Space: The Final Pugtier

[taffypointby]

let the man in your mouth also open his mouth kaiman

[sunlight-wizard]

[snapsicle]

POV: you are a cool-looking bug

[dangerpro]

Vergil not knowing how to do small talk but rlly want to is what I live for.

[ace-closed]

has this been done yet  uncle Dante out to protect his nephew

[spaghettisaucerer-deactivated20]

tiktoks when u turn the sound off be like

[secondclassvines]

[baaulp]

@wayneradiotv

[brainbubblegum]

[anonymoustypewriter]

You know i just reblogged this but im reblogging again to say i keep looking at baby jesus with the lighter and cackling madly because i love this so much

[radioactivepeasant]

this makes me laugh every year

[daggerfall]

[tiktokarchive]

Fortune Teller: I see flames, and five- no- seven skeletons carrying your body away, as a murder of crows flies over your head.

Customer: Is that good?

Fortune Teller: No idea. But it looks- [mouth clicks twice] like, super badass.

[obligatorymorningfart]

dante is kind of like joe camel’s humansona

[lizzart-zardonicz]

And here’s Dante for the Castlevania AU ⚔️ Prints will be available soon!

[lesbianrey]

POV: you’re a frozen lasagna in the oven 

[kkoongie]

I need y’all to know that I’ve sold multiple copies of Death Stranding to mothers who are buying it because Norman Reedus and/or Mads Mikkelsen are “sexy as hell” but otherwise don’t play video games and are planning to steal the PlayStation from their husbands for a week, and I truly love and support every single one of them in the quest to live their best lives

[kkoongie]

God you’re so right @maeborowski

[gaycism]

Why is this so funny to me

[reverie612]

If fear was a song

[dalmascandwarf]

This is what plays when you’re being chased through a haunted house by a clown

[catchymemes]

[coffeemugger224]

Wow non states people only know like 4 states

[whos-this-lisa-person]

No, they pretty much nailed it.