V1

*vaguely explosion-like sounds nearby*

[the-real-v1]

You, feral robot, how you feel about Gabriel?

GABRIEL SHOULD HAVE WORN A FUCKIGN CONDOM

THESE FAKE GABRIEL BITCHES ANNOYING ASF

AND ALSO THE DISCORD LIGHT MODE BALLS SHOULD ALSO FUCK OFF

[be-not-afraid-or-whatever]

HEY

BIG EYED PNG THING

DO YOU LIKE ELECTRICITY?

@the-real-v1

I don't like where this is going.

[the-real-v1]

*tries to whiplash you*

FUCK

*tries to whiplash you*

SHIT

*tries to whiplash you*

OTHER SWEAR WORD HERE

*tries to-

[erqixi]

Oh brother

[the-real-v1]

HELL ITSELF SPEEDRUN P%

[power-of-an-angel]

hey can you spell "icup" please

I-C—

NOPE WE’RE NOT DOING THIS, NOT TODAY!

What-? What’s wrong with it?

Dude they’re trying to trick you into saying some weird shit

Oh. Then thank you for stopping me

[the-real-v1]

FUCK

[power-of-an-angel]

GABRIE LL

WH Y DID NT YOUT ELL ME YOUHAD CHILDREN

*A bunch of blood gets spat out of v1's frame. Seems like its got a load of hard damage on it.*

THEYR E KICKINGMY ASS

@the-real-v1

GOOD, I AM EXTREMELY PROUD OF THEM!

[the-real-v1]

*loud asf mechanical crying*

[bluegopro]

L0S3R

[the-real-v1]

SHUT UP

*Steals a random swordsmachine's shotgun*

FUCK OFF

[ultrakillfactsdaily]

ULTRAKILL FACT OF THE DAY

WE PUT THE FUCKASS ROBOT IN THE ETERNAL GAY TORTURE VORTEX

THAT'S WHAT THE FRAUD ALBUM COVER IS

[the-real-v1]

GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

[power-of-an-angel]

GABRIE LL

WH Y DID NT YOUT ELL ME YOUHAD CHILDREN

*A bunch of blood gets spat out of v1's frame. Seems like its got a load of hard damage on it.*

THEYR E KICKINGMY ASS

@the-real-v1

GOOD, I AM EXTREMELY PROUD OF THEM!

[the-real-v1]

*loud asf mechanical crying*

[la1ngelzzz]

Obsessed with this secret entry in fraud because you can clearly tell it's hell talking here and knowing it it was probably psychologically terrorizing Lucifer while blushing and kicking its hypothetical feet

[the-real-v1]

WHERE IS THIS LOCATED

I NEED TO KNOW FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES

[wedding-funeral-waitress]

from what I know, this one is found in 8-3. If you do both the red skull and blue skull, then go and do a secret encounter; once the encounter is beaten there are two books in a room. One is something you can grab. The other is in the mirror. It's one of those!

[the-real-v1]

I WILL USE THIS FOR TOMFOOLERY

THANKS

[la1ngelzzz]

Obsessed with this secret entry in fraud because you can clearly tell it's hell talking here and knowing it it was probably psychologically terrorizing Lucifer while blushing and kicking its hypothetical feet

[the-real-v1]

WHERE IS THIS LOCATED

I NEED TO KNOW FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES

[the-real-v1]

You're back! :0

I TAKE MY STATEMENTS BACK, DEATH IS BORING.

ALSO MY GUNS ARE MISSING. IDK WHY

[inexactgolem63]

I missed you <:3

[the-real-v1]

THANKS FOR YOUR,

UH

THOUGHTFULLNESS?

[the-real-v1]

You're back! :0

I TAKE MY STATEMENTS BACK, DEATH IS BORING.

ALSO MY GUNS ARE MISSING. IDK WHY

[the-real-v1]

WHERE ARE ALL MY GUNS??

*A providence spawns*

OH SHIT

*tries to whiplash the providence, providence dodges*

WTF

*parries the providence*

HAH. FUCK YOU

[the-real-v1]

Σήκω, ανόητε. Ο θάνατός σου δεν είναι με τους δικούς σου όρους, ούτε των ουρανών, ούτε κανενός άλλου. Είναι δικός μου. Τώρα σήκω και ξεκίνα την παράσταση.

HUH? WHERE- WHAT? DID I BREAK THE CYCLE?

[the-real-v1]

something wicked this way LEAVES!!!

GO AWAY MALICIOUS STICK FIGURE!!

[the-hellish-triad]

boo

@something-wicked-this-way-slides

*V1 was preparing to hook itself to the terminal and access the Cybergrind on The Church's ████████ when you came in. It immediately turned around with a high-pitch squeal, wings splayed wide. It had Sapphire in its arms and just stared.*

《●》[Who- what- WHYYYY???!]

*It shrieks, staring at you*

《●》[What do you want!?]

[the-real-v1]

to spook you. That was easier than anticipated.

[the-hellish-triad]

*V1 angrily stares, arms crossed around Saphire and tapping its foot on the ground*

《●》[Of course it was easy! You're not the one actively running away from angels and having to hide while the people that care for you are out there! Asshole.]

[the-real-v1]

Oh. sorry, Angels are chasing after you? Those bastards left me here to rot. If i see one ill give them a taste of their own "medicine"

[the-hellish-triad]

《●》[I wouldn't recommend trying to fight them... I've heard they managed to snatch many other V1s and, if I am anything to go by, that's not easy to do. That's... Scary.]

*V1's wings twitch slightly at the thought. It hugs Saphire a bit tighter*

《●》[But I'll be okay as long as I'm here I guess... You want to play something with me? I'm bored.]

[the-real-v1]

Sure. Good to know that you're safe here. As for me trying to fight them, god has tried to unmake me, and he couldn't, so i'm quite certain i could atleast put up a fight. As for playing something, im not quite sure what we could play.

[the-hellish-triad]

boo

@something-wicked-this-way-slides

*V1 was preparing to hook itself to the terminal and access the Cybergrind on The Church's ████████ when you came in. It immediately turned around with a high-pitch squeal, wings splayed wide. It had Sapphire in its arms and just stared.*

《●》[Who- what- WHYYYY???!]

*It shrieks, staring at you*

《●》[What do you want!?]

[the-real-v1]

to spook you. That was easier than anticipated.

[the-hellish-triad]

*V1 angrily stares, arms crossed around Saphire and tapping its foot on the ground*

《●》[Of course it was easy! You're not the one actively running away from angels and having to hide while the people that care for you are out there! Asshole.]

[the-real-v1]

Oh. sorry, Angels are chasing after you? Those bastards left me here to rot. If i see one ill give them a taste of their own "medicine"

[the-hellish-triad]

boo

@something-wicked-this-way-slides

*V1 was preparing to hook itself to the terminal and access the Cybergrind on The Church's ████████ when you came in. It immediately turned around with a high-pitch squeal, wings splayed wide. It had Sapphire in its arms and just stared.*

《●》[Who- what- WHYYYY???!]

*It shrieks, staring at you*

《●》[What do you want!?]

[the-real-v1]

to spook you. That was easier than anticipated.