[sobeitjay2]

staff need some dick they actin all outta character 

[sustainablefarming-deactivated2]

this really is stonewall for horny people

[superpagangirl]

[laharl-sama]

[honeyycurl]

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

[twevara]

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school

SUPER IMPORTANT

BEST TIP

PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

[shrinking-ulzzang-deactivated20]

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

[bootleg-firework-deactivated201]

This is what school children in America are taught. That is so wrong on so many fucking levels and there are still people who believe gun control in any form is a bad thing.

let me reiterate SCHOOL CHILDREN IN A SUPPOSEDLY FIRST WORLD COUNTRY ARE TAUGHT THE SAME THINGS AS PEOPLE IN ACTIVE WAR ZONES BECAUSE THE THREAT OF BEING KILLED IN A SHOOTING IS SO HIGH.

[starcrossedcherik-deactivated20]

the bit in caps here is making me rethink my stance on gun control 

shit

[appropriately-inappropriate]

I’m reblogging this because as my follower count goes up, the odds of this saving a life do too.

[bronzewitchhazel]

My elementary school had drills telling us what to do in such an emergency. This is exactly what they told us. AND NOW FOR A FACT: IN CALIFORNIA YOU DO NOT HAVE TO REGISTER A SHOTGUN!

[toastbutteregg]

[veenia]

Ladies Of Avatar 

The Most Iconic Women Ever!

[auntmetanoia-deactivated2015072]

[aintittho]

[topmemesdeluxe]

When my boyfriend says “wig” in front of the cashier at Michaels while we’re buying Christmas ornaments and I know our cover is blown as a gay couple and he just outed himself as a bottom

[lifeisawalnut]

Sis, you’re two men buying Christmas ornaments at michaels. I’m thoroughly convinced the cashier been knew

[shopsunflorally]

[friendly-animals]

[3dbabyfromallymcbeal]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[alaeries]

[the-perks-of-being-black]

[williamhandler]

Republicans are literally the dumbest people I’ve ever met.

[theshitneyspears]

*sexting*

me before I nut: I can’t wait to do all these awful things to you him: and then? me after I nut:

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thesarcastic-one]

Lmao

[tastefullyoffensive]