Stay Golden

No longer a 23 year old cryptid See my about for the deets!

[boywrencher]

[biocrafthero]

[hellspawnmotel]

flowery edit

[pawberri]

Someday people are going to post ads like this with captions like "the future we were promised..."

[pawberri]

Understanding that there is no objectively good art has many benefits, but a favorite of mine is being granted the ability to see that you hate corporate memphis for the same reason people hated fruitiger aero ten years ago, and that people will like corporate memphis ten years from now for the same reason you like fruitiger aero now: because it's the opposite of the thing that's in popular use right now, and reminds you of being ten years younger

[pawberri]

The process is beginning

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

while they share a similar base flavor, dick tastes more umami while pussy tastes more acidic, though recent menstruation conveys an overwhelming metallic flavor that some diners object to (though i am not one of them). recommended wine pairings are

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

(today i learnt that if you don’t know how a post should end, just post it unfinished anyway and someone else will come up with an ending)

[medievalthymes]

how it feels to read 85 pages of a book in one sitting

[galacticgoldfishart]

OrangeJuice and GreenTea

[captain-price-returns]

[ruoyuart]

So I've been quite quiet, and it's partially because I've been trying to focus on finishing my Last Supper painting :) the Loyalist side of the table's done, so here's an update! Heretics next :)

[geniusoflove]

texting my coworker “hey! how are you feeling” and reading it 40 times to make sure i didn’t accidentally type how are you sex cum penis ass cum porn 1080p hot cock

[lovingjoana]

i actually can’t relate but LMAO this is hilarious

[geniusoflove]

thanks for laughing anyway

[shark-tranny]

earth worm, fire ant, water buffalo

what is the elusive wind animal

[tonsimonsi]

wind turbine

[shark-tranny]

yeah you win

[vedurnan-archive]

[hornpoint]

homer simpson image AWW FUCK I FORGOT THERE IS A LIGHT THAT NEVER GOES OUT

[trombonesolo]

[dogpuppy]

[haaarpb]

a real ideas girl

[jvhdb]

every day i tell myself i need to leave the disco elysium subreddit then someone is really funny on there and i’m forced to keep going

[questcequecestqueca]

Walter Molino

[roach-works]

this man really woke up every morning and committed to painting the absolute dopest fucking pictures anyone could ever have imagined god bless

[sr-roto]