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¥° This Tiny Like 2'5" Woman Stares At Him °¥

¥¥° @the-rainbows-queen °¥¥

...what the fuck am I looking at? You can't be human.

♡°~"I'm A Bug, And I'm Your Great Aunt Since Your Cheonmi's Kid, Just Wanted To Say Hello"°~♡

Why are you so short? Aren't bugs big as shit?

Especially the wasp I knew.

...

>COUGH. Foreshadowing.

♡°~"I'm A Rainbow Bug, And I'm Artificially Made So I Don't Have The Same Height As My Husband Or The Villagers In My Kingdom"°~♡

Explain that like you're explaining it to a five year old.

♡°~"I'm A Fucked Up Lab Baby"°~♡

♡°~"I Am Cheonmi's Fathers Sister Which Is Why Cheonmi Is So.. Special...."°~♡

Who? What?

♡°~"Cheonmi..?"°~♡

Mother? Kinda?

♡°~"I'm Your Great Aunt.. Her Father Is My Brother, Me And Her Father Are Lab Babies, Her Father Was Insane.. That's Why She Acts A Little Special"°~♡

Explains why she got with a man who was also with me and then abandoned me while I had an egg that was his because he loved her more and then called me immature and stubborn because I didn't like being cheated on because, I dunno, I'M THE SIN OF ENVY?!

♡°~"I'm Beating Her Ass Next Time I See Her."°~♡

¥° This Tiny Like 2'5" Woman Stares At Him °¥

¥¥° @the-rainbows-queen °¥¥

...what the fuck am I looking at? You can't be human.

♡°~"I'm A Bug, And I'm Your Great Aunt Since Your Cheonmi's Kid, Just Wanted To Say Hello"°~♡

Why are you so short? Aren't bugs big as shit?

Especially the wasp I knew.

...

>COUGH. Foreshadowing.

♡°~"I'm A Rainbow Bug, And I'm Artificially Made So I Don't Have The Same Height As My Husband Or The Villagers In My Kingdom"°~♡

Explain that like you're explaining it to a five year old.

♡°~"I'm A Fucked Up Lab Baby"°~♡

♡°~"I Am Cheonmi's Fathers Sister Which Is Why Cheonmi Is So.. Special...."°~♡

Who? What?

♡°~"Cheonmi..?"°~♡

Mother? Kinda?

♡°~"I'm Your Great Aunt.. Her Father Is My Brother, Me And Her Father Are Lab Babies, Her Father Was Insane.. That's Why She Acts A Little Special"°~♡

¥° This Tiny Like 2'5" Woman Stares At Him °¥

¥¥° @the-rainbows-queen °¥¥

...what the fuck am I looking at? You can't be human.

♡°~"I'm A Bug, And I'm Your Great Aunt Since Your Cheonmi's Kid, Just Wanted To Say Hello"°~♡

Why are you so short? Aren't bugs big as shit?

Especially the wasp I knew.

...

>COUGH. Foreshadowing.

♡°~"I'm A Rainbow Bug, And I'm Artificially Made So I Don't Have The Same Height As My Husband Or The Villagers In My Kingdom"°~♡

Explain that like you're explaining it to a five year old.

♡°~"I'm A Fucked Up Lab Baby"°~♡

♡°~"I Am Cheonmi's Fathers Sister Which Is Why Cheonmi Is So.. Special...."°~♡

Who? What?

♡°~"Cheonmi..?"°~♡

¥° This Tiny Like 2'5" Woman Stares At Him °¥

¥¥° @the-rainbows-queen °¥¥

...what the fuck am I looking at? You can't be human.

♡°~"I'm A Bug, And I'm Your Great Aunt Since Your Cheonmi's Kid, Just Wanted To Say Hello"°~♡

Why are you so short? Aren't bugs big as shit?

Especially the wasp I knew.

...

>COUGH. Foreshadowing.

♡°~"I'm A Rainbow Bug, And I'm Artificially Made So I Don't Have The Same Height As My Husband Or The Villagers In My Kingdom"°~♡

Explain that like you're explaining it to a five year old.

♡°~"I'm A Fucked Up Lab Baby"°~♡

♡°~"I Am Cheonmi's Fathers Sister Which Is Why Cheonmi Is So.. Special...."°~♡

¥° This Tiny Like 2'5" Woman Stares At Him °¥

¥¥° @the-rainbows-queen °¥¥

...what the fuck am I looking at? You can't be human.

♡°~"I'm A Bug, And I'm Your Great Aunt Since Your Cheonmi's Kid, Just Wanted To Say Hello"°~♡

Why are you so short? Aren't bugs big as shit?

Especially the wasp I knew.

...

>COUGH. Foreshadowing.

♡°~"I'm A Rainbow Bug, And I'm Artificially Made So I Don't Have The Same Height As My Husband Or The Villagers In My Kingdom"°~♡

¥° This Tiny Like 2'5" Woman Stares At Him °¥

¥¥° @the-rainbows-queen °¥¥

...what the fuck am I looking at? You can't be human.

♡°~"I'm A Bug, And I'm Your Great Aunt Since Your Cheonmi's Kid, Just Wanted To Say Hello"°~♡

♡°~"Imagine Being Bald.. Couldn't Be Me.."°~♡

¥° The Queen Dramatically Flips Her Hair.. Mind You She Is 2 Foot 5 Inches. °¥

¥¥° @the-rainbows-queen °¥¥

Andrew Murphy: "Uhhh... Who are you?"

¥° PinkBug Just Sighs In Dissapointment °¥

♡°~"Only The Best Fucking Queen Ever??"°~♡

♡°~"Damn, The Education System Does My Kingdom No Justice, Is That Why They Stopped Reading Kids Fairytales God Damn."°~♡

♡°~"My Husband Only Cannibalised My Newborns Twice"°~♡

Andrew Murphy: "What are you talking about?"

♡°~"Sir, I'm Over 200,000 Years Old, You Would Think Schools Still Teach About I Dunno, THE WHOLE ENTIRE KINGDOM I LIVE IN."°~♡

Andrew Murphy: "200,000???"

♡°~"Yeah?? Sir Just Because I'm The Size Of A Toddler Don't Mean I'm Not Old As Fuck."°~♡

Andrew Murphy: "Why are you so short, actually?"

♡°~"My Species Is Bug."°~♡

Andrew Murphy: "And? THAT's why?"

♡°~"Yes Because My Species Is Rainbow Bug, I'm The Queen Of The Rainbow Bugs.."•~✿

Michael Cooper: "Where are we, by the way? This place is unfamiliar."

¥° She Looks Around Then Back At Them °¥

♡°~"Clearly My Kingdom"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "Where is the kingdom located?"

¥° Stares At The So Very Obvious Kingdom Behind Them Then Back At Him °¥

♡°~"You Tell Me."°~♡

Michael Cooper: *Facepalms* "I meant location wise. Which country, which area?"

♡°~"It's Not A Country, It's A Magical Forest..."°~♡

Michael Cooper: "Alright... And where is the forest?"

♡°~"WE ARE IN IT??"°~♡

¥° She Looked Genuinely Disappointed At These Grown Mens Incompetence. °¥

Michael Cooper: "Let me phrase that differently. WHAT. SURROUNDS. THE. FOREST? What's around the forest?"

♡°~"Cannibal."°~♡

Michael Cooper: "That’s not what I meant. What's outside the forest? Buildings, any structures, roads?"

♡°~"A Cannibal, A Banished Citizen, My Royal Advisors Pregnant Wife, And Uh, An Endless Void"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "That’s all there is?"

♡°~"I Think, That's Just What My Guards Told Me"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "So, you don't even entirely know?"

♡°~"I'm Not Allowed Outside Of The Castle Walls Usually"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "Let me guess: "Because it is too dangerous for a royalty like you."?"

♡°~"No It's Because I Have To Make Sure My Husband Doesn't Eat More Villagers"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "HE DOES WHAA-"

♡°~"He At First Just Ate Our Babies, Now It's Our Village People"°~♡

*Cooper rn:*

♡°~"My Husband Is Very Nice, As Long As You Don't You Know, Have Any Revealed Skin Aside From Your Head"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "My sleeves are rolled up, exposing my arms... I can fix that, though. Does my face count?"

♡°~"He's Locked In The Shed Right Now You'll Be Fine, And No Face Doesn't Count"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "... Just in case." *Michael rolls his sleeves back down, covering his arms-*

♡°~"My 3 Children Are Just The Sweetest Though, And Didn't Cheat On Me With Their Sister."°~♡

¥° She Looked At The Shed Her Husband Was Locked In At That Last Part.. °¥

*Michael choked when he heard that* Michael Cooper: "EXCUSE ME, WHAT?"

♡°~"I Stomped That Cyan Bitches Head In Till It Was Mush Then Force Fed It To My Dear Husband.."°~♡

Michael Cooper: "That’s violent as hell-"

♡°~"CYAN WAS HIS SISTER."°~♡

Michael Cooper: "I mean, that's messed up... Who even does that??? Like, that's something crazy! I have no words to express this!"

♡°~"BlueBug Was Never The Brightest To Say The Least."°~♡

Michael Cooper: "That’s an understatement-"

♡°~"He Has 0 Brain."°~♡

Michael Cooper: "Like, no thoughts in his head? At all?"

♡°~"Most Of The Time, When He Is Conscious And Self Aware Is After A Nightmare"°~♡

♡°~"Imagine Being Bald.. Couldn't Be Me.."°~♡

¥° The Queen Dramatically Flips Her Hair.. Mind You She Is 2 Foot 5 Inches. °¥

¥¥° @the-rainbows-queen °¥¥

Andrew Murphy: "Uhhh... Who are you?"

¥° PinkBug Just Sighs In Dissapointment °¥

♡°~"Only The Best Fucking Queen Ever??"°~♡

♡°~"Damn, The Education System Does My Kingdom No Justice, Is That Why They Stopped Reading Kids Fairytales God Damn."°~♡

♡°~"My Husband Only Cannibalised My Newborns Twice"°~♡

Andrew Murphy: "What are you talking about?"

♡°~"Sir, I'm Over 200,000 Years Old, You Would Think Schools Still Teach About I Dunno, THE WHOLE ENTIRE KINGDOM I LIVE IN."°~♡

Andrew Murphy: "200,000???"

♡°~"Yeah?? Sir Just Because I'm The Size Of A Toddler Don't Mean I'm Not Old As Fuck."°~♡

Andrew Murphy: "Why are you so short, actually?"

♡°~"My Species Is Bug."°~♡

Andrew Murphy: "And? THAT's why?"

♡°~"Yes Because My Species Is Rainbow Bug, I'm The Queen Of The Rainbow Bugs.."•~✿

Michael Cooper: "Where are we, by the way? This place is unfamiliar."

¥° She Looks Around Then Back At Them °¥

♡°~"Clearly My Kingdom"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "Where is the kingdom located?"

¥° Stares At The So Very Obvious Kingdom Behind Them Then Back At Him °¥

♡°~"You Tell Me."°~♡

Michael Cooper: *Facepalms* "I meant location wise. Which country, which area?"

♡°~"It's Not A Country, It's A Magical Forest..."°~♡

Michael Cooper: "Alright... And where is the forest?"

♡°~"WE ARE IN IT??"°~♡

¥° She Looked Genuinely Disappointed At These Grown Mens Incompetence. °¥

Michael Cooper: "Let me phrase that differently. WHAT. SURROUNDS. THE. FOREST? What's around the forest?"

♡°~"Cannibal."°~♡

Michael Cooper: "That’s not what I meant. What's outside the forest? Buildings, any structures, roads?"

♡°~"A Cannibal, A Banished Citizen, My Royal Advisors Pregnant Wife, And Uh, An Endless Void"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "That’s all there is?"

♡°~"I Think, That's Just What My Guards Told Me"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "So, you don't even entirely know?"

♡°~"I'm Not Allowed Outside Of The Castle Walls Usually"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "Let me guess: "Because it is too dangerous for a royalty like you."?"

♡°~"No It's Because I Have To Make Sure My Husband Doesn't Eat More Villagers"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "HE DOES WHAA-"

♡°~"He At First Just Ate Our Babies, Now It's Our Village People"°~♡

*Cooper rn:*

♡°~"My Husband Is Very Nice, As Long As You Don't You Know, Have Any Revealed Skin Aside From Your Head"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "My sleeves are rolled up, exposing my arms... I can fix that, though. Does my face count?"

♡°~"He's Locked In The Shed Right Now You'll Be Fine, And No Face Doesn't Count"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "... Just in case." *Michael rolls his sleeves back down, covering his arms-*

♡°~"My 3 Children Are Just The Sweetest Though, And Didn't Cheat On Me With Their Sister."°~♡

¥° She Looked At The Shed Her Husband Was Locked In At That Last Part.. °¥

*Michael choked when he heard that* Michael Cooper: "EXCUSE ME, WHAT?"

♡°~"I Stomped That Cyan Bitches Head In Till It Was Mush Then Force Fed It To My Dear Husband.."°~♡

Michael Cooper: "That’s violent as hell-"

♡°~"CYAN WAS HIS SISTER."°~♡

Michael Cooper: "I mean, that's messed up... Who even does that??? Like, that's something crazy! I have no words to express this!"

♡°~"BlueBug Was Never The Brightest To Say The Least."°~♡

Michael Cooper: "That’s an understatement-"

♡°~"He Has 0 Brain."°~♡

♡°~"Imagine Being Bald.. Couldn't Be Me.."°~♡

¥° The Queen Dramatically Flips Her Hair.. Mind You She Is 2 Foot 5 Inches. °¥

¥¥° @the-rainbows-queen °¥¥

Andrew Murphy: "Uhhh... Who are you?"

¥° PinkBug Just Sighs In Dissapointment °¥

♡°~"Only The Best Fucking Queen Ever??"°~♡

♡°~"Damn, The Education System Does My Kingdom No Justice, Is That Why They Stopped Reading Kids Fairytales God Damn."°~♡

♡°~"My Husband Only Cannibalised My Newborns Twice"°~♡

Andrew Murphy: "What are you talking about?"

♡°~"Sir, I'm Over 200,000 Years Old, You Would Think Schools Still Teach About I Dunno, THE WHOLE ENTIRE KINGDOM I LIVE IN."°~♡

Andrew Murphy: "200,000???"

♡°~"Yeah?? Sir Just Because I'm The Size Of A Toddler Don't Mean I'm Not Old As Fuck."°~♡

Andrew Murphy: "Why are you so short, actually?"

♡°~"My Species Is Bug."°~♡

Andrew Murphy: "And? THAT's why?"

♡°~"Yes Because My Species Is Rainbow Bug, I'm The Queen Of The Rainbow Bugs.."•~✿

Michael Cooper: "Where are we, by the way? This place is unfamiliar."

¥° She Looks Around Then Back At Them °¥

♡°~"Clearly My Kingdom"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "Where is the kingdom located?"

¥° Stares At The So Very Obvious Kingdom Behind Them Then Back At Him °¥

♡°~"You Tell Me."°~♡

Michael Cooper: *Facepalms* "I meant location wise. Which country, which area?"

♡°~"It's Not A Country, It's A Magical Forest..."°~♡

Michael Cooper: "Alright... And where is the forest?"

♡°~"WE ARE IN IT??"°~♡

¥° She Looked Genuinely Disappointed At These Grown Mens Incompetence. °¥

Michael Cooper: "Let me phrase that differently. WHAT. SURROUNDS. THE. FOREST? What's around the forest?"

♡°~"Cannibal."°~♡

Michael Cooper: "That’s not what I meant. What's outside the forest? Buildings, any structures, roads?"

♡°~"A Cannibal, A Banished Citizen, My Royal Advisors Pregnant Wife, And Uh, An Endless Void"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "That’s all there is?"

♡°~"I Think, That's Just What My Guards Told Me"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "So, you don't even entirely know?"

♡°~"I'm Not Allowed Outside Of The Castle Walls Usually"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "Let me guess: "Because it is too dangerous for a royalty like you."?"

♡°~"No It's Because I Have To Make Sure My Husband Doesn't Eat More Villagers"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "HE DOES WHAA-"

♡°~"He At First Just Ate Our Babies, Now It's Our Village People"°~♡

*Cooper rn:*

♡°~"My Husband Is Very Nice, As Long As You Don't You Know, Have Any Revealed Skin Aside From Your Head"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "My sleeves are rolled up, exposing my arms... I can fix that, though. Does my face count?"

♡°~"He's Locked In The Shed Right Now You'll Be Fine, And No Face Doesn't Count"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "... Just in case." *Michael rolls his sleeves back down, covering his arms-*

♡°~"My 3 Children Are Just The Sweetest Though, And Didn't Cheat On Me With Their Sister."°~♡

¥° She Looked At The Shed Her Husband Was Locked In At That Last Part.. °¥

*Michael choked when he heard that* Michael Cooper: "EXCUSE ME, WHAT?"

♡°~"I Stomped That Cyan Bitches Head In Till It Was Mush Then Force Fed It To My Dear Husband.."°~♡

Michael Cooper: "That’s violent as hell-"

♡°~"CYAN WAS HIS SISTER."°~♡

Michael Cooper: "I mean, that's messed up... Who even does that??? Like, that's something crazy! I have no words to express this!"

♡°~"BlueBug Was Never The Brightest To Say The Least."°~♡

♡°~"Imagine Being Bald.. Couldn't Be Me.."°~♡

¥° The Queen Dramatically Flips Her Hair.. Mind You She Is 2 Foot 5 Inches. °¥

¥¥° @the-rainbows-queen °¥¥

Andrew Murphy: "Uhhh... Who are you?"

¥° PinkBug Just Sighs In Dissapointment °¥

♡°~"Only The Best Fucking Queen Ever??"°~♡

♡°~"Damn, The Education System Does My Kingdom No Justice, Is That Why They Stopped Reading Kids Fairytales God Damn."°~♡

♡°~"My Husband Only Cannibalised My Newborns Twice"°~♡

Andrew Murphy: "What are you talking about?"

♡°~"Sir, I'm Over 200,000 Years Old, You Would Think Schools Still Teach About I Dunno, THE WHOLE ENTIRE KINGDOM I LIVE IN."°~♡

Andrew Murphy: "200,000???"

♡°~"Yeah?? Sir Just Because I'm The Size Of A Toddler Don't Mean I'm Not Old As Fuck."°~♡

Andrew Murphy: "Why are you so short, actually?"

♡°~"My Species Is Bug."°~♡

Andrew Murphy: "And? THAT's why?"

♡°~"Yes Because My Species Is Rainbow Bug, I'm The Queen Of The Rainbow Bugs.."•~✿

Michael Cooper: "Where are we, by the way? This place is unfamiliar."

¥° She Looks Around Then Back At Them °¥

♡°~"Clearly My Kingdom"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "Where is the kingdom located?"

¥° Stares At The So Very Obvious Kingdom Behind Them Then Back At Him °¥

♡°~"You Tell Me."°~♡

Michael Cooper: *Facepalms* "I meant location wise. Which country, which area?"

♡°~"It's Not A Country, It's A Magical Forest..."°~♡

Michael Cooper: "Alright... And where is the forest?"

♡°~"WE ARE IN IT??"°~♡

¥° She Looked Genuinely Disappointed At These Grown Mens Incompetence. °¥

Michael Cooper: "Let me phrase that differently. WHAT. SURROUNDS. THE. FOREST? What's around the forest?"

♡°~"Cannibal."°~♡

Michael Cooper: "That’s not what I meant. What's outside the forest? Buildings, any structures, roads?"

♡°~"A Cannibal, A Banished Citizen, My Royal Advisors Pregnant Wife, And Uh, An Endless Void"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "That’s all there is?"

♡°~"I Think, That's Just What My Guards Told Me"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "So, you don't even entirely know?"

♡°~"I'm Not Allowed Outside Of The Castle Walls Usually"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "Let me guess: "Because it is too dangerous for a royalty like you."?"

♡°~"No It's Because I Have To Make Sure My Husband Doesn't Eat More Villagers"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "HE DOES WHAA-"

♡°~"He At First Just Ate Our Babies, Now It's Our Village People"°~♡

*Cooper rn:*

♡°~"My Husband Is Very Nice, As Long As You Don't You Know, Have Any Revealed Skin Aside From Your Head"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "My sleeves are rolled up, exposing my arms... I can fix that, though. Does my face count?"

♡°~"He's Locked In The Shed Right Now You'll Be Fine, And No Face Doesn't Count"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "... Just in case." *Michael rolls his sleeves back down, covering his arms-*

♡°~"My 3 Children Are Just The Sweetest Though, And Didn't Cheat On Me With Their Sister."°~♡

¥° She Looked At The Shed Her Husband Was Locked In At That Last Part.. °¥

*Michael choked when he heard that* Michael Cooper: "EXCUSE ME, WHAT?"

♡°~"I Stomped That Cyan Bitches Head In Till It Was Mush Then Force Fed It To My Dear Husband.."°~♡

Michael Cooper: "That’s violent as hell-"

♡°~"CYAN WAS HIS SISTER."°~♡

♡°~"Imagine Being Bald.. Couldn't Be Me.."°~♡

¥° The Queen Dramatically Flips Her Hair.. Mind You She Is 2 Foot 5 Inches. °¥

¥¥° @the-rainbows-queen °¥¥

Andrew Murphy: "Uhhh... Who are you?"

¥° PinkBug Just Sighs In Dissapointment °¥

♡°~"Only The Best Fucking Queen Ever??"°~♡

♡°~"Damn, The Education System Does My Kingdom No Justice, Is That Why They Stopped Reading Kids Fairytales God Damn."°~♡

♡°~"My Husband Only Cannibalised My Newborns Twice"°~♡

Andrew Murphy: "What are you talking about?"

♡°~"Sir, I'm Over 200,000 Years Old, You Would Think Schools Still Teach About I Dunno, THE WHOLE ENTIRE KINGDOM I LIVE IN."°~♡

Andrew Murphy: "200,000???"

♡°~"Yeah?? Sir Just Because I'm The Size Of A Toddler Don't Mean I'm Not Old As Fuck."°~♡

Andrew Murphy: "Why are you so short, actually?"

♡°~"My Species Is Bug."°~♡

Andrew Murphy: "And? THAT's why?"

♡°~"Yes Because My Species Is Rainbow Bug, I'm The Queen Of The Rainbow Bugs.."•~✿

Michael Cooper: "Where are we, by the way? This place is unfamiliar."

¥° She Looks Around Then Back At Them °¥

♡°~"Clearly My Kingdom"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "Where is the kingdom located?"

¥° Stares At The So Very Obvious Kingdom Behind Them Then Back At Him °¥

♡°~"You Tell Me."°~♡

Michael Cooper: *Facepalms* "I meant location wise. Which country, which area?"

♡°~"It's Not A Country, It's A Magical Forest..."°~♡

Michael Cooper: "Alright... And where is the forest?"

♡°~"WE ARE IN IT??"°~♡

¥° She Looked Genuinely Disappointed At These Grown Mens Incompetence. °¥

Michael Cooper: "Let me phrase that differently. WHAT. SURROUNDS. THE. FOREST? What's around the forest?"

♡°~"Cannibal."°~♡

Michael Cooper: "That’s not what I meant. What's outside the forest? Buildings, any structures, roads?"

♡°~"A Cannibal, A Banished Citizen, My Royal Advisors Pregnant Wife, And Uh, An Endless Void"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "That’s all there is?"

♡°~"I Think, That's Just What My Guards Told Me"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "So, you don't even entirely know?"

♡°~"I'm Not Allowed Outside Of The Castle Walls Usually"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "Let me guess: "Because it is too dangerous for a royalty like you."?"

♡°~"No It's Because I Have To Make Sure My Husband Doesn't Eat More Villagers"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "HE DOES WHAA-"

♡°~"He At First Just Ate Our Babies, Now It's Our Village People"°~♡

*Cooper rn:*

♡°~"My Husband Is Very Nice, As Long As You Don't You Know, Have Any Revealed Skin Aside From Your Head"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "My sleeves are rolled up, exposing my arms... I can fix that, though. Does my face count?"

♡°~"He's Locked In The Shed Right Now You'll Be Fine, And No Face Doesn't Count"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "... Just in case." *Michael rolls his sleeves back down, covering his arms-*

♡°~"My 3 Children Are Just The Sweetest Though, And Didn't Cheat On Me With Their Sister."°~♡

¥° She Looked At The Shed Her Husband Was Locked In At That Last Part.. °¥

*Michael choked when he heard that* Michael Cooper: "EXCUSE ME, WHAT?"

♡°~"I Stomped That Cyan Bitches Head In Till It Was Mush Then Force Fed It To My Dear Husband.."°~♡

♡°~"Imagine Being Bald.. Couldn't Be Me.."°~♡

¥° The Queen Dramatically Flips Her Hair.. Mind You She Is 2 Foot 5 Inches. °¥

¥¥° @the-rainbows-queen °¥¥

Andrew Murphy: "Uhhh... Who are you?"

¥° PinkBug Just Sighs In Dissapointment °¥

♡°~"Only The Best Fucking Queen Ever??"°~♡

♡°~"Damn, The Education System Does My Kingdom No Justice, Is That Why They Stopped Reading Kids Fairytales God Damn."°~♡

♡°~"My Husband Only Cannibalised My Newborns Twice"°~♡

Andrew Murphy: "What are you talking about?"

♡°~"Sir, I'm Over 200,000 Years Old, You Would Think Schools Still Teach About I Dunno, THE WHOLE ENTIRE KINGDOM I LIVE IN."°~♡

Andrew Murphy: "200,000???"

♡°~"Yeah?? Sir Just Because I'm The Size Of A Toddler Don't Mean I'm Not Old As Fuck."°~♡

Andrew Murphy: "Why are you so short, actually?"

♡°~"My Species Is Bug."°~♡

Andrew Murphy: "And? THAT's why?"

♡°~"Yes Because My Species Is Rainbow Bug, I'm The Queen Of The Rainbow Bugs.."•~✿

Michael Cooper: "Where are we, by the way? This place is unfamiliar."

¥° She Looks Around Then Back At Them °¥

♡°~"Clearly My Kingdom"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "Where is the kingdom located?"

¥° Stares At The So Very Obvious Kingdom Behind Them Then Back At Him °¥

♡°~"You Tell Me."°~♡

Michael Cooper: *Facepalms* "I meant location wise. Which country, which area?"

♡°~"It's Not A Country, It's A Magical Forest..."°~♡

Michael Cooper: "Alright... And where is the forest?"

♡°~"WE ARE IN IT??"°~♡

¥° She Looked Genuinely Disappointed At These Grown Mens Incompetence. °¥

Michael Cooper: "Let me phrase that differently. WHAT. SURROUNDS. THE. FOREST? What's around the forest?"

♡°~"Cannibal."°~♡

Michael Cooper: "That’s not what I meant. What's outside the forest? Buildings, any structures, roads?"

♡°~"A Cannibal, A Banished Citizen, My Royal Advisors Pregnant Wife, And Uh, An Endless Void"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "That’s all there is?"

♡°~"I Think, That's Just What My Guards Told Me"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "So, you don't even entirely know?"

♡°~"I'm Not Allowed Outside Of The Castle Walls Usually"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "Let me guess: "Because it is too dangerous for a royalty like you."?"

♡°~"No It's Because I Have To Make Sure My Husband Doesn't Eat More Villagers"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "HE DOES WHAA-"

♡°~"He At First Just Ate Our Babies, Now It's Our Village People"°~♡

*Cooper rn:*

♡°~"My Husband Is Very Nice, As Long As You Don't You Know, Have Any Revealed Skin Aside From Your Head"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "My sleeves are rolled up, exposing my arms... I can fix that, though. Does my face count?"

♡°~"He's Locked In The Shed Right Now You'll Be Fine, And No Face Doesn't Count"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "... Just in case." *Michael rolls his sleeves back down, covering his arms-*

♡°~"My 3 Children Are Just The Sweetest Though, And Didn't Cheat On Me With Their Sister."°~♡

¥° She Looked At The Shed Her Husband Was Locked In At That Last Part.. °¥

♡°~"Imagine Being Bald.. Couldn't Be Me.."°~♡

¥° The Queen Dramatically Flips Her Hair.. Mind You She Is 2 Foot 5 Inches. °¥

¥¥° @the-rainbows-queen °¥¥

Andrew Murphy: "Uhhh... Who are you?"

¥° PinkBug Just Sighs In Dissapointment °¥

♡°~"Only The Best Fucking Queen Ever??"°~♡

♡°~"Damn, The Education System Does My Kingdom No Justice, Is That Why They Stopped Reading Kids Fairytales God Damn."°~♡

♡°~"My Husband Only Cannibalised My Newborns Twice"°~♡

Andrew Murphy: "What are you talking about?"

♡°~"Sir, I'm Over 200,000 Years Old, You Would Think Schools Still Teach About I Dunno, THE WHOLE ENTIRE KINGDOM I LIVE IN."°~♡

Andrew Murphy: "200,000???"

♡°~"Yeah?? Sir Just Because I'm The Size Of A Toddler Don't Mean I'm Not Old As Fuck."°~♡

Andrew Murphy: "Why are you so short, actually?"

♡°~"My Species Is Bug."°~♡

Andrew Murphy: "And? THAT's why?"

♡°~"Yes Because My Species Is Rainbow Bug, I'm The Queen Of The Rainbow Bugs.."•~✿

Michael Cooper: "Where are we, by the way? This place is unfamiliar."

¥° She Looks Around Then Back At Them °¥

♡°~"Clearly My Kingdom"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "Where is the kingdom located?"

¥° Stares At The So Very Obvious Kingdom Behind Them Then Back At Him °¥

♡°~"You Tell Me."°~♡

Michael Cooper: *Facepalms* "I meant location wise. Which country, which area?"

♡°~"It's Not A Country, It's A Magical Forest..."°~♡

Michael Cooper: "Alright... And where is the forest?"

♡°~"WE ARE IN IT??"°~♡

¥° She Looked Genuinely Disappointed At These Grown Mens Incompetence. °¥

Michael Cooper: "Let me phrase that differently. WHAT. SURROUNDS. THE. FOREST? What's around the forest?"

♡°~"Cannibal."°~♡

Michael Cooper: "That’s not what I meant. What's outside the forest? Buildings, any structures, roads?"

♡°~"A Cannibal, A Banished Citizen, My Royal Advisors Pregnant Wife, And Uh, An Endless Void"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "That’s all there is?"

♡°~"I Think, That's Just What My Guards Told Me"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "So, you don't even entirely know?"

♡°~"I'm Not Allowed Outside Of The Castle Walls Usually"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "Let me guess: "Because it is too dangerous for a royalty like you."?"

♡°~"No It's Because I Have To Make Sure My Husband Doesn't Eat More Villagers"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "HE DOES WHAA-"

♡°~"He At First Just Ate Our Babies, Now It's Our Village People"°~♡

*Cooper rn:*

♡°~"My Husband Is Very Nice, As Long As You Don't You Know, Have Any Revealed Skin Aside From Your Head"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "My sleeves are rolled up, exposing my arms... I can fix that, though. Does my face count?"

♡°~"He's Locked In The Shed Right Now You'll Be Fine, And No Face Doesn't Count"°~♡

♡°~"Imagine Being Bald.. Couldn't Be Me.."°~♡

¥° The Queen Dramatically Flips Her Hair.. Mind You She Is 2 Foot 5 Inches. °¥

¥¥° @the-rainbows-queen °¥¥

Andrew Murphy: "Uhhh... Who are you?"

¥° PinkBug Just Sighs In Dissapointment °¥

♡°~"Only The Best Fucking Queen Ever??"°~♡

♡°~"Damn, The Education System Does My Kingdom No Justice, Is That Why They Stopped Reading Kids Fairytales God Damn."°~♡

♡°~"My Husband Only Cannibalised My Newborns Twice"°~♡

Andrew Murphy: "What are you talking about?"

♡°~"Sir, I'm Over 200,000 Years Old, You Would Think Schools Still Teach About I Dunno, THE WHOLE ENTIRE KINGDOM I LIVE IN."°~♡

Andrew Murphy: "200,000???"

♡°~"Yeah?? Sir Just Because I'm The Size Of A Toddler Don't Mean I'm Not Old As Fuck."°~♡

Andrew Murphy: "Why are you so short, actually?"

♡°~"My Species Is Bug."°~♡

Andrew Murphy: "And? THAT's why?"

♡°~"Yes Because My Species Is Rainbow Bug, I'm The Queen Of The Rainbow Bugs.."•~✿

Michael Cooper: "Where are we, by the way? This place is unfamiliar."

¥° She Looks Around Then Back At Them °¥

♡°~"Clearly My Kingdom"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "Where is the kingdom located?"

¥° Stares At The So Very Obvious Kingdom Behind Them Then Back At Him °¥

♡°~"You Tell Me."°~♡

Michael Cooper: *Facepalms* "I meant location wise. Which country, which area?"

♡°~"It's Not A Country, It's A Magical Forest..."°~♡

Michael Cooper: "Alright... And where is the forest?"

♡°~"WE ARE IN IT??"°~♡

¥° She Looked Genuinely Disappointed At These Grown Mens Incompetence. °¥

Michael Cooper: "Let me phrase that differently. WHAT. SURROUNDS. THE. FOREST? What's around the forest?"

♡°~"Cannibal."°~♡

Michael Cooper: "That’s not what I meant. What's outside the forest? Buildings, any structures, roads?"

♡°~"A Cannibal, A Banished Citizen, My Royal Advisors Pregnant Wife, And Uh, An Endless Void"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "That’s all there is?"

♡°~"I Think, That's Just What My Guards Told Me"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "So, you don't even entirely know?"

♡°~"I'm Not Allowed Outside Of The Castle Walls Usually"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "Let me guess: "Because it is too dangerous for a royalty like you."?"

♡°~"No It's Because I Have To Make Sure My Husband Doesn't Eat More Villagers"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "HE DOES WHAA-"

♡°~"He At First Just Ate Our Babies, Now It's Our Village People"°~♡

*Cooper rn:*

♡°~"My Husband Is Very Nice, As Long As You Don't You Know, Have Any Revealed Skin Aside From Your Head"°~♡

♡°~"Imagine Being Bald.. Couldn't Be Me.."°~♡

¥° The Queen Dramatically Flips Her Hair.. Mind You She Is 2 Foot 5 Inches. °¥

¥¥° @the-rainbows-queen °¥¥

Andrew Murphy: "Uhhh... Who are you?"

¥° PinkBug Just Sighs In Dissapointment °¥

♡°~"Only The Best Fucking Queen Ever??"°~♡

♡°~"Damn, The Education System Does My Kingdom No Justice, Is That Why They Stopped Reading Kids Fairytales God Damn."°~♡

♡°~"My Husband Only Cannibalised My Newborns Twice"°~♡

Andrew Murphy: "What are you talking about?"

♡°~"Sir, I'm Over 200,000 Years Old, You Would Think Schools Still Teach About I Dunno, THE WHOLE ENTIRE KINGDOM I LIVE IN."°~♡

Andrew Murphy: "200,000???"

♡°~"Yeah?? Sir Just Because I'm The Size Of A Toddler Don't Mean I'm Not Old As Fuck."°~♡

Andrew Murphy: "Why are you so short, actually?"

♡°~"My Species Is Bug."°~♡

Andrew Murphy: "And? THAT's why?"

♡°~"Yes Because My Species Is Rainbow Bug, I'm The Queen Of The Rainbow Bugs.."•~✿

Michael Cooper: "Where are we, by the way? This place is unfamiliar."

¥° She Looks Around Then Back At Them °¥

♡°~"Clearly My Kingdom"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "Where is the kingdom located?"

¥° Stares At The So Very Obvious Kingdom Behind Them Then Back At Him °¥

♡°~"You Tell Me."°~♡

Michael Cooper: *Facepalms* "I meant location wise. Which country, which area?"

♡°~"It's Not A Country, It's A Magical Forest..."°~♡

Michael Cooper: "Alright... And where is the forest?"

♡°~"WE ARE IN IT??"°~♡

¥° She Looked Genuinely Disappointed At These Grown Mens Incompetence. °¥

Michael Cooper: "Let me phrase that differently. WHAT. SURROUNDS. THE. FOREST? What's around the forest?"

♡°~"Cannibal."°~♡

Michael Cooper: "That’s not what I meant. What's outside the forest? Buildings, any structures, roads?"

♡°~"A Cannibal, A Banished Citizen, My Royal Advisors Pregnant Wife, And Uh, An Endless Void"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "That’s all there is?"

♡°~"I Think, That's Just What My Guards Told Me"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "So, you don't even entirely know?"

♡°~"I'm Not Allowed Outside Of The Castle Walls Usually"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "Let me guess: "Because it is too dangerous for a royalty like you."?"

♡°~"No It's Because I Have To Make Sure My Husband Doesn't Eat More Villagers"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "HE DOES WHAA-"

♡°~"He At First Just Ate Our Babies, Now It's Our Village People"°~♡

♡°~"Imagine Being Bald.. Couldn't Be Me.."°~♡

¥° The Queen Dramatically Flips Her Hair.. Mind You She Is 2 Foot 5 Inches. °¥

¥¥° @the-rainbows-queen °¥¥

Andrew Murphy: "Uhhh... Who are you?"

¥° PinkBug Just Sighs In Dissapointment °¥

♡°~"Only The Best Fucking Queen Ever??"°~♡

♡°~"Damn, The Education System Does My Kingdom No Justice, Is That Why They Stopped Reading Kids Fairytales God Damn."°~♡

♡°~"My Husband Only Cannibalised My Newborns Twice"°~♡

Andrew Murphy: "What are you talking about?"

♡°~"Sir, I'm Over 200,000 Years Old, You Would Think Schools Still Teach About I Dunno, THE WHOLE ENTIRE KINGDOM I LIVE IN."°~♡

Andrew Murphy: "200,000???"

♡°~"Yeah?? Sir Just Because I'm The Size Of A Toddler Don't Mean I'm Not Old As Fuck."°~♡

Andrew Murphy: "Why are you so short, actually?"

♡°~"My Species Is Bug."°~♡

Andrew Murphy: "And? THAT's why?"

♡°~"Yes Because My Species Is Rainbow Bug, I'm The Queen Of The Rainbow Bugs.."•~✿

Michael Cooper: "Where are we, by the way? This place is unfamiliar."

¥° She Looks Around Then Back At Them °¥

♡°~"Clearly My Kingdom"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "Where is the kingdom located?"

¥° Stares At The So Very Obvious Kingdom Behind Them Then Back At Him °¥

♡°~"You Tell Me."°~♡

Michael Cooper: *Facepalms* "I meant location wise. Which country, which area?"

♡°~"It's Not A Country, It's A Magical Forest..."°~♡

Michael Cooper: "Alright... And where is the forest?"

♡°~"WE ARE IN IT??"°~♡

¥° She Looked Genuinely Disappointed At These Grown Mens Incompetence. °¥

Michael Cooper: "Let me phrase that differently. WHAT. SURROUNDS. THE. FOREST? What's around the forest?"

♡°~"Cannibal."°~♡

Michael Cooper: "That’s not what I meant. What's outside the forest? Buildings, any structures, roads?"

♡°~"A Cannibal, A Banished Citizen, My Royal Advisors Pregnant Wife, And Uh, An Endless Void"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "That’s all there is?"

♡°~"I Think, That's Just What My Guards Told Me"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "So, you don't even entirely know?"

♡°~"I'm Not Allowed Outside Of The Castle Walls Usually"°~♡

Michael Cooper: "Let me guess: "Because it is too dangerous for a royalty like you."?"