez, i hope so... [magenta muttered, pressing a few buttons (with quite a bit of effort) on the keypad below. a notification pops up on everyone's tablet explaining the situation.]

[green-and-wormy]

(They stared down at the Admin table, watching the crew from above and glancing at their hands. Weren't they going to die on this rock anyway? It would be so easy to expedite the process now...)

(Worm placed a finger on Seafoam's head. They restrained themselves from going any further.)

So, uh... what now?

[the-polus-gang]

…eh-

[they just looked up with the most ‘I will bite you’ expression known to bean, surprising given that no visible mouth had shown up.]

Now… uh. We wait, I suppose.

…I mean we could explore like this, could be fun-

I am not getting killed off by a rat because you thought it would be fun to explore. [seafoam hissed.]

[the-polus-gang]

When did this happen? Why are you all small???

Should I- should I do something? About this?

@green-and-wormy [PT: @.green-and-wormy /end PT]

...uh don't step on us would be nice

seafoam we're on a table

i dunno maybe they step on tables

seafoam what

I DONT KNOW-

[Magenta was largely ignoring the other two's bickering...]

uhm... currently? i... we're mostly fine, Seafoam.. is panicking as you can see. maybe... maybe you could get us out of the office though? we've kinda been stuck on the table...

[green-and-wormy]

Yeah, of course. I...

(They extended two shaky hands, cupping them together.)

I'm assuming this was anon magic. Not the weirdest thing they've done... a few days ago, I was a carrot for fifteen whole minutes. Not having limbs is scarier than you'd think.

[the-polus-gang]

you were a what-

oh yeah i saw some of that! yeah, that was weird....

you saw green being a carrot!?

...what.

[green-and-wormy]

Yeah, well... it was short, at the very least. Do you guys have any ideas how long this will be?

(Worm moves worms hands closer, gesturing for the crew to climb on. Their fingers are twitching.)

[the-polus-gang]

no idea, they didn't give us a time frame. [magenta sighed, clambering up onto the bean's hand with a little bit of effort. they help a very shaky seafoam on as well, and Midnight...]

[midnight is a bit suspicious of intentions, but if anything was happening to the gang, they wanted to be there right along with them.]

[green-and-wormy]

Wow, are you all small. You're, like... I think I've taken care of worms this size.

(Green chuckled nervously to themselves. What were they to do from here? For a startling moment, worms fingers curled inward, but they didn't close in. Yet.)

You know, it's possible that I could set up something of a... no, but there's not really a lot around here, is there? Well... hm, it'd depend on whether we've got buckets. And a lid... oh, but where would I get organic wastes? No, wait, what am I thinking, crewmates can't survive on the same diet as worms. No, nevermind. Where do you need to go?

[the-polus-gang]

[seafoam is clinging on for dear life right now, despite being in no apparent danger of being dropped. With how gravity worked on really small shit, falling from this height wouldn’t even hurt them anyways, they just didn’t like not having control over the situation.]

[magenta, on the other hand, who has to deal with stabilizers malfunctioning and MIRA being MIRA on the regular, seemed perfectly fine not having control. How is this any different from their daily life?]

No idea how long it lasts, they… didn’t really give a time frame. do you think you could bring us over to the admin panel? Eh, down sorta by the decontamination doors? I gotta put out a thing so people know we might not be able to fix the seismic stabilizers on our own today…

[midnight was… debating something. That’s it. The bean is an enigma.]

[green-and-wormy]

(They nodded and moved toward the Admin table, slowly and carefully, deliberately...)

Hm, I didn't know that could do anything other than displaying the map. There are still me and Petal. Petal's still normal, right?

(Worm set the crew down directly on the table's screen.)

[the-polus-gang]

oh jeez, i hope so... [magenta muttered, pressing a few buttons (with quite a bit of effort) on the keypad below. a notification pops up on everyone's tablet explaining the situation.]

[the-polus-gang]

[Potsworth conveniently sniffs around.... and sees three little beans?]

*clown honk*

[They know Maggy, and Foamy... and new friend! Why are they so tiny?]

[ @petalparanoia ]

what the- oh god. Magenta! magenta we have a prob-

yeah, yeah, i see them. hey buddy...

Magenta what if it tries to eat us?!

[midnight chuckled.] i don't think it's going to. it's just curious...

you don't know that! [they hissed, hiding behind the larger (but still minature) bean]

[petalparanoia]

{Fear not little ones, I am of no threat! For my beloved owner, PEEPEE, may be of assistance for your quarrel! And if not, my trusted ally ΣᄂӨIƧΣ will surely help you all!!}

Honk honk! Honk honk honk, honk honk!!

[.... Yeah- what they.......... said???]

[the-polus-gang]

…what’s it saying-

I don’t know, I don’t speak squeaky goose…

squeaky- that’s a clown nose noise!

same thing!

it is not-

guys! [magenta groaned, shaking their head.] can we maybe focus? Please? I… I think potsworth is trying to help.

[petalparanoia]

{You mustn't fear for nothing, as I shall do the honors of being the wind behind your sails!}

Honk honk honk honk!

[Potsworth then... flopped down. Tipping their terracotta head over to the trio. But it was a offer.]

{Mount me post haste! And we shall ride among these fields of ashe and powder to find assistance from my beloved owner or sprouted ally!!}

Honk honk honk honk honk!!

[the-polus-gang]

what’s it doing…?

I… think they want us to get on?

…they better not eat us-

they’re not going to eat us seafoam! They’re sapient terra cotta and a plant! They probably eat like… sugar water or something.

[ignoring the other two, magenta gently patted the potted plant creature on their head and hopped on.] thanks buddy… guys! Come on!

[the-polus-gang]

[Potsworth conveniently sniffs around.... and sees three little beans?]

*clown honk*

[They know Maggy, and Foamy... and new friend! Why are they so tiny?]

[ @petalparanoia ]

what the- oh god. Magenta! magenta we have a prob-

yeah, yeah, i see them. hey buddy...

Magenta what if it tries to eat us?!

[midnight chuckled.] i don't think it's going to. it's just curious...

you don't know that! [they hissed, hiding behind the larger (but still minature) bean]

[petalparanoia]

{Fear not little ones, I am of no threat! For my beloved owner, PEEPEE, may be of assistance for your quarrel! And if not, my trusted ally ΣᄂӨIƧΣ will surely help you all!!}

Honk honk! Honk honk honk, honk honk!!

[.... Yeah- what they.......... said???]

[the-polus-gang]

…what’s it saying-

I don’t know, I don’t speak squeaky goose…

squeaky- that’s a clown nose noise!

same thing!

it is not-

guys! [magenta groaned, shaking their head.] can we maybe focus? Please? I… I think potsworth is trying to help.

[the-polus-gang]

they so small 😂

only need one popcon 🍿

//they could share a single popcorn if they wanted <3

[the-polus-gang]

When did this happen? Why are you all small???

Should I- should I do something? About this?

@green-and-wormy [PT: @.green-and-wormy /end PT]

...uh don't step on us would be nice

seafoam we're on a table

i dunno maybe they step on tables

seafoam what

I DONT KNOW-

[Magenta was largely ignoring the other two's bickering...]

uhm... currently? i... we're mostly fine, Seafoam.. is panicking as you can see. maybe... maybe you could get us out of the office though? we've kinda been stuck on the table...

[green-and-wormy]

Yeah, of course. I...

(They extended two shaky hands, cupping them together.)

I'm assuming this was anon magic. Not the weirdest thing they've done... a few days ago, I was a carrot for fifteen whole minutes. Not having limbs is scarier than you'd think.

[the-polus-gang]

you were a what-

oh yeah i saw some of that! yeah, that was weird....

you saw green being a carrot!?

...what.

[green-and-wormy]

Yeah, well... it was short, at the very least. Do you guys have any ideas how long this will be?

(Worm moves worms hands closer, gesturing for the crew to climb on. Their fingers are twitching.)

[the-polus-gang]

no idea, they didn't give us a time frame. [magenta sighed, clambering up onto the bean's hand with a little bit of effort. they help a very shaky seafoam on as well, and Midnight...]

[midnight is a bit suspicious of intentions, but if anything was happening to the gang, they wanted to be there right along with them.]

[green-and-wormy]

Wow, are you all small. You're, like... I think I've taken care of worms this size.

(Green chuckled nervously to themselves. What were they to do from here? For a startling moment, worms fingers curled inward, but they didn't close in. Yet.)

You know, it's possible that I could set up something of a... no, but there's not really a lot around here, is there? Well... hm, it'd depend on whether we've got buckets. And a lid... oh, but where would I get organic wastes? No, wait, what am I thinking, crewmates can't survive on the same diet as worms. No, nevermind. Where do you need to go?

[the-polus-gang]

[seafoam is clinging on for dear life right now, despite being in no apparent danger of being dropped. With how gravity worked on really small shit, falling from this height wouldn’t even hurt them anyways, they just didn’t like not having control over the situation.]

[magenta, on the other hand, who has to deal with stabilizers malfunctioning and MIRA being MIRA on the regular, seemed perfectly fine not having control. How is this any different from their daily life?]

No idea how long it lasts, they… didn’t really give a time frame. do you think you could bring us over to the admin panel? Eh, down sorta by the decontamination doors? I gotta put out a thing so people know we might not be able to fix the seismic stabilizers on our own today…

[midnight was… debating something. That’s it. The bean is an enigma.]

[the-polus-gang]

When did this happen? Why are you all small???

Should I- should I do something? About this?

@green-and-wormy [PT: @.green-and-wormy /end PT]

...uh don't step on us would be nice

seafoam we're on a table

i dunno maybe they step on tables

seafoam what

I DONT KNOW-

[Magenta was largely ignoring the other two's bickering...]

uhm... currently? i... we're mostly fine, Seafoam.. is panicking as you can see. maybe... maybe you could get us out of the office though? we've kinda been stuck on the table...

[green-and-wormy]

Yeah, of course. I...

(They extended two shaky hands, cupping them together.)

I'm assuming this was anon magic. Not the weirdest thing they've done... a few days ago, I was a carrot for fifteen whole minutes. Not having limbs is scarier than you'd think.

[the-polus-gang]

you were a what-

oh yeah i saw some of that! yeah, that was weird....

you saw green being a carrot!?

...what.

[green-and-wormy]

Yeah, well... it was short, at the very least. Do you guys have any ideas how long this will be?

(Worm moves worms hands closer, gesturing for the crew to climb on. Their fingers are twitching.)

[the-polus-gang]

no idea, they didn't give us a time frame. [magenta sighed, clambering up onto the bean's hand with a little bit of effort. they help a very shaky seafoam on as well, and Midnight...]

[midnight is a bit suspicious of intentions, but if anything was happening to the gang, they wanted to be there right along with them.]

[the-polus-gang]

When did this happen? Why are you all small???

Should I- should I do something? About this?

@green-and-wormy [PT: @.green-and-wormy /end PT]

...uh don't step on us would be nice

seafoam we're on a table

i dunno maybe they step on tables

seafoam what

I DONT KNOW-

[Magenta was largely ignoring the other two's bickering...]

uhm... currently? i... we're mostly fine, Seafoam.. is panicking as you can see. maybe... maybe you could get us out of the office though? we've kinda been stuck on the table...

[green-and-wormy]

Yeah, of course. I...

(They extended two shaky hands, cupping them together.)

I'm assuming this was anon magic. Not the weirdest thing they've done... a few days ago, I was a carrot for fifteen whole minutes. Not having limbs is scarier than you'd think.

[the-polus-gang]

you were a what-

oh yeah i saw some of that! yeah, that was weird....

you saw green being a carrot!?

...what.

[the-polus-gang]

When did this happen? Why are you all small???

Should I- should I do something? About this?

@green-and-wormy [PT: @.green-and-wormy /end PT]

...uh don't step on us would be nice

seafoam we're on a table

i dunno maybe they step on tables

seafoam what

I DONT KNOW-

[Magenta was largely ignoring the other two's bickering...]

uhm... currently? i... we're mostly fine, Seafoam.. is panicking as you can see. maybe... maybe you could get us out of the office though? we've kinda been stuck on the table...

[the-polus-gang]

[Potsworth conveniently sniffs around.... and sees three little beans?]

*clown honk*

[They know Maggy, and Foamy... and new friend! Why are they so tiny?]

[ @petalparanoia ]

what the- oh god. Magenta! magenta we have a prob-

yeah, yeah, i see them. hey buddy...

Magenta what if it tries to eat us?!

[midnight chuckled.] i don't think it's going to. it's just curious...

you don't know that! [they hissed, hiding behind the larger (but still minature) bean]

[the-polus-gang]

become Pocket Edition

*shrinks the three of you*

the fuck does pocket edition meaaawhatthefuckkkk

uh. guys?

yeah, yeah, i know already. is everyone ok?

I'm fine, i'm just... like half a pencil tall what the fuck?!

i'm ok too...

gods this is strange... well, uh. everyone stick together. i don't want something happening where one of us can't help out the other, k?

got it boss.

not your guys's boss.

you're kinda the boss.

i never agreed to being the boss.

you're the boss.

i'm not a boss.

[green-and-wormy]

…what in the pickle rick did I just witness.

-magenta

@the-polus-gang

Don't worry about it. Actually... maybe do. Help.

[the-polus-gang]

[magenta had apparently been standing there for about half of that carrot thing, and carefully helped Green up like spontaneously becoming a root vegetable could be contagious.]

you… alright? What was that, that looked… a bit out there…

[the-polus-gang]

Are you guys concerned something might happen to Petal?

They're not like the rest of you guys.

and when has ‘not like us’ stopped us from anything? [seafoam snickered.] midnight and magenta aren’t even the same damn species and they’re buddies.

[the-polus-gang]

magenta I’m gonna get an eldrich horror to worship you like a god brb

excuse me you’re going to what now

[green-and-wormy]

// who wants to see my BULLSHIT. charcters from @lostintern @the-polus-gang @petalparanoia and i suppose even though blue is a canon character this one would probably be @mdblue specifically

[the-polus-gang]

//HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHE

[the-polus-gang]

it's like they're in some king of...

polus gang

AYEEEEEEEEE