The Best Youtuber of all Time

You may remember me from the mall incident idk

[the-real-jerry-1]

This

This green substance

This is the enemy of my people

May is all burn in fires most marketable

[the-real-jerry-1]

I don't know what's going on here but the lines are funny and waggly and have some juicy, juicy data you can suck up with your eyes.

[the-real-jerry-1]

Sorry for being gone I had to plot.... things.

Like my new videos on YouTube Kids!

And The Reckoning. That too.

[the-real-jerry-1]

Keep crying haters 😆😆😆

You just mad you don't live in Rapid City, South Dakota! 🤣🤣🤣

[nowheresville-dakota]

Least insecure Rapid City resident.

[the-real-jerry-1]

I can't be insecure, I have a fair amount of subscribers on YouTube Kids!

All the cool people live in Rapid City! Accept it and move on, hater!

😜

Also plz subscribe

[the-real-jerry-1]

The first person to name this random guy I found in my files gets free V-Bucks.

Everyone who isn't the first person to name this random guy has to subscribe to my Youtube Kids channel.

[russian-amnesiac]

What is relations between turkey and the Big Bird? Do Elmo and the Count cook up Big Bird in Thanksgiving? Does the Big Bird participate in Thanksgiving?

[the-real-jerry-1]

Even my cosmic limitless knowledge isn't entirely sure, but I Google searched "Big bird eating turkey" and got this image attached to the name "Mitt Romney."

So I'm thinking that's your answer.

[russian-amnesiac]

Are you telling me this street is made from sesame?!

[the-real-jerry-1]

Good one fellow Jerry!

[rai-jin-andro-jin]

The ants that have invaded my house send their regards.

[the-real-jerry-1]

Yes, name them Jerry 1, Jerry 2, and Jerry 3. That is a great naming convention. A marvelous naming convention for something that lives in your house even though it probably shouldn't. Quite extraordinary naming there.

I am not biased.

[the-real-jerry-1]

Keep crying haters 😆😆😆

You just mad you don't live in Rapid City, South Dakota! 🤣🤣🤣

[aberrantceramics]

Scaly Scylla of the Lightless Depths

Small Wall Mask

[the-real-jerry-1]

Damn it look just like me fr fr

[emojiturtledaily]

Day 693: 🐢 & [Among Us Crewmate]

Requested by: ArgyPargy on Patreon

Ko-Fi | Patreon

[the-real-jerry-1]

Oh my gosh guys! When the turtle is sus>>>?!!

[the-real-jerry-1]

Why do doctors always tell me what to do with my body? I have more bones than you do, doesn't that make me more qualified to control them?

[the-real-jerry-1]

POV: You're in my car but you said you wouldn't like or subscribe. I turn around and tell you, "Then you won't like or survive either" and speed off a cliff at 395 mph.

[the-real-jerry-1]

This is my favorite superhero group, The Avongers.

It was heartbreaking when Soupman told Hank that Tim Allen AKA the god of bananas was actually Thanatos, lord of pencils. Then Hank had to smosh Tim Allen with his muscles. Very sad twist. Very sad. I have seen every movie ever so please forgive me if I'm mixing up some details.

[the-real-jerry-1]

Me when the police are tryna tell me I'm involved with a terrorist organization but I'm only with them for the clout:

[the-real-jerry-1]

Recently got my friend into Sesame Street! I'll be filming his reactions on my YTKids channel, so make sure to check it out and subscribe!

Stay addicted!

[the-real-jerry-1]

Wouldn't everything be better if you were asleep?