Hiii, this acc. is meant to make satirical political hypotheticals about the cases of political races in Florida’s Second (Federal) Congressional district or the general area it encompasses if they change it all around by the next election. In the 5 months before the 2026 election, it’ll be a lot of stuff and I’m really open to comments about ideas
Basically the posts will be formatted like:
“What if [Insert Political Blorbo here] changed all their policies around?” or “what if George Corley Wallace rose from the dead and ran for Congress as a Democrat?”
Then I’ll see if I can make something similar to an article out of it.













